Twoknives' sons kick ass

EFNet.#philosophy.20120508.log - May 8, 2012

[02:43:05] <TwoKnives> see

[02:43:21] <TwoKnives> he's a grade A #1 putz

[02:43:22] * voltaire sets mode: +v Neff

[02:43:27] <bleubunny> it's even more boring when people talk to schmegle

[02:43:31] <TwoKnives> unable to relate

[02:43:42] <schmegle> does anyone here think TwoKnives, bleubunny or dwayne are human beings worth associating with or even pissing on to put out a fire ?

[02:43:52] <bleubunny> a fat old retarded ex con is still better thatn schmegle

[02:44:16] <schmegle> bleubunny - you may find this confusing, but i am not insulted by you

[02:44:17] <bleubunny> putting him on ignore forever

[02:44:20] <Neff> i would save dwayne

[02:44:20] <schmegle> LOL

[02:44:37] <TwoKnives> what in the world ever made yoy believe that i am fat?

[02:44:38] <Neff> bleudummy not so much

[02:44:39] <schmegle> yeah, then you would sodomize and eat him

[02:44:42] * bhjvk (~slP-@pool-71-191-226-41.washdc.east.verizon.net) has joined #philosophy

[02:44:54] <TwoKnives> again your information is wrong

[02:45:04] <bleubunny> that's because you're a gay republican

[02:45:06] <schmegle> TwoKnives - you're an old man.

[02:45:10] <schmegle> stop acting like a tough guy.

[02:45:11] <Neff> TwoKnives will rise from the ashes and destroy the arsonist

[02:45:15] <schmegle> angina, dude.

[02:45:18] <TwoKnives> yup, almost 60

[02:45:31] <schmegle> time to start walking softly, old man.

[02:45:33] <TwoKnives> do you think you will make it to 60?

[02:45:41] <schmegle> yeah, probably.

[02:45:46] <bleubunny> i will

[02:45:48] <schmegle> and i doubt i will be acting like a tough redneck.

[02:45:49] <TwoKnives> i doubt it

[02:45:51] <schmegle> at that time.

[02:45:52] <bleubunny> i'll make it to 100

[02:46:12] <schmegle> TwoKnives - face it, you are fucking stupid.

[02:46:21] <schmegle> you never learned anything but being a redneck tough guy.

[02:46:24] <schmegle> now you're an old man.

[02:46:31] <schmegle> the end.

[02:46:43] <TwoKnives> i see you getting drunk and spouting tha same kind of shit as you do here, andf getting beatdown and curbstomped outside some bar

[02:46:50] <schmegle> not by you, though.

[02:47:01] <schmegle> stupid old man.

[02:47:03] <TwoKnives> yes

[02:47:11] <schmegle> the angina will save me.

[02:47:14] <bleubunny> that's boring you're talking to him again

[02:47:16] <starbomba> this channel has been populated past and present with has-been self-styled 'rough & tumblers'

[02:47:19] <schmegle> you will have a heart attack, and then die.

[02:47:24] <TwoKnives> heh stupid old man

[02:47:26] <TwoKnives> heh

[02:47:30] <howto> =)

[02:47:33] <TwoKnives> your a funny guy

[02:47:51] <schmegle> TwoKnives - you're an old man, and fighting will end your life.

[02:48:07] <ArmyAnt_> schmegle, want to play scrabble?

[02:48:15] <schmegle> TwoKnives - i'm sorry you never used your brain for anything but fucking beadwork, prison survival, and being a bad ass texan.

[02:48:16] <TwoKnives> how about i have my sons kick your ass

[02:48:25] <schmegle> TwoKnives - none of that shit is very useful for you now.

[02:48:26] <TwoKnives> will that do?

[02:48:33] <bleubunny> don't feed the trolls please!

[02:48:35] <schmegle> sure, bring it on.

[02:48:39] <schmegle> get your children killed.

[02:48:46] <TwoKnives> yes you are right in sorry

[02:48:53] <schmegle> i'm not a tough guy, really.

[02:48:57] <TwoKnives> sorry little man

[02:49:03] <schmegle> if someone attacks me, i make a quick effort to execute them.

