In the spirit of year-in-review features, look back at 2011 as seen through SkitSketchJeff's inaugural year on Twitter:
#10. Investigation of “person of interest” dropped when he’s discovered to be
agonizingly, painfully boring.
#9. Thumbs up to how CNN's Piers Morgan has updated Larry King's old format —
#8. Police tear down tent encampments outside Targets,
mistaking Black Friday shoppers for Occupy Wall Street.
#7. I love that the Paranormal State ghost detectives are Penn State students.
#6. In show of respect to their cyber-king, Nigerian princes send delegation to
#5. In paperwork snafu, Chicago Cubs accidentally acquire wrong Epstein from Red Sox.
#4. 90.9% of Americans will celebrate Labor Day today. Remainder to join Flash Mobs
#3. Motion Picture Association of America weighs new “RR” rating to alert moviegoers
#2. Breaking News: Former IMF Chief sort of admits he has a problem keeping his dick
#1. I’ve recently become aware this Twitter stream is based on my life story. I may
– by Jeff Burdick (a.k.a. “@SkitSketchJeff”)
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