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Day 29 Videos -- Robot Task
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Day 32 Videos -- John James' Secret Task & Video Call + Crabeyesgate Day 1
Day 33 Videos -- Crabeyes-gate Day 2
Day 34 Videos -- Don't Dine with Me Task
Day 36 Videos -- Uber Cougar Task Day One
Day 37 -- Uber Cougar Task - Day Two
Day 43 Videos -- Glee Task Day 1
Day 44 Videos -- Glee Task Day 2
Day 45 Videos -- Corin and Andrew Duet / JJ, Jo and Laura enter
Day 46 Videos
Day 48 Videos -- Fire Exit Day!
Day 49 Videos -- Bridal Shower Save and Replace Task
Day 50 Videos
Day 53 Videos -- Ben Eviction
Day 55 Videos -- Separation Punishment
Day 56 Videos -- Separation Ends / Bug Off Save and Replace Task
Day 57 Videos -- The Dickens Task
Day 58 Videos -- Dickens Task, John James Confronts Sam Pepper
Day 59 Videos -- Dickens Task Ends / Rachel2's eviction
Day 60 Videos -- Pepper's Spray Crew task
Day 61 Videos -- Space Invaders Task
Day 62 Videos -- Nasty Nominations
Day 63 Videos -- Pantomime Horse Task (Day 1)
Day 64 Videos -- Pantomime Horse Task Day Two
Day 66 Videos -- Jo's Eviction / Josie to the Final
Day 67 Videos -- Taco Hell
Day 71 Videos -- Josie and John James Fight / Ben, Nathan and Rachel 1 Return
Day 72 Videos -- John James' Breakdown
Day 73 Videos -- John James' Eviction
7 minutes? That a good one. I could do a lot in 7 minutes
A Bathroom Encounter
Ah, you got to be fucking kidding me
All it took was Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
All my best bits will be with you
All that attention might go to your head a little bit
All the girls I've hung around with have become fans
Alright what are you gonna do John, I'm really sorry
Am I going to be staying in the Josie phonebook?
Am I the only one who can't wait to have the boys back?
An animal? An animal? An animal? A Yute, an animal?
And .... John James
And her name is lobey lobe ... whoo hoo
And the greatest lovestory never told began
And then he goes to the diary room and says....
And you look better Josie, of course
Apparently Josie has nice hands
Are we still on the same subject?
Are you alright?
Are you alright? You want me to fuck off for real?
Are you getting jealous?
Are you going back inside? Cool!
Are you gonna slip a cheeky little tongue in or not?
Are you happy with the way things are going with Josie?
Are you not talking to me at all?
Are you one of those ones that start crying and all that?
Are you sure there's no gossip in the house Josie?
Are you trying to make me look like a hillbilly?
Are you trying to show me up on telly?
As if I could pull a bloke like that, come on
As if you would have gone up to John James and snogged him
At that point, I knew that she didn't have ...
Australia has the highest rate of intelligent
Awww, that's not nice
Back in the old days it used to mean a lot more
Baron, settle down. Settle down or I'll know you out!
Because you're good looking?
Becks, have you been sniffing my pants?
Being in that room - shithouse!
Big Bro Jumping
Big Bro Jumping Part Two
Big Brother senses you have a soft spot for Josie
Bigger Brobot Task
Bug Off -- Part Eight
Bug Off -- Part Nine
But do you reckon you would have had um ....... sex with me?
But do you reckon you would have had um ....... sex with me?
But HE snogged ME!
But I'll Always Love You
Can you stop looking at me please John?
Can't pick my nose or nothing when it's on me
Cause at the end of the day, this is serious shit
Come sit over here Jose...come sit over here...come sit here
Corin's Big Moment
Crabeyes, Give me your 30 seconds!!
David Beckham's now a referee
David Beckham's now a referee - Part Two
Did fat get on my tops?
Did he just lick her toes?
Did he? You're joking?
