Best Joke of the Month Archives


Fun Things to Say on Thanksgiving:

  1. Look at him Drool over that huge breast!
  2. I am Tying the legs together to keep the inside moist.
  3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
  4. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
  5. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  6. Don’t play with your meat.
  7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
  9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  10. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!