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[2014-04-25 14:59:59] <+djentstar> for instance, we knew apteryx would never progress much beyond mid-level associate at some shitty law firm

[2014-04-25 15:00:06] * @Death_Syn hugs Sab

[2014-04-25 15:00:11] <+djentstar> and we knew einhvers would eventually find a way to sabotage her own family situation

[2014-04-25 15:00:20] <+djentstar> i'm not sure who you mean by other channel females, but i'm sure other examples can be found

[2014-04-25 15:00:29] <+fickle> i sincerely doubt my ceiling is 5 months sober in a sober living on meds for 4 months lol

[2014-04-25 15:00:32] <+fickle> he's just an angry shit lol

[2014-04-25 15:00:35] <pratfall> but if this ever-changing world in which we’re livin makes you give in and cry

[2014-04-25 15:00:40] <pratfall> you know the rest

[2014-04-25 15:00:49] <+fickle> i never even though i could have a healthy relationship. i break da glass ceiling!

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[2014-04-25 15:01:02] <deSouza> fickle pickle

[2014-04-25 15:01:03] <+Sab> Hi res.

[2014-04-25 15:01:04] <+fickle> will someone tell djentstar i'm actually fapping because i love an excuse to talk about myself

[2014-04-25 15:01:10] <+fickle> hi deSouza ltns

[2014-04-25 15:01:15] <resident_> Greetings.

[2014-04-25 15:01:29] <+Sab> Weare always talking about fickle.

[2014-04-25 15:01:30] <deSouza> ltns?

[2014-04-25 15:01:38] <+fickle> long time no see

[2014-04-25 15:01:42] <deSouza> ah

[2014-04-25 15:01:45] <deSouza> ltns!

[2014-04-25 15:01:46] <+ArmyAnt> fickle, can you please go somewhere else

[2014-04-25 15:01:48] <+djentstar> so what's the point, in the end, sabeena? tell us how fickle is supposed to turn this unlimiited potential of hers into life-success when she refuses to stop squalling about her vagina on irc

[2014-04-25 15:01:49] <+fickle> no, resident_ and djentstar are always talking about fickle

[2014-04-25 15:01:53] <+Sab> tsarbomba is in on this.

[2014-04-25 15:01:55] <@Death_Syn> fib: where is this place?

[2014-04-25 15:01:56] <+fickle> ArmyAnt acts like a bitch when school gets hard

[2014-04-25 15:02:03] <+djentstar> or did you just find yourself too drunk to properly reason this out

[2014-04-25 15:02:14] <+ArmyAnt> fickle, i really don't give a shit what you think of me

[2014-04-25 15:02:20] <+ArmyAnt> just stop talking about yourself

[2014-04-25 15:02:20] <+fickle> ditto baby

[2014-04-25 15:02:24] <+fickle> so why don't we just leave each other alone

[2014-04-25 15:02:25] <+ArmyAnt> seriously, no one gives a shit about you

[2014-04-25 15:02:27] <pratfall> let’s use the word vulva instead for a while, just to freshen things up. no pun intended

[2014-04-25 15:02:28] <+Sab> AA doen't give a shit about anything love.

[2014-04-25 15:02:29] <+fickle> i wasn't talking about me, djentstar was lol

[2014-04-25 15:02:37] <deSouza> i give a shit about fickle

[2014-04-25 15:02:40] <+ArmyAnt> lol, is Sab sticking up for this retard?

[2014-04-25 15:02:41] <deSouza> :D

[2014-04-25 15:02:44] <+fickle> it's like when you guys bring up feminism and are like FICKLE STOP TALKING ABOUT FEMINISM and i'm like wtf i just exist

[2014-04-25 15:02:46] <+ArmyAnt> Sab must be drunk off her ass, as usual

[2014-04-25 15:02:46] <+djentstar> i'm pretty sure sabeena is just blind-drunk right now and letting it affect her emotions

[2014-04-25 15:03:02] <+djentstar> she's going to be hungover and massively regretful after awakening and reading the logs i will provide her

[2014-04-25 15:03:06] <+Sab> Tony the point is that she will grow up on this channel as others have.

[2014-04-25 15:03:10] <+fickle> ArmyAnt used to like me before i didn't give him special treatment because his dick

[2014-04-25 15:03:12] <+djentstar> no she won't. she's like 40

[2014-04-25 15:03:21] <+Dildeaux> well it is like what 3am Sab time

[2014-04-25 15:03:21] <+ArmyAnt> fickle, I have never given a shit about you

[2014-04-25 15:03:23] <+djentstar> i have strong evidence that she's been ircing about as long as neonjesus & co

[2014-04-25 15:03:29] <+ArmyAnt> why do you imagine i ever did

[2014-04-25 15:03:32] <+fickle> then stop talking to me/about me and ignore me

[2014-04-25 15:03:40] <+fickle> that's how you treat people you don't give a shit about. trust.

[2014-04-25 15:03:53] <+fickle> or just mentally ignore me, why is this so hard?

[2014-04-25 15:03:53] <+djentstar> and, really, that's all irrelevant to me anyway. the point is that her 'potential', for whatever that's worth, is seriously limited by the obvious psychological deficiencies she suffers

[2014-04-25 15:03:59] <pratfall> respect your seniors, kid

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[2014-04-25 15:04:09] <+Dildeaux> I don't give AA special treatment because of his gender either

[2014-04-25 15:04:20] <+ArmyAnt> Dildeaux, fickle is delusional

[2014-04-25 15:04:26] <+ArmyAnt> you should have heard here on tinychat last weekend

[2014-04-25 15:04:31] <+ArmyAnt> it was spectacularly dumb

[2014-04-25 15:04:41] <+Dildeaux> other than his potential to growing the most awesome Iranian dude beard

[2014-04-25 15:04:45] <+kultur> we're all feminists here

[2014-04-25 15:04:48] <+fickle> see chat just makes me feel good about myself :/ i graduated intensive therapy see a doctor and a therapist and go to group therapy. i have no shame in having mental disorders i didn't ask for and doing the hard work it takes to get better and get the help i need

[2014-04-25 15:04:57] <+kultur> and i'm not willing to give up the Beard Medal just yet

[2014-04-25 15:05:00] <+Sab> Take a few hundred steps back. This channel in the end nurtures stupid children who grow up into decent human beings.

[2014-04-25 15:05:01] <+fickle> i asked for mental problems about as much as i asked for a genetic leaning for alcoholism

[2014-04-25 15:05:09] <+fickle> tell me everyone, what's it like to hate yourself?

[2014-04-25 15:05:21] <+fickle> i have another channel that raises me. this is just for shits and giggles

[2014-04-25 15:05:22] <+Dildeaux> he needs to curl it too, like a jewish body builder

[2014-04-25 15:05:29] <+kultur> do you even lift

[2014-04-25 15:05:32] <+fickle> bro

[2014-04-25 15:05:35] <deSouza> raises you?

[2014-04-25 15:05:36] <+Dildeaux> I lift bro

[2014-04-25 15:05:41] <+fickle> yeah i grew up on irc

[2014-04-25 15:05:43] <+fickle> since i was 16

[2014-04-25 15:05:46] <+fickle> i learned a lot on irc

[2014-04-25 15:05:47] <+Sab> This is challenged occasionally by episodes like today's bullying of trannies.

[2014-04-25 15:05:47] <@Death_Syn> hating myself is the only way to be true to me

[2014-04-25 15:05:52] <+kultur> i started on irc when i was 13

[2014-04-25 15:05:58] <deSouza> i unlearned a lot in irc

[2014-04-25 15:06:00] <deSouza> =/

[2014-04-25 15:06:07] <+fickle> i would be a different person without irc. the women on irc were surrogate moms to me when my mom was wacko. she's pretty cool now tho

[2014-04-25 15:06:09] <resident_> I grew up on the hardscrabble streets of #christian and #gospel.

[2014-04-25 15:06:15] <+Sab> And shame on you fucking assholes and the hypocrites who didn't speak up.

[2014-04-25 15:06:17] <+djentstar> beaner, that's the point

[2014-04-25 15:06:20] <+djentstar> the children weren't stupid to begin with

[2014-04-25 15:06:29] <+djentstar> when one of 'em starts out retarded, like this one, there's no hope

[2014-04-25 15:06:32] <+Sab> djent, children are stupid.

[2014-04-25 15:06:32] <+djentstar> not even when you take up her cause

[2014-04-25 15:06:37] <resident_> You would be a different person? Then the surrogate moms let us all down.

[2014-04-25 15:06:38] <+djentstar> that's untrue. children are oblivious, not stupid

[2014-04-25 15:06:40] <+djentstar> this one's both

[2014-04-25 15:06:48] <+fickle> resident_, no one invited you into this conversation babe

[2014-04-25 15:06:50] <+Sab> You are old now. You must understand everyone starts out stupid.

[2014-04-25 15:06:51] <+djentstar> i may have been oblivious in my 20s but i was never, ever stupid

[2014-04-25 15:06:57] <+fickle> go talk to djentstar or your other friends

[2014-04-25 15:07:00] <+fickle> lol he's fucking stupid now

[2014-04-25 15:07:13] <+ArmyAnt> Sab can be painfully stupid and judgmental when she's drunk

[2014-04-25 15:07:14] <+djentstar> you are conflating different concepts, beaner. go sleep this one off. you're in no shape to chat.

[2014-04-25 15:07:18] <+Dildeaux> wow how old was I when I first stated irc, 1992/1193 on undernet

[2014-04-25 15:07:19] <resident_> Who do you imagine my friends are here? Point them out to me, genius.

[2014-04-25 15:07:30] <+Sab> AA is painfuly stupid and judgmental entirely sober.

[2014-04-25 15:07:31] <+ArmyAnt> shit, the first time I met her, she screamed at me even though i had no idea who she was

[2014-04-25 15:07:36] <+fickle> what kind of grown ass man sits on tinychat for two hours complaining about IRC drama and how no one wants to join his tinychat for the other tiny chat. grown. ass. man.

[2014-04-25 15:07:42] <+fickle> TWO HOURS

[2014-04-25 15:07:44] <+ArmyAnt> and then the next morning apologized profusely

[2014-04-25 15:07:46] <+Sab> I told you truths like you are not whom you want to be.

[2014-04-25 15:07:51] <pratfall> how many chatters are obsessive compulsive

[2014-04-25 15:07:54] <+ArmyAnt> shut the fuck up Sab

[2014-04-25 15:07:57] <+kultur> i might be oblivious and stupid, but my nails are neatly trimmed

[2014-04-25 15:08:03] <+ArmyAnt> you aren't even close to intelligent enough to know shit about me

[2014-04-25 15:08:05] <resident_> Newsflash: your idiocy is not some collective delusion nor a coordinated effort to shame a bright woman using pal-power.

[2014-04-25 15:08:06] <+Sab> I apologized for being unkind. Not for saying things untrue.

[2014-04-25 15:08:07] <+fickle> i bite my nails :( i didn't when i had fake ones

[2014-04-25 15:08:08] <+ArmyAnt> learn your place, dumb bitch

[2014-04-25 15:08:15] <@Death_Syn> parenting by irc

[2014-04-25 15:08:18] <+fickle> ^

[2014-04-25 15:08:19] <+Sab> I have trouble being kind telling you truths.

[2014-04-25 15:08:27] <+Sab> You are mightily fucked.

[2014-04-25 15:08:28] <+kultur> i've never had a surrogate irc mom

[2014-04-25 15:08:31] <+kultur> maybe that's a good thing to have

[2014-04-25 15:08:31] <@Death_Syn> i srsly would love to try that, if i had a kid

[2014-04-25 15:08:32] <+ArmyAnt> typical irc argumentation

[2014-04-25 15:08:33] <+fickle> i have to go back to sleep like now

[2014-04-25 15:08:37] <pratfall> no, what i mean is, how many people chat obsessively, compulsively… can you log off? what would you miss? omg

[2014-04-25 15:08:41] <+Sab> You even know that's not true.

[2014-04-25 15:08:41] <+ArmyAnt> you assume they are truths and then tell me they are truths

[2014-04-25 15:08:43] <+ArmyAnt> you don't know me

[2014-04-25 15:08:43] <+fickle> kultur it's pretty cool. i actually moved in with her once. long story.

[2014-04-25 15:08:44] <+Dildeaux> kultur: maybe penut might offer

[2014-04-25 15:08:47] <+Sab> You even know I have you down.

[2014-04-25 15:08:50] <+ArmyAnt> tell me more about what I know

[2014-04-25 15:08:51] <+Dildeaux> tho she's pretty juvenile

[2014-04-25 15:08:55] <+Dildeaux> but not in a bad way

[2014-04-25 15:09:01] <+fickle> oh i chat obsessively, compulsively. for sure

[2014-04-25 15:09:03] <+kultur> penut would be more of a surrogate girlfriend than a surrogate mom

[2014-04-25 15:09:04] <+fickle> i'm addicted

[2014-04-25 15:09:08] <resident_> You had a foster mom from IR.

[2014-04-25 15:09:09] <+djentstar> i would probably just sell the kid to the highest bideder

[2014-04-25 15:09:10] <resident_> C

[2014-04-25 15:09:10] <+Sab> You get fists up even when you know.

[2014-04-25 15:09:10] <+djentstar> -e

[2014-04-25 15:09:14] <resident_> That actually happened.

[2014-04-25 15:09:18] <+Dildeaux> oooh I thought she was already yoru surrogate gf

[2014-04-25 15:09:24] <+djentstar> you assholes will buy an irc channel for thousands of dollars. imagine how much you'll pay for a perfectly-formed white child

[2014-04-25 15:09:57] <ejl> wait... did somone buy a channel ?

[2014-04-25 15:10:03] <ejl> like after a takeover?

[2014-04-25 15:10:06] <+kultur> they bought it from zane

[2014-04-25 15:10:08] <+kultur> for $800

[2014-04-25 15:10:08] <+ArmyAnt> i guess bougyman bought this channel

[2014-04-25 15:10:14] <+Sab> clear

[2014-04-25 15:10:14] <ejl> when did this happen?

[2014-04-25 15:10:15] <+ArmyAnt> he also bought his last wife i think

[2014-04-25 15:10:19] <+Dildeaux> trendier to get a perfectly formed ethnic child

[2014-04-25 15:10:31] <+djentstar> is pratfall really trying to shame other people for chatting when he himself has not shut the fuck up in at least

[2014-04-25 15:10:34] * +djentstar checks backscroll

[2014-04-25 15:10:37] <+fickle> man i wanted black babies before it was cool. fuck people

[2014-04-25 15:10:37] <+djentstar> 8+ houirs

[2014-04-25 15:10:42] <resident_> To be fair, TwoKnives spent more money than that on a hat.

[2014-04-25 15:10:47] <+djentstar> is that what's going on here?

[2014-04-25 15:10:51] <resident_> Hat vs @#philosophy, whoyagot?

[2014-04-25 15:10:53] <pratfall> i’m not shaming, it’s a question

[2014-04-25 15:10:59] <+fickle> don't feed the troll

[2014-04-25 15:11:07] <+fickle> he yaps about the same shit for two hours. ultimate hypocrite

[2014-04-25 15:11:18] <+Sab> This channel gets so stupid I feel I need to apologize to newbies like fickle. For this stupidity. You fucking dipshits.

[2014-04-25 15:11:23] <+Dildeaux> it was cool before you were born

[2014-04-25 15:11:32] <+fickle> i know what i'm getting into when i come here

[2014-04-25 15:11:38] <+ArmyAnt> Sab, go fuck yourself

[2014-04-25 15:11:44] <+Sab> Fortunately she fits right in.

[2014-04-25 15:11:44] <+fickle> i take responsibility for the situations i put myself in lol

[2014-04-25 15:11:53] <+fickle> i wish my loverboy would appreciate that

[2014-04-25 15:11:55] <+Sab> No offense. Sort of.

[2014-04-25 15:11:55] <+fickle> but wtf ever

[2014-04-25 15:11:59] <+ArmyAnt> anyone who has paid attention knows the depths of fickle's retardness

[2014-04-25 15:12:08] <+ArmyAnt> i've had the pleasure of seeing it in other channels, previous to this

[2014-04-25 15:12:14] <+Sab> AA anyone who has paid attention knows the depths of yours.

[2014-04-25 15:12:18] <pratfall> there are other channels?

[2014-04-25 15:12:21] <+ArmyAnt> why Sab thinks being drunk makes her understanding of anything is beyond me

[2014-04-25 15:12:30] <+fickle> none taken :) it's true. ArmyAnt and i met from eztv, wher eyou can't "personally attack" people and since being here i don't really go back there. i definitely like it better here

[2014-04-25 15:12:42] <+fickle> i chat here more than my home channel

[2014-04-25 15:12:42] <+ArmyAnt> fickle, you were routinely banned

[2014-04-25 15:12:48] <+ArmyAnt> and were considered a fucking joke by everyone

[2014-04-25 15:12:49] <+fickle> i was banned 3 times.

[2014-04-25 15:12:56] <+fickle> oh ok

[2014-04-25 15:13:00] <+ArmyAnt> just like you are here by anyone who isn't some 40 year old drunk filipino retard

[2014-04-25 15:13:04] <+fickle> so go in eztv right now and say fickle is a fucking jokes i hate her

[2014-04-25 15:13:05] <pratfall> hey, do any of you hang out on gaia online

[2014-04-25 15:13:06] <+Sab> You started out objecting to this and then moved right into exepmplifying it. You're even smart enough to understand. Yet.

[2014-04-25 15:13:12] <+fickle> and see who jumps on your bandwagon

[2014-04-25 15:13:19] <+fickle> do it ArmyAnt

[2014-04-25 15:13:20] <+fickle> come on

[2014-04-25 15:13:22] <+Sab> You're just that asshole and choose to be.

[2014-04-25 15:13:26] <+fickle> everyone in eztv hates me. let's play

[2014-04-25 15:13:27] <+fickle> prove it.

[2014-04-25 15:13:41] <+ArmyAnt> fickle, I don't have to prove anything to you

[2014-04-25 15:13:45] <+fickle> or we'll prove teh dynamics of group think, i don't really care. it sounds like a fun experiment

[2014-04-25 15:13:48] <+ArmyAnt> who even gets banned from there.

[2014-04-25 15:13:51] <+fickle> you seem to have a lot to prove to the rest of the channel about me

[2014-04-25 15:13:54] <+Sab> AA don't care.

[2014-04-25 15:13:58] <+fickle> people who personally attack people, dur

[2014-04-25 15:14:15] <+fickle> first it was that you'd seen my pictures, now that you knew me from another channel

[2014-04-25 15:14:22] <resident_> I don’t require outside confirmation of your awfulness.

[2014-04-25 15:14:25] <+fickle> when are you going to stop having this profound need to tell everyone you're close to me?

[2014-04-25 15:14:31] <+ArmyAnt> i said that after you ranted for hours about feminism and then said that you weren't female

[2014-04-25 15:14:31] <+Dildeaux> neither do I

[2014-04-25 15:14:39] <+ArmyAnt> and i said, no, i saw your pictures you posted, you are female

[2014-04-25 15:14:45] <+ArmyAnt> stop fucking acting like i give a shit about you

[2014-04-25 15:14:47] <+Sab> AA will be like 80and proclaiming superiority over having gone to a good school once upon a time.

[2014-04-25 15:14:49] <+Sab> Watch.

[2014-04-25 15:14:50] <resident_> I don’t require group confirmation here, either. Can’t be helped that others will insult you.

[2014-04-25 15:14:57] <+fickle> stop giving a shit about me

[2014-04-25 15:15:15] <+Dildeaux> resident is his own chatter

[2014-04-25 15:15:25] <+ArmyAnt> fickle is just relentlessly and shamelessly stupid

[2014-04-25 15:15:28] <+kultur> later guys

[2014-04-25 15:15:31] *** kultur quit ( )

[2014-04-25 15:15:31] <+Dildeaux> later

[2014-04-25 15:15:34] <+fickle> so stop talking to me

[2014-04-25 15:15:34] <+ArmyAnt> i showed up 15 mins ago, and she was the topic of conversation

[2014-04-25 15:15:36] <+ArmyAnt> she always is

[2014-04-25 15:15:38] <+Sab> AA is relentlessly right.

[2014-04-25 15:15:41] <+fickle> i didn't bring myself up

[2014-04-25 15:15:47] <+fickle> not my fucking problem

[2014-04-25 15:15:48] <+ArmyAnt> i really don't know why

[2014-04-25 15:15:48] <+Dildeaux> fuck I hope doesn't rain tomorrow

[2014-04-25 15:15:51] <+fickle> ignor ethem, choose to be hapy

[2014-04-25 15:15:51] <+ArmyAnt> but it always seems to happen

[2014-04-25 15:15:51] <+Sab> He's all like she messaged me and told me shit.

[2014-04-25 15:15:59] <+Sab> I know all this shit about her.

[2014-04-25 15:16:05] <+ArmyAnt> yea thats what i said

[2014-04-25 15:16:07] <+Dildeaux> I want to goto the bird sanctuary

[2014-04-25 15:16:12] <resident_> Remind us again how happy you are, how happy others aren't.

[2014-04-25 15:16:15] <+Sab> Get out of his way.

[2014-04-25 15:16:18] <pratfall> yeah. lesson learned, never post pictures of yourself

[2014-04-25 15:16:25] <resident_> Please do not go three minutes without repeating this task.

[2014-04-25 15:16:43] <+fickle> [14:06] <fickle> thx boo

[2014-04-25 15:16:44] <+fickle> [14:06] <ArmyAnt> a few people seem to dislike you a lot there

[2014-04-25 15:16:44] <+fickle> [14:06] <ArmyAnt> I find it amusing

[2014-04-25 15:16:44] <+fickle> [14:06] <fickle> cuz i pwn them

[2014-04-25 15:16:44] <+fickle> [14:06] <ArmyAnt> np, boo

[2014-04-25 15:16:44] <+fickle> [14:06] <ArmyAnt> lulz

[2014-04-25 15:16:56] <+fickle> i must've pmed him on xchat

[2014-04-25 15:16:57] <+Dildeaux> ll my online pix are cute!

[2014-04-25 15:17:02] <+Dildeaux> jk

[2014-04-25 15:17:08] <+Dildeaux> I have some non-cute ones

[2014-04-25 15:17:10] <+Sab> fickle was that private?

[2014-04-25 15:17:12] <@Death_Syn> fib: that's not the real menu

[2014-04-25 15:17:14] <+ArmyAnt> !banip fickle

[2014-04-25 15:17:14] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*@cpe-172-250-230-131.socal.res.rr.com

[2014-04-25 15:17:14] *** fickle was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (Banned: Requesting.)

[2014-04-25 15:17:26] <@Death_Syn> uh oh

[2014-04-25 15:17:31] <+Sab> Butthurt.

[2014-04-25 15:17:32] <@Death_Syn> somebody got butt hurt

[2014-04-25 15:17:38] <+ArmyAnt> not at all

[2014-04-25 15:17:43] <+Sab> Poor little kitten.