[02:49:20] <ArmyAnt_> schmegle, why are you so mad today

[02:49:23] * ArmyAnt_ is now known as ArmyAnt

[02:49:33] <schmegle> ArmyAnt - i'm really not mad, i just had a bunch of retards come at me today.

[02:49:58] <TwoKnives> your right dwayne, ignore it the best tact

[02:50:00] <schmegle> do you deny that TwoKnives, bleubunny and dwayne are idiots ?

[02:50:28] <schmegle> TwoKnives is going to die soon.

[02:50:29] <TwoKnives> too stupid to move out of the road

[02:50:35] <TwoKnives> Z:]

[02:50:38] <schmegle> enjoy dying, old retard.

[02:50:48] <ArmyAnt> I like dwayne fine, and I dont know TwoKnives

[02:50:53] <ArmyAnt> bluebunny seems to hate me, but thats ok

[02:51:15] <schmegle> ArmyAnt - sorry, i forgot that you are close personal friends with Neff and bioslogos

[02:51:18] <TwoKnives> http://www.twoknives.com

[02:51:40] <ArmyAnt> I have used two knives to smoke weed before once

[02:52:13] <schmegle> did anyone actually click on that link ?

[02:52:25] <TwoKnives> me2

[02:52:43] <TwoKnives> but it wasd spoons

[02:53:45] <bleubunny> once i got mad and sent an email to this magazine

[02:53:50] <bleubunny> they published it

[02:54:08] <bleubunny> and my dad was flying on a plane he picked up the magazine and saw my letter

[02:54:32] <bleubunny> i sent it at like 2 am i don't even remember what i wrote

[02:54:58] <bleubunny> my dad thought it was funny

[02:55:35] <schmegle> that is pretty cool, actually

[02:55:54] <schmegle> sometimes i try to engineer fun parental experiences

[02:55:57] <TwoKnives> do you remember why you were mad

[02:56:32] <bleubunny> no not really

[02:56:47] <dwayne> is it weird that i agree with practically every single thing bill maher says

[02:57:05] <TwoKnives> nope

[02:57:08] <schmegle> didn't you get punched in the face by your dad and come to irc to cry about it ?

[02:57:25] <bleubunny> yes you are brain washed by bill maher

[02:57:31] * voltaire sets mode: -t

[02:57:36] * schmegle changes topic to '<TwoKnives> how about i have my sons kick your ass'

[02:57:38] * voltaire sets mode: +t

[02:58:06] <bleubunny> where you from TwoKnives?

[02:58:43] <TwoKnives> TEXAS, South of Austin in Hummerland

[02:59:36] <dwayne> some people are so fucked in the head

[02:59:54] <schmegle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGLgW3emimY

[03:00:12] <bleubunny> i'm in okielahoma

[03:00:29] <schmegle> do you guys think dwayne ever cries himself to sleep because he's such a dork ?

[03:00:42] <schmegle> i bet it's been happening since puberty

[03:00:55] <TwoKnives> kool

[03:01:08] <bleubunny> it was today!

[03:01:15] <dwayne> hahaah bill maher is so fucking funny

[03:01:16] <bleubunny> everything is so green right now

[03:01:21] <dwayne> watch religulous and see him dissing scientology

[03:01:26] <bleubunny> i hope it stays that way for a while

[03:01:42] <bleubunny> no more droughts

[03:02:17] <TwoKnives> ya we had it bad here, i spent 3 months fighting wildfires last year

[03:02:30] <bleubunny> omg!

[03:02:40] <TwoKnives> 90 days on a dozer cutting firebreaks

[03:02:45] <bleubunny> i was terrified of stuff burning here too

[03:02:57] <bleubunny> it was so dry

[03:03:09] <bleubunny> never seen it like that here

[03:03:18] <bleubunny> the paint was peeling it was so bad

[03:03:27] <milkness> http://phota.me/YoDz.gif

[03:03:35] <Neff> i prefer dennis miller to bill maher but i like them both

[03:03:39] <TwoKnives> it was a la'nina thing