Some of my favorite Redneck Jokes
You just gotta see this collection of redneck pictures. For the last10 years I have been saving pictures people have sent me or that I have seen on the internet. Then last year I put them together into this PowerPoint Slide show. (Download by right clicking on your mouse and selecting "Save Link As..."
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There was this fellow from South Georgia who had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
If you are from the Northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
In the South when . . .
Created September 22, 2007