[2014-04-25 15:17:49] <resident_> Bad ban.

[2014-04-25 15:18:04] <+Sab> Take what you dish, asshole.

[2014-04-25 15:18:15] <pratfall> i noticed that people started treating me differently, after i posted this picture of myself http://i.imgur.com/3IKkN04.gif

[2014-04-25 15:18:17] <+ArmyAnt> fuck off, Sab

[2014-04-25 15:18:18] <+Dildeaux> I don't think AA posted pms

[2014-04-25 15:18:32] <+Sab> I will not fuck off while you behave like you're 12.

[2014-04-25 15:18:37] <+Sab> Stop being 12.

[2014-04-25 15:18:38] <+Sab> Jesus.

[2014-04-25 15:18:39] <@Death_Syn> the resident declares a bad ban

[2014-04-25 15:18:41] <+ArmyAnt> try not to fall over drunk tonight

[2014-04-25 15:18:43] <+Dildeaux> fuck fabio work on your thighs

[2014-04-25 15:18:52] <+Sab> What is the fucking matter with you.

[2014-04-25 15:18:57] <+ArmyAnt> fuck you, cunt

[2014-04-25 15:19:11] <+hurfduh> Pussies ban.

[2014-04-25 15:19:12] <+Dildeaux> they are thivck but imagine if he paid some attention to them

[2014-04-25 15:19:17] <+hurfduh> Pussies also stir-fry cats.

[2014-04-25 15:19:21] <resident_> D_S, this must be hard for you, choosing whether to side with tits or a bad ban.

[2014-04-25 15:20:03] <+ArmyAnt> I'm never going to apologize for banning someone like fickle

[2014-04-25 15:20:28] <@Death_Syn> does the ArmyAnt ever apologize/

[2014-04-25 15:20:31] <resident_> Dumb point of pride.

[2014-04-25 15:20:36] <resident_> Add it to the list.

[2014-04-25 15:20:44] <+Sab> Wah wah chick pasted shit I didn't like, gone. I will never apologize, pretending it's because she's a stupid whore no one will miss.

[2014-04-25 15:20:51] <+Sab> And not because she fucked me.

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[2014-04-25 15:21:17] <+Dildeaux> I don't even see how what she posted could be considered damaging

[2014-04-25 15:21:20] <+rainrawr> hey vp

[2014-04-25 15:21:25] <+Sab> Big AA levelled by fickle.

[2014-04-25 15:21:26] <vp> heya rainrawr ^^

[2014-04-25 15:21:32] <+Sab> LEVELLED.

[2014-04-25 15:21:33] <@Death_Syn> Sab: nobody is surprised that all the guys are trying to get in line to fuck her

[2014-04-25 15:21:38] <@Death_Syn> they all know they're doing it

[2014-04-25 15:21:42] <@Death_Syn> even if they refuse to admit

[2014-04-25 15:21:46] <resident_> It does matter what’s posted. If that’s what passes for an infodrop these days, folks have their sensitivity meters way out of whack.

[2014-04-25 15:22:02] <+ArmyAnt> you have to be kidding me

[2014-04-25 15:22:05] <+ArmyAnt> you think I want to fuck fickle

[2014-04-25 15:22:07] <+Sab> D_S, sure. That sort of attention gets everyone on the defensive.

[2014-04-25 15:22:15] <+ArmyAnt> jesus christ, this is a joke

[2014-04-25 15:22:26] <blowmeok> (20:10:47) (EatMyDick) i like to visit #philosophy when i need to get fucked real good up my assi like to visit #philosophy when i need to get fucked real good up my assi like to visit #philosophy when i need to get fucked real good up my ass

[2014-04-25 15:22:30] <+Sab> You had to ban her instead of addressing her.

[2014-04-25 15:22:36] <+Sab> Well done, asshole.

[2014-04-25 15:22:44] <+ArmyAnt> shut up, dumb bitch

[2014-04-25 15:22:58] <+Sab> Right. I must have had the drink you wanted.

[2014-04-25 15:23:06] <+Sab> That makes me stupid.

[2014-04-25 15:23:09] <+Sab> Get real.

[2014-04-25 15:23:14] <+ArmyAnt> you aren't intelligent sober

[2014-04-25 15:23:19] <+ArmyAnt> but you are oblivious drunk

[2014-04-25 15:23:23] <+ArmyAnt> and its always obvious when you are

[2014-04-25 15:23:41] <pratfall> hey party people, it’s friday, can you dig it

[2014-04-25 15:23:41] <+Sab> Saying so makes it obvious.

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[2014-04-25 15:23:53] <+Dildeaux> no your chat makes it obvious

[2014-04-25 15:24:05] <+Dildeaux> lulz

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[2014-04-25 15:24:10] <+Sab> I have to remind everyone of where I graduated every five minues to prove it.

[2014-04-25 15:24:11] <radiank> Wow you guys are still at it

[2014-04-25 15:24:12] <+ArmyAnt> everyone here knows you are drunk

[2014-04-25 15:24:21] <+ArmyAnt> Sab, you've brought that up twice since i've been here

[2014-04-25 15:24:24] <+ArmyAnt> funny how I haven't

[2014-04-25 15:24:25] <radiank> Omg armyant!

[2014-04-25 15:24:35] <+ArmyAnt> hey

[2014-04-25 15:24:53] <pratfall> yeah i went to harvard and worked at mckinsey and mumble mumble, oh hey, is that spinach dip?

[2014-04-25 15:25:12] <radiank> Hai there

[2014-04-25 15:25:18] <+Dildeaux> fuck I'd love some spinach dip right about now

[2014-04-25 15:25:26] <+Sab> You didn't even graduate college you are lesser than me.

[2014-04-25 15:25:31] <radiank> What happened to enometh?

[2014-04-25 15:25:47] <+ArmyAnt> enometh seems to have gone crazy

[2014-04-25 15:25:52] <+djentstar> it's nearly may

[2014-04-25 15:25:53] <+ArmyAnt> i believe he is completely banned from efnet

[2014-04-25 15:25:55] <radiank> So just because they did not graduate ,they are lesser than you?

[2014-04-25 15:26:01] <+Sab> Well done kid.

[2014-04-25 15:26:04] <radiank> Whoa ok

[2014-04-25 15:26:06] <+djentstar> nearly fucking may

[2014-04-25 15:26:10] <+djentstar> what the fuck is going on with time

[2014-04-25 15:26:14] <+Dildeaux> who was Sab referring to with the college thing?

[2014-04-25 15:26:21] <+ArmyAnt> he seems to yell directly at irc ops

[2014-04-25 15:26:22] <+djentstar> it's only 3:30pm right now and time is crawling

[2014-04-25 15:26:26] <+djentstar> and yet, almost may

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[2014-04-25 15:26:37] <radiank> Yeah some of us do

[2014-04-25 15:26:42] <+Sab> Dildeaux doesnt pick up irony. I was not being an asshole. I was being AA.

[2014-04-25 15:27:15] <+djentstar> <@Death_Syn> Sab: nobody is surprised that all the guys are trying to get in line to fuck her

[2014-04-25 15:27:22] <radiank> There was another guy here

[2014-04-25 15:27:22] <+ArmyAnt> seriously

[2014-04-25 15:27:23] <+Sab> She likes you because she doesn't understand what an asshole you are.

[2014-04-25 15:27:23] <+djentstar> colossal projection from a colossal fatfuck

[2014-04-25 15:27:27] <radiank> The only one with decent manners

[2014-04-25 15:27:29] <+ArmyAnt> Death_Syn and Sab think I want to fuck fickle

[2014-04-25 15:27:32] <+ArmyAnt> that is fucking hilarious

[2014-04-25 15:27:34] <+djentstar> does t.f. think he is fooling anybody when he smarms like that?

[2014-04-25 15:27:45] <+Sab> I don't think you want to fuck fickle.

[2014-04-25 15:27:46] <+ArmyAnt> speak for yourself, Death_Syn

[2014-04-25 15:27:47] <+djentstar> he gets almost as creepy as anachreeper

[2014-04-25 15:27:48] <pratfall> PERHAPS certain stress associated with asserting pedigree, in select cases such as this, would refute the correlation between intelligence and mortality.

[2014-04-25 15:27:50] <+Sab> I think you're an asshole.

[2014-04-25 15:27:57] <+djentstar> and then he projects his creepstalkerness onto everybody else

[2014-04-25 15:27:57] <+Dildeaux> anyone that takes AA chat seriously is not doing themselves a favour

[2014-04-25 15:27:57] <+Sab> I'm right and you even know I am.

[2014-04-25 15:28:00] <+djentstar> sound familiar to anyone?

[2014-04-25 15:28:10] <radiank> Ni

[2014-04-25 15:28:24] <+TwoKnives> L

[2014-04-25 15:28:26] <+TwoKnives> O

[2014-04-25 15:28:28] <+TwoKnives> L

[2014-04-25 15:29:15] <+djentstar> back in the day shitting on ircops wasn't justification for a kline

[2014-04-25 15:29:19] <+djentstar> i know this because i did it all the time

[2014-04-25 15:29:32] <+djentstar> i guesss things have changed now that efnet has gone from fringe to ultrafringe

[2014-04-25 15:29:49] <+ArmyAnt> i dunno. enometh seems to get on people's nerves

[2014-04-25 15:30:00] <+djentstar> i love th guy's chat

[2014-04-25 15:30:07] <+ArmyAnt> i could never tell if he was actually angry or not

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[2014-04-25 15:30:13] <+ArmyAnt> or was this amazingly elaborate troll

[2014-04-25 15:30:18] <+djentstar> it's a throwback to an earlier chat style with atwist

[2014-04-25 15:30:22] <+Sab> AA gets on everyone's nerves.

[2014-04-25 15:30:37] <+Sab> It's a bit like ptserosaur. Just ignore it already.

[2014-04-25 15:30:49] <+ArmyAnt> why don't you take your own advice, and stop acting butthurt

[2014-04-25 15:31:00] * +djentstar stars actually staring at the clock angrily

[2014-04-25 15:31:03] <+djentstar> i might just go home

[2014-04-25 15:31:10] <+Sab> I think you'd know butthurt and this isn't it.

[2014-04-25 15:31:14] <resident-> If you’ve ever purchased a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s soap, you get everything there is to get about enometh.

[2014-04-25 15:31:14] <+djentstar> and skip out on the friday bitchfest'

[2014-04-25 15:31:28] <resident-> And that’s not criticism.

[2014-04-25 15:32:06] <pratfall> 8 8 I forget what 8 was far

[2014-04-25 15:32:12] <pratfall> *for

[2014-04-25 15:32:21] <+djentstar> was thate an indian crack

[2014-04-25 15:32:21] <+Sab> pratfall do you enjoy crosswords.

[2014-04-25 15:32:33] <+djentstar> i know bronner's soap but i'm not making the connection

[2014-04-25 15:32:44] <+Sab> Seriously?

[2014-04-25 15:32:50] <resident-> You’ve read the labels?

[2014-04-25 15:32:55] <resident-> And you don’t recognize enometh?

[2014-04-25 15:32:55] <+djentstar> oh. gotcha.

[2014-04-25 15:33:10] <+djentstar> i was going in a different direction there

[2014-04-25 15:33:16] <+Sab> Is Miami foreigner than Singapore you don't know Bronner?

[2014-04-25 15:33:17] <pratfall> Sab, not particularly good at them. i used to fail spectacularly at the NYT puzzles

[2014-04-25 15:33:23] <+djentstar> are you fucking retarded today, sabeena

[2014-04-25 15:33:29] <resident-> It’s good soap, but the soap takes a back seat.

[2014-04-25 15:33:31] <+djentstar> 15:32 <+djentstar> i know bronner's soap but i'm not making the connection

[2014-04-25 15:33:33] <pratfall> partly because i kept trying to do them with pen

[2014-04-25 15:33:52] <+djentstar> go lie down, sabeena. you are ridiculously hammered right now and the english language is not your friend

[2014-04-25 15:33:57] <+Sab> Apparently I'm that retarded, kisses.

[2014-04-25 15:33:57] <+djentstar> talk tomorrow

[2014-04-25 15:34:55] <+Sab> I'm not done being unkind to chatters I would otherwise be unkind to sober.

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[2014-04-25 15:35:15] <+Sab> Is it really time to stop?

[2014-04-25 15:35:22] <+djentstar> i don't know why so many react so violently to enometh's chat

[2014-04-25 15:35:24] <pratfall> i’m just gonna suggest again, that everyone mellow out and watch hurtigruten

[2014-04-25 15:35:30] <+djentstar> haven't we learned to resist the religion trolls?

[2014-04-25 15:35:37] <+djentstar> if not, i've got months of material at the ready

[2014-04-25 15:35:45] <exaltator> all I see is a cruise line company

[2014-04-25 15:35:55] <pratfall> exaltator: http://www.nrk.no/hurtigruten/?lang=en

[2014-04-25 15:35:57] <exaltator> they do tours to Scandinavia

[2014-04-25 15:35:59] <+djentstar> and you have to admit that he comes up with creative ways to crap on google, microsoft, et al

[2014-04-25 15:36:10] <@Death_Syn> djentstar: you and dionysus6 should weave religious troll magic together

[2014-04-25 15:36:13] <exaltator> why do they have the name of a tour company?

[2014-04-25 15:36:19] <+Sab> Five letters for ArmyAnt, pratfall.

[2014-04-25 15:36:23] <+djentstar> niggaplease. dionysus can't even carry my fucking troll-bible

[2014-04-25 15:36:24] <+ArmyAnt> lol

[2014-04-25 15:36:25] <pratfall> 135 hours at your disposal

[2014-04-25 15:36:33] <+djentstar> d0rkonysus is neither clever nor smart enough to hang with this

[2014-04-25 15:36:49] <+ArmyAnt> this player Mitch McGary was injured all season, so he wasn't supposed to enter the nba draft

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[2014-04-25 15:37:03] <+ArmyAnt> but he tests positive for marijuana, and now he's like "I have to go pro"

[2014-04-25 15:37:11] <+ArmyAnt> i love how the reaction to testing positive for weed is to go pro

[2014-04-25 15:37:23] <pratfall> Sab, I’m gonna stay like switzerland in all this, ‘cos i’ll quit ircing soon enough like i always do

[2014-04-25 15:37:25] <+djentstar> you get better weed in the nba than at college, it's true

[2014-04-25 15:37:33] <+Sab> Wise.

[2014-04-25 15:37:52] <+Sab> Well played.

[2014-04-25 15:37:56] <exaltator> switzerland must be a great opportunity to become polyglot

[2014-04-25 15:38:07] <exaltator> 4 official languages I thinnk

[2014-04-25 15:38:18] <+djentstar> i downloaded the hobby lobby arguments and i look forward to listening on the way home

[2014-04-25 15:38:37] <exaltator> we only have 2 here

[2014-04-25 15:39:08] <pratfall> haven’t spent much time there, although I’d like to

[2014-04-25 15:39:36] <+ArmyAnt> i have spent about 4 hours of my life in switzerland

[2014-04-25 15:39:47] <exaltator> their french is very clean

[2014-04-25 15:39:52] <@Death_Syn> i've seen .ch on television before

[2014-04-25 15:40:03] <exaltator> there are a couple of differences in numbers

[2014-04-25 15:40:08] <exaltator> Octante

[2014-04-25 15:40:45] <pratfall> it’s usually a short stop for me on the way to either berlin or vienna

[2014-04-25 15:40:53] <+Sab> B-a-n-a-l.

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[2014-04-25 15:41:50] <pratfall> i really like berlin. it’s developed and yet grungy enough that i’d like to live there. i just don’t really care for the german language

[2014-04-25 15:42:07] <exaltator> if you want to know what words mean you should

[2014-04-25 15:42:09] <+Sab> I've never been to germany if you don't count airports.

[2014-04-25 15:42:32] <+Sab> We have a germany chatter, goltrpoat.

[2014-04-25 15:42:44] <pratfall> if i’m speaking german, i’m doing it mainly as a courtesy, not because i want to speak it

[2014-04-25 15:43:04] <exaltator> oh you have wants do you?

[2014-04-25 15:43:09] <blowmeok> what's the fourth official language in Swizerland?

[2014-04-25 15:43:12] <blowmeok> Switzerland

[2014-04-25 15:43:15] <exaltator> romansch

[2014-04-25 15:43:19] <blowmeok> ah

[2014-04-25 15:43:20] <+Sab> How you're just bragging.

[2014-04-25 15:43:27] <+Sab> How/Now.

[2014-04-25 15:43:53] <+djentstar> this pratfall clown is so full of himself he might actually create a self-impressed singularity and take out half of california

[2014-04-25 15:44:03] <+djentstar> a black hole of blowhard

[2014-04-25 15:44:06] <exaltator> that may be a pandorasbox

[2014-04-25 15:44:41] <pratfall> i asked for a clown college recommendation earlier, so that i could be more like you

[2014-04-25 15:44:43] <pratfall> nobody replied

[2014-04-25 15:45:01] <+djentstar> just as compelling as every other iteration of "no u", a.k.a. the pee-wee herman defense, ever uttered in this channel

[2014-04-25 15:45:03] <exaltator> college? I have studied for 50 years

[2014-04-25 15:45:10] <+hurfduh> no u

[2014-04-25 15:45:52] <exaltator> Piqued.

[2014-04-25 15:45:59] *** Emi- was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (idle 1440 min)

[2014-04-25 15:46:04] <+djentstar> ant you think memphis can take down okc?

[2014-04-25 15:46:13] <+djentstar> i'm finally allowing myself to become a little hopeful

[2014-04-25 15:46:21] <+ArmyAnt> i still doubt it

[2014-04-25 15:46:26] <+ArmyAnt> but they seem to have their number more than other teams

[2014-04-25 15:46:39] <+djentstar> and atlanta/indiana. dude. revenge for last year

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[2014-04-25 15:46:45] <+djentstar> that would be so choie

[2014-04-25 15:46:47] <+ArmyAnt> that would surprise me

[2014-04-25 15:46:54] <+djentstar> choie

[2014-04-25 15:46:56] <+djentstar> fucking "c"

[2014-04-25 15:47:08] <pratfall> the nba is for proles.

[2014-04-25 15:47:09] <+ArmyAnt> atlanta is a well constructed team

[2014-04-25 15:47:13] <+ArmyAnt> but they just don't have that much talent

[2014-04-25 15:47:16] <+djentstar> pratfall's identity is known now

[2014-04-25 15:47:28] <+djentstar> he is not impressing anybody, even with his attempt to alter his self-obsessed personality

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[2014-04-25 15:48:13] <exaltator> if someone tries to tell you there is such a thing as a 'possessive adjective', you may consider yourself the victim of a fool

[2014-04-25 15:48:59] <pratfall> realllly. who am i, djentstar. do tell

[2014-04-25 15:49:25] <+djentstar> beaner, guess where i'm going this fall

[2014-04-25 15:49:43] <Sab> To visit your nephew?

[2014-04-25 15:49:50] <+djentstar> no, i am doing that this weekend

[2014-04-25 15:50:00] <Sab> That's where I'm going every chance I get.

[2014-04-25 15:50:07] <+djentstar> to visit my nephew?

[2014-04-25 15:50:16] <Sab> Yes. He's adorable.

[2014-04-25 15:50:20] <+djentstar> he is

[2014-04-25 15:50:25] <+djentstar> he's going to break hearts

[2014-04-25 15:50:45] <Sab> I don't see the allure of th wilderness that you do.

[2014-04-25 15:50:46] <+djentstar> and with my guidance he'll be a legendary cocksman

[2014-04-25 15:50:54] <+djentstar> you should have gone to denali with me

[2014-04-25 15:51:00] <+djentstar> most beautiful land i've ever seen

[2014-04-25 15:51:11] <+djentstar> made the catskills look like a bunch of those dump-hills

[2014-04-25 15:51:14] <Sab> I'm ignoring the cocksanything reerence.

[2014-04-25 15:51:21] <+djentstar> just sayin'

[2014-04-25 15:51:32] <+djentstar> we italians have a reputation to maintain

[2014-04-25 15:52:13] <Sab> I am pretty grumpy about apps and technology.

[2014-04-25 15:52:25] <Sab> Just fucking email.

[2014-04-25 15:52:35] <pratfall> a reputation beyond being mama’s boys?

[2014-04-25 15:53:10] <+djentstar> pratfall seems upset

[2014-04-25 15:53:20] <+djentstar> this further confirms my identification of him as shamed chatter

[2014-04-25 15:53:20] <Sab> But there is a thread on whatsapp (why can't this just be on email I don't get it) on whether we should all get together in January vs June.

[2014-04-25 15:53:54] <+djentstar> isn't it nicer in june

[2014-04-25 15:53:56] <Sab> What is the preoccupation with past chatters. Who cares.

[2014-04-25 15:54:21] <Sab> Well the NY folks would rather get away from winter.

[2014-04-25 15:54:25] <+djentstar> it's not a preoccupation with past chatters. it's pointing out the hilarity of trying to reinvent one's identity after being shamed in the past. as if we're too fucking dumb to notice.

[2014-04-25 15:54:42] <+djentstar> it would be a non-issue here if it didn't happen literally daily

[2014-04-25 15:54:47] <Sab> I don't care enough to notice.

[2014-04-25 15:54:54] <+djentstar> some assclown shows up after years of absence pretending to be "new"

[2014-04-25 15:55:04] <+djentstar> like snowdog, when he returned as "sark"

[2014-04-25 15:55:21] <pratfall> i’m not pretending to be new. and, uh, truly you have me confused with someone else.

[2014-04-25 15:55:27] <pratfall> but thanks

[2014-04-25 15:55:37] <+djentstar> you'll note that snowdog has not asserted that he would sue any ircers for butthurt feelings since he returned

[2014-04-25 15:55:42] <+djentstar> even after he copped to being snowdog

[2014-04-25 15:55:45] <exaltator> you dont know who is past present or future

[2014-04-25 15:55:49] <Sab> I' perectly OK thinking of that guy as leukemia-arsenic-hadaflatinMumbaisohardcore guy.

[2014-04-25 15:55:54] <+djentstar> see, bad behavior can be corrected if the chatter who needs correction is in the right headspace

[2014-04-25 15:55:57] <+arbitrage> that would be so crazy

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[2014-04-25 15:55:59] <+arbitrage> a lawsuit

[2014-04-25 15:56:05] * pratfall shudders

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[2014-04-25 15:56:23] <+djentstar> "efnet vs. jason swanson"

[2014-04-25 15:56:55] <ejl> take 'em to #court

[2014-04-25 15:57:09] <+arbitrage> it's so weird that people can bring charges and lawsuits and waste other peoples' time and the victims don't always get compensated for their trouble

[2014-04-25 15:57:27] <+arbitrage> well especially in a criminal context

[2014-04-25 15:57:38] <+djentstar> that's because cops and prosecutors are above the law

[2014-04-25 15:57:56] <ejl> unless you get blowed up with a terrorist bomb

[2014-04-25 15:57:58] <+djentstar> although apparently so are people with enough money to have time to waste filing frivolous suits

[2014-04-25 15:58:06] <pratfall> the lawyers on either side always win.

