Sunday Family Humour 6th March

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Golf Problems
Thanks to Ray M. and Peter D.

Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in neighbouring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic.

He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums.

Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love.

Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question,

it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV.

In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.

If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem.

I love you as you are and I love golf too;

but, since we're being totally honest with each other,

you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied.

He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.

Deep in serious thought he added,

"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."


Golf Betrayal

YouTube Video



Partners
Thanks to Paul S.

Partners



The World's Libraries
Thanks to Paul S.

1. University Club Library - New York Ciy, United States   Photograph by Peter Bond

 Library 1

2. Canadian Library of Parliament - Ottawa,Canada  Photograph by James Gillard

Library 2

3. Yale University's Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library -New Haven, Connecticut  Photograph by Lauren Manning

 Library 3

4. Iowa State Capital Law Library - United States Photograph by Tani Livengood

Library 4

5. Suzzalo Library at the University of Washington - Seattle, Washington  Photograph by Sam

Library 6

6. Admont Abbey Library - Austria Photograph by Ognipensierovo

  Library 5

 7. State Library - Victoria, Australia  Photograph by Waltonics

  Library 8

8. Library at El Real Monasterio de El Escorial - Madrid, Spain  Photograph by Jose Maria Cuellar

  Library 9

9. José Vasconcelos Library - Mexico City, Mexico  Photograph by Pedro Vasquez Colmenares

Library 10

10. Real Gabinete Português de Leitura - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil  Photograph by Ruy Barbosa Pinto

Library 11
 

11. National Library of Finland - Helsinki, Finland  Photograph by Marj-Liisa

Library 12

12. Mitchell Library - Sydney, Australia  Photograph by Christopher Chan

Library 13

13. Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library at University of Toronto - Toronto, Canada  Photograph by Fadi J

Library 14

14. George Peabody Library - Baltimore, Maryland  Photograph by Danielle King

Library 15

15. Strahov Theological Hall - Prague, Czech Republic 



Extreme shepherding

Thanks to Paul S.

sheep.mp4



Senior's Bumper Stickers
Thanks to Ray M.

Bumper sticker 1

Bumper sticker 2

Bumper sticker 3

Bumper sticker 4

Bumper sticker 5

Bumper sticker 6

Bumper sticker 7

Bumper sticker 8

Bumper sticker 10

Bumper sticker 11

Bumper sticker 12

Bumper sticker 14


Release the Hounds
Thanks to Ray O'.

Release_the_Hounds.mp4



Bahrain F1 Starting Grid
Thanks to Ray M.

Bahrain
  

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