Did someone just call me Skippy?
Did you ever think you'd care about someone in here?
Did you just give up?
Did you not miss me at all Jose?
Did you say lick it or kiss it?
Did you say that you don't trust Daveo?
Dinner in the Sky -- Part One
Do me John, do me
Do you know how to play cat's cradle?
Do you know what I care about? You!
Do you know what pure hatred's like Dave?
Do you know when you're just not sure of your name?!?!
Do you like nuggets? How do you know you like nuggets?
Do you not get morning glory John?
Do you think it's just my accent?
Do you think the psychologists are scratching their head?
Do you think there will be some bonking in this house?
Do you think they know other people are in the room?
Do you usually like wanna do that when you're tired?
Do you want me to get some vaselline?
Do you want to be my new husband?
Do you want your teeth or what?
Doesn't mean you can hit me in the nose!
Doing what? Scratching my ballbag?
Don't Dine with Me -- Andrew's Liver and Custard with dragon fruit pie
Don't Dine with Me -- Keeley's Extra Hot Curry
Don't Dine with Me -- Keeley's Extra Hot Curry 2
Don't Dine with Me -- Keeley's Extra Hot Curry 3
Don't get all emotional, 'cause then I'll cry
Don't get his jacket wet, or he may kill you
Don't get me started.....I'm trying....I'm trying
Don't hit me, you'll ruin the ambiance
Don't look! Don't look! Stop it!
Don't make out you didn't see it John, you liar
Don't push my face in your boobs
Don't push my face in your boobs
Don't roll your eyes at me
Don't sit near the jet and suck on your thumb
Don't worry about my time, just worry about Josie's and how I fit in
Don't you go running off
Don't you typewriter me at a time like this
Dont try and touch my vagina if I talk that much shit John
Dr. Jo Presents
Either it could make you look like a total idiot or a hero
Either way, I still want to be here with you anyway
Even more Dickensian dancing
Every day that carries on I enjoy your company more and more
Everybody's a pop star
Everyone has a fanbase
Everything I say there's a little task into what I say
Everything, she knows everything
Exactly like yourself Jose, it's a shame you're taken
Fancy a little kiss?
Fancy going on a date John, I'll be wearing this
Feels like we've been sharing a bed for 10 years
Fine then go to sleep then, I don't care
For other blokes, yah
Fuckin' walking hedgehog
Fucking listen to me when I speak!
Get John James Out! Get John James Out! Booooooo
Get out of here, you're hanging around like a bad smell
Get some fuckin' clothes on!
Get used to these eyes John
Get your swerrrrrrrrrrrrve on
Go and get a football kit on, you might be in with a chance
Go on, hurry up and die
Go on, I'll let you keep going
God John James, you look so sexy
Going for the Miss Piggy look?
Going out is going to be so much better
Has he taken his top off? I told him to leave that on.
Has it? Cause of me?
Have we been so wrapped up in ourselves that we've forgotten about everyone else?
Have you got a hard-on John?
Have you seen John?
Having a little cry again, big crybaby he is
He aint strong enough to kick this randy mare off, Dave
He broke Rachel down, and then he tried to break me down
He did that because he knew we'd kill each other
He didn't need to tell us he was famous, he never mentioned
He follows you everywhere!
He went down like a bag of shit
He woke up or he WOKE up?!?
He'd be so proud of you John
He's a boxer!
He's alright, isn't he?
He's like a minefield of useless of information
He's not funny
He's sexually frustrated I think
He's such a moaning minnie
Hello my Jose
Here's your options: Scumscreen or Yvette
Heyyy, Heyyyy, Josie, Wooooo
How can you lie next to me ...
How come you're not with anyone back home?
How could we have missed the signs?
How did someone put up with you for two years?
How is that meant to go around your head?
How many have you met? How many have you met?
