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UNIX® is a registered trademark of The Open Group in the United States and other countries. The UNIX® operating system was written in 1969 by Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson. UNIX was a registered trademark of AT&T (aka Bell Laboratories). The X/Open Company is now known as The Open GroupSCO has some ownership of the source code to the UNIX® operating system. Enough said

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Don't pule!

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. 
-- Albert Einstein 

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. 
-- Kingsley Amis 

... the number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected...
-- Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson, June 1972