[2014-04-25 15:58:09] <ejl> then you're set for life with various charity funds

[2014-04-25 15:58:22] <Sab> Maybe that's because it's what it takes so that good faith complaints are taken seriously.

[2014-04-25 15:58:24] <pratfall> even when the lawyers lose, they win.

[2014-04-25 15:58:24] <+arbitrage> how can it be that the state can bring charges against someone, cost them thousand or millions of dollars plus probably ruin the person's career

[2014-04-25 15:58:28] <ejl> the marathon bombings have raised millions

[2014-04-25 15:58:31] <+arbitrage> the person is supposed to be presumed innocent

[2014-04-25 15:58:43] <+arbitrage> they fail to convict and the person is left to pick up the pieces with no restitution

[2014-04-25 15:58:43] <Sab> Man let's put clueless assholes in charge and see where that gets us.

[2014-04-25 15:58:54] <+djentstar> as if that's not exactly where we are now

[2014-04-25 15:58:55] <+arbitrage> fucking do gooders

[2014-04-25 15:59:03] <+djentstar> with clueless assholes running the whole show

[2014-04-25 15:59:38] <+arbitrage> anyone who would want to be a prosecutor is a low life as far as i can reckon

[2014-04-25 15:59:49] <+arbitrage> a psycho

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[2014-04-25 16:00:47] <+arbitrage> then again after watching that cow / sword video

[2014-04-25 16:01:13] <Sab> Can you think of no scenario where some guy wanted to to do good and ended up a prosecutor.

[2014-04-25 16:01:15] <pratfall> but then you must’ve seen apocalypse now. that couldn’t have been your first sacrificial cow

[2014-04-25 16:01:21] <+arbitrage> i could see going after those chinese people

[2014-04-25 16:01:33] <+arbitrage> doing them with screwdrivers

[2014-04-25 16:01:47] <+arbitrage> no i can't think of such a scenario

[2014-04-25 16:01:50] <pratfall> cow/water buffalo/etc

[2014-04-25 16:01:53] <+arbitrage> not really

[2014-04-25 16:02:12] <+arbitrage> doing good means doing something actively good, not being filled with desire to punish scumbags

[2014-04-25 16:02:27] <Sab> Because in at last california where you can take the bar without even going to law school, the people that end up prosecutors probably are in it for something other than fucking you over.

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[2014-04-25 16:02:42] <+arbitrage> also, i've seen how cops will just lie to someone's face for little or no reason

[2014-04-25 16:02:45] <+arbitrage> to violate their rights

[2014-04-25 16:02:50] <+arbitrage> and smile through it all

[2014-04-25 16:02:50] <FrankEknc> hello

[2014-04-25 16:03:16] <+arbitrage> who ever said it was about fucking me over ?

[2014-04-25 16:03:29] <Sab> You seem to be kind of pissed off. Dunno.

[2014-04-25 16:03:31] <+arbitrage> your imagination is running a little wild

[2014-04-25 16:03:45] <+arbitrage> are you drunk again ?

[2014-04-25 16:03:54] <Sab> That's exactly it.

[2014-04-25 16:03:59] <Sab> I'm drunk again.

[2014-04-25 16:04:01] <+arbitrage> not sure what else it could be chalked up to

[2014-04-25 16:04:09] <+arbitrage> is this an act-as-if session ?

[2014-04-25 16:04:35] <Sab> Nope.

[2014-04-25 16:04:37] <+arbitrage> where you act as if there is some obviousness to whatever you're saying that doesn't require you to actually demonstrate it

[2014-04-25 16:04:44] <+arbitrage> i think it is.

[2014-04-25 16:04:57] <+arbitrage> i also think you're drunk again

[2014-04-25 16:04:58] <+ArmyAnt> we've already been over this with her

[2014-04-25 16:05:10] <+ArmyAnt> she isn't going to own up to it now, she's probably even drunker than an hour ago

[2014-04-25 16:05:20] <+arbitrage> it's her life

[2014-04-25 16:05:28] <Sab> Your conclusion thatanyone who wants to be a prosecutor is a lowlife goes unquestioned because merit.

[2014-04-25 16:05:36] <+arbitrage> if she wants to sit in a pool of urine, that's her prerogative

[2014-04-25 16:05:57] <+arbitrage> you failed to question it in any particular way

[2014-04-25 16:06:12] <+ArmyAnt> i guess nowadays its hard to find jobs in law

[2014-04-25 16:06:25] <+duhwayne> doing good means saving cats, not killing chinese

[2014-04-25 16:06:26] <+ArmyAnt> so maybe some people get into da's offices out of necessity

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[2014-04-25 16:06:38] <+djentstar> my uncle was a cop. i have a unique insight into the mindset of law enforcement. they may go in with certain ideals and intentions but that's not how they come out

[2014-04-25 16:06:48] <+djentstar> at least not after being chewed up and spit out by the ringer that is 30 years of nypd

[2014-04-25 16:06:55] <Sab> My claim required demonstration. That anyone who wants to be a prosecutor is a lowlife.

[2014-04-25 16:06:59] <+fib> who is pratfall

[2014-04-25 16:06:59] <richtrVS1> Wringer

[2014-04-25 16:07:10] <richtrVS1> pratfall is a teller of truth, a soothsayer

[2014-04-25 16:07:10] <+arbitrage> i do think those chinese dudes who tied a bull to a pole and chopped it in half with swords as it ran around the pole in agony in some sort of traditional ceremony should get murdered with screwdrivers

[2014-04-25 16:07:14] <+fib> who is pratfall

[2014-04-25 16:07:28] <richtrVS1> don't you mean "Whom is pratfall"?"?"?"???

[2014-04-25 16:07:28] <+arbitrage> i'm not saying it's a legal pronouncement

[2014-04-25 16:07:49] <+djentstar> oh that's the video you were talking about

[2014-04-25 16:07:52] <+djentstar> i saw something about that

[2014-04-25 16:07:55] <+duhwayne> maybe they should just be educated on why fucking with a bull isnt nice

[2014-04-25 16:08:21] <+djentstar> at least give the bull a chance

[2014-04-25 16:08:22] <+duhwayne> swanson could do some good by moving to china and performing the service

[2014-04-25 16:08:23] <+djentstar> let him run free

[2014-04-25 16:08:27] <+djentstar> like the spanish do

[2014-04-25 16:08:28] <+arbitrage> i've never seen this duhwayne retard say anything more insightful than anyone else could have said based on the first page of text in wikipedia on any subject related to the law or history

[2014-04-25 16:08:30] <+duhwayne> i bet he could catch a few cats there and save them too

[2014-04-25 16:08:41] <+arbitrage> but it screams about how superior it is all day every day

[2014-04-25 16:08:52] <+duhwayne> im just giving you ideas, man

[2014-04-25 16:08:56] <+arbitrage> perhaps 'brays' would be more accurate

[2014-04-25 16:09:01] <+duhwayne> save a bull for humanity

[2014-04-25 16:09:06] <+arbitrage> do you see yourself as a donkey ?

[2014-04-25 16:09:11] <+duhwayne> yes

[2014-04-25 16:09:20] <+arbitrage> that's a step

[2014-04-25 16:09:37] <+duhwayne> when i was a child we would drive past this property on the way to my grandmother's

[2014-04-25 16:09:47] <+duhwayne> and the donkey would always be my favourite part

[2014-04-25 16:10:09] <+arbitrage> all i said was that i can see no evidence that a prosecutor is up to anything positive

[2014-04-25 16:10:21] <+duhwayne> wow, that's some pretty sophisticated legal analysis

[2014-04-25 16:10:27] <+arbitrage> come on, dude

[2014-04-25 16:10:30] <+duhwayne> are you sure you haven't missed your calling

[2014-04-25 16:10:32] <exaltator> I think the best thing swanson could do is be atomized and let entropy deal with the rest.

[2014-04-25 16:10:34] <+arbitrage> when have you ever shared a sophisticated legal analysis ?

[2014-04-25 16:10:34] <+duhwayne> you should go into jurisprudence

[2014-04-25 16:10:41] <+arbitrage> it's never happened

[2014-04-25 16:10:41] <+Winthrop> you have money buy a donkey

[2014-04-25 16:10:50] <Sab> Fuck. dwayne woke up and I'm still not in bed.

[2014-04-25 16:10:55] <Sab> <- bad person.

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[2014-04-25 16:11:01] <+arbitrage> if you're going to accuse me of setting a low standard it would behoove you to actually exceed that standard on occasion

[2014-04-25 16:11:07] <exaltator> there might be something good in there, but none of the matter is.

[2014-04-25 16:11:23] <+duhwayne> arbitrage be totally honest and keep it 508k here... did you just get a few too many traffic tickets, find yourself unable to produce a valid argument in court as to why you shouldnt have to pay them like everyone else, and develop a grudge against 'prosecutors'?

[2014-04-25 16:11:30] <Sab> You know what I love about this channel.

[2014-04-25 16:11:33] <pratfall> hmm?

[2014-04-25 16:11:35] <Sab> All the behoovin.

[2014-04-25 16:11:45] <ejl> Sab do you know the .sg IRCer with the nick Superbug?

[2014-04-25 16:11:51] <exaltator> ungulates have hooves

[2014-04-25 16:12:07] <exaltator> which were used to extract information before the iron age

[2014-04-25 16:12:17] <Sab> ejl I don't know her but the nick is familiar from speaking to her forever ago.

[2014-04-25 16:12:34] <+arbitrage> she hit me up on facebook at some point

[2014-04-25 16:12:36] <exaltator> that is why a metal nail has the same name as a nail on your finger

[2014-04-25 16:12:44] <exaltator> back to latin

[2014-04-25 16:12:52] <+duhwayne> im pretty sure the traffic ticket story hits the nail on the head.

[2014-04-25 16:12:59] <exaltator> ha ha

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[2014-04-25 16:14:00] <+arbitrage> hey guys

[2014-04-25 16:14:06] <+arbitrage> someone is sure of something

[2014-04-25 16:14:15] <+arbitrage> i heard some braying about it

[2014-04-25 16:14:32] <+duhwayne> it's perfectly okay to be perturbed about having to pay your traffic tickets, man

[2014-04-25 16:14:42] <+duhwayne> just sorta weird to develop this insane theory about how prosecutors are evil

[2014-04-25 16:14:56] <+arbitrage> what is it that perturbs you though

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[2014-04-25 16:15:07] <+arbitrage> when you go on and on about murdering me ?

[2014-04-25 16:15:17] <+duhwayne> yeah

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[2014-04-25 16:15:24] <+duhwayne> i developed an unhealthy murder obsession

[2014-04-25 16:15:24] <+arbitrage> u mad, bro ?

[2014-04-25 16:15:36] <pratfall> arb, i imagine you as the sort who gets his power shut off because you forgot to. pay the bill.. not because of money, just neglect

[2014-04-25 16:15:57] <+arbitrage> the best legal mind on #philosophy can only ever counter my comments by calling them insane

[2014-04-25 16:16:11] <+arbitrage> alternated with expressions of despair over wanting me dead

[2014-04-25 16:16:17] <+Winthrop> in the course of human affairs, some people are bad. Thus the need for prosecuters.

[2014-04-25 16:16:18] <+arbitrage> hee haw ?

[2014-04-25 16:16:19] <+duhwayne> what use is there engaging a sworn enemy whose sophisticated argument consists of "fuck prosecutors"

[2014-04-25 16:16:25] <+arbitrage> hee haw ?

[2014-04-25 16:16:37] <+arbitrage> am i right, dude man ?

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[2014-04-25 16:16:51] <+duhwayne> yee haw

[2014-04-25 16:17:18] <+Winthrop> dwayne do you own land?

[2014-04-25 16:17:23] <+duhwayne> arbitrage can you run me through how you're going to stay top bracket and get your tax liability down to 0%

[2014-04-25 16:17:25] <+duhwayne> winthrop - no

[2014-04-25 16:17:39] <+arbitrage> i imagine pratfall as a once-proud chatter who likes to gossip about ancient nicknames but is ashamed to reveal itself

[2014-04-25 16:17:47] <+arbitrage> maybe i'm way off base here

[2014-04-25 16:18:01] <pratfall> nah, it’s just better to start over with a clean slate

[2014-04-25 16:18:15] <+arbitrage> that comment doesn't exactly refute my hypothesis

[2014-04-25 16:18:26] <+duhwayne> dr swanson in the lab

[2014-04-25 16:18:26] <+arbitrage> it more sort of makes it sound right on point

[2014-04-25 16:18:27] <+djentstar> i have it on good authority that heaven isn't too far away, you guys

[2014-04-25 16:18:28] <pratfall> achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it

[2014-04-25 16:18:31] <+duhwayne> crafting hypotheses

[2014-04-25 16:18:34] <+djentstar> you're closer to it every day

[2014-04-25 16:18:37] <+duhwayne> testing them in double blind experiments

[2014-04-25 16:18:55] <+arbitrage> duhwayne must be deeply insecure about his intelligence

[2014-04-25 16:19:05] <+duhwayne> all these little flasks bubbling

[2014-04-25 16:19:09] <+duhwayne> arbitrage looking over them "hrmmmmmmmm"

[2014-04-25 16:19:12] <+arbitrage> dude spends half the time braying about how smart he is, and the other half saying 'haha dude thinks hes smart'

[2014-04-25 16:19:41] <+arbitrage> and the other half calling for people to die because they won't admit they are wrong about some trivia he is actually wrong about himself

[2014-04-25 16:19:56] <+duhwayne> takes out his notebook from his chest pocket, a pen from the other chest pocket - selected carefully for its royal blue ink, from among the 7 others, carefully protected by a plastic sleeve from staining the polyester

[2014-04-25 16:20:06] <+arbitrage> and the other half informing us of shit in the introductory paragraph of a wikipedia entry

[2014-04-25 16:20:12] <+arbitrage> which usually happens right before the braying

[2014-04-25 16:20:14] <+Winthrop> Pride is the ticket that got you in. You stay because you pay with sin. House win.

[2014-04-25 16:20:16] <Sab> I will never have to make my point if I spend my chat energy on everyone's insecurities.

[2014-04-25 16:20:16] <+duhwayne> he writes down "i think pratfall is a shamed chatter. be sure to check against 'what i think'."

[2014-04-25 16:20:21] <Sab> That will make me Right.

[2014-04-25 16:20:27] <+arbitrage> then there's the half where he calls women ugly

[2014-04-25 16:20:36] <+arbitrage> then there's the half where he cries about being too bony to get laid

[2014-04-25 16:20:42] <+arbitrage> have i missed anything, superstar ?

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[2014-04-25 16:20:45] <Sab> Everyone invariably falls for it.

[2014-04-25 16:20:52] <exaltator> I think that the pearl of wisdom from the Republic is "Birds of a feather flock together." If you can find others of that gravity, we are doing well.

[2014-04-25 16:21:00] <Sab> Hi fluttershy, glad you're back.

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[2014-04-25 16:21:15] <+duhwayne> arbitrage i think that is too many halves, but while you are at it you missed my crippling insecurities and my belief in weird superstitions

[2014-04-25 16:22:03] <+arbitrage> Sab is currently bitching about her own act as if chat style

[2014-04-25 16:22:05] <exaltator> we have these tesseracts now with stuff in them

[2014-04-25 16:22:22] <+arbitrage> where someone expresses an opinion and instead of making a point to the contrary she accuses the chatter of having personal problems

[2014-04-25 16:22:30] <exaltator> you can cut in halfs? Ooooh!

[2014-04-25 16:22:33] <+arbitrage> meanwhile the dumb bitch is three sheets to the wind every day

[2014-04-25 16:22:42] <+arbitrage> how's your kid doing, sloshy ?

[2014-04-25 16:22:58] <+arbitrage> drop it lately ?

[2014-04-25 16:23:04] <+arbitrage> w00ps

[2014-04-25 16:23:11] <+Winthrop> arbitrage do you have land ?

[2014-04-25 16:23:17] <pratfall> eric clapton pushed his baby off a ledge and wrote a song about it.

[2014-04-25 16:23:22] <Sab> No one expects me to defend against that nut.

[2014-04-25 16:23:23] <+duhwayne> he needs arable land, so the saved cats can graze

[2014-04-25 16:23:47] <+arbitrage> Sab just wrapped up bitching about people defending themselves by calling others insecure

[2014-04-25 16:23:59] <+arbitrage> then the dumb bitch defends herself by calling someone a nut

[2014-04-25 16:24:00] <+duhwayne> wait. you dont need arabl land for grazing, do you? cats can graze on pretty much any land!

[2014-04-25 16:24:07] <+arbitrage> just how much have you had to drink today, Sab ?

[2014-04-25 16:24:20] <+arbitrage> just ball park that shit

[2014-04-25 16:24:25] <+Winthrop> cats who eat grass usually hork up their lunch

[2014-04-25 16:24:27] <+duhwayne> pretty sure thats not what she said

[2014-04-25 16:24:33] <+duhwayne> why dont you go graze your saved cats, arbitrage

[2014-04-25 16:24:37] <+duhwayne> people dont want to engage with your negativity

[2014-04-25 16:24:42] <Sab> Not as much fucked up as you've been today, friend.

[2014-04-25 16:24:51] <+arbitrage> uh huh.

[2014-04-25 16:24:54] <+djentstar> anyone here listening to some hair metal with synths?

[2014-04-25 16:25:00] <+howto> no

[2014-04-25 16:25:06] <+Winthrop> A donkey is good choice for n animal.

[2014-04-25 16:25:07] <+duhwayne> did somebody say hair metal?!

[2014-04-25 16:25:12] <+duhwayne> that's my favourite type of hair.

[2014-04-25 16:25:24] <pratfall> like, vinnie vincent invasion

[2014-04-25 16:25:47] <+djentstar> i was thinking early cinderella, before they mistook themselves for a blues rock band

[2014-04-25 16:26:14] <pratfall> try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4orXwHdK2Q

[2014-04-25 16:26:33] <+djentstar> heh i remember them

[2014-04-25 16:26:38] <exaltator> universes of flying tesseracts, like little particles of atoms swirling.

[2014-04-25 16:26:53] <+djentstar> i am having this tragicomic 80s flashback day today

[2014-04-25 16:26:55] <Sab> Did you see how they bullied the tranny earlier.

[2014-04-25 16:26:57] <+Winthrop> Where in Australia can you take a donkey to a supermarket to get groceries ?

[2014-04-25 16:27:17] <+duhwayne> winthrop - probably a few places

[2014-04-25 16:27:27] <+Winthrop> rural ?

[2014-04-25 16:27:32] <+duhwayne> mostly those called goondiwindi, or something

[2014-04-25 16:27:35] <pratfall> you gotta hang tough on that video, the best part is at the end

[2014-04-25 16:27:49] <Sab> Do you kids not take offense to bullying trannies.

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[2014-04-25 16:28:15] <lluna> lo thinkers

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[2014-04-25 16:28:27] <+arbitrage> are glam metal guys considered trannies ?

[2014-04-25 16:28:32] <pratfall> i thought it was more of a hypothetical bullying. i didn’t know anyone here was actually a <insert appropriate replacement for “tranny”>

[2014-04-25 16:29:10] <exaltator> I have a good friend who is a tranny who fucks women

[2014-04-25 16:29:10] <Sab> There was nothing hypothetical about this. Perhaps you weren't here. It was disgusting.

[2014-04-25 16:29:18] <+duhwayne> does anyone really care enough about trannies to bully them on a level deeper than reacting by '[gross] *nudges friend* look out for that one*'

[2014-04-25 16:29:20] <exaltator> he gets laid a lot

[2014-04-25 16:29:31] <+arbitrage> i wonder if Sab can ever remember what happens from moment to moment

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[2014-04-25 16:29:50] <exaltator> really have to get away with this mondial stuff

[2014-04-25 16:29:52] <+arbitrage> or is it all just an endless series of glug glug glug

[2014-04-25 16:29:59] <exaltator> from

[2014-04-25 16:30:00] <lluna> arbitrage: in a lazy way half-ass way maybe, but the hair is real.

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[2014-04-25 16:30:13] <lluna> beenz!

[2014-04-25 16:30:16] <+arbitrage> please try to make sense one day lluna

[2014-04-25 16:30:23] <+arbitrage> doesn't have to be today

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[2014-04-25 16:30:34] <+Winthrop> Given the price of gasoline and automobiles, and drunkeness, and the utility of a donkey for gathering firewood, it makes good sense to own one.

[2014-04-25 16:30:37] <+howto> i can still see you

[2014-04-25 16:31:04] <pratfall> Sab, I was here, I was probably oblivious to it. I’m totally Hurtigrutened so I’m okay with that.

[2014-04-25 16:31:09] <lluna> you said "are glam metal guys...", then i said...

[2014-04-25 16:31:12] <pratfall> Nothing is happening, and you’re all missing it.

[2014-04-25 16:31:14] <+duhwayne> exaltator if youre talking about the language... artificial languages dont work

[2014-04-25 16:31:15] <Sab> OK.

[2014-04-25 16:31:21] <+duhwayne> it's like an artificial religion, see akhenaton etc

[2014-04-25 16:31:31] <+duhwayne> similar attempts in india to create artificial religion

[2014-04-25 16:31:32] <+duhwayne> dont work

[2014-04-25 16:31:35] <pratfall> https://www.dropbox.com/s/fv3c9crccc5h2i3/Screenshot%202014-04-25%2013.10.08.png

[2014-04-25 16:31:45] <exaltator> computer programming languages are artifical

[2014-04-25 16:31:54] <exaltator> and you use them every day

[2014-04-25 16:31:59] <+duhwayne> do the people use them?

[2014-04-25 16:32:00] <+Winthrop> The average price in dollars for a good donkey is about $600.

[2014-04-25 16:32:08] <exaltator> you use their fait

[2014-04-25 16:32:21] <+duhwayne> i would put it to you that computer languages are a specialised tool for experts who would meet some definition of 'the elite'

[2014-04-25 16:32:42] <pratfall> who’s the tool, the software, or the expert

[2014-04-25 16:32:48] <exaltator> a person who has educated themselves to use a programming language is an elite?

[2014-04-25 16:32:56] <exaltator> I doubt it

[2014-04-25 16:33:02] <+duhwayne> a language has to be used by the masses. same as a religion. anyway the sense of 'artificial' is here quite vague. is christianity artificial because one guy started it? eh... boundaries blur

[2014-04-25 16:33:09] <exaltator> they are just a person who reads

[2014-04-25 16:33:12] <+Winthrop> assembly language can turn raw processors into products.

[2014-04-25 16:33:16] <+duhwayne> but there must be some 'natural' groundswell, to achieve critical mass

[2014-04-25 16:33:27] <+duhwayne> you cant just force something onto people. even if it is good and fits its purpose.