I am not the person that she'd want to toy with with that shit
I assumed that Josie would pick me or whatever
I bet everyone thinks that we're right sad cases
I better get out of here before I start thinking of shit
I can't be argumentative if I've got noone to argue with
I can't see that being normal on the outside
I cheated once
I could quite easily spend the rest my time with you
I couldn't wait to eat it, and then...
I didn't enjoy the beginning shock never mind the aftershock
I don't believe in it at all.
I don't know how badly she's going to take it
I don't like it when you're taller than me
I don't look at John and think yah I really fancy him, but
I don't really want Sunshine to go, eh
I don't think people are going to want my t-shirt
I don't want her watching me be sexy
I don't want to be told that someone I fancy don't fancy me
I dont know Jose, I think you may actually deep down fancy him
I feel like I've got a fucking booger up my nose permanently
I feel so uncomfortable now
I feel sorry for Sammy
I get a bit worried about you sometimes
I got the weekends...all the weekend...Saturday and Sunday
I hate people who say they're gonna then they don't
I Hate Rachel Club
I hate the bush
I hate the typewriter John
I have to sleep on a side Josie
I haven't felt like this for anyone for ages..for ages
I haven't made you look bad or anything like that
I haven't seen that haircut since Titanic
I just don't think it was very professional on their behalf
I just don't think that you two can help it now
I just hope it's easy to get a job after
I just need to be able to talk to her
I just think you're an absolute lightweight
I knew I was going to get booed before I even applied
I knew yous was dumb, but I didn't know you were that dumb
I know all too well
I know I don't really fancy John
I know I'm going to wake up and still look for you
I know you think it's a joke, but I'm not joking
I like having that relationship with her
I like this bed though
I love dimples and you've got 'em
I love you ... I really do
I love you Jose
I love you Josie, you're my favorite
I love you so much
I love you...I love you...I love you .............I love you
I may wait for you John James
I miss your lobey lobes
I never said nothing about the four housemates on his back
I probably would have sexually abused John James by now
I really struggle without her
I really want to have sex with you
I really want to rescue John James now
I really wasn't in the mood for a speech
I reckon he's going to come out in a few years
I reckon John fancies me, he's always smiling at me
I said I love her
I said if you ever spoke to me like that you'd have no teeth
I should have not gone for a few diary room chats then
I should rise above that, but I don't / You can have it as like a napkin
I think he thinks I'm the biggest molester in the southwest
I think it's 'cause it's red
I think John James is going off on one, so you might be a while
I think that's definitely an Australian thing
I think what's there now is forever, no matter what
I think you quite like because you keep bringing it up now and then
I think you should sleep with John
I thought they just did that to me ... to annoy me
I want to stay with you
I was down yesterday as well 'cause I wasn't talking to John
I was starting to think she did probably come from Mars
I was worried about Nathan, wasn't I?
I will now, I think I'm getting to like him more and more
I wish I could open my eyes a bit more
I would give anything up for what we've got
I would say you're pretty big in the game at the moment
I wouldn't bother unless I thought it was gonna last forever
I wouldn't cuddle me in front of the cameras again
I wouldn't ever do that, John James don't get jealous
I wouldn't have a go at you, please don't be like that
I wouldn't have found any other friends
I'd ask you before anyways
I'd be disappointed if I did win
I'd come as the invisible man, I'd just not show up
I'd forgive her
I'd ragdoll you in 2.3 of a second
I'd rather you more than me, it would mean more to you
I'll put my hands up Pepper, not you love
I'll take the cheer on the way in though
I'm all right love, how are you?
I'm alright love
I'm asking you not to go
I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding
I'm doing it for the big girls
I'm going straight to Australia when I get out here
I'm going to let him suffer a bit longer this time
I'm going to smooth you right over
I'm gonna sit in here for a bit
I'm gonna try to come back for your eviction, Jose
I'm having a right time
I'm hoping to get up there of the biggest one in history
I'm just itching to go now
I'm not a smelly man, Jose
I'm not different to please other people
I'm not doin' it, I'm not doin' it, I'm not doin' it
I'm not going to argue with you over Sam Pepper
I'm not gonna answer nothin'
I'm not here just to exist
I'm not interested in talking to anyone else, to be honest
I'm not really interested in what anyone has to say
I'm one husband down, do you want to make the numbers up?
