Sunday Family Humour 2nd Jan 2011

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour



'LIFE'  THOUGHTS  BY  'DUCKY' 



ducky

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?'
 She hit me.

ducky

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 
 



How come we choose from just
 two people to run for  president and over fifty for Miss   America ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

ducky

ducky

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'




Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!



ducky



Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.


ducky

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher –

and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'


 


And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
 The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya just might want to pass this along.......
 


Stunning Rocks
Thanks to Paul S.

Stunning Rocks



A Road Bomb
Thanks to Ray M.


Road Bomb





Nature at her best
Thanks to Paul S.


Nature at her Best



The Economy
Thanks to Blain

Economy 1


Economy 2


Economy 3


Economy 4


Economy 5


Economy 6


Economy 7


Economy 8


Economy 9


Economy 10


Not too hot - not too cold
Thanks to Ray O'


About a week ago I received a couple of pictures that had come to me from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend, etc., about people living in Colorado Springs who wondered why their water barrel was almost empty every day.  They set up a couple of cameras and caught a bear bathing.

 

Well, he's back.  This is what I just received:
Big Al came for his weekly bath again this week. He really looks like he enjoys the experience. He needs a bigger tub, will think about that for next year.
 
Bear 1



Bear 2


Bear 3


Bear 4


Bear 5


Bear 6


Bear 7


Sand Castles
Thanks to Paul S.


Sand Castles



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