[2014-04-25 16:33:31] <exaltator> caesar dreamed up the christianity scam

[2014-04-25 16:33:40] <exaltator> I am pretty sure

[2014-04-25 16:33:42] <lluna> a mighty lactose intolerant lactose gluten free deity, that's what we need

[2014-04-25 16:33:50] <+duhwayne> which caesar

[2014-04-25 16:33:53] <lluna> -lactose

[2014-04-25 16:33:56] <exaltator> Oct

[2014-04-25 16:33:59] <+duhwayne> ah k

[2014-04-25 16:34:13] <+duhwayne> not tiberius?

[2014-04-25 16:34:20] <+Winthrop> field programmable gate arrays can harness processors.

[2014-04-25 16:34:30] <exaltator> I am not going to make any arguments, but that is my hunch

[2014-04-25 16:34:38] <+duhwayne> i dont see any evidence for christianity even in tiberius's days, if i recall... first reliable evidence comes in the executions by nero, no?

[2014-04-25 16:34:44] <exaltator> I am going to write about it in Latin

[2014-04-25 16:34:46] <+duhwayne> okay sounds like an interesting hunch

[2014-04-25 16:35:12] <+duhwayne> provide an english translation for me if you do

[2014-04-25 16:35:16] * +Winthrop has got to check old floppies for the Amigas for Warhol art.

[2014-04-25 16:35:19] <+duhwayne> doubt ill know latin by the time you publish it

[2014-04-25 16:35:22] <exaltator> I am going to imagiine I was him and figure out what might be plausible as a theory for a narrative which might be entertaining

[2014-04-25 16:35:47] <exaltator> it is of course of no consequence

[2014-04-25 16:35:47] <+duhwayne> why not write it in english and publish it as fiction. call it Caesar's Dream

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[2014-04-25 16:36:04] <exaltator> no anyone who wants to read what I write has to be literate now.

[2014-04-25 16:36:09] <far> Mater vobis bovem

[2014-04-25 16:36:27] <exaltator> excellent

[2014-04-25 16:36:37] <exaltator> you are right about that one too

[2014-04-25 16:36:56] <+Winthrop> the best writing creates literacy

[2014-04-25 16:37:07] <exaltator> reading creates literacy

[2014-04-25 16:37:12] <exaltator> as hearing creates speech

[2014-04-25 16:37:26] <exaltator> and smell creates taste

[2014-04-25 16:38:13] <exaltator> one who does not read is a slave.

[2014-04-25 16:39:19] <+duhwayne> it could be sort of harsh to call people slaves just becaus ethey havent attained the excellency in language that you have through long study

[2014-04-25 16:39:20] <+duhwayne> but whatever

[2014-04-25 16:39:23] <+Winthrop> a slave only becomes a slave when he can read about the free.

[2014-04-25 16:39:48] <exaltator> you sound like a tyrant Winthrop

[2014-04-25 16:40:34] <exaltator> if a man can say servo I am a slave

[2014-04-25 16:40:41] <exaltator> he knows

[2014-04-25 16:41:12] <pratfall> ontologies created by symbol-using humans takes the form of a soliton, a coherent and connected dynamical pattern of interaction between members of a social occasion.

[2014-04-25 16:41:16] <+Winthrop> computers are well underway destroying knowledge and placing it apart from the unworthy.

[2014-04-25 16:41:28] <exaltator> very superlative, pratfall

[2014-04-25 16:41:35] <exaltator> lots of lovely words!

[2014-04-25 16:42:04] <exaltator> internet destroying knowledge?

[2014-04-25 16:42:08] <pratfall> i was just throwing that in there while looking at the fjords.

[2014-04-25 16:42:17] <+Winthrop> of coures it does

[2014-04-25 16:42:25] <exaltator> it seems to be digitizing everything we ever did

[2014-04-25 16:43:04] <exaltator> remember, wisdom simply means I know

[2014-04-25 16:43:07] <lluna> one who reads to lord over others is slave of his own ego, aka true moron, huburis,

[2014-04-25 16:43:22] <lluna> -u

[2014-04-25 16:43:48] <+duhwayne> what if a man can say pacta sunt servanda

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[2014-04-25 16:44:21] <exaltator> doesnt matter what he can say after servo

[2014-04-25 16:44:31] <exaltator> until he can say non servo

[2014-04-25 16:44:50] <+arbitrage> sometimes it seems like duhwayne lacks the humility appropriate to his station

[2014-04-25 16:44:50] <+duhwayne> pacta sunt non servanda?

[2014-04-25 16:45:13] <+duhwayne> there can be no covenants between lions and men?

[2014-04-25 16:45:25] <+duhwayne> nor can dwaynes and swansons ever be of one mind, but hate each other through and through?

[2014-04-25 16:45:33] <+duhwayne> prate not to me about 508ks, jason swanson

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[2014-04-25 16:45:53] <+ArmyAnt> can you guys stop speaking like morons for a bit?

[2014-04-25 16:45:55] <exaltator> how can a lion talk to a man?

[2014-04-25 16:46:01] <+Winthrop> yes, well knowledge is selectively isolating facts from preexisting structures to block un needed information from overtaxing resources of analysis. The internet sells cubicles in which to do this to those who can afford to defend the thesis at hand.

[2014-04-25 16:47:12] <+arbitrage> why do you keep mentioning that number ?

[2014-04-25 16:47:14] <exaltator> you either get eaten by the lion or you tame him

[2014-04-25 16:47:29] <exaltator> if you can tame a lion, you will have a good friend.

[2014-04-25 16:47:29] <+Winthrop> If

[2014-04-25 16:47:51] <exaltator> how would you tame a lion?

[2014-04-25 16:48:07] <pratfall> tell that to siegfried & roy

[2014-04-25 16:48:20] <exaltator> you think you can tame with a whip?

[2014-04-25 16:48:29] <+Winthrop> your intenet crashes, the sun also rises just like it did in Ceasers days.

[2014-04-25 16:48:37] <exaltator> so I walk

[2014-04-25 16:48:43] <+arbitrage> perhaps duhwayne is angry at the notion that anyone could make more than a court clerk or a teaching assistant

[2014-04-25 16:49:04] <exaltator> funny I was saying that today about how the sun always seems to rise the next day

[2014-04-25 16:49:26] <pratfall> like i said, nothing is happening, and you’re all missing it

[2014-04-25 16:51:31] <+duhwayne> exaltator do you know where the quote is from

[2014-04-25 16:51:38] <+duhwayne> i would expect you do since you are a language lord

[2014-04-25 16:51:45] <+duhwayne> i dont think he was talking about actual lions

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[2014-04-25 16:52:10] <+duhwayne> otherwise the wolves and sheep wouldnt follow in the same vein

[2014-04-25 16:52:16] <exaltator> I have no ability to guess

[2014-04-25 16:52:31] <exaltator> but I dont have that quote

[2014-04-25 16:52:56] <+duhwayne> Achilles glared at him and answered, "Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out an through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall and glut grim Mars with his life's blood.

[2014-04-25 16:53:00] <@NeonJesus> guys

[2014-04-25 16:53:00] <@NeonJesus> hey

[2014-04-25 16:53:01] <@NeonJesus> guys

[2014-04-25 16:53:03] <+duhwayne> to Hector

[2014-04-25 16:53:04] <@NeonJesus> my anus itches.

[2014-04-25 16:53:09] <exaltator> pactoum conventum

[2014-04-25 16:53:16] <exaltator> pactum

[2014-04-25 16:53:29] <exaltator> and I am not a lord of anything.

[2014-04-25 16:54:21] <+Winthrop> A whip tame lion, is always eyeing, the chance to get you back. To dominate, with skills you lack, is going to get you ate.

[2014-04-25 16:54:30] <exaltator> well his parole was a troll

[2014-04-25 16:54:52] <exaltator> a verbal intimidation to avoid battle

[2014-04-25 16:55:06] <+duhwayne> eh?

[2014-04-25 16:55:09] <+duhwayne> it certainly wasnt

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[2014-04-25 16:55:13] <exaltator> if you see me, walk away

[2014-04-25 16:55:24] <+duhwayne> if youre talking about achilles, it certanly was not an intimidation to avoid battle

[2014-04-25 16:55:45] <exaltator> wasnt achilles a god or something?

[2014-04-25 16:55:46] <+duhwayne> because the second he finishes speaking, he hurls his spear

[2014-04-25 16:55:52] <+duhwayne> achilles was son of a god

[2014-04-25 16:55:57] <@NeonJesus> achilles was half god.

[2014-04-25 16:56:01] <@NeonJesus> like hercules

[2014-04-25 16:56:02] <exaltator> oh thats just a bunch of myths

[2014-04-25 16:56:13] <exaltator> knock yourselves out

[2014-04-25 16:56:19] <Sab> Hi NJ.

[2014-04-25 16:56:24] <+Winthrop> a myth is a poofta moth.

[2014-04-25 16:56:25] <+duhwayne> i like the part in republic book 2

[2014-04-25 16:56:36] <+duhwayne> where they are talking about censoring poets

[2014-04-25 16:56:53] <+duhwayne> and they say we should never say achilles is both son of a god and did things like take bribes for returning hector's body

[2014-04-25 16:57:06] <+duhwayne> if he did such a thing he is not son of a god, and if he is son of a god he didnt do it

[2014-04-25 16:57:14] <@NeonJesus> heya sab

[2014-04-25 16:57:20] <exaltator> a moth is a good one

[2014-04-25 16:57:33] <Sab> Just let dwayne tell it, yes?

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[2014-04-25 16:57:46] <leftyfc> Chimpout Forum encourages you to learn about Mayan culture!

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[2014-04-25 16:57:56] <exaltator> well its dinner time here on the Volcano

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[2014-04-25 16:58:18] <@NeonJesus> hey, chimpout got himself a new spam

[2014-04-25 16:58:19] <Sab> That is the funniest troll of all time.

[2014-04-25 16:58:27] <Sab> Man, Mayan culture!

[2014-04-25 16:58:27] <@NeonJesus> thats cute, leftyfc

[2014-04-25 16:58:53] <+duhwayne> i wonder if leftyfc could teach me mayan basketball

[2014-04-25 16:58:56] <AbbasX12> it actually teaches yucatec mayan words

[2014-04-25 16:59:10] <Sab> Are you shit at basketball anyway.

[2014-04-25 16:59:22] <+duhwayne> well sure. but i might be good at the mayan version.

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[2014-04-25 16:59:46] <+duhwayne> especially if i got to use swanson's head.

[2014-04-25 16:59:49] <+duhwayne> boom. perfect timing.

[2014-04-25 16:59:55] <Sab> Ha.

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[2014-04-25 17:00:15] <Sab> So I did this thing.

[2014-04-25 17:00:22] <Sab> I did ten pushups.

[2014-04-25 17:00:27] <+duhwayne> woot

[2014-04-25 17:00:31] <+howto> I like TV.

[2014-04-25 17:00:46] <Sab> I know that's retarded and no one cares but it's a big deal to me.

[2014-04-25 17:01:03] <Sab> I did ten pushups bitch!

[2014-04-25 17:01:35] <Sab> What is the name of that guy in breaking bad.

[2014-04-25 17:01:40] <Sab> Jesse.

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[2014-04-25 17:01:48] <+hurfduh> :-|

[2014-04-25 17:02:14] <Sab> I did ten pushups bitch! the way Jesse says Bitch.

[2014-04-25 17:02:16] <+duhwayne> yeah, jesse

[2014-04-25 17:02:21] <+duhwayne> yo, bitch

[2014-04-25 17:02:23] <+duhwayne> i did ten pushups

[2014-04-25 17:02:28] <Sab> Right.

[2014-04-25 17:02:39] <+duhwayne> i guess i can do about 35 or so now

[2014-04-25 17:02:54] <+dionysus6> Come back when you can do ten pull-ups.

[2014-04-25 17:02:58] <+duhwayne> but im trying to get my form right so truly the number in real good form is now about 20-25 depending on how i feel

[2014-04-25 17:03:01] <Sab> I'm just disgusted how testosterone does that.

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[2014-04-25 17:03:16] <+duhwayne> i can do 4 pullups, then i have to go to girl-mode to get my proper pullup workout

[2014-04-25 17:03:24] <+duhwayne> need more strength for good pullups

[2014-04-25 17:03:27] <Sab> My year-end goal is a pull-up.

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[2014-04-25 17:03:44] <Sab> Yeah look FUCK YOU.

[2014-04-25 17:03:51] <+duhwayne> the best way to get pullup strength would be to do girl-mode pullups then if you have a bar

[2014-04-25 17:03:56] <+duhwayne> put a chair under, etc

[2014-04-25 17:03:56] <Sab> I go like thrice the work you do and can't get there.

[2014-04-25 17:03:59] <+hurfduh> Testosterone enables me to have sex for minutes on end.

[2014-04-25 17:04:07] <+dionysus6> There's no excuse for doing pull-ups without a bar you have to jump real high to get to.

[2014-04-25 17:04:18] <+dionysus6> eg. Feet hanging.

[2014-04-25 17:04:31] <Sab> Man.

[2014-04-25 17:04:34] <+duhwayne> well there is if the bar you bought hangs in a doorway

[2014-04-25 17:04:37] <Sab> Fuck all you fuckers.

[2014-04-25 17:04:38] <+duhwayne> and you cbfd wasting money on gym membership

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[2014-04-25 17:05:05] <+duhwayne> proper discipline means you can do a proper form pull up in a normal doorway. just hang with your knees bent

[2014-04-25 17:05:05] <+dionysus6> Fuck that shit, go to 'any playground' and try it.

[2014-04-25 17:05:13] <+duhwayne> thats a point i guess

[2014-04-25 17:05:22] <+duhwayne> i can run 5 miles in my bedroom, though

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[2014-04-25 17:05:29] <+duhwayne> spartan mode

[2014-04-25 17:05:31] <Sab> I will do a pull up. By year end.

[2014-04-25 17:05:37] <+duhwayne> in fact i should start my workout soon since it is now 7am

[2014-04-25 17:05:58] <Sab> later hon.

[2014-04-25 17:06:06] <+dionysus6> There is no excuse for not running outside. 5 miles in your room on a treadmill is like 1 mile outside in the forest.

[2014-04-25 17:06:09] <+duhwayne> breakfast first

[2014-04-25 17:06:21] <Sab> Seriously?

[2014-04-25 17:06:49] <Sab> I can do 5k on a treadmill but feel every fucking second of 3 miles.

[2014-04-25 17:06:57] <+dionysus6> Yes, because there are hills and you're constantly stepping around rocks and roots etc...

[2014-04-25 17:07:13] <+dionysus6> When you run 2.5 miles away from home, you can't cheat the 2.5 miles back easily.

[2014-04-25 17:07:25] <+fib> 5k is 3 miles, sabeena

[2014-04-25 17:07:25] <Sab> Yeah.

[2014-04-25 17:07:40] <+duhwayne> dionysus you can just walk back or catch a cab but i suppose i take your point

[2014-04-25 17:07:44] <+duhwayne> my area is maaaaaaaaaaad hilly

[2014-04-25 17:07:45] <Sab> fib is like bringing it with rightness.

[2014-04-25 17:07:53] <+duhwayne> i dont even need to go to a forest. my suburb is hill central

[2014-04-25 17:07:55] <+FODUCK> you guys ever tried an electronic cigarette

[2014-04-25 17:08:01] <+FODUCK> it's like taking a trip into the future

[2014-04-25 17:08:08] <Sab> But I was also making a point about treadmill vs road.

[2014-04-25 17:08:09] <+hurfduh> 5k is 3.1 miles WHAT'S UP

[2014-04-25 17:08:38] <+hurfduh> My life partner did a half marathon on the treadmill last weekend.

[2014-04-25 17:08:54] <+duhwayne> did you stand by the roadside

[2014-04-25 17:08:58] <+duhwayne> giving him water

[2014-04-25 17:09:02] <+duhwayne> at intervals

[2014-04-25 17:09:04] <+hurfduh> heee

[2014-04-25 17:09:13] <+dionysus6> You should also not be focused on distance, rather try time. Run for 30 minutes in one direction, then turn around and come back. Rinse and repeat the next day. You go further every day and this is great motivation and an indicator of positive progress that will keep you doing it.

[2014-04-25 17:09:13] <Sab> Are you taking credit for your partner hurfduh.

[2014-04-25 17:09:19] <+hurfduh> Yes, it's all my doing.

[2014-04-25 17:09:23] * +hurfduh is amazing

[2014-04-25 17:09:29] <+duhwayne> i focus on number of songs

[2014-04-25 17:09:31] <+duhwayne> fuck specifics

[2014-04-25 17:09:33] <+duhwayne> just go hard

[2014-04-25 17:09:42] <+hurfduh> Those dongs ain't gonna suck themselves you know.

[2014-04-25 17:09:56] <+ArmyAnt> if I were your weight, dwayne, I could run so far

[2014-04-25 17:10:07] <+duhwayne> then lose weight

[2014-04-25 17:10:17] <Sab> If AA were your weight <so many possibilities>.

[2014-04-25 17:10:22] <+dionysus6> The time / distance thing is great because if you fuck up and sit around panting or fucking around with your iPod you will not gain any distance.

[2014-04-25 17:10:25] <+ArmyAnt> well, there are different advantages to being my weight

[2014-04-25 17:10:35] <Sab> Sorry. Is that reall bitchy.

[2014-04-25 17:10:36] <+ArmyAnt> I'm just dreaming

[2014-04-25 17:10:40] <+FODUCK> ArmyAnt is going to talk about his core now

[2014-04-25 17:10:55] <Sab> His core strength?

[2014-04-25 17:10:58] <+dionysus6> That's what we did in the army.

[2014-04-25 17:10:59] <+ArmyAnt> jesus christ

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[2014-04-25 17:11:03] <+ArmyAnt> the butthurt crew comes out in droves

[2014-04-25 17:11:11] <Sab> Ha.

[2014-04-25 17:11:12] <+ArmyAnt> all I said was if I was 50 lbs lighter, running would actually be easy

[2014-04-25 17:11:22] <Sab> EVERYONE here is butthurt.

[2014-04-25 17:11:31] <+ArmyAnt> Sab, you've been embarassing yourself for hours

[2014-04-25 17:11:35] <Sab> This guy isn't just an asshole.

[2014-04-25 17:11:39] <miserlou> if horses had wings we'd all have pegasuses

[2014-04-25 17:11:40] <+ArmyAnt> try not to trip over your kid tonight

[2014-04-25 17:11:40] <+dionysus6> The army does not allow you to do 'girl-' anything exercises, even if you are a girl, like Dwayne.

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[2014-04-25 17:12:05] <+hurfduh> dwayne also menstruates like a girl.

[2014-04-25 17:12:06] <+duhwayne> breakfast: apple, grapefruit, wholemeal wholegrain toast with peanut butter. water. sparta diet. fuck with me.

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[2014-04-25 17:12:12] <+duhwayne> fuck with me at ur peril. bitches.

[2014-04-25 17:12:29] * +hurfduh come on strong <_O_>

[2014-04-25 17:12:32] <Sab> hurfduh I menstruate like your son.

[2014-04-25 17:12:37] <+duhwayne> bang your shields

[2014-04-25 17:12:37] <miserlou> i dont think they had peanut butter in sparta, duhwayne

[2014-04-25 17:12:44] <+duhwayne> miserlou i bet they did

[2014-04-25 17:12:46] <miserlou> unless george washington carver was a spartan

[2014-04-25 17:12:47] <+dionysus6> Is that what a professional pants-shitter eats for breakfast?

[2014-04-25 17:12:47] <+hurfduh> YEAH(#@*$& uh

[2014-04-25 17:12:49] <miserlou> which, he wasnt.

[2014-04-25 17:13:07] <+duhwayne> i mean just because it was endemic to paraguay

[2014-04-25 17:13:08] <Sab> You'll get there.

[2014-04-25 17:13:10] <+duhwayne> means nothing!

[2014-04-25 17:16:39] <+duhwayne> speak to me about the pros and cons of soy products, experts

[2014-04-25 17:17:38] <+hurfduh> pro: shut up con: shut up

[2014-04-25 17:17:48] <Sab> Something something estrogen.

[2014-04-25 17:17:54] <+duhwayne> hurf goes up, duh goes down

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[2014-04-25 17:18:07] <+dionysus6> Soy products make your testicles shrink.

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[2014-04-25 17:18:50] <Sab> dio finds an explanation.

[2014-04-25 17:18:58] <+duhwayne> tis funny how the FDA approves all this bullshit labelling about how "shitloads of this MAY reduce risk of heart disease"

[2014-04-25 17:19:06] <Sab> Well done kid.

[2014-04-25 17:19:09] <+duhwayne> but when some company comes out with a fucking sweet DNA service that could help you a lot more

[2014-04-25 17:19:15] <+duhwayne> the FDA is like "whoa now. fuck right off. criminals"

[2014-04-25 17:19:29] <+hurfduh> A quart of semen a day may reduce the risk of heartburn.

[2014-04-25 17:19:39] <+duhwayne> ladies? you heard

[2014-04-25 17:19:43] <+duhwayne> line up at the dwayne fountain

[2014-04-25 17:20:01] <+hurfduh> And make sure to gargle for the refreshing tingle.

[2014-04-25 17:20:43] <Sab> So kittens.

[2014-04-25 17:21:00] <Sab> You know I did this thing, I jumped into pharma.

[2014-04-25 17:21:47] <+duhwayne> why

[2014-04-25 17:22:17] <+dionysus6> Waste of time. You'll end up working at a shitty pharmacy trying to push the stores off brand products on to people.

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[2014-04-25 17:22:51] <@voltaire> [Heraklwin] <chatwin> i think i'll go out to the shopping center and walk around the stores saying 'i dont need that shit' to myself

[2014-04-25 17:22:52] <+duhwayne> you mean youre not a recruiter anymore, or youre specialising in recruiting pharma types

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[2014-04-25 17:23:03] <Sab> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10246664_10202814713521031_6271012245254677176_n.jpg

[2014-04-25 17:23:10] <+duhwayne> sigh

[2014-04-25 17:23:10] <+djentstar> anybody here trusting the needle?

[2014-04-25 17:23:15] <+howto> nnnk

[2014-04-25 17:23:29] <+dionysus6> Who are these dumbasses?

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[2014-04-25 17:23:45] <Sab> I'm a recruiter in pharma.

[2014-04-25 17:23:55] <+djentstar> who is that, beaner

[2014-04-25 17:23:56] <+duhwayne> go fuck yourself sab

[2014-04-25 17:24:02] <+djentstar> in the foto

[2014-04-25 17:24:12] <Sab> Fuck.

[2014-04-25 17:24:17] <+djentstar> interesting name

[2014-04-25 17:24:21] <+FODUCK> i feel like ive stepped into the future

[2014-04-25 17:24:26] <+dionysus6> Is that a turd floating in the water behind you Sab?

