Sunday Family Humour 7th March

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures and cartoons and presentations and humour or all the family

A very special thank you to all contributors.

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Business trip or vacation?

Thanks to Ray M.

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and as he settled in to his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.


He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo

- she took the seat right beside him!!


"Hello", he blurted out,

"Business trip or vacation?"


She turned, smiled enchantingly and said,

"Business, I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the States."


He swallowed hard.


Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him,

and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!


Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"


"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use my experience to debunk some popular myths about sexuality.."


"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"


"Well," she explained,

"one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed, when, in fact,

it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."


"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,

when actually it's men of Greek descent."


"We've also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.."


Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed.

"I'm sorry, l do apologise, I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"


"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but me friends call me Paddy."

Rare Old Photos
Thanks to Jane MacR

Rare Ols Photos

Watch the Fireman's face
Thanks to Tony



Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
exercise 1

More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And. .......
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
That the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?

exercise 2

In black you can read the word GOOD,
In white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).      
Now, what do you see?


exercise 3

You may not see it at first,
But the white spaces read the word optical,
The blue landscape reads the word illusion.
Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

exercise 4

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

And this one.
What do you see?
exercise 5

You probably read the word ME in brown,
When you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?   Test Your Brain
This is really cool.
The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.  
exercise 6

Count every ' F ' in the following text:


THERE ARE '6' -- no joke.
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.
exercise 7

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.  

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

More Brain Stuff . .  From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you can raed tihs psas it on  !!  

3-D murals painted on the sides of buildings by Trompe L'oeil (trick-of-the-eye) artist John Pugh
Thanks to Ray O'

mural 1

Main Street in Los Gatos, California - Even the woman peering into the ruin is part of the mural.

mural 2

Taylor Hall at California State University, Chico, California -The Doric-style columns are actually nothing but paint.

mural 3

Honolulu, Hawaii - This mural took two months of studio work to plan and another six months to execute with the help of eleven other artists. Featured are Queen Liliuokalani, the last monarch of the Hawaiian Islands, and Duke Kahanamoku, the ultimate father of surfing.

mural 4

This mural at the Cafe Trompe Loeil in San Jose, California, is entitled Art Imitating Life Imitating Art Imitating Life.” The customer doesnt leave at closing time.

mural 5

Twenty-Nine Palms, California - Valentine, the bull, and a patient buzzard are waiting for the artist to awake.

mural 6

Bay in a Bottle, Santa Cruz, California. The passerby is part of the mural.

mural 7

Looks like a nice spot to rest your weary feet on a sidewalk in front of the Sarasota County Health Center, Florida.

mural 8

Slowin Down to Take a Look in Winslow, Arizona. Included, of course, is "a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford slowin down to take a look at me."

mural 9

Artist, John Pugh

Thanks to Alex


Outstanding Photoshop Work
Thanks to David H.

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