by Joel Schultz
WAY out from the source of the Big Bang! Go about 28,000 light years from the Galactic Center of the Milky Way in the Orion Spiral Arm. Stay about 20 light years above the Equatorial Symmetry Plane. Look for Solar System. Yellow star. 7.3 magnitude. Can't miss it. Third planet will be Earth (the blue one).
North America is between the white icy blobs, travelling at about 2 inches per year, relative to the other continents. Go to the center, where the only thing growing is corn. My house is between the Casey's General Store and the Quick Trip (so is every other house in the Metro area).