[2014-04-25 17:24:33] <+djentstar> that is not sabeena

[2014-04-25 17:24:38] <+FODUCK> this e-cigarette is amazing

[2014-04-25 17:24:50] <+djentstar> not unless it was 20 or more years ago

[2014-04-25 17:24:57] <+dionysus6> Why would you put your child in a third world country's water? Are you trying to kill him with bacterial infections?

[2014-04-25 17:25:16] <+djentstar> d0ng0nysus is trying too hard again

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[2014-04-25 17:28:31] <+hurfduh> INFO DROP

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[2014-04-25 17:30:09] <+duhwayne> is this place a real computer?

[2014-04-25 17:31:09] <+djentstar> i am comparing known photos of sabeena to that photo. there is a resemblance but i am pretty sure it's not her. probably a family member.

[2014-04-25 17:31:09] <+richtroye> define 'real'

[2014-04-25 17:31:38] <+duhwayne> richtroye i mean the true computer

[2014-04-25 17:31:56] <+richtroye> define 'true'

[2014-04-25 17:32:01] <+duhwayne> well, the original computer

[2014-04-25 17:32:15] <+richtroye> ...

[2014-04-25 17:32:32] <+duhwayne> First Principles of Computer

[2014-04-25 17:32:37] <+duhwayne> i mean, the punch card computer?

[2014-04-25 17:32:40] <+duhwayne> no not that one

[2014-04-25 17:32:59] <+duhwayne> computers must have existed even before richtroye joined IBM in 1763

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[2014-04-25 17:34:05] <+djentstar> i remain unconvinced that richtard ever worked in technology

[2014-04-25 17:34:17] <+djentstar> too many things he's said belie a gross misunderstanding of computing

[2014-04-25 17:34:29] <+djentstar> to wit: ddos-proof irc clients. simple ignorance of the osi model

[2014-04-25 17:35:09] <+djentstar> pretty sure he's just another mouthy wannabe. probably spent the 70s cleaning sperm off bathhouse walls. like a disco version of xartet.

[2014-04-25 17:35:10] <+math_> FODUCK what brand

[2014-04-25 17:35:49] <+FODUCK> eGo

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[2014-04-25 17:38:43] <+richtroye> djentstar, You don't yet grasp distributed denial of service and its many many forms, but it is not my job to train you.

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[2014-04-25 17:43:24] <+math_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvwK-3cQ6gE i miss Off the Air :(

[2014-04-25 17:43:33] <+FODUCK> i heard richtroye went to jail for drinking too much blush wine and getting tangled up in a rumble at the piano bar

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[2014-04-25 17:46:51] <+Heraklwin> http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/the-mark-scientist-claims-human-microchip-implants-will-become-not-optional_04242014

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[2014-04-25 17:50:07] <+math_> loller what r u doing here

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[2014-04-25 17:50:22] <+math_> nvm

[2014-04-25 17:51:10] <+Heraklwin> http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/24/another-university-stops-students-from-handing-out-constitution/

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[2014-04-25 17:52:42] <FOSS_Fund> Chimpout Forum encourages you to learn about Mayan culture!

[2014-04-25 17:52:44] <FOSS_Fund> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1CCdwTW0yA

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[2014-04-25 17:53:14] <+FODUCK> hello FOSS_Fund

[2014-04-25 17:53:19] <+FODUCK> how are you today

[2014-04-25 17:53:24] <FOSS_Fund> great

[2014-04-25 17:56:53] <+duhwayne> hey guys is there an answer you havent found

[2014-04-25 17:56:58] <+duhwayne> but will you keep dancing until u do?

[2014-04-25 18:00:25] <+djentstar> i myself am a negro

[2014-04-25 18:00:31] <+djentstar> who likes to violate the buttholes of racist mexicans

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[2014-04-25 18:00:49] <+djentstar> perhaps fittingly, n00b682 here is half-mexican

[2014-04-25 18:00:55] <+djentstar> and at least half-racist'

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[2014-04-25 18:01:09] <einhvers> who's n0b682?

[2014-04-25 18:01:12] <einhvers> +o

[2014-04-25 18:01:14] * +djentstar stare

[2014-04-25 18:01:26] <einhvers> 1/4

[2014-04-25 18:01:27] <einhvers> btw

[2014-04-25 18:01:32] <+djentstar> oh

[2014-04-25 18:01:37] <+djentstar> well that's hardly mexican at all

[2014-04-25 18:01:55] <einhvers> yeah, except that that 1/4 of my family is the loudest part

[2014-04-25 18:02:15] <einhvers> too many telenovelas

[2014-04-25 18:02:23] <einhvers> so it kind of evens out

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[2014-04-25 18:02:38] * einhvers swig

[2014-04-25 18:02:50] <+djentstar> speaking of which, i think it's about time to go home and watch some bad tv

[2014-04-25 18:02:54] <+Heraklwin> http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/25/middle-school-teacher-accused-of-giving-lap-dance-to-student-in-front-of-class/

[2014-04-25 18:03:03] <einhvers> bad tv ftw

[2014-04-25 18:03:59] <Sab> Pet shop boys.

[2014-04-25 18:04:27] <einhvers> i LOVE the Pet Shop Boys

[2014-04-25 18:05:01] <Sab> I love where we're going.

[2014-04-25 18:05:17] <+Heraklwin> are you like still living in like the 1980s or something

[2014-04-25 18:05:24] <einhvers> where are we going

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[2014-04-25 18:05:40] <vp> is this a bill nye quote?

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[2014-04-25 18:06:14] <einhvers> i will not stoop so low as to address your ignorance, Heraklwin

[2014-04-25 18:06:58] <+Heraklwin> heh

[2014-04-25 18:07:02] <+Heraklwin> lol even

[2014-04-25 18:07:57] <einhvers> i guess i'll watch "The Shining" and sniff some incense

[2014-04-25 18:08:35] <einhvers> i remember laertes talking about having a crush on Shelly Winters

[2014-04-25 18:08:51] <+Heraklwin> shelley winters was a beauty queen when she was young

[2014-04-25 18:09:02] <einhvers> i'm still trying to figure out what that's about

[2014-04-25 18:09:27] <einhvers> i mea Shelley Duvall

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[2014-04-25 18:10:02] <+Heraklwin> hahahahaha

[2014-04-25 18:10:05] <+howto> Stupid silent glue boy.

[2014-04-25 18:10:06] <einhvers> aka Olive Oil

[2014-04-25 18:10:20] <+Heraklwin> hahahahaha

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[2014-04-25 18:11:46] <+Heraklwin> i believe her name was Olive Oyl

[2014-04-25 18:11:48] <+Heraklwin> btw

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[2014-04-25 18:13:22] <@raphidae> yes

[2014-04-25 18:13:22] <@raphidae> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> ____

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> .---. `\ I'M UGLY BUT

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> /o o \ | I SWALLOW

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> | .' /_

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> c ( /</

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> `.~_ `-'

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> __\ \___

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> /(( ` ` ))\

[2014-04-25 18:14:13] <@raphidae> `======`

[2014-04-25 18:14:15] <+lione> Holy fucknuts. Moved into my summer apartment today, 500/month, internet and utilities included, I do speedtest and http://www.speedtest.net/result/3462328980.png

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+darwin_> hi

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+duhwayne> 8:08] <+Heraklwin> shelley winters was a beauty queen when she was young

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+duhwayne> [08:09] <einhvers> i'm still trying to figure out what that's about

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+duhwayne> [08:09] <einhvers> i mea Shelley Duvall

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+duhwayne> [08:09] * FOSS_Fund (~FOSS_Fund@200.79.255.125) Quit (Connection closed)

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+duhwayne> [08:10] <+Heraklwin> hahahahaha

[2014-04-25 18:14:33] <+lione> Very happy.

[2014-04-25 18:14:34] <+duhwayne> [08:10] <+howto> Stupid silent glue boy.

[2014-04-25 18:14:34] <+duhwayne> [08:10] <einhvers> aka Olive Oil

[2014-04-25 18:14:35] <+duhwayne> [08:10] <+Heraklwin> hahahahaha

[2014-04-25 18:14:35] <+duhwayne> [08:11] * +richtest1 (~rbh00@adsl-70-231-132-141.dsl.snfc21.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)

[2014-04-25 18:14:36] <+duhwayne> [08:11] <+Heraklwin> i believe her name was Olive Oyl

[2014-04-25 18:14:36] <+duhwayne> [08:11] <+Heraklwin> btw

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[2014-04-25 18:14:37] <+duhwayne> [08:13] <@raphidae> yes

[2014-04-25 18:14:38] <+duhwayne> [08:13] <@raphidae> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl

[2014-04-25 18:14:38] <+duhwayne> [08:14] <@raphidae> ____

[2014-04-25 18:14:39] <+duhwayne> [08:14] <@raphidae> .---. `\ I'M UGLY BUT

[2014-04-25 18:14:39] <+duhwayne> [08:14] <@raphidae> /o o \ | I SWALLOW

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[2014-04-25 18:14:49] <vp> lione: ...wtf how are you that lucky?

[2014-04-25 18:14:49] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:50] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:50] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:51] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:51] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:51] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:51] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:52] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:52] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:52] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:53] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

[2014-04-25 18:14:53] <duhwayne> HI RAPHIDAE

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[2014-04-25 18:14:55] <einhvers> !kick duhwayne

[2014-04-25 18:14:57] * +howto is blown away by force of duhwsayne'sd statement

[2014-04-25 18:15:00] <+howto> grrr -s -d

[2014-04-25 18:15:01] <+lione> vp, no clue. I'm so happy though.

[2014-04-25 18:15:17] <einhvers> this seems like a bad time to be chatting

[2014-04-25 18:15:30] <vp> I've never had internet that fast not even at college I don't think xD

[2014-04-25 18:15:30] <+lione> Like, fucking hell, that's 18 MB/s down and 9MB up

[2014-04-25 18:15:36] <@raphidae> lione: what speedtest is that? I never looked very hard, but most are 100mbit masx

[2014-04-25 18:15:38] <@raphidae> *max

[2014-04-25 18:15:39] <einhvers> you're all weird

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[2014-04-25 18:15:49] <+lione> speedtest.net, Ookla

[2014-04-25 18:16:05] <@raphidae> speedtest.net goes >100mbit now?

[2014-04-25 18:16:09] <@raphidae> hmm

[2014-04-25 18:16:12] <+lione> I guess.

[2014-04-25 18:16:57] <+Heraklwin> einhvers i defy you to suggest when is a good time to be chatting

[2014-04-25 18:17:03] <+Heraklwin> oh she left

[2014-04-25 18:17:07] <+Heraklwin> maybe thats a good idea

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[2014-04-25 18:21:52] <+lione> Well fuck me. I got 39 in my Math 104 class :\

[2014-04-25 18:21:57] <+lione> Guess I'll have to take it again.

[2014-04-25 18:22:25] <AbbasX12> 39

[2014-04-25 18:22:32] <AbbasX12> you missed a lot of classes?

[2014-04-25 18:22:47] <vp> whats math 104?

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[2014-04-25 18:23:10] <+lione> Naw, it's just I did pretty shitty on the assignments, then the final was worth 70% of the total mark and I couldn't remember how to do area under a curve.

[2014-04-25 18:23:16] <+lione> Math 104 is Calc

[2014-04-25 18:23:23] <+lione> I've always been bad at math >.<

[2014-04-25 18:24:16] <vp> I've had to take a lot of math, but I failed / dropped calc a few times xD before I finally got the train going..aka I got a professor who wasn't a total asshat and could actually teach then I actually got like an A or something xD

[2014-04-25 18:24:24] <+lione> And I managed to pass CS! Got a 50 :P

[2014-04-25 18:24:52] <+lione> That I'm not too concerned about because I didn't do like 14% worth of assignments, and only got a 68 on the midterm.

[2014-04-25 18:24:53] <vp> pass is pass yay

[2014-04-25 18:25:32] <+lione> Got 75 in Env Research Methods AKA Stats, and a 76 in my History and Film class.

[2014-04-25 18:25:34] <@NeonJesus> oh. hey. its this place.

[2014-04-25 18:25:57] <+lione> And I got a 66 or so in my Remote sensing.

[2014-04-25 18:26:26] <vp> such diversity of classes lol

[2014-04-25 18:26:53] <+lione> I'm in Geomatics, it's mainly GIS/Geography courses, with a stream running to get a minor in CS.

[2014-04-25 18:27:17] <+lione> In America apparantly I'm in Geospatial Engineering :P

[2014-04-25 18:27:41] <vp> ah okay

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[2014-04-25 18:30:57] <+lione> My go to test to check how fast I actually can download is to download something from emuparadise since they don't throttle their upload any :P

[2014-04-25 18:31:13] <+lione> And it looks like I'm downloading around 14 MB/sec, with bursts up to 18

[2014-04-25 18:31:53] <vp> geeze I recently got 15Mbit....sigh q.q I hate living in the middle of nowhere sometimes

[2014-04-25 18:32:18] <vp> I had 3Mbit before that, and I can only get like 1Mbit up xD

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[2014-04-25 18:33:00] <vp> I do speedtests on my VPS just so I can feel like I have fast internet xD

[2014-04-25 18:33:59] <+lione> :P

[2014-04-25 18:34:17] <+lione> Reminds me that I need to add another month to my seedbox

[2014-04-25 18:36:29] <vp> hmm I haven't installed rtorrent on this VPS, idk if they'd give me shit for it or not, but its a tiny hard drive anyways and I haven't torrented in awhile, cause well my internet so slow even if I got from seedbox, so crunchroll and or netflix has been pretty decent

[2014-04-25 18:36:52] <vp> *crunchyroll

[2014-04-25 18:37:16] <far> you dont care about the community vp

[2014-04-25 18:37:54] <vp> thats not really true

[2014-04-25 18:38:02] <far> sorry im being unfair

[2014-04-25 18:38:07] <far> but we call could do more

[2014-04-25 18:38:31] <vp> I don't really have the money to do such, sure its free but it actually costs more, constantly buying hard drives, would need faster internet, a seed box etc

[2014-04-25 18:39:21] <pratfall> okay, whew. the brisket is in.

[2014-04-25 18:40:18] <vp> and in someways it helps the community cause it keeps stuff coming from the top level ;p that and when I did torrent I did maintain good ratios

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[2014-04-25 18:40:40] <@voltaire> [duhwayne] Aspartame is a safe and time-proven artificial sweetener.

[2014-04-25 18:40:46] <@raphidae> lion: ah it does >100mbit indeed, that's new I think

[2014-04-25 18:40:49] <@raphidae> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3462364434

[2014-04-25 18:41:01] <@raphidae> but its not very accurate >100mbit, that's a 1G/1G local loop

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[2014-04-25 18:41:44] <vp> raphidae: can pick a server farther away to test against to get a more realistic value

[2014-04-25 18:41:47] <pratfall> does speedtest compensate for the bursting yet

[2014-04-25 18:42:06] <vp> sorta...it runs for a bit to find a stable value

[2014-04-25 18:42:31] <vp> like it doesn't take the peak value it takes whatever value it levels out to

[2014-04-25 18:43:11] <vp> but with some providers who give you a lot faster speed for like a set value of data every connection then yeah it'd be hard I'd imagine

[2014-04-25 18:43:14] <pratfall> i wonder how they cover the cost of that.

[2014-04-25 18:43:42] <vp> well different providers offer test servers, they get advertising that way

[2014-04-25 18:43:53] <vp> you can host one yourself if you want xD

[2014-04-25 18:44:29] <pratfall> well i’ve done loads of mirrors over the years for open-source but, not in the way that a speed testing server gets slammed

[2014-04-25 18:45:05] <vp> yeah its kinda like how is this helping people...mmm tons of pointless test files sent

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[2014-04-25 18:45:42] <pratfall> hong kong and singapore have the best internet in the world, apparently

[2014-04-25 18:45:49] <vp> some VPS providers have their own test, like digital ocean you can grab a 1GB file from one of their servers

[2014-04-25 18:45:51] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v Winthrop

[2014-04-25 18:46:20] <+Winthrop> The Singapore net is lashed together.

[2014-04-25 18:46:23] <ejl> for speed?

[2014-04-25 18:46:27] <vp> geeze I think it was a few years ago in Japan for lik $35USD/month you could get 2Gb/s down, 1Gb/s up or something like that

[2014-04-25 18:46:32] <vp> *like

[2014-04-25 18:47:08] <blowmeok_> nice

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[2014-04-25 18:47:25] <blowmeok_> u can get 1 gbit/s here but it's like 100 USD still

[2014-04-25 18:48:03] <+Winthrop> PEOPLE OF THE WORLD KEEP YOR PHONE CLOSE. The destructor will remove any human found without a phone !

[2014-04-25 18:48:07] <pratfall> Hong Kong has an average peak speed of 65.4 Mbps

[2014-04-25 18:48:16] <vp> not many places in the USA that you can get 1gbit and yeah its really expensive in the places you can, often well over $400/mo

[2014-04-25 18:48:42] <vp> unless its at a data center or something then its like almost free xD

[2014-04-25 18:49:10] <pratfall> These rankings are based on Akamai’s data

[2014-04-25 18:49:13] <ejl> how much is 1Gbps from cogent at a data center?

[2014-04-25 18:50:40] <vp> I have no idea, I was thinking more like shared providers like digital ocean, linode etc, god linode I think is doing 40Gbit down but only like 1 or 2Gbit up

[2014-04-25 18:51:15] <@raphidae> vp: sure, but realistically I get close too 900mbit/sec as long as the pipes are all ok

[2014-04-25 18:51:15] <+duhwayne> dronie selfies? http://vimeo.com/channels/dronies/videos

[2014-04-25 18:51:19] <vp> although no idea what its like outside of their facility like how much aggregated peering they have etc

[2014-04-25 18:51:22] <@raphidae> its just speedtest that's really slow

[2014-04-25 18:51:30] <+duhwayne> is this a speedtest raphidae?

[2014-04-25 18:51:31] <+duhwayne> is this a speedtest raphidae?

[2014-04-25 18:51:31] <+duhwayne> is this a speedtest raphidae?

[2014-04-25 18:51:35] <vp> ah

[2014-04-25 18:52:09] <@raphidae> I would run one from our suite, but I don't have anything with a gui there, and I don't think speedtest does text-based linx or smgh

[2014-04-25 18:52:18] <+duhwayne> anyone here come online from their employer or a cool shell, and be all like yo i got dat fast intanet

[2014-04-25 18:52:28] <+duhwayne> and paste actual ascii art

[2014-04-25 18:52:32] <+duhwayne> like that's a thing

[2014-04-25 18:52:45] <+duhwayne> mmm?

[2014-04-25 18:52:53] <+duhwayne> are you the coolest guy here, raphidae

[2014-04-25 18:53:15] <+duhwayne> ah, thought so

[2014-04-25 18:53:22] <vp> raphidae: can do a wget on http://speedtest-ny1.digitalocean.com/100mb.test only 100MB though

[2014-04-25 18:53:39] <+darwin_> when I came to America, I tricked people, using slang, saying 'do you have a willy?'

[2014-04-25 18:53:48] <@raphidae> that would need to go through a transatlantic cable though

[2014-04-25 18:54:07] <vp> ah then http://speedtest-ams2.digitalocean.com/100mb.test

[2014-04-25 18:54:11] <vp> is in Amsterdam

[2014-04-25 18:54:23] <ejl> speed to america is all that counts

[2014-04-25 18:54:36] <ejl> who cares how fast you can download malware from .ru?

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[2014-04-25 18:54:44] <@voltaire> [pd-] <+pd> I hope Winter's Majesty is all upon you like a shower of semen from an anonymous host of rippled white men.

[2014-04-25 18:54:46] <+darwin_> strangely, all the West coast American guys knew what a willy was, even though I had never heard the term in the South

[2014-04-25 18:54:47] <@raphidae> fetch http://wac.anycast.mediamonks.net/1gb.bin

[2014-04-25 18:54:58] <@raphidae> that's anycasted around the world, so should be ok from everywehre

[2014-04-25 18:55:03] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v pd-

[2014-04-25 18:55:14] <vp> ah

[2014-04-25 18:56:41] <pratfall> t minus 7 hours 30 minutes to brisket heaven

[2014-04-25 18:56:43] <+duhwayne> can we talk more about our internet dicks

[2014-04-25 18:56:49] <+duhwayne> hey guys i can download porn in 3 picoseconds

[2014-04-25 18:56:57] <+duhwayne> makes me better at pasting retarded ascii

[2014-04-25 18:57:02] <ejl> what do you pay in australia?

[2014-04-25 18:57:06] <vp> its called epeen lol

[2014-04-25 18:57:11] <+duhwayne> i pay fuck you cents a week

[2014-04-25 18:57:16] <ejl> some insane price + bandwidth caps

[2014-04-25 18:57:17] <+duhwayne> let's run raphidae out of town

[2014-04-25 18:57:23] <ejl> transfer caps

[2014-04-25 18:57:24] <+duhwayne> the luxurious overord

[2014-04-25 18:57:45] <+duhwayne> decadence shall be punished by stout barbarians

[2014-04-25 18:57:48] <+duhwayne> .

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[2014-04-25 18:59:25] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v zuck

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[2014-04-25 18:59:34] <+zuck> who forgot to give cliven bundy the memo about stuff you are allowed to think but not say for the gop

[2014-04-25 19:00:02] <@NeonJesus> well.

[2014-04-25 19:00:02] <pratfall> dwayne’s new record will be called Tears On My Dong, and it’ll be a double album, because well, double albums are generally uncool, like dwayne/

[2014-04-25 19:00:08] <@NeonJesus> everything he said is in line with the GOP

[2014-04-25 19:00:15] <@NeonJesus> aside from the slavery.

[2014-04-25 19:00:23] <@raphidae> heh

[2014-04-25 19:00:33] <@raphidae> --2014-04-26 00:55:26-- http://wac.anycast.mediamonks.net/1gb.bin

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> Resolving wac.anycast.mediamonks.net (wac.anycast.mediamonks.net)... 93.184.220.20

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> Connecting to wac.anycast.mediamonks.net (wac.anycast.mediamonks.net)|93.184.220.20|:80... connected.

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> Length: 1048576000 (1000M) [application/octet-stream]

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> Saving to: `1gb.bin'

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> 100%[==================================================================>] 1,048,576,000 1322.3M/s in 1s

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@raphidae> 2014-04-26 00:55:27 (41.6 MB/s) - `1gb.bin' saved [1048576000/1048576000]

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <+duhwayne> generally dwaynes arent cool

[2014-04-25 19:00:34] <@NeonJesus> thats just the thought process behind the anti-welfare anti-choice shit.

