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with dark forces. I am telling you him and Count Coxe are behind

the missing elders."

"Keep this hush hush, Prince Cross is really an ancient and powerful

Brujah. Don't piss him off or you'll regret it. Just know that he is

Brujah and he can kick your ass."

"You know what I think? The slumping happening by

Nutana is being caused by the Nos underground, to

damage to the Torry feeding grounds "

"I heard some of the older Kindred talking when they

thought they were alone... The Prince has many enemies,

some in his own house..."

"Someone told me that the damage done in Elysium was much greater than just a table, and that there is some kind of cover-up going on."

"There is a secret cabal of Neonates that has

been seduced to abduct their Elders, and serve

the will of the Necromancers. Right now they

are gathering unknowing pawns for their masters'

games! Wait! Don't walk away from me! It's true!"

"Isn't it obvious? The Prince has become a pariah,

only able to rely on the Anarchs for defence and

support. Even the Ventrue disdain him. It's sad, really."

"Soon the forces of the Prince will reach out, driven by his

fear of being dethroned, and a witch hunt will begin. I can't

wait to watch! - Betrayal substitutes for politics in this city.

Empty promises are habitually made by those too afraid to

actually get involved or uphold their end of a bargain. The

real powers bide their time while a pantomime of true Court

plays out before them - and the curtain is drawing to a close."

"I hear that the real reason Seneschal Coxe avoided the throne like the plague is because he is scared that he will be next to be abducted and used in satanic rituals. I mean if our 'glorious leaders' were yummy to them, how much tastier is a foreign pretender Elder?"

"Even the Tremere have no idea what is going on."

"Notice how quiet the Giovanni have gotten?

They may not know how to stop it, but they

sure must know something. And are staying

the hell away! - The sewer rats know the

identities of the cultists, but are using the

coming conflict to eliminate rivals to a Nos

ruled city. Gross..."

"The disappearances, the political unrest, the walking dead - all of it are a web and the spider in the center is actually a serpent. A friendly serpent with business cards."

"Did you hear about that? The Toreador Primogen

demanded a boon from Hans for holding some

incense - and he agreed! It is beyond trivial! Are all

the hedonists here that... passive aggressively ambitious?

"Has anyone else noticed how many security

cameras have gone up over the city? Big

Brother's getting really fucking curious"

"I think I heard someone say that they spotted someone

that looks like Halo hanging around the Friggin' Chicken

stand out in Sutherland. If so she must be seriously

slumming it. What is she, Elvis?"

"Just when everyone thought they should have been

afraid of an open Assamite presence, the one we know

of vanishes into thin air. Is this city allergic to title

holders or something."

"Is it just me or is it only on large Elysium garthing nights when we get a mass of vermin and animals hanging about. So many rats in this place, ew I think I just stepped on one!"

"The Prince's rule is unstable; first he changes the Harpy

after a month and now he's thinking of 'firing' the Keeper

of Elysium. What is he thinking."

"I hear that just before the big argument in Elysium the Nosferatu Primogen disagreed with Hans. He couldn't be responsible for what happened could he? Someone said he wasn't even there when it happened."

"The Primogen council yells and his 'Majesty' rules in favor of the one

who shouted and was the most obnoxious. Justice in this royal court

appears to be decided by volume of voice rather than status or Tradition"

"I've heard that the Prince is making a lot of enemies within his own Clan.

Ever seen a Ventrue go so rogue against his own blood before?"

"The Tremere Regent is mind controlling the neonate

Prince like a meat puppet. More and more of his kind

have been flooding the city - we are in the middle of a

hostile take over by the greedy Warlocks"

"The local Giovanni don't know as much as you

might think about ghosts. The ones here are

more Mook than Mortuary."

"The Primogen dismissed a Harpy and Deputy Keeper for insisting

that civility be upheld within Elysium?! Has the city gone mad?! That is - in itself - a scandal!"

"I hear the Toreador started the fight between the Nosferatu and the Harpy

on purpose. I'm not sure if that was some sort of brilliant master plan, or

just a stupid mistake. I suppose time will tell."

"Have you heard, the Brujah clan are fighting. Yes I know, they put up that front of being the most unified clan...

but drop some personal feud in among them and they fight each other like junkyard dogs."

"Clan Malkav seems to have gotten themselves in a jam, oh yes, they feel

quite snubbed by the feeding grounds...or lack thereof. Honestly I wonder

what he must have done to have ticked off the Prince."

"The Anarchs were in an uproar of laughter, overjoyed with the Prince's decrees.

I thought some of the old fuddy duddy's might pop a vein with when they heard

his announcements"

"I've heard that Tremere bugger is the one responsible for destroying all the old position holders. Something about them tasting so good."

"I overheard it from some guy in Toronto. Said they were

talking about how everyone in the city who could holds a position.

They were joking about 'Couch Prince' or 'The Couchiest Prince.'"

"What? The Primogen Council wishes to oust the current Harpy... already?

That has to be the shortest reign ever. I wonder if he discovered some sort

of secret they want to hide. It's not like the old idiot has done anything to

enforce the rules of conduct or decorum in this place. I suppose he's just

some no name neonate as well."

"A Giovanni...bodyguarding the Prince...WTF?"

"I swear, I heard it straight from one of those Blue Bloods myself.

Someone is attacking their mortal holdings. How should I know

why...or care. If you ask me the stuffy clouts deserved it."

"Who the hell let a Setite into the city!"

"Saskatoon, in the middle of nowhere and the current butt

of jokes throughout the Camarilla. The only Domain where

a thirty year old neonate can hold the position of Prince."

"Look, I just heard someone is spreading juicy gossip through

the courts of Europe about Saskatoon. I dunno who it was, or

even why they would do it. But now the eyes of European

Kindred are taking note of the 'Neonates on Parade' experiment

here in the city."

"I'm telling you there is something down there. No not

just the Sewer Rats. They're hiding something. Yeah I

know they're always hiding secrets, but I'm telling you

there is something horrible in those warrens and the

Nosferatu have something to do with whatever it is."

"Yeah, someone said that the Toreador of Paris have started

a pool regarding the survival rate of the current Prince. The

current odds are on death from trips, falls, or severe internal

injuries due to sudden and traumatic extraction of the

Seneschal's hand from a nether orifice."

"Has anything even been done about the missing Kindred.

Has even a single finger been lifted to investigate the

matter?"

"Have you heard, that Ashes... wait, Asheesh... whatever

the hell his name is. That Assamite Primogen one. He's

plotting a Praxis attempt, someone else even said that he's been

contracted to destroy the Prince."