Bumper stickers

We find a lot of funny opinions while driving, here are some of them:

-Undocumented worker (with picture of Barrack Obama)

-Where is the birth certificate?

-Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot

-Do not drive faster than your angel can fly

-ER nurse: pass me now, see me later

-When Clinton lied, nobody died

-There is dirt below every bush

-An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind (Gandhi)

-Draft SUV drivers first

-My karma ran over my dogma 

-If you can read this, get off my butt! 

-Ask me about my grandogs

-Irak is arabic for Vietnam 

-The surgeon general warns that watching TV is harmful to your mental health