j. christopher kay
internet superstar

father, husband, programmer, open source paladin, technical architect, computer engineer, and all-around super nice guy

I'm not out of order - you're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you don't know what to do! Forget it, it's Chinatown!

(Thank you, Homer J. Simpson)

(According Reverend Lovejoy, in that same episode, "... just about everything is a sin." Waving a Bible, he says, "Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom." - I must have missed that chapter of Leviticus... 'cause that's got to be from Leviticus.)

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