I'm quite shy when it comes to blokes
I'm really hot Jose
I'm sad, aren't I
I'm so shocked that I didn't um switch on Keeva
I'm so stubborn, so stubborn
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry
I'm staying in my single bed tonight
I'm the glue man
I'm willing to up the ante to 2000.
I've been violated!
I've been watching
I've come to a conclusion, IT'S NOT REAL!?!?
I've got a brown haired Barbie at home
I've got a couple of weeks left
I've got a lot of shit that is strange to people
I've got a problem -- I just want to kiss you all the time!
I've got little ones like Mars
I've got my eyes on you
I've heard that story 10 times already!
I've just feel like I've just let you down or something
I've never seen a more disgusting orgy in my life
If he has made you feel like that, I'm not happy about that
If I cared about him, then I'd try and change him
If I had a big willy I would, but I don't so ...
If that's what YOU wanted to do, then I'd do it
If you add it all up, if you add it all up
If you get evicted, can I have a treat?
If you get the swerrrrve on
If you photoshop my willy, I will get naked
If you really knew the truth about me ...
If you're covering for her, then I have to know
If you're happy, you're happy. You can't winge about that
If your name goes on that board, you know who's responsible -- the holy spirit
Imagine if she did have hard feelings!
Improvisation, that's what he brought to the pot
In a way I hope he does, cause he'll fucking see fireworks, don't worry about that
Is it because of the nerves or the gong show in the kitchen?
Is it the truth though?
Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Is that not your hair?
Is that whistling or are the birds still chirping?
Is that your breath or the aircon?
It could be worse, he could stick a sharp stick up her nose
It doesn't matter, I think it's quite funny
It feels so nice to be cared about John
It looks really like cute
It must be the video call
It only mattters what you say
It was a goer, but it was a goer really, really quick
It was like watching a dance-off between Frankenstein and Michael Jackson
It's a good job we love each other again
It's a nightmare!
It's a shame we've got that Australian prick in the way
It's doomy and gloomy
It's Doomy and Gloomy -- Part Three
It's Doomy and Gloomy! -- Part Two
It's funky, but I like it
It's I Hate John Day
It's just Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie mad
It's just nice to know that someone cares about you isn't it?
It's like trying to feed meat to a vegetarian
It's never enough, is it? Women's never satisfied, are they?
It's not a good omen having John James pick a fight with you
It's not fair as it is...
It's not me it's you
It's not often you get John James in your pants
It's OK .... It's OK .... It's OK
It's so fucking hard in here
It's still the Josie and John James show until he's gone
It's the great Sam Pepper debate
It's the great Sam Pepper debate -- Take Two
JJ Lightning does the beep test
JJ Lightning should be looking glorious
JJJ On Phone To Samuel Dean - Twitcam - 07 Oct 2010by David McHallam
John 4 Josie, oh you shouldn't have
John don't please don't, 'cause it's gonna break!
John is more into JJ than he is into Josie
John is the only one who can make it stop
John James and Friends on Twitcam
John James and JJ Become a Horse
John James and JJ Oil Up
John James and Josie in the Pool
John James and Josie take a nap
John James and Josie's first kiss?
John James and Sam Have Words
John James does a bit of arm work
John James does his Ben impression
John James has a problem
John James in the outside shower
John James in the Outside Shower -- Part Two
John James is a bit of a boob grabber!
John James is about as romantic as a fish
John James Jumps on Josie
John James shakes his maracas
John James shakes his maracas -- Part Two
John James takes a cold shower
John James takes a cold shower -- Part Three
John James takes a cold shower -- Part Two
John James the Menace
John James Worries About Sunshine
John James' last Stand
John James, his loys and his mum -- Part One
John James, his loys and his mum -- Part Three
John James, his loys and his mum -- Part Two
John James, why do you stick up for Sam Pepper?