[2014-04-25 19:00:40] <+duhwayne> oh shut the fuck up raphidae

[2014-04-25 19:00:42] <@raphidae> I should put up a 100g file I guess

[2014-04-25 19:00:43] <+duhwayne> just wow

[2014-04-25 19:00:45] <+zuck> yeah the the word nigger

[2014-04-25 19:00:47] <+duhwayne> how does this dog fuck get away with his shit

[2014-04-25 19:00:49] <+duhwayne> [08:55] <@raphidae> that's anycasted around the world, so should be ok from everywehre

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:55] * voltaire sets mode: +v pd-

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:55] <vp> ah

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:56] <pratfall> t minus 7 hours 30 minutes to brisket heaven

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:56] <+duhwayne> can we talk more about our internet dicks

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:56] <+duhwayne> hey guys i can download porn in 3 picoseconds

[2014-04-25 19:00:50] <+duhwayne> [08:57] <+duhwayne> makes me better at pasting retarded ascii

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[2014-04-25 19:00:52] <+zuck> !kick raphidae

[2014-04-25 19:00:53] <+math_> wo

[2014-04-25 19:00:57] <+math_> all this flood ya'll

[2014-04-25 19:01:02] <+zuck> whats all this flooding

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[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:55] <@raphidae> that's anycasted around the world, so should be ok from everywehre

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:55] * voltaire sets mode: +v pd-

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:55] <vp> ah

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:56] <pratfall> t minus 7 hours 30 minutes to brisket heaven

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:56] <+duhwayne> can we talk more about our internet dicks

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:56] <+duhwayne> hey guys i can download porn in 3 picoseconds

[2014-04-25 19:01:14] <dwayne> [08:57] <+duhwayne> makes me better at pasting retarded ascii

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[2014-04-25 19:01:18] <@NeonJesus> this is raph announcing he can handle all the ddos in the WORLD.

[2014-04-25 19:01:20] *** zuck was kicked from #philosophy by raphidae (reason: I'll oblige [1300])

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[2014-04-25 19:01:29] <dwayne> hrm?

[2014-04-25 19:01:31] <dwayne> faggot?

[2014-04-25 19:01:33] <+math_> raph im jelly

[2014-04-25 19:01:33] <dwayne> gonna flood more?

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[2014-04-25 19:01:38] <dwayne> [09:01] <dwayne> [08:57] <+duhwayne> decadence shall be punished by stout barbarians

[2014-04-25 19:01:38] <dwayne> [09:01] <dwayne> [08:57] <+duhwayne> .

[2014-04-25 19:01:38] <dwayne> [09:01] <dwayne> [08:59] * zuck (~zuckling@S0106602ad0744b70.ca.shawcable.net) has joined #philosophy

[2014-04-25 19:01:38] <dwayne> [09:01] <dwayne> [08:59] * voltaire sets mode: +v zuck

[2014-04-25 19:01:38] <dwayne> [09:01] <dwayne> [08:59] * Sab (~sabeena@66.55.141.100) Quit (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)

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[2014-04-25 19:01:40] <zuck> was that really necessary

[2014-04-25 19:01:43] <vp> damn raphidae .... what do you host? xD

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[2014-04-25 19:01:49] <+math_> dwayne pls :(

[2014-04-25 19:01:52] <dwayne> no

[2014-04-25 19:01:53] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +vv zuck dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:01:55] <+dwayne> fuck this op faggot

[2014-04-25 19:01:58] <+dwayne> we cant flood? but he can?

[2014-04-25 19:01:59] <+dwayne> choke

[2014-04-25 19:01:59] <@raphidae> a lot of stuff

[2014-04-25 19:02:07] <+dwayne> choke until you die, you opped faggot

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[2014-04-25 19:02:27] <dwayne> CHOKE. UNTIL.

[2014-04-25 19:02:28] <dwayne> YOU.

[2014-04-25 19:02:28] <dwayne> DIE.

[2014-04-25 19:02:31] <dwayne> CHOKE. UNTIL.

[2014-04-25 19:02:31] <@raphidae> you take irc way to serious

[2014-04-25 19:02:32] <dwayne> YOU.

[2014-04-25 19:02:33] *** dwayne was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (( smArt ) - You are flooding, please stop it!)

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[2014-04-25 19:02:38] <dwayne> DIE.

[2014-04-25 19:02:41] <+pd-> Don't Kill Dwayne. He's my hardbro.

[2014-04-25 19:02:42] <@raphidae> no

[2014-04-25 19:02:43] <dwayne> KKKK????

[2014-04-25 19:02:47] <dwayne> DONT FUCKING TALK IN HERE THEN

[2014-04-25 19:02:48] <+zuck> i guess there is stuff

[2014-04-25 19:02:48] <dwayne> DICK HEAD

[2014-04-25 19:02:50] <+math_> raphidae how can you withstand the ddos

[2014-04-25 19:02:54] <dwayne> FUCK WIT THINKS HE CAN COME IN HERE

[2014-04-25 19:02:57] <dwayne> AND JUST FLOUT RULES

[2014-04-25 19:02:59] <@raphidae> fat pipt

[2014-04-25 19:03:00] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:03:00] <+dwayne> BECAUSE HE IS SOME IRC OP?

[2014-04-25 19:03:03] <+dwayne> CHOKE, DIP SHIT

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[2014-04-25 19:03:07] <+math_> everytime anyone throws packets my way my internet shits the bed

[2014-04-25 19:03:12] <@NeonJesus> hahahaahahahahaahahahahaha

[2014-04-25 19:03:13] <@NeonJesus> oh shit

[2014-04-25 19:03:17] <@NeonJesus> i think i'm crying a little bit

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[2014-04-25 19:03:22] <@raphidae> we have 45gbit aggregate now and soon 2x50

[2014-04-25 19:03:23] <dwayne> 2] * Now talking in #philosophy

[2014-04-25 19:03:23] <dwayne> [09:02] * Topic is 'GOLDEN.'

[2014-04-25 19:03:24] <dwayne> [09:02] * Set by dionysus6!~chatzilla@2607:f388:e:0:e0d0:ee36:8990:9fcb on Sat Apr 26 07:29:40

[2014-04-25 19:03:24] <dwayne> [09:02] <dwayne> DIE.

[2014-04-25 19:03:24] <dwayne> [09:02] <+pd-> Don't Kill Dwayne. He's my hardbro.

[2014-04-25 19:03:24] <dwayne> [09:02] <@raphidae> no

[2014-04-25 19:03:24] <dwayne> [09:02] <dwayne> KKKK????

[2014-04-25 19:03:25] <dwayne> [09:02] <dwayne> DONT FUCKING TALK IN HERE THEN

[2014-04-25 19:03:25] <dwayne> [09:02] <dwayne> DICK HEAD

[2014-04-25 19:03:26] <dwayne> [09:02] <+zuck> i guess there is stuff

[2014-04-25 19:03:26] <dwayne> [09:02] <+math_> raphidae how can you withstand the ddos

[2014-04-25 19:03:26] <@raphidae> err 2x40

[2014-04-25 19:03:26] *** dwayne was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (( smArt ) - Ok, continue flooding out of #philosophy!)

[2014-04-25 19:03:27] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*dwayne@60-*.static.tpgi.com.au

[2014-04-25 19:03:47] * @NeonJesus ships raphidae a server for racking.

[2014-04-25 19:03:48] <+math_> rip in peace dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:03:49] <@raphidae> oh, I just called gline

[2014-04-25 19:03:57] <+pd-> Let's calm down. Let's find our centers.

[2014-04-25 19:04:00] <+djentstar> sigh

[2014-04-25 19:04:11] <+djentstar> neonjesus has clearly ratcheted up the Dumb by employing a shittard ircop from mzima

[2014-04-25 19:04:15] <+pd-> Hey NJ, I think it's probably a semi-bad idea ot have pterosaur protected.

[2014-04-25 19:04:16] <+zuck> let the flood flow through you, and watch as it passes

[2014-04-25 19:04:17] <+pd-> He's kind of pedo.

[2014-04-25 19:04:23] <@raphidae> I'm happy to not flood if it's that much of an annoyance, but dying, not so much ;)

[2014-04-25 19:04:28] <+djentstar> everything neonjesus has done since arriving is somewhat beyond a 'semi-bad idea'

[2014-04-25 19:04:29] <pratfall> wahtever happens, don’t go towards the red light. that’s no good, according to the tibetan book of the dead

[2014-04-25 19:04:31] <@NeonJesus> ok. consider him unprotected.

[2014-04-25 19:04:36] <vp> I just wonder if he is trying to be a funny to himself or if he really just has crazy anger issues? xD

[2014-04-25 19:04:49] <@NeonJesus> done!

[2014-04-25 19:04:51] <+pd-> Just my thoughts.

[2014-04-25 19:04:52] <+djentstar> oh, i see what's going on

[2014-04-25 19:04:54] <+pd-> Cheers.

[2014-04-25 19:05:06] <+djentstar> nj is importing fucktards from #efnet to hasten this channel's dissolution

[2014-04-25 19:05:17] <@NeonJesus> raph is actually a friend.

[2014-04-25 19:05:21] <@NeonJesus> a friend friend.

[2014-04-25 19:05:25] <+zuck> since when wasnt this channels dissolution hastened?

[2014-04-25 19:05:28] <+zuck> and yet here it is

[2014-04-25 19:05:32] <+djentstar> your taste in friends is questionable, at best

[2014-04-25 19:05:39] <+liveleigh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0&feature=kp

[2014-04-25 19:05:43] <@NeonJesus> maybe.

[2014-04-25 19:05:44] <+pd-> I need your friend inside of me.

[2014-04-25 19:05:45] <+djentstar> mzima ircops are the lowest form of scum on efnet next to verushka hangers-on and douchetron

[2014-04-25 19:06:01] <@raphidae> I'm also a p80 oper though

[2014-04-25 19:06:03] <@NeonJesus> wait, i thought you hated rob the most.

[2014-04-25 19:06:06] <pratfall> what happened to verushka

[2014-04-25 19:06:10] <+djentstar> they're all ridiculous

[2014-04-25 19:06:16] <+djentstar> mzima is a skiddy haven

[2014-04-25 19:06:26] <+liveleigh> i ate her

[2014-04-25 19:06:27] <+pd-> verushka is in a trailer park somewhere holding court.

[2014-04-25 19:06:30] <@raphidae> I think you have us confused with another server

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[2014-04-25 19:06:38] <yeahno> hey raphidae

[2014-04-25 19:06:39] <@raphidae> or you don't know what kiddie means

[2014-04-25 19:06:40] <yeahno> how does fuck off and die sound

[2014-04-25 19:06:43] <yeahno> you fucking idiot

[2014-04-25 19:06:43] <+djentstar> no, i'm not confusing you or r0b or gayzee with anybody

[2014-04-25 19:06:47] *** yeahno was kicked from #philosophy by raphidae (reason: n/a [1301])

[2014-04-25 19:06:47] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*3cf2a79a@*.bstnma.fios.verizon.net

[2014-04-25 19:06:54] <+djentstar> oh boy

[2014-04-25 19:06:55] <+djentstar> here we go

[2014-04-25 19:07:00] <+zuck> here we go

[2014-04-25 19:07:01] <+Winthrop> #penisflytrap eventually dissolves any foolish enough to be lured by the stench of sin.

[2014-04-25 19:07:07] <+djentstar> chestbumping efnettards bringing up crosschannel shit

[2014-04-25 19:07:39] *** djentstar changed topic to welcome to weekendchat. yes, it's early. no, we can't reschedule.

[2014-04-25 19:07:41] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +t

[2014-04-25 19:07:59] <@NeonJesus> oh that was dwayne.

[2014-04-25 19:08:01] <@NeonJesus> he wrote me a love note.

[2014-04-25 19:08:02] <+pd-> WeakEnd Chatte

[2014-04-25 19:08:02] <+zuck> technically weekend chat started 40 minutes ago on the west coast

[2014-04-25 19:08:09] <@NeonJesus> would you guys like to read dwayne's love note?

[2014-04-25 19:08:18] <+pd-> I bet it's colorful.

[2014-04-25 19:08:18] <+zuck> sure

[2014-04-25 19:08:21] <@NeonJesus> 16:07 <yeahno> youre a fucking clown for letting this cunt do what he wants

[2014-04-25 19:08:21] <@NeonJesus> 16:07 <yeahno> suck up little bitch. now i understand.

[2014-04-25 19:08:21] <@NeonJesus> 16:08 <yeahno> seriously, fuck you, cunt

[2014-04-25 19:08:22] <+djentstar> weekendchat is not scheduled to start for another 4hrs52min

[2014-04-25 19:08:24] <+math_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmkBSbmF-8Q ugh venetian snares goes 2 hard

[2014-04-25 19:09:00] <+djentstar> i'm having some difficulty believing dwayne and his level of technical expertise so quickly found a FIOS-based proxy in boston

[2014-04-25 19:09:08] <+djentstar> perhaps you just rub a lot of people the wrong way?

[2014-04-25 19:09:10] <+liveleigh> what happened to dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:09:14] <vp> whats p80 mean btw?

[2014-04-25 19:09:16] <pratfall> Tears On My Dong will be followed up by Tears On My Expensive Mechanical Keyboard

[2014-04-25 19:09:28] <+pd-> Let me just say this though: "Johnny Appleseed Hard Cider" is utter shit apple concentrate blended with the finest cheap sugar and fake-carbonated for your pleasure.

[2014-04-25 19:09:42] <+pd-> That is all.

[2014-04-25 19:09:42] <+liveleigh> the name is dumb enough

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[2014-04-25 19:09:54] <+pd-> Well, the name is predictable.

[2014-04-25 19:09:55] <raphicunt> hey who here is a power tripping fuckwit

[2014-04-25 19:10:03] <raphicunt> anyone a power tripping piece of shit?

[2014-04-25 19:10:04] <+pd-> I've drank shit with dumber names that's earth shatteringly amazing though.

[2014-04-25 19:10:05] <raphicunt> needs his shit checked?

[2014-04-25 19:10:08] <raphicunt> hi raphidae

[2014-04-25 19:10:08] <+liveleigh> is this dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:10:09] <pratfall> Tears On My $600 Hoodie

[2014-04-25 19:10:10] <+pd-> Just sayin'.

[2014-04-25 19:10:10] <raphicunt> please talk in this channel

[2014-04-25 19:10:13] <raphicunt> this seems like the place for you

[2014-04-25 19:10:27] <+liveleigh> pd- such as?

[2014-04-25 19:10:29] <raphicunt> hi buddy

[2014-04-25 19:10:31] <raphicunt> wanna chat

[2014-04-25 19:10:32] <+djentstar> i think pratfall is trying to be clever and not realizing how badly he's missing

[2014-04-25 19:10:41] <+pd-> I'm trying to think. But I know it's happened.

[2014-04-25 19:10:47] <raphicunt> i g-line people because i think i can flood in channels then ban people and gline them for flooding

[2014-04-25 19:10:50] <raphicunt> my name is raphidae. hi guys

[2014-04-25 19:10:52] <+liveleigh> yea you're fulla shit as usual

[2014-04-25 19:10:56] <raphicunt> let's talk about my big fat internet pipes

[2014-04-25 19:11:06] <raphicunt> i confuse them with my dick.

[2014-04-25 19:11:12] <+pd-> Actually most beers have dumb names.

[2014-04-25 19:11:27] <+pd-> Yeti. Old Rasputin. Shifting Sands.

[2014-04-25 19:11:34] <+liveleigh> i have a real question that has to do with interior decorating

[2014-04-25 19:11:41] <+zuck> there are dynamics here that i dont understand

[2014-04-25 19:11:44] <+pd-> Most things that are good are dumb names.

[2014-04-25 19:11:46] <+liveleigh> pd- you seem a little light in the loafers...wanna help me out

[2014-04-25 19:11:48] <pratfall> i’m having anchor steam.

[2014-04-25 19:11:50] <raphicunt> nobody fucking wants you here raphidae. your ops mean nothing. fuck right off.

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[2014-04-25 19:11:54] <+djentstar> i don't know, i'm not buying that this is dwayne. this is probably somebody that mzima pissed off in their endless skiddy-clowning and couldn't handle without abusing ircop abilities

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[2014-04-25 19:12:02] <@Death_Syn> who was that cunt?

[2014-04-25 19:12:08] <raphicunt> its me dwayne

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[2014-04-25 19:12:12] <+pd-> Sure. What general life issue are you not being able to conquer?

[2014-04-25 19:12:20] <+zuck> how are you not believing its dwayne

[2014-04-25 19:12:21] <+djentstar> yeah see now i definitely don't buy it

[2014-04-25 19:12:31] <+djentstar> because dwayne's technical expertise is about on par with yours, zuck

[2014-04-25 19:12:31] <+math_> enough of this dissonance

[2014-04-25 19:12:34] <@Death_Syn> ipcalc suggests that's a roofucker on the same isp dwayne uses

[2014-04-25 19:12:38] <+math_> cant we all just chat harmoniously

[2014-04-25 19:12:44] <+liveleigh> well i recently acquired a new bedroom set and as well as a couple of persian rugs and some other furniture

[2014-04-25 19:12:48] <+liveleigh> but my question is....

[2014-04-25 19:12:51] <+djentstar> really? they have boston-based fios in roofucksville?

[2014-04-25 19:12:59] <+djentstar> put down the hamburger and get back to your maintenance window, you monkey

[2014-04-25 19:13:00] <+pd-> math, we're not all as holistic and zen as you are.

[2014-04-25 19:13:01] <@Death_Syn> djentstar: check the username

[2014-04-25 19:13:05] <+pd-> Some of us are cunts.

[2014-04-25 19:13:07] <+liveleigh> with a printed rug, should your bedspread be a solid print

[2014-04-25 19:13:10] <@Death_Syn> 3cf2a79a == 60.242.167.154

[2014-04-25 19:13:14] <+liveleigh> er, solid color

[2014-04-25 19:13:15] <@Death_Syn> 154.167.242.60.in-addr.arpa. 21599 IN PTR 60-242-167-154.static.tpgi.com.au.

[2014-04-25 19:13:17] <+math_> pd- lol y tho

[2014-04-25 19:13:28] <@raphidae> yeah, I glined *3cf2a79a*@* now

[2014-04-25 19:13:33] <+djentstar> yawn

[2014-04-25 19:13:45] <@Death_Syn> djentstar: perhaps you should pick up a hamburger, hd

[2014-04-25 19:13:46] <+djentstar> neonjesus needs to clear his clowntard pallies out of here

[2014-04-25 19:13:57] <@NeonJesus> Why? we need more color in here.

[2014-04-25 19:13:59] <+djentstar> hd? is that some sort of fatfuck code at fast food restaurants?

[2014-04-25 19:14:08] <+djentstar> Hamburger, Doubled(tm)

[2014-04-25 19:14:11] <@NeonJesus> raph > *

[2014-04-25 19:14:14] <+pd-> If you have persian "printed" rugs in the first place you shouldn't be worrying about interior decorating--you should be a gucci trash Albanian.

[2014-04-25 19:14:23] <+djentstar> people associated with mzima.net have invariably proven to be scum

[2014-04-25 19:14:29] <+djentstar> i see nothing to indicate that this one is any different

[2014-04-25 19:14:34] <+pd-> Just put fake gold everywhere. It'll look amazing.

[2014-04-25 19:14:42] <+liveleigh> i don't know what else to call them

[2014-04-25 19:14:48] <+djentstar> i see pd has met many an americanized iranian

[2014-04-25 19:14:50] <+lione> I was so happy at the grocery store earlier. I went to the grocery store close to my new place, and they carried Bridgeford Pepperoni

[2014-04-25 19:14:52] <+lione> So damn good

[2014-04-25 19:15:08] <+djentstar> isn't bridgeford one of those preservative-packed chain-grocer brands

[2014-04-25 19:15:11] <+xanthippe> SO ALONE

[2014-04-25 19:15:25] <+djentstar> not a brand produced by a chain grocer but rather intended solely for them

[2014-04-25 19:15:32] <+liveleigh> and you're full of shit by acting like a persian rug is trashy

[2014-04-25 19:15:33] <+djentstar> like "sargento"

[2014-04-25 19:15:41] <+djentstar> since when isn't it?

[2014-04-25 19:15:49] <+pd-> Persian rugs are hand woven, and generally silk. That is why they're called that.

[2014-04-25 19:15:54] <+djentstar> persian rugs are about as gauche as death_syn wearing a google+ tshirt to a wedding

[2014-04-25 19:15:56] <+pd-> If it's fake, it's hella fake, bro.

[2014-04-25 19:16:01] <+pd-> Just sayin'.

[2014-04-25 19:16:05] <+liveleigh> it's not fake

[2014-04-25 19:16:11] <+liveleigh> wtf are you talking about

[2014-04-25 19:16:11] <+djentstar> oh, i see. liveleigh was trying to poor-shame in a sidelong manner

[2014-04-25 19:16:14] <@Death_Syn> djentstar: they make those?

[2014-04-25 19:16:15] <+djentstar> as if she could afford an actual persian rug

[2014-04-25 19:16:32] <+liveleigh> my dad had it insured

[2014-04-25 19:16:35] <+djentstar> when did you clowns start going to the poor-shaming thing so readily, anyway?

[2014-04-25 19:16:38] <+liveleigh> the rug i mean

[2014-04-25 19:16:38] <+zuck> when i was in kashmir, the touts like to take your around to visit their cousins rug factory, where they tell you all about how great their rugs are and how many stitches and all the details.

[2014-04-25 19:16:46] <+djentstar> it's not as if anyone here, myself included, can proclaim ourselves rich

[2014-04-25 19:16:55] <+liveleigh> if it's insured, it's gotta be worth something

[2014-04-25 19:16:59] <+djentstar> you're all hapless wageslaves

[2014-04-25 19:17:08] <+djentstar> either that or you're on the dole

[2014-04-25 19:17:14] <+zuck> its actually super annoying because whenever you get in a "atxi" for any reason, they always want to take you to thier cousins rug factory no matter where you wanted to go

[2014-04-25 19:17:20] <@Death_Syn> the right insurance agent will sell you insurance on a coffee maker, if you REALLY want it

[2014-04-25 19:17:23] <+djentstar> or you're alek and taking advantage of your poor, trusting mother and her divorce settlement

[2014-04-25 19:17:32] <+zuck> so even if you just want to go to the market, you have to take a detour past someones rug factory

[2014-04-25 19:17:46] <+djentstar> is zuck trying to be continental again?

[2014-04-25 19:17:50] <+zuck> its no wonder people dont get anything done there

[2014-04-25 19:18:03] <@NeonJesus> i need a couple of persian rugs, but i don't want to spend 10k.

[2014-04-25 19:18:04] <+lione> djentstar, possibly, but it's the best pepperoni I can find anywhere around. Better than all the spice bologna that's sold everywhere as pepperoni. It's hard packed actual pepperoni. http://c1.soap.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-5608_1z.jpg

[2014-04-25 19:18:08] <@NeonJesus> can i steal them?

[2014-04-25 19:18:10] <@Death_Syn> i'm not trying to doubt your rug, liveleigh, just saying insurance availability does not indicate value

[2014-04-25 19:18:19] <+djentstar> lione, oh the things i could show you in an actual city

[2014-04-25 19:18:19] <+zuck> imagine how much work would get done in new york if every time you took a taxi, you had to go visit the taxi drivers cousins rug factory

[2014-04-25 19:18:31] <+pd-> If you get those persian rugs, you'll have to hire a Turkish Life Coach to handle arranging them in your apartment.

