Nonpareil
 

Things that rule:

The billion + year old universe

Innovation

Language

Actual

Nature, and natural occurring oil



Empathy

Changing one's mind

Any natural drug

Alcohol

Ally's 'Pony' commercial (because of the sincerity of the girls)

Beauty

e Trade Commercials

Stride Gum (and its commercials)

The Colbert Report

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Thoughtful and considerate people

Contrarianess

Honesty

Reality & Fantasy

Not knowing (but curious)

Being wrong (but trying)

Karma based judgment


Belief

Intellect and emotion

Subjective Objectivity

Idealism and pragmatism

Google

Coffee & Hot Cocoa

Straightforward advertising

Music

Movies

Flossing


Things that suck (serious ass):

Productivity and efficiency in the context of unreferenced perfection blinding and blind to reality

Bureaucracy

Mindlessness

Theoretical

BP, Shell, and Chevron. Not as much for being huge horrible hypocritical corporations, but for using sappy cliché piano chords in their pretentious PR commercials about saving the environment

Revenge

Flaky, fluttery people

All synthetic drugs

People who can't handle alcohol

Ally as a bank, for GMAC thinking that changing its name to Ally gives it a clean slate

Skin Deep beauty (and all its exploitative manifestations)

Coca-Cola Commercials

Verizon Wireless
(and its commercials)

CNN

One Tree Hill: Season 3 and beyond

Non-thinking and inconsiderate people

Conformity

Cleverness

Misguided ideology

Sure (but wrong)

Criticizing failure

Hierarchy based judgment

The ends justifies the means

Organized religion

Ignorance and entropy

Using "It's all relative" as a way of waving off differing perceptions

Pluralism

Apple

Energy drinks

All infomercials

Exploiting music

Fake lighting and gloss

Root canals