John reckons I've got a bit of a problem
John the Prankster
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- Part Four
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- Part One
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- Part Three
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- Part Two
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- The Aftermath
Jose, I wanna make John James jealous -- The Aftermath II
Jose, you're not under the doonas, the water's clear
Josie and Jo discuss John James
Josie and John James' Last Fight -- Making Up Part Four
Josie and John James' Last Fight -- Making Up Part One
Josie and John James' Last Fight -- Making Up Part Three
Josie and John James' Last Fight -- Making Up Part Two
Josie and John James' Last Fight -- Part Sixteen
Josie and John James: The Duet
Josie and John James: What Happened Next Part One
Josie and John James: What Happened Next Part Three
Josie and John James: What Happened Next Part Two
Josie and theSamuelDean Twitcam
Josie dons the blue sheet
Josie grabs a hand full of John James
Josie y John James acurrucarse en el sofá
Just what I've always wanted, a bit of dry skin. Thanks!
Kissing on the smokers bench
Lack of chemistry
Leave her alone!
Let him sit there on his own and think about what he's done
Let him stay in there all night then
Let me do that again, please
Let me just go inside and touch up my blusher
Let's leave it at the end of John's bed
Like wet dog...you smell like an ashtray, so it's alright
Live at Studio Five Interview (captured by David)
Look at him walking around with his Lego haircut
Look, I'll never ever cheat on you, it's all right
Looks like we won, the public must agree with us
Maybe a cold shower would help
Me and lobey lobe get down to action
Mexican Party for Two
More Dickensian Dancing
My best bits will look like it was done in one day
My Favorite Cuddler
My flippin' brain's buzzing with all your gibberish
My trousers fell down, I could have kept going
Nasty Nominations -- Part One
Nice knowing ya mate
No good me waving there's not a flipping single camera on me
No you don't!
No, I want to go home
No, I'm not a girl
No, you don't understand how nice your thumbs are
Not a word in front of him
Not like her!
Not the typewriter again!
Nothing's gonna change
Now I love him
Now that I've met you, I'm a nobody
Obviously she's my best friend in the house
Obviously you can keep it up
Oh amazing, my favourite
Oh here we go, the cameras are flippin' turning
Oh John James isn't happy right now
Oh my God John James, shut up!
Oh my God, John James is dry humping me
Oh no, Adam and Eve went wrong with that one
Oh no, what is it now?
Oh yah, give me some of that
Oh, imagine her singing, that would have hurt
Oh, it's Josie Gibson from Big Brother
Oh, no, the dreaded reverse typewriter
Oh, too young!
Oh, you're not going to be very good, are you?
Oi cowbags, calm your udders
One Man and One Desire
Owww! Sorry. Owww! Sorry.
People can go through their whole lives and never find that
Pepper's Spray Crew
Pepper's Spray Crew
Pepper's Spray Crew
Please John will you be my boyfriend?
Predict the outcome
Put your head on my shoulder
Rachel pissed me off
Random Choice -- totally random
Robot sex? Oh come on!
Sammy Pepper did the slowest pour in history over Daveo
Sammy Pepper, I like him, he gives you an option
Say that I am able to get some sort of girl when I get out...
She could be put under the pressure
She showed her appreciation for their votes by mooning them
She thinks we'll be the love story of Big Brother or something
She won't be a big fan of audience members slagging me off
She's a pig and he's a piglet
She's not even smart enough to work that out
Should he stay or should he go now?
Show me what you've got
Shut up, you tart!
Since we're doing impressions, who am I?
Smooth him over? He ought to be as smooth as a pebble
Smooth Moves John James
So maybe they don't make beautiful music together
So much fire in my belly for you Jose
So then I <tweet> <tweet> I thought it was <tweet< <tweet>
So your name's actually just John
So, you're not a cook or anything?