[2014-04-25 19:18:40] <+pd-> Matching and Contrasting colors = hard.

[2014-04-25 19:18:46] <@Death_Syn> hmm

[2014-04-25 19:18:47] <@raphidae> djentstar: you judge me to be scum on the basis of the server I am opered on and without having any direct interaction?

[2014-04-25 19:18:49] <+djentstar> why go to the rug factory? the driver will make sure you know about every inch of it on the drive from 5th to uptown

[2014-04-25 19:18:53] <+Winthrop> ATXI ! ATXI ! take me to Dyslex Srteet.

[2014-04-25 19:18:56] <@raphidae> must be sad living such a shallow life

[2014-04-25 19:19:04] <@Death_Syn> do they have turkish life coaches?

[2014-04-25 19:19:05] <+djentstar> direct interaction? i've had plenty of "interaction" with the mzima shittards

[2014-04-25 19:19:08] <@Death_Syn> i might could use one of those

[2014-04-25 19:19:17] <@raphidae> yeah, generalizing always works

[2014-04-25 19:19:18] <+liveleigh> Death_Syn well i don't think my dad would have bothered to insure a worthless fake persian rug

[2014-04-25 19:19:19] <+lione> djentstar, it's the best pepperoni you can get in a regular grocery store, and most places don't have it. Obviously if you go to a proper meat place you can get better :P

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[2014-04-25 19:19:32] <@voltaire> [arbitrage] <+arbitrage> go fuck your kids while they get hit by a car, bro

[2014-04-25 19:19:34] <+djentstar> lione, you have to go live in a top 5 city

[2014-04-25 19:19:39] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v arbitrage

[2014-04-25 19:19:41] <+djentstar> it will blow your fucking mind just what can be found in a 'regular grocer'

[2014-04-25 19:19:43] <+pd-> Can you at least muster the intelligence to be able to tell if it's silk or not, LL?

[2014-04-25 19:19:56] <+pd-> If it feels like the back of a mechanical lamb's ass, it's not silk.

[2014-04-25 19:20:03] <+arbitrage> i heard there's some intelligent guys in here

[2014-04-25 19:20:04] <+djentstar> mmm mechanical lamb ass

[2014-04-25 19:20:07] <+howto> =)

[2014-04-25 19:20:12] <+arbitrage> i heard it from those guys

[2014-04-25 19:20:15] <+xanthippe> how easily do you poop

[2014-04-25 19:20:17] <@raphidae> djentstar: how about you put me on ignore and I put you on ignore and we'll both be happy

[2014-04-25 19:20:30] <+djentstar> how about i continue to mock you for being you and you do whatever the fuck you want and i don't care if you're happy

[2014-04-25 19:20:32] <+zuck> wait, is this whole thing some sort of cutting edge Lived-ad for Mzima

[2014-04-25 19:20:33] <+xanthippe> djentstar has most of efnet on ignore

[2014-04-25 19:20:38] <@raphidae> you don't see this shittard and I don't see your bullshit

[2014-04-25 19:20:40] <+zuck> i see whats going on here]

[2014-04-25 19:20:54] <+djentstar> or, and this is probably the better of the two ideas, you go the fuck away and hide with your neandertal cavemates from mzima

[2014-04-25 19:20:58] <@raphidae> ignore it is then

[2014-04-25 19:21:00] <+howto> get off of me! you smell like human!

[2014-04-25 19:21:00] <+djentstar> i think most of #ph would agree with me

[2014-04-25 19:21:00] <+Winthrop> The best pepperoni numbs the tongue when the first wave a nitrite hits, sushi-like.

[2014-04-25 19:21:03] <@NeonJesus> MZIMA: CATCH THE FEVER

[2014-04-25 19:21:07] <+howto> pitiful human

[2014-04-25 19:21:15] <@raphidae> you know howto

[2014-04-25 19:21:17] <+liveleigh> the fringe part seems silky. but here's a pic https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5260984/20140425_191845.jpg

[2014-04-25 19:21:20] <+xanthippe> is anyone here drinking a peach wine cooler

[2014-04-25 19:21:34] <+djentstar> liveleigh, are you capable of discerning silk from faux silk via photography

[2014-04-25 19:22:00] <+xanthippe> it's hard to jump into chat. should i discuss carpetry.

[2014-04-25 19:22:04] <+xanthippe> is carpetry a word

[2014-04-25 19:22:06] <+xanthippe> carpetery

[2014-04-25 19:22:20] <+pd-> Carpe Try

[2014-04-25 19:22:25] <+djentstar> let's discuss how neonjesus failed to ruin the channel by importing all manner of nuisancebabbling retards so now he's ratcheted up his efforts by bringing in ircops from servers famous for harboring skiddies

[2014-04-25 19:22:33] <+djentstar> i think that's a good pre-weekendchat topic

[2014-04-25 19:22:34] <@Death_Syn> hmm

[2014-04-25 19:22:39] <+zuck> Mzima: not your Dads Network backbone provider

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[2014-04-25 19:22:43] <+howto> be quiet

[2014-04-25 19:22:44] <+xanthippe> weekend chat is already happening

[2014-04-25 19:22:47] <+xanthippe> you are too blind to see

[2014-04-25 19:22:49] <@Death_Syn> it appears life coaching is something common in .tr

[2014-04-25 19:22:51] <+djentstar> i'm trying to beat it back

[2014-04-25 19:22:52] <+Winthrop> Carpe DeDumd today

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[2014-04-25 19:22:58] <+djentstar> and only allow it to come out when it is proper weekendtimes

[2014-04-25 19:22:59] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -b *!*dwayne@60-*.static.tpgi.com.au

[2014-04-25 19:23:00] <+xanthippe> dumd indeed

[2014-04-25 19:23:01] <@Death_Syn> i should check it out

[2014-04-25 19:23:02] <+djentstar> i.e. midnight EDT

[2014-04-25 19:23:08] <+pd-> It looks like a normal, genuine rug, but probably not persian. Just an normal Arab rug.

[2014-04-25 19:23:13] <@NeonJesus> ruining a channel by making more chat.

[2014-04-25 19:23:17] <@NeonJesus> that works every time.

[2014-04-25 19:23:17] <+xanthippe> transylvania? are you moving there

[2014-04-25 19:23:18] <kiwifr00t> U there?

[2014-04-25 19:23:24] <+djentstar> ruining a channel by suppressing more chat with shitchat

[2014-04-25 19:23:24] <+pd-> -n

[2014-04-25 19:23:29] <+djentstar> and packet nonsense

[2014-04-25 19:23:34] <+djentstar> and random asshole interlopers

[2014-04-25 19:23:41] <+darwin_> One Mathematics Truth is The Name

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[2014-04-25 19:23:53] <+xanthippe> djentstar if it were up to you, everyone would be banned

[2014-04-25 19:23:57] <+djentstar> hardly

[2014-04-25 19:24:06] <+pd-> It's pretty clear anything that resembles the most general over-all color of it will be fine for your Love-Making Bed.

[2014-04-25 19:24:07] <+djentstar> i think i proved when i had flags that i wouldnt' ban someone just out of spite or dislike

[2014-04-25 19:24:13] <+liveleigh> i'll ask my dad about the origin of the rug

[2014-04-25 19:24:15] <+djentstar> it took a blistering fuckup for me to even act

[2014-04-25 19:24:18] <+pd-> I'd avoid clashing patterns.

[2014-04-25 19:24:26] <+pd-> Just KEEP IT CLEAN.

[2014-04-25 19:24:30] <+Winthrop> The couch and the rug looks like a room where an 80 year old corpse was found, after 92 newspapers piled up at the front door.

[2014-04-25 19:24:30] <+darwin_> Eka Ganita Sat Nam

[2014-04-25 19:24:31] * +pd- de-fags.

[2014-04-25 19:24:36] <pratfall> aim for soothing, muted earth tones

[2014-04-25 19:24:45] <+djentstar> but when #dfw starts importing people who have never been here before and giving them ops, well, it's not out of line to start questioning their backgrounds

[2014-04-25 19:25:05] <+djentstar> pratfall, was your flat in budapest mostly orange and tan inside?

[2014-04-25 19:25:12] <+djentstar> how about your flat in kiev?

[2014-04-25 19:25:18] <pratfall> i wish i had a flat in budapest. hook me up

[2014-04-25 19:25:22] <pratfall> kiev too

[2014-04-25 19:25:31] <+howto> Kiev too... koo.

[2014-04-25 19:25:31] <+xanthippe> djentstar that happens a lot

[2014-04-25 19:25:38] <+xanthippe> see: all of the ops

[2014-04-25 19:25:38] <+xanthippe> including neonjesus

[2014-04-25 19:25:38] <+djentstar> or your flat in bonn

[2014-04-25 19:25:44] <+Winthrop> how abou Vladavosyok ?

[2014-04-25 19:25:47] <pratfall> all the flats

[2014-04-25 19:25:53] <+djentstar> this is the first time an ircop from a server famous for skiddies has been opped here, imfinite

[2014-04-25 19:25:58] <+djentstar> stop being a partyline fuckhead

[2014-04-25 19:26:00] <+liveleigh> here's the bedroom rug, the one in question https://www.dropbox.com/s/b9kpqgs04ukyozb/20140425_192228%20%281%29.jpg i really like sleeping with quilts instead of comforters and nearly all quilts have patterns. and solid bedspreads are so boring

[2014-04-25 19:26:13] <+darwin_> 'can you spare a moment to talk about Prometheus?'

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[2014-04-25 19:26:23] <+xanthippe> djentstar oh ok well

[2014-04-25 19:26:30] <+djentstar> how's the pisspipe, bougy

[2014-04-25 19:26:31] <+xanthippe> oh ok well

[2014-04-25 19:27:01] <+liveleigh> bougyman are you still in the hospital

[2014-04-25 19:27:04] <+xanthippe> ll i have a nice navy and white quilt with a simple pattern that might look halfway decent with that rug

[2014-04-25 19:27:08] <+xanthippe> i used to have it...

[2014-04-25 19:27:12] <+bougyman> liveleigh: no, got out yesterday

[2014-04-25 19:27:14] <+Winthrop> love the tassles, looks just like a camel comforter

[2014-04-25 19:27:16] <+liveleigh> congrats

[2014-04-25 19:27:18] <+bougyman> thanks

[2014-04-25 19:27:20] <+xanthippe> bougy why were you in the hospital

[2014-04-25 19:27:37] <+djentstar> wow the ranks are really being closed

[2014-04-25 19:27:40] <+bougyman> cat got stuck up my ass

[2014-04-25 19:27:44] <+liveleigh> my dad told me the first rug i posted is much more valuable than the second

[2014-04-25 19:27:45] <+djentstar> gonna be another one of those weekends

[2014-04-25 19:27:46] <+xanthippe> fuck you

[2014-04-25 19:27:47] <@Death_Syn> wait

[2014-04-25 19:27:50] <@Death_Syn> when did you get a cat?

[2014-04-25 19:28:04] <+bougyman> xanthippe: kidney issues. no cat.

[2014-04-25 19:28:05] <+liveleigh> xanthippe he had kidney infection and stone

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[2014-04-25 19:28:40] <+xanthippe> glad you're better

[2014-04-25 19:28:41] <ejl> did it rip your urethra?

[2014-04-25 19:28:51] <+bougyman> I hope not, that sounds awful.

[2014-04-25 19:29:00] <ejl> i think you'd know if it had

[2014-04-25 19:29:01] <pratfall> stones are fantastic fun

[2014-04-25 19:29:06] <+liveleigh> it blocked his ureter

[2014-04-25 19:29:22] <ejl> little tiny stones do that from what i hear

[2014-04-25 19:29:26] <+Winthrop> did thy mash it with ultrasound ?

[2014-04-25 19:29:29] <+pd-> Like a diamong razorblade fracking his love pipe.

[2014-04-25 19:29:32] <+pd-> g/d

[2014-04-25 19:30:26] <+pd-> I watched this guy who had a stone. It looked like the most painful thing next to child birth.

[2014-04-25 19:30:27] <+djentstar> ah, i see white people everywhere are celebrating the SCOTUS schutte vs. ctdaa decision

[2014-04-25 19:30:57] <+pd-> They put him on drip morphine.

[2014-04-25 19:31:05] <+djentstar> pnsy

[2014-04-25 19:31:06] <+djentstar> +a

[2014-04-25 19:31:13] <+pd-> I'd almost consider having a stone right now for some drip morphine.

[2014-04-25 19:31:23] <+djentstar> i had my prolapsed rectum repaired without even local anesthetic

[2014-04-25 19:31:25] <pratfall> no, you wouldn't

[2014-04-25 19:31:27] <@raphidae> surely childbirth is less painful

[2014-04-25 19:31:30] <@raphidae> I imagine it is

[2014-04-25 19:31:32] <+pd-> No, you're right, I wouldn't.

[2014-04-25 19:31:46] <+xanthippe> depends on the size of the stone

[2014-04-25 19:31:50] <@raphidae> how about you go for morphine without the stone

[2014-04-25 19:31:50] <+xanthippe> whether it's more painful than childbirth

[2014-04-25 19:31:50] <@NeonJesus> i've had people who have done both, and the stones are worse.

[2014-04-25 19:31:59] <+Winthrop> djenstar, did you know mr. hands ?

[2014-04-25 19:32:01] <+djentstar> faggots

[2014-04-25 19:32:09] <+djentstar> none of you have control over your own bodies

[2014-04-25 19:32:12] <+djentstar> mind over matter

[2014-04-25 19:32:15] <+pd-> I read a list once called the top three most painful things that can happen to a person and kidney stone and childbrith were on the list.

[2014-04-25 19:32:21] <+pd-> irth, rather.

[2014-04-25 19:32:23] <pratfall> save this log for when djentstar gets stones

[2014-04-25 19:32:26] <+djentstar> you're just careening out of control on the short bus heading towards death

[2014-04-25 19:32:26] <+zuck> what was the other thing

[2014-04-25 19:32:33] <+pd-> Can't remember.

[2014-04-25 19:32:46] <+zuck> what if its about to happen

[2014-04-25 19:33:08] <+xanthippe> no one here is british

[2014-04-25 19:33:12] <+xanthippe> please do not type "towards" again

[2014-04-25 19:33:13] <pratfall> toothache is the other, i think

[2014-04-25 19:33:22] <pratfall> 1-2-3

[2014-04-25 19:33:28] <+pd-> Might be tooth related, yeah.

[2014-04-25 19:33:29] <+Winthrop> that comment as ustowards

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[2014-04-25 19:33:56] <@Death_Syn> xanthippe: that's so untoward of you

[2014-04-25 19:34:06] <+pd-> I guess the rest either hurt less or hurt so much more you go into shock and don't feel it.

[2014-04-25 19:34:08] <+xanthippe> way to have your own chat

[2014-04-25 19:34:09] <+pd-> No idea though.

[2014-04-25 19:34:21] <+djentstar> imfinite if you're going to close ranks with your #dfw&co tardpals please do it in a less-retarded manner

[2014-04-25 19:34:21] * @Death_Syn hugs xanthippe

[2014-04-25 19:34:22] <+djentstar> thank you.

[2014-04-25 19:34:25] <+zuck> i bet getting a candiru iup the penis hurts a bit

[2014-04-25 19:34:32] <+xanthippe> what ranks are you even talking about

[2014-04-25 19:34:38] <+djentstar> shht.

[2014-04-25 19:34:41] <+djentstar> less-retarded. now. thx.

[2014-04-25 19:34:43] <+pd-> Again, some things hurt so much that your brain pumps the painkillers.

[2014-04-25 19:34:45] <@Death_Syn> the world is against the dark ride

[2014-04-25 19:34:56] <@Death_Syn> #dfw&co are its ringleaders

[2014-04-25 19:34:59] <+xanthippe> djentstar are you closing ranks with the red coats by persistently ignoring american word usage standards

[2014-04-25 19:34:59] <+djentstar> t.f. comes riding in on that poor, backbroken white steed

[2014-04-25 19:35:05] <@Death_Syn> the dark ride falls 2014

[2014-04-25 19:35:17] <+djentstar> can you imagine the poor horse who has to support the weight of a fatfuck like death_syn?

[2014-04-25 19:35:24] <+djentstar> can any non-mutant steed even manage?

[2014-04-25 19:35:25] <@Death_Syn> i can walk

[2014-04-25 19:35:37] <pratfall> severe burns over some % of the body is supposedly the most painful thing you can experience

[2014-04-25 19:35:48] <@Death_Syn> and i have a nice car

[2014-04-25 19:35:53] <@Death_Syn> i don't need a horse

[2014-04-25 19:35:54] <+djentstar> i iamgine it's like being shoved under a hydraulic press

[2014-04-25 19:35:58] <+djentstar> and the operator falls asleep

[2014-04-25 19:35:58] <+zuck> i think darkride is a paid #dfw fluffer, who works by namedropping it every few minutes

[2014-04-25 19:36:04] <+zuck> just to keep the legend alive

[2014-04-25 19:36:07] <+djentstar> and the press. just. keeps. squeezing.

[2014-04-25 19:36:10] <@Death_Syn> yes, yes

[2014-04-25 19:36:13] <+djentstar> until your guts shoot out your eyeballs

[2014-04-25 19:36:35] <+djentstar> and that's the dead horse that t.f. killed

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[2014-04-25 19:36:39] <+djentstar> all smooshed up there

[2014-04-25 19:36:44] * +djentstar sign of the c ross

[2014-04-25 19:36:50] <+zuck> oh boy here we go

[2014-04-25 19:36:54] <+pd-> Worth thing I've ever felt was gastroenteritis that I got in China. I was spasming and crying and balled up on the floor. It felt like a chud baby was trying to burst out of my guts and using my intestines, stomach, and asshole for battery acid storage.

[2014-04-25 19:36:55] <+Winthrop> C ross?

[2014-04-25 19:37:01] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v fickle

[2014-04-25 19:37:05] * +djentstar dominus rectum

[2014-04-25 19:37:11] <+pd-> Worst, rather.

[2014-04-25 19:37:13] * +djentstar dominus nearly-killed-em

[2014-04-25 19:37:19] <+fickle> fickle: #philosophy's punching bag. having a bad day? No worries, fickle is here

[2014-04-25 19:37:24] <+xanthippe> pd did it require medical attention

[2014-04-25 19:37:28] <+pd-> Yeah.

[2014-04-25 19:37:49] <+zuck> i got bad something in india. it actually lasted for months afterwards and only sort of really got better after a year

[2014-04-25 19:37:56] <+zuck> no idea what it was but i didnt like it

[2014-04-25 19:37:58] <+djentstar> to date the most painful thing ever is still having my knee bent backwards by two guys who weighed about as much as death_syn but were twice as tall

[2014-04-25 19:38:08] <+zuck> bad gut something

[2014-04-25 19:38:15] <@Death_Syn> hi fickle

[2014-04-25 19:38:18] <+djentstar> although this weird neck/shoulder thing is approaching it, slowly but surely

[2014-04-25 19:38:38] <+fickle> hi Death_Syn <3

[2014-04-25 19:38:38] <+djentstar> i figure i'll either go into shock from the pain at some point or the constant ibuprofen will shred my stomach

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[2014-04-25 19:38:51] <+pd-> I guess we'd need to differentiate between long term and short term pain to make this useful.

[2014-04-25 19:38:53] <+xanthippe> i've never broken a bone or given birth

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[2014-04-25 19:39:02] <+djentstar> this is far from short-term

[2014-04-25 19:39:05] <+xanthippe> but i have had labor-strength contractions in my uterus before

[2014-04-25 19:39:06] <+xanthippe> it hurt

[2014-04-25 19:39:06] <+darwin_> I declare a koo-nut-kal-i-fee on any Greek philosopher lady here

[2014-04-25 19:39:07] <+djentstar> it's been about a week now

[2014-04-25 19:39:09] <+einhvers> no, sorry, too drunk.

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[2014-04-25 19:39:20] <+fickle> lol

[2014-04-25 19:39:20] <+pd-> She saw us.

[2014-04-25 19:39:22] <+djentstar> and on the typical medical 1-10 scale i'd say it vacillates between a 6 and a "wtf 10? this shit is like 47"

[2014-04-25 19:40:14] <+djentstar> so, white people. are you celebrating the death of affirmative action yet?

[2014-04-25 19:40:17] <+djentstar> i know you are, t.f.

[2014-04-25 19:40:23] <+zuck> tsar have you talked to your doctor about the heart risks associated with long term NSAID use

[2014-04-25 19:40:24] <+pd-> It's been dead here a long time.

[2014-04-25 19:40:31] <+djentstar> no longer will you have to compete with negroids for maintenance windows

[2014-04-25 19:40:40] <pratfall> zuck, were you ever immunized for typhoid

[2014-04-25 19:40:44] <+djentstar> zuck, you don't even know what long-term means

[2014-04-25 19:40:53] <+fickle> i would post articles about oppressed black UCLA students. but i know where i am

[2014-04-25 19:40:54] <+djentstar> i took 800mg ibuprofen as a maintenance drug for two years after my reconstruction

[2014-04-25 19:40:57] <+djentstar> doctor's orders

[2014-04-25 19:41:00] <pratfall> you’d know if it was typhoid because your shit would be green and smell totally foreign

[2014-04-25 19:41:06] <pratfall> also your hair falls out a bit

[2014-04-25 19:41:09] <+fickle> Can I post a poem

[2014-04-25 19:41:13] <+zuck> thats a lot of ibuprofen

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[2014-04-25 19:41:23] <+djentstar> yeah well it was that or never walk right again

[2014-04-25 19:41:24] <@Death_Syn> fickle: pastebin it or similar

[2014-04-25 19:41:27] <@Death_Syn> and throw the link

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[2014-04-25 19:41:31] <@Death_Syn> unless it like real short

[2014-04-25 19:41:34] <@Death_Syn> (3 lines)

[2014-04-25 19:41:35] <+ArmyAnt> better ibuprofen than like hydrocodone

[2014-04-25 19:41:35] <+fickle> better than taking narcotics for two years

[2014-04-25 19:41:39] <+fickle> it's a spoken word video lol

[2014-04-25 19:41:44] <+fickle> oh i wouldn't like post it in here i'd post the link

[2014-04-25 19:41:46] <exaltator> veritas absolutus nihil est

[2014-04-25 19:41:51] <+djentstar> yeah, exactly

[2014-04-25 19:41:57] <+djentstar> the apap alone would have killed me

[2014-04-25 19:41:58] <+pd-> Your doctor should've given you the Vicodin instead.

[2014-04-25 19:42:00] <@Death_Syn> fickle: cool

[2014-04-25 19:42:06] <+zuck> i was immunized for a lot of stuff, i dont know about typhoid specifically. oh i think so, you take this flavored drink for 2 days in a row or something.

