Senior High School Prom
(1999)
Half a mannequin was duct-taped to my body, upside-down: so that the face was in my crotch. A triangular patch of carpet was adhered to the mannequin's crotch area, and "69" was written on the back of my dress shirt. I went to prom, dropped to the floor, and rocked back and forth while licking the mannequin's triangular carpet.
