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M w/ male voices in my head, seeking F counterpart w/ female voices

25 y/o male, with the misfortune of hearing only male voices. Not a single woman upstairs. We make great conversation but can only take so much of each other, and none of us clean up.  Ideally seeking my female counterpart in the mirror situation. 


Must have between 3 and 6 female voices (not counting THE ONE).  Only people in control of their voices please, the last thing I need is someone who lets the lessers drive.  If you respond to this please don't do so as one of your subs. I want THE ONES to match first and then we can slowly introduce our subs to eachother if it seems to work out. Prefer to meet around Motor Parkway in the region where it is south of the LIE. 


Please do not respond asking me if I'm the keymaster, because ha ha very funny I've heard that before.  Yes I saw that movie too, thank you, you are very witty.  OK!  LEts do this.  Motor Parkway, female voices.  P.S. Please meet a standard level of hygiene.


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