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    Top 10 Tweets of 2011

    In the spirit of year-in-review features, look back at 2011 as seen through SkitSketchJeff's inaugural year on Twitter:

    #10.  Investigation of “person of interest” dropped when he’s discovered to be
              agonizingly,
    painfully boring.

      #9.  Thumbs up to how CNN's Piers Morgan has updated Larry King's old format —
              replacing the live call-ins with hacked phone messages.

    Follow SkitSketchJeff on Twitter #8.  Police tear down tent encampments outside Targets,
             mistaking 
    Black Friday shoppers for Occupy Wall Street.

     #7.  I love that the Paranormal State ghost detectives are Penn State students.
            Who better to
     separate hopeful delusion from reality?

      #6.  In show of respect to their cyber-king, Nigerian princes send delegation to
              Steve Jobs funeral

      #5.  In paperwork snafu, Chicago Cubs accidentally acquire wrong Epstein from Red Sox.
              But a note from Juan Epstein's mother promises he'll be a great GM

      #4.  90.9% of Americans will celebrate Labor Day today. Remainder to join Flash Mobs 
              of
     mattress sales

      #3.  Motion Picture Association of America weighs new “RR” rating to alert moviegoers
              about
     films starring Ryan Reynolds

      #2.  Breaking News: Former IMF Chief sort of admits he has a problem keeping his dick
              in his
     Levi Strauss-Kahns.  

      #1.  I’ve recently become aware this Twitter stream is based on my life story. I may
             need to
     go offline to research my legal options

                    – by Jeff Burdick (a.k.a. “@SkitSketchJeff)

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