Best Joke of the Month Archives
Fun Things to Say on Thanksgiving:
- Look at him Drool over that huge breast!
- I am Tying the legs together to keep the inside moist.
- If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
- I’m in the mood for dark meat.
- It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Don’t play with your meat.
- Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
- I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!