If it weren't for my horse...
I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
Thanks to Lewis Black for releasing this, possibly history's most inane sentence, into the world. I say possibly only because I have recently come into the possession of a number of other sentences which vie for the title. This web site will serve as a repository for these mind eating excerpts from the world of idiocy until technology is developed which will enable us to destroy them forever. Please, what ever you do, do not read these sentences.
Please view this video before proceeding, it my save your life.
1. If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
2. I ain't got no corn-dog money!
3. If you're and orphan, then how did you get a girlfriend?4. Her: So those are our meatballs huh???
Her: So, What are they Like???
Me: Um...They're like Meatballs
Her: Are they Like Doughnuts????
My very first email submission! After years of languishing
unrecognized, this sight has finally been found and
acknowledged by one intrepid denizen of the Internets.
Thanks anonymous user!!!
.....more to come
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