Water is more than just in the pool, water is funny, mystical, and literally, cool and steamy.  Check out these water jokes.
  • Q:  Why is the letter "t" like an island?
    • A:  It is surrounded by water!
  • Q:  Where does water go when it gets confused?
    • A:  The clarifier. 
  • Q:  Why do chemists like nitrates?
    • A:  Because they are cheaper than day rates.
  • Q:  Why did the white, furry bear dissolve in water?
    • A:  Because it was polar.

  • Two industrial water treatment professionals go into a bar. The first one says, "I think I'll have an H2O."  The second one says, "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

  • A physicist, biologist and a chemist visited the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.

    The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

    The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water."

  • Man goes to doctor saying he feels terrible. Doctor prescribes several different kinds of pills and tells the man to take them immediately with lots of water.

    Man says, “Dang, doc! What do I have?”

    Doc says, “You’re dehydrated.”

  • If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.


Yes, this is the element of fun.