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// Random Christmas specials & episodes....
06:00 The Bears Who Saved Christmas
06:30 Mr. Bill's Christmas - Oh no, a half hour of the SNL breakout.
07:00 The Little Rascals Christmas
07:30 A Cosmic Christmas - This Nelvana production inspired George Lucas to use them for the Boba Fett sequence in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
08:00 Laugh-In Christmas - Nearly an hour of bits from the popular 60s show.
09:00 Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas - A well-remembered Muppet production, once oft shown on HBO.
10:00 60s Astroboy – The Wonderful Christmas Present - The early anime character himself, in glorious black-and-white.
10:30 Beavis & Butthead Christmas
11:00 Community – Abeds Uncontrollable Christmas - The claymation episode.
11:30 The Tick Loves Santa! - The villain here, Multiple Santa, originated as a throwaway joke in the comics.
NOON- Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - Rankin-Bass: Purports to tell Santa's origin. The one with Burgermeister Meisterburger.
01:00 The Year Without a Santa Claus - Rankin-Bass: The one with the Heat Miser and Snow Miser.
02:00 Twas The Night Before Christmas - Rankin-Bass: A cartoon, the one where a young mouse writes a letter to the editor of his town's paper, and gets the whole place on Santa's black list.
02:30 Shorts Roulette - Random things from the files of MST Club.
03:00 Pee-Wees Playhouse – Christmas Special - A whole hour of classic Pee-Wee Herman shenanigans!
// Riffing from Mystery Science Theater & Rifftrax....
04:00 RIFFTRAX: Bridget & Mary Jo 2016 - The riffwomen take on Christmas specials.
04:30 MIX: Bridget & Mary Jo 2015, Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen, Santa Punch & Judy
05:30 RIFFTRAX: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - RED ALERT: An amazingly bad movie, but with great riffing. You won't believe this exists.
07:00 MST3K: 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Sci-Fi Santa with Joel & the bots.
08:30 MIX: RiffTrax Santa's Village of Madness & A Visit to Santa - K. Gordon Murray's bizarre shorts.
09:30 RIFFTRAX: Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness - An italian Maciste movie, riffed excellently.
11:00 MST3K: Shorts Roulette (1 hour) - Await Santa's arrival with random Mystery Science shorts!
// Particularly weird Christmas material...
MIDNT The Year Without a Santa Claus 2006 Live Action - A major network actually approved this bizarre live-action remake, with John "10 Cloverfield Lane" Goodman as Santa Claus and Harvey Fierstein as Heat Miser. (get it?)
01:30 Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas - A retelling of the somehow popular movie Elf, but in stop motion.
02:30 Pac-Man Christmas - The Christmas episode of the animated adaption of the video game.
03:00 The Wish That Changed Christmas - With a framing story containing Ronald McDonald, wheee.
03:30 Shorts Roulette - Due to a scheduling error, sorry.
04:00 Deck the Halls With Wacky Walls - A strange thing in which sticky rubber aliens come to Earth to discover Christmas. Written by Mark Evanier, who's pretty awesome.
04:30 B.C. Christmas - From the days when the newspaper strip was pretty good. Starring Bob & Ray!
05:00 Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus - Bill Melendez, director of most of the Charlie Brown specials, also made this suspiciously familiar-looking adaption of the famous 1897 newspaper editorial.
05:30 It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown - There are three Peanuts Christmas specials! This is the second, not nearly as good as the first.
// Better stuff for a while...
06:00 MIX: Rifftrax Christmas Rhapsody, Fireside with Cookie Monster, Christmas Can-Can, Weird Al: Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al: The Night Santa Went Crazy
06:30 Olive, The Other Reindeer - Based on the popular children's book. Starring Drew Barrymore.
06:45 Steven Universe: Three Gems and a Baby
07:30 Futurama: Xmas Story - The first of the show's several Christmas episodes, introducing Robot Santa.
08:00 Batman: Brave and the Bold Christmas - BatB was terrific, and the generally light-hearted tone meant it could gut punch you when you didn't expect it....
08:30 MIX: Hardrock Coco and Joe, Christmas Dream, Frosty, Christmas Toyshop, Suzy Snowflake - Don't miss Hardrock, Coco and Joe! It's wonderful!
09:00 A Pinky & the Brain Christmas - A very good episode of the classic Saturday Morning show!
09:30 Viva Variety Christmas - Did you remember this show existed?
10:30 He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special - What is Christmas without huge musclebound guys and leotard-wearing gals cavorting around? Skeletor undergoes the Grinch treatment here.
// With a break for some particularly notable yuletide crap...10:00 The Christmas that Almost Wasn't, Starring Chuck E. Cheese - Not really what I'd call "animated," as it's just a half-hour long collection of stills with a soundtrack!
// But now back to pretty good stuff...
11:30 How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Possibly the greatest Christmas special of all.
NOON Opus & Bill: A Wish for Wings That Work - It's a shame this has fallen into obscurity. An uncredited Robin Williams plays the kiwi.
12:30 Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas - Another sadly-neglected special.
01:00 Muppet Family Christmas - One of the few productions that brought nearly the entire Muppet universe together, including Muppet Show, Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock!
02:00 Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales - An excuse to package together some classic animation.
02:30 Taz-Mania Christmas - Taz-mania was a much better show than you'd expect.
03:00 WKRP Christmas - Foop suggested this one, for the sight of Johnny Fever having to suffer through endless Christmas carols.
// Riffing from MST, Rifftrax and one from Cinematic Titanic...
03:30 MIX: RiffTrax: Santa's Village of Madness & A Visit to Santa - A reprise of the K. Gordon Murray shorts.
04:30 CINEMATIC TITANIC: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - Some of the MST guys re-riff the Christmas "classic."
06:00 RIFFTRAX: Star Wars Holiday Special - RED ALERT: THIS is the thing that George Lucas disavows. It's one of the funniest Rifftrax of all, though!
08:00 MST3K: 521 Santa Claus - The MST guys go through the K. Gordon Murray Christmas treatment.
09:30 RIFFTRAX: Live Shorts-travaganza - A live show by the Rifftrax guys (and Weird Al, I think!) suffering through more Christmas material.
// Winding down with some non-Christmas fare...
11:00 RIFFTRAX: Super Mario Bros. - The amazingly misguided movie that disappointed a generation of kids gets the Rifftrax treatment.
12:30 RIFFTRAX: Plan 9 From Outer Space - Once proclaimed the worst movie ever made. We know better now.
02:00 RIFFTRAX: Live: Sharknado - The Asylum's intentionally-bad schlockfest gets mocked.
// And finishing off with some Doctor Who.
04:00 Doctor Who Christmas Special: The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe - I am told this is the worst of the Doctor Who Christmas specials.
05:00 RIFFTRAX: Doctor Who & The Daleks - This movie might not be what you're expecting....