Some days Becks, you look so handsome
Some days you look mega young, like I feel a lil' bit wrong
Somebody's got a secret
Someone's feeling threatened
Sometimes I think you just want to hurt me
Sooooo, when are you going to grow up?
Sorry John James
Sorry, stop being jealous
Stop creeping up on me
Stop that paranoia
Straight in your gob
Sunshine gives John James a present
Take your peanut head...
Thank God for those fucking birds
Thank God he's gay, otherwise your blood would be boiling
That felt really nice
That is sad...That is sad....That is sad
That was the longest task in history
That wasn't my finger!
That's a bit too much Josie, that was
That's a lovely cologne that you're wearing
That's because you're showering in a bath, you dirty bitch
That's good isn't it, that candle?
That's like longer than most pornos
That's me, yah
That's what you do for me
The Australian boob grabber
The forthright Australian strikes again
The housemates get their puppets
The John Jaaaames Shoooooow
The Massage -- John Returns to the House 1
The Massage -- John Returns to the House 2
The Massage -- John Returns to the House 3
The Massage -- John Returns to the House 4
The Massage :( Part One
The Massage :( Part Two
The more they boo the longer I'm gonna take
There was a particular comment that John will know about
There's no music but I can't stop dancing
There's Something About Josie -- Episode One -- Part One
There's Something About Josie -- Episode One -- Part Three
There's Something About Josie -- Episode One -- Part Two
There's Something About Josie -- Episode Three
There's Something About Josie -- Episode Two -- Part One
There's Something About Josie -- Episode Two -- Part Three
There's Something About Josie -- Episode Two -- Part Two
There's that pesky look again
They called you the white bomber, didn't they?
They can do the dinner now
They can have Nathan now
They didn't tell me because they know I'd win
They just spend all their time in bed together these days
They just wanted to know how it affected me
They obviously saw something in you, maybe you took your vest off
They said pick whoever you connected to the most
They'll stick with you though, fans are like that
They're not even bad Jose
They're not the shoes I got you
They're perfect together
This is Big Brother, this week's nominations have been canceled
This is Big Brother, would JJ come to the diary room
This is Big Brother, would John James come to the diary room
This is going to look perverted!
This is shithouse
This might be an absolute road crash, but we'll see
To be honest, I just don't know where the conversation went
Trapped Between the Duvets: The John James and Josie Story
Tries to cough at you and throw boogies at you!
Trying to smooth up a sexy Australian, that's all
Twitcam with thesamueldean
Uber Cougar Nest Chat / Corin's Ice Man task
Uber Cougar-gate: Awkward Moments Part 1
Uber Cougar-gate: Awkward Moments Part 2
Ummm...me and you could have done that
Ummm...what is he doing?
Unless you want to be robot swimming in the ocean ...
Up Close and Personal with John James
Wait a second, the horse task doesn't start for another week
Wanna make some robot love?
Want me to get it?
Watch yourself cowbag!
We better get the snuggles in while we can
We both get excited to see each other in the morning
We can have that with each other
We could always pretend to be busy
We didn't even get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
We just tagged team up on him John
We might need your lobes for a trampoline
We're not very sociable are we?
We're on that big TV screen out there now?
We've had a few slams then, haven't we?
Well don't touch my giny like that then
Well he obviously didn't get beaten or he wouldn't be like he is
Well I'll have enough to pay for you anyways
Well you could always ask Josie
Well, I'm not doing it then and they know this
Well, it wasn't a ten
Well, you don't want me now, do you?
What a load of shit
What annoys me...
What are you doing over there?
What are you huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhin' about?
What is it going to stop me from doing? Picking up girls?
What is it? I'm not the house tart!
What the flipping heck are you doing?
What the hell kind of party is this?
What they smiling at me for? I don't trust that smile.
