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A officer was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become police women. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
Two blonds are out on the balcony at night.
The first blond says to the other one i wonder which is closer the moon or London.
The second blond thinks for a while.
"duh....can you see London"
Another Blond joke
" you are suffering from what is technically known as an electra complex," the doctor is informing his blond female patient."in other words, you are in love with your father."
The blond breaks down into hysterical sobbing.
"now, now," comforts the shrink. "it' not all that bad."
"yes.. (sniff)... yes, it is, " the blond gets out between sobs.
"i have no chance at all.. he's a married man!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
A blond walks into a building and walks up to the counter and says"can i please have a big mac, small coke and medium fries the women behind the counter says I'm sorry lady this is a library the blond then repeats the order in a whispered voice.
A new police recruit was asked what he would do if he had to arrest his own mother.
His answer was, "call for back up."
A guy is 69 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "pick me up."
He looked around and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "yes i'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and i'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. i'll then give you more sexual plesaure then you have ever could have dreamed of."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carfully, and placed in in his fount breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what i said? I said kiss me and i will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said," Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
A jumper car lead walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer" he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worthy talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "that isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"yes ill show you."
He takes a drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building two times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't belive it, "i bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building two times and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer. so the guy says bartender, "Giver her one of what I'm haveing."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 20 stories, brakes every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "you know superman, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk."
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
Two guys meet in a bar.
the first guy say "are you married"
the other guy says" yes, and she's an angel"
The first guy says " your lucky mines still alive"
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