What will I give you?
What would you do if I allowed you to keep going with that?
What you reckon he's snoring because I have my vest on
What you say to me is so lovely, you don't realize
What's an honest woman?
What's going on with Josieeeeee?
What's happening here?
What's he looking at?
What's that you're doin' there John????
What's the point? I'm losing weight by the day
What's up Jose?
Whatever happened to the flippin' whispering?
Whatever she says, just make sure you tell her I got cheered
When I lie next to him, I do feel like a bit of a beast
When its on the flop, I wouldn't be parading around with it
When John James met JJ
When Jose helps me do things, I always do it
When you cut yourself, I'll be supportive ...
When you follow me about, do you realize you're doing it?
Whenever he heard a voice, he rushed to the door
Where do HANG UP MY TOWEL!
Where does John James end and Josie begin?
Where's your didgeridoo?
whisper late whisper best whisper forward
Who do you think you are walking around looking like that?
Who the hell are YOU?
Who tries to cough on someone as a defence?
Why are you so nice to me?
Why did he need to be wearing a swimming hat?!?
Why do you keep avoiding me? Is that the task for today?
Why don't I care?
Why not Keeva?
Why would you be making a show of yourself by having a kiss?
Why? Just because you haven't had sex in a week?
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Would John James and Josie come to the diary room?
Would you be a bit hurt if I got booed?
Would you be sad if I went?
Would you call this jealousy?
Would you consider yourself to be a good cook?
Would you not want John sticking you to a wall?
Yah, he gave all his stuff away and his bananas
Yah, yah, I do love her
Yah, yah. I love it! I love it!
You 2 are fucking boring now, you need to just have sex ...
You and him look so sweet together
You and John James are so cute
You can fuckin' jam it, stick it where it fits
You can't put that on McDonalds
You certainly know how to make a straight guy feel uncomfortable
You do like living on the edge, it's got to be said
You ever seen that movie Troy? You kinda remind me of Achiles
You fucking cheeky bitch
You go out looking like Wilma Flinstone all the time?
You goin' for a sleep Jose?
You got better hair. You got better clothes. You've got better skin....
You have got a little one
You just bite me with them gnashers
You knew the score didn't you? Like you said the way she was
You know what turns me on the most? Your ears
You know what you've done is completely out of order
You look like a Halloween latern
You look like the scarecrow off the Wizard of Oz
You look like you're fuming inside, and you're trying to be nice
You look so nice today
You look so sexy in a bug suit
You love me, I love you, the feeling is mutual
You need to just settle down Sammy with your fucking insults
You really want to have sex?
You say that you love me, but I don't think you do
You seen what he did to Sunshine, you don't want to be that girl!
You show him the full headlight
You think that they're good, but they turn out to be shit
You touched...you touched my willy!
You treat me like I'm your like your teddy bear
You turned on a little bit?
You twisted your big nose into me
You two are fucking twats
You want his girlfriend AND his beanie?
You were going to let me give you a cheeky feel
You were looking smokin' yesterday!
You were the best looking baby, that's what she says
You won't need the wine
You wouldn't be hanging around with Josie out of the house
You're a bitch, you're not a winger
You're a professional armpit hair cutter, are you?
You're an emotional vampire
You're as dumb as dogshit and you're head's as big as Shrek's
You're dressed to the right, aren't you?
You're embarrassing me now
You're fuckin' pretty much smoking the fuckin' plastic grass
You're like one of those horrible kids in the playground
You're looking at me like a complete weirdo
You're looking very pretty today, aren't you Josie?
You're no longer the Australian you thought you were
You're not my friend no more
You're out of key every single side
You're so clever John James
You're supposed to be my friend Keevs
You're the one person that I can trust
You've got to remember John, people have seen different things
You've just got to be able to trust him
Your dad was a good looking bloke?
Your designer vagina could have been on my face
¡Ay yay yay! ¡Es el baile de John James!
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