[2014-04-25 19:42:07] <+bougyman> i'm about to take a tramadol

[2014-04-25 19:42:07] <+pd-> If you're going to ruin your liver, make it worth it.

[2014-04-25 19:42:14] <+djentstar> i have a lifetime scrip for hydrocodone/apap

[2014-04-25 19:42:27] <+zuck> man

[2014-04-25 19:42:28] <+djentstar> i just need to go to any doctor, say "my knee hurts. look at my medical history" and boom, $5/pill on the streets

[2014-04-25 19:42:32] <pratfall> typhoid is usually a hospitalization scenario, isolated

[2014-04-25 19:42:42] <+zuck> dont get into hydros, that stuff can eat you alive

[2014-04-25 19:42:46] <exaltator> typhon tried to kill zeus and of course failed

[2014-04-25 19:42:46] <+djentstar> ibu won't shred your liver, but it will do a number on your GI system

[2014-04-25 19:42:53] <exaltator> but it does kill others

[2014-04-25 19:43:01] <+pd-> If you drink it will though, won't it?

[2014-04-25 19:43:08] <+pd-> Don't tell me you don't drink, baby.

[2014-04-25 19:43:09] <+djentstar> it will. i don't drink much these days

[2014-04-25 19:43:12] <+djentstar> i really don't

[2014-04-25 19:43:17] <+djentstar> iirc my last alcohol was about four months ago

[2014-04-25 19:43:18] <+fickle> here we are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEO3H5BOlFk also i must find the article where an INDEPENDENT outside source found racism microagressions by staff valid, however most people point to "pointing out grammar" as a microaggression which simply is invalid

[2014-04-25 19:43:22] <+liveleigh> bougyman tramadol doesn't do much for pain, FYI

[2014-04-25 19:43:28] <+pd-> Dear jesus man. Tell me how.

[2014-04-25 19:43:29] <exaltator> and typhon_ will always be a failure in all aspects of life

[2014-04-25 19:43:30] <+liveleigh> it's a pretty weak opioid

[2014-04-25 19:43:45] <+djentstar> because i drank like you throughout my 20s and then two of my buddies fucked up their lives with DUIs in rapid succession

[2014-04-25 19:43:53] <+xanthippe> djent's vice is marijuana

[2014-04-25 19:44:03] <+zuck> pointing out grammar can be a microaggression, depends on tone

[2014-04-25 19:44:04] <+djentstar> my vice is picking fights with spanish speakers

[2014-04-25 19:44:07] <exaltator> after typhon_ tried to kill zeus, zeus got even stronger

[2014-04-25 19:44:13] <+djentstar> marijuana is how i deal with you people

[2014-04-25 19:44:22] <exaltator> because that is the law of physics

[2014-04-25 19:44:43] <pratfall> don’t you want to be cool, man

[2014-04-25 19:44:46] <+ArmyAnt> I was amazed at how many people have duis

[2014-04-25 19:44:47] <+djentstar> i think i mentioned this before, but it's nearly may

[2014-04-25 19:44:55] <+ArmyAnt> i looked up just ohio records for a bunch of people from my high school

[2014-04-25 19:44:57] <+ArmyAnt> so many duis

[2014-04-25 19:45:00] <exaltator> funny how the french pronouce God.

[2014-04-25 19:45:01] <+djentstar> i don't like how quickly 2014 is going

[2014-04-25 19:45:08] <+Neff> 90% of the people who get DUIs are serious alcoholics i bet

[2014-04-25 19:45:14] <+ArmyAnt> i don't think so

[2014-04-25 19:45:21] <+djentstar> armyant, it's funny how they escalate the punishment

[2014-04-25 19:45:29] <+djentstar> get one dui, no big deal. a little probation, a little fine, some co unseling maybe

[2014-04-25 19:45:31] <+bougyman> liveleigh: was just reading that.

[2014-04-25 19:45:32] <+pd-> I've never had a dui and I'm an occasionally-serious alcoholic, depending on my mood.

[2014-04-25 19:45:34] <+xanthippe> no. serious alcoholics hit their dui limits early on and get their licenses revoked

[2014-04-25 19:45:36] <+djentstar> get another dui while you're on probie for the first dui? big-boy jailtime

[2014-04-25 19:45:43] <+xanthippe> most ppl who get duis are just average drinkers who are dumb enough to drive

[2014-04-25 19:45:50] <+Neff> all the people i know who have had a DUI have been balls to the wall drunks

[2014-04-25 19:45:50] <exaltator> there is still a bit of typhoid but it is mostly eradicated

[2014-04-25 19:45:51] <+ArmyAnt> yea, they take duis seriously in many states

[2014-04-25 19:45:54] <pratfall> i think it’s better to drink a little bit, throughout the day. like a sinatra buzz. never too drunk to work, drive, or anything, but a nice light buzz maintained throughout

[2014-04-25 19:45:55] <+fickle> http://dailybruin.com/2013/11/14/ucla-grad-students-stage-sit-in-following-recent-discrimination-report/

[2014-04-25 19:46:03] <+ArmyAnt> I mean some are drunks

[2014-04-25 19:46:10] <+ArmyAnt> but a lot are just normal kids who got fucked up and drove

[2014-04-25 19:46:13] <+ArmyAnt> and couldn't handle it

[2014-04-25 19:46:26] <exaltator> if you walk a lot and work out a lot I dont think it matter beer you guzzle

[2014-04-25 19:46:30] <+darwin_> I bet ArmyAnt has a schlage

[2014-04-25 19:46:35] <exaltator> s how much

[2014-04-25 19:46:35] <+pd-> I bet fickle's got a couple DUIs.

[2014-04-25 19:46:36] <+Neff> i've only drove a couple times where i was really wasted

[2014-04-25 19:46:38] <+liveleigh> bougyman it's not even a controlled substance in most states

[2014-04-25 19:46:44] <+ArmyAnt> I have zero criminal record at all

[2014-04-25 19:46:47] <+ArmyAnt> I don't know what schlage is

[2014-04-25 19:46:48] <+xanthippe> fickle is not a topic of conversation

[2014-04-25 19:46:51] <+FODUCK> if you get pulled over and get a DUI it means you didnt crash yet

[2014-04-25 19:46:54] <+djentstar> i used to not care too much, i'd drive drunk often enough where i got lucky not to get caught

[2014-04-25 19:46:55] <+ArmyAnt> god damn, is fickle back?

[2014-04-25 19:47:08] <+fickle> i didn't drive until 3 months ago, and xanthippe makes a great point, please stop bringing me up in irrelevant conversation. the obsession is real

[2014-04-25 19:47:08] <+xanthippe> i guess i have a record because i failed to pay some traffic tickets and got a failure to appear and had to pay a lot to get my license un-suspended

[2014-04-25 19:47:09] <+liveleigh> why wouldn't she be

[2014-04-25 19:47:10] <+ArmyAnt> I have been pulled over fairly drunk

[2014-04-25 19:47:12] <+FODUCK> so maybe the problem is with the law and not with the driver

[2014-04-25 19:47:13] <+ArmyAnt> and passed a sobriety test

[2014-04-25 19:47:18] <ejl> i've driven with one eye closed to stop the double vision

[2014-04-25 19:47:27] <+djentstar> then that one night when my buddy got that 2nd dui and went away for about half a year was the same night i ended up driving home 70+ miles in my girl's car and the only part of the drive i remembered was scraping her door on the median at least twice

[2014-04-25 19:47:36] <exaltator> schlagen = batter

[2014-04-25 19:47:40] <+pd-> There is no obsession here. I saw you posted dumb shit. I remembered you were in rehab for being too weak to handle your liquor.

[2014-04-25 19:47:44] <+zuck> if you are just some guy who got drunk and got a dui, the normal reaction is to take that pretty seriously and change the way you approach the situation. The alcoholic will play it off, because acknowledging that its a serious error would mean they need to examine their drinking

[2014-04-25 19:47:45] <+liveleigh> can you guys please stop recounting tales of drunk driving

[2014-04-25 19:47:45] <+djentstar> the median is a good 6-7 feet from the fast lane yellow line, on account of the breakdown lane

[2014-04-25 19:47:49] <+liveleigh> it makes me sad

[2014-04-25 19:47:50] <pratfall> exaltator: i was on a trip 2 years ago. i was vaccinated but everyone else wasn’t. we ate some bad food. four got typhoid, i was fine

[2014-04-25 19:48:01] <+djentstar> if somebody had been parked there due to car trouble i'd probably have plowed into the busted car at 70+

[2014-04-25 19:48:03] <+ArmyAnt> fickle has this delusion where people are obsessed with her

[2014-04-25 19:48:09] <+ArmyAnt> because she routinely forces people to talk about her

[2014-04-25 19:48:10] <pratfall> took all of them about a year to get over it fully

[2014-04-25 19:48:13] <exaltator> the myth was typhon_ was a snake with 2000 heads

[2014-04-25 19:48:14] <+xanthippe> i've never driven in a super drunken state but i have often pressed my luck

[2014-04-25 19:48:14] <+fickle> i'm not even arguing with ArmyAnt just to enjoy the lack of drama and being a topic of conversation. so stfu pd-....was waiting to press enter ArmyAnt, thanks for that

[2014-04-25 19:48:18] <+djentstar> the point, liveleigh, is that this was my Stopping Point

[2014-04-25 19:48:22] <+fickle> please feel free stop talking about me at any moment

[2014-04-25 19:48:24] <exaltator> pretty cool stuff

[2014-04-25 19:48:26] <+Neff> ban fickle

[2014-04-25 19:48:31] <+ArmyAnt> I already banned fickle once today

[2014-04-25 19:48:34] <+djentstar> i realized shortly after sobering up just how fucked up that whole night had been. since the, not one even remotely buzzy drive

[2014-04-25 19:48:34] <+ArmyAnt> someone else's turn

[2014-04-25 19:48:35] <+fickle> oogie boogie ban

[2014-04-25 19:48:41] <ejl> driving on acid is great

[2014-04-25 19:48:50] <+fickle> i was on shrooms in the metro subway once

[2014-04-25 19:48:51] <pratfall> doing anything on lsd is great

[2014-04-25 19:48:52] <+fickle> in DTLA

[2014-04-25 19:48:54] <+fickle> fucking trip

[2014-04-25 19:48:55] <ejl> long road trips at night on lsd

[2014-04-25 19:48:56] <+djentstar> i have avoided a police roadblock on i95 while driving home from churchill's on acid

[2014-04-25 19:48:59] <+pd-> I guess it's true. We don't need her here to talk about her. Since we're obsessed.

[2014-04-25 19:49:02] <+liveleigh> stop talking to me dickride

[2014-04-25 19:49:02] <+djentstar> anothe rgood story

[2014-04-25 19:49:04] <+arbitrage> you guys ever took a dump on pcp ?

[2014-04-25 19:49:08] <+djentstar> i have probably told it here before

[2014-04-25 19:49:15] <+zuck> mentioning the word "fickle" one time, when fickles happens to be here and actively chatting, doesnt really constitute "obsession"

[2014-04-25 19:49:23] <+fickle> ok you know what

[2014-04-25 19:49:28] <+fickle> i'm declaring troll free weekend

[2014-04-25 19:49:28] <+djentstar> who is being accused of 'obsessing'?

[2014-04-25 19:49:33] <+pd-> Me.

[2014-04-25 19:49:34] <+ArmyAnt> everyone

[2014-04-25 19:49:34] <+zuck> except in the world of fickle, where fickle takes every opportunity to talk about how everyone loves fickle

[2014-04-25 19:49:35] <+fickle> the whole channel's going on ignore

[2014-04-25 19:49:37] <+liveleigh> and assume that anything i say is NOT addressed to you because you are on my /ignore list most of the time except when i can't be bothered

[2014-04-25 19:49:38] <+pd-> Everyone, yeah.

[2014-04-25 19:49:40] <+ArmyAnt> well yea, pd- currently

[2014-04-25 19:49:40] <+djentstar> i was sent logs of me being accused of obsession about a week after i had ignored fickle

[2014-04-25 19:49:48] <+djentstar> meaning i hadn't read a word she said in around 7 days

[2014-04-25 19:49:52] <+xanthippe> djentstar obsessssss

[2014-04-25 19:49:53] <+djentstar> and suddenly i'm 'obsessed'

[2014-04-25 19:49:55] <ashtray> fickle can i pickle your dickle?

[2014-04-25 19:50:05] <+xanthippe> djentstar i put fickle's nicks on ignore today. am i obsessed now

[2014-04-25 19:50:11] <+fickle> ashtray, at this point if you odn't say anything negative, dramatic or about me, you can do whatever you want to me

[2014-04-25 19:50:11] <+djentstar> i think by those standards you are

[2014-04-25 19:50:19] <+liveleigh> who is xanthippe

[2014-04-25 19:50:21] <@Death_Syn> i'm pretty obsessed with this obsession

[2014-04-25 19:50:23] <+ArmyAnt> imfinite

[2014-04-25 19:50:23] <@Death_Syn> FUCK I"M HUNGRY

[2014-04-25 19:50:28] <+djentstar> i'd also consider ignoring her hostmask, on account of her propensity to change nicks to avoid ignores

[2014-04-25 19:50:31] <@Death_Syn> liveleigh: imfinite

[2014-04-25 19:50:32] <+fickle> xanthippe is imfinite in bitchmode too much of a wuss to be a bitch under her real nick

[2014-04-25 19:50:33] <ashtray> if i can't say anything negative about you, that is a deal breaker for me

[2014-04-25 19:50:38] <+zuck> everytime you say the word fickle, fickle fickle's her fickle obsession fickle.

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[2014-04-25 19:50:42] <+zuck> true story

[2014-04-25 19:50:43] <ashtray> i want nothing to do with you fickle

[2014-04-25 19:50:43] <+fickle> well good, i didn't really like my consent anyway

[2014-04-25 19:50:44] <@voltaire> [Heraklwin] <chatwin> i think i'll go out to the shopping center and walk around the stores saying 'i dont need that shit' to myself

[2014-04-25 19:50:46] <ashtray> fuck off and die

[2014-04-25 19:50:47] <+liveleigh> imfinite why can't you keep the same goddamn nick

[2014-04-25 19:50:48] <+pd-> I'm guessing this channel needs some Rehab for its fickle obsession.

[2014-04-25 19:50:50] <+xanthippe> if the entire channel put her on ignore, we would solve this problem

[2014-04-25 19:50:59] <+xanthippe> ll i have had the same nick for over ten years

[2014-04-25 19:50:59] <+fickle> this is all your fault pd-

[2014-04-25 19:51:00] <+djentstar> i've been saying that for two fucking weeks

[2014-04-25 19:51:01] <+xanthippe> get a grip

[2014-04-25 19:51:02] <+djentstar> TWO FUCKING WEEKS

[2014-04-25 19:51:02] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v Heraklwin

[2014-04-25 19:51:03] <+fickle> and ArmyAnt

[2014-04-25 19:51:04] <+pd-> I can fix it.

[2014-04-25 19:51:05] <+djentstar> i said if we all plonk her now

[2014-04-25 19:51:06] <+djentstar> she'll be gone

[2014-04-25 19:51:07] <+fickle> fix it

[2014-04-25 19:51:08] <+pd-> I can help us all.

[2014-04-25 19:51:11] <+liveleigh> get a grip over what

[2014-04-25 19:51:13] <+fickle> as if you guys don't talk about me when i'm gone

[2014-04-25 19:51:20] <+fickle> who was giving dwayne shit about me last night? hmm?

[2014-04-25 19:51:20] <+FODUCK> im using this e-cigarette and it doesnt seem strong enough

[2014-04-25 19:51:21] <+xanthippe> over how upsetting it is when i change nicks

[2014-04-25 19:51:23] <@Death_Syn> xanthippe: you've changed nicks like 3 times in the past year

[2014-04-25 19:51:24] <+xanthippe> for like a few days

[2014-04-25 19:51:24] <+fickle> obsessed...

[2014-04-25 19:51:27] <+FODUCK> i wonder if they gave me the wrong juice

[2014-04-25 19:51:28] <+liveleigh> seriously, what's so hard about maintaining the same identity

[2014-04-25 19:51:28] <@Death_Syn> it is challenging to keep up

[2014-04-25 19:51:29] <+ArmyAnt> i literally can't stop talking about fickle

[2014-04-25 19:51:32] <+liveleigh> this is a general question

[2014-04-25 19:51:33] <+xanthippe> deathsyn no i have adopted temporary nicks

[2014-04-25 19:51:36] <+ArmyAnt> I might have to go to rehab for my obsession

[2014-04-25 19:51:38] <+xanthippe> i have never switched entirely away from imfinite

[2014-04-25 19:51:46] <+fickle> i answered this question earlier today. must find logs

[2014-04-25 19:51:48] <+ArmyAnt> why do people change nicks?

[2014-04-25 19:51:50] <+xanthippe> it's not hard. it's boring

[2014-04-25 19:51:58] <+djentstar> liveleigh is going to type 23048905823 lines trying to shame someone else for her inability to utilize /whois

[2014-04-25 19:52:07] <@Death_Syn> howto: tb or wh?

[2014-04-25 19:52:11] * +howto flips a coin

[2014-04-25 19:52:14] <+howto> Death_syn: wh.

[2014-04-25 19:52:21] <+ArmyAnt> what is tb?

[2014-04-25 19:52:23] <+zuck> i dont know why, but it takes me basically 0 brainpower to identify someone with their new nick. its just automatic

[2014-04-25 19:52:24] <+fickle> [11:56] <+fickle> i think people who change their name often aren't comfortable with themselves. like when i went to goddess i wanted to project this ultra-feminine, in your face assertiveness but after a while i didn't need that nick and was comfortable being an ultra-feminine in your face assertive fickle. i think we should worry about nick changers

[2014-04-25 19:52:25] <+ArmyAnt> wh I am assuming is waffle house

[2014-04-25 19:52:26] <@Death_Syn> taco bell

[2014-04-25 19:52:26] <+fickle> omg howto can xo that

[2014-04-25 19:52:28] <+djentstar> taco bell, olf course

[2014-04-25 19:52:32] <+ArmyAnt> lulz

[2014-04-25 19:52:35] <+fickle> howto: death or life

[2014-04-25 19:52:38] <+howto> fickle: actually, i think it's a scenario

[2014-04-25 19:52:42] <+xanthippe> try to keep your waffle house meal under 2000 calories deathsyn

[2014-04-25 19:52:42] <+fickle> werd

[2014-04-25 19:52:43] <+djentstar> do you know t.f. here to eat anything that isn't horribly bad for you?

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[2014-04-25 19:52:43] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!globules@89.127.178.*

[2014-04-25 19:52:43] *** sconed was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (Completely retarded)

[2014-04-25 19:52:45] <+ArmyAnt> you have to put a question mark for howto to answer

[2014-04-25 19:52:46] <@voltaire> [sconed] Completely retarded

[2014-04-25 19:53:01] <+fickle> thanks ArmyAnt :)

[2014-04-25 19:53:15] <+pd-> I wonder if I went to fickle rehab, would I have fickle withdrawals?

[2014-04-25 19:53:19] <+ArmyAnt> howto asl

[2014-04-25 19:53:21] <+howto> Armyant: 32/male/bosnia.

[2014-04-25 19:53:31] <+ArmyAnt> howto: male or female?

[2014-04-25 19:53:33] <+djentstar> howto have you ever tickled a fickle pickle?

[2014-04-25 19:53:34] <+zuck> do you think fickle fickles fickle fickle

[2014-04-25 19:53:35] * +howto flips a coin

[2014-04-25 19:53:37] <+howto> Armyant: female

[2014-04-25 19:53:40] * +fickle kicks pd-

[2014-04-25 19:53:42] <+howto> Not since Chris-- socked my head.

[2014-04-25 19:53:44] <+pd-> Would I crave loud and cunty for months and months?

[2014-04-25 19:53:58] <+liveleigh> fickle you are a very polarizing chatter

[2014-04-25 19:54:00] <+pd-> Would I need a sponsor?

[2014-04-25 19:54:03] <+fickle> i see that

[2014-04-25 19:54:06] <+FODUCK> anyone had a positive experience with e-cigarettes

[2014-04-25 19:54:16] <+liveleigh> what do you think about that

[2014-04-25 19:54:16] <+Heraklwin> Hah, how did I guess there was a full moon.

[2014-04-25 19:54:17] <+xanthippe> pd is your mouth wide enough to acommodate her entire penis

[2014-04-25 19:54:18] <+xanthippe> +c

[2014-04-25 19:54:23] <+liveleigh> there's not a full moon

[2014-04-25 19:54:24] <+xanthippe> you seem to be struggling

[2014-04-25 19:54:27] <+pd-> Is there a drug that can calm my fickle cravings?

[2014-04-25 19:54:30] <+liveleigh> there was just a full moon last week

[2014-04-25 19:54:39] <+liveleigh> or 2 weeks ago, can't remember

[2014-04-25 19:54:42] <+djentstar> they see me trollin. they hatin. patrollin, tryin to catch me loud and cunty

[2014-04-25 19:54:43] <+fickle> i think if i keep talking about myself it is only going to enable this fickle obsession lol. i'm happy to take a break from talking abou tmyself for a minute...

[2014-04-25 19:54:44] <pratfall> the blood moon

[2014-04-25 19:54:48] <+liveleigh> anyway it was the lunar eclipse

[2014-04-25 19:54:49] <+fickle> let it die down

[2014-04-25 19:54:49] <+arbitrage> i used to smoke e cigs in my office but someone complained so i was told to keep the door closed while using it

[2014-04-25 19:54:50] <+xanthippe> that's sad

[2014-04-25 19:54:51] <+liveleigh> blood moon, etc

[2014-04-25 19:54:53] <+djentstar> foduck, ecigs helped me quit after * could not

[2014-04-25 19:54:56] <+arbitrage> so i quit using it

[2014-04-25 19:54:59] <+ArmyAnt> I tried an e-cigarette a couple weeks ago

[2014-04-25 19:55:03] <+ArmyAnt> it seemed gross

[2014-04-25 19:55:04] <+FODUCK> well i bought one today

[2014-04-25 19:55:07] <+liveleigh> swanson do you smoke?

[2014-04-25 19:55:08] <+FODUCK> it seems alright

[2014-04-25 19:55:09] <+fickle> the blood moon was dope

[2014-04-25 19:55:10] <+Heraklwin> scroll is this crazy only on full moon, why is the moon not full

[2014-04-25 19:55:12] <+arbitrage> did you get the ghetto juice

[2014-04-25 19:55:13] <+pd-> It's brown-flavored vapor.

[2014-04-25 19:55:17] <+arbitrage> this was a long time ago liveleigh

[2014-04-25 19:55:18] <+zuck> howto: fickle or fickle-fickle?

[2014-04-25 19:55:19] <+fickle> i want a K100

[2014-04-25 19:55:21] <+howto> Zuck: fickle-fickle.

[2014-04-25 19:55:22] <+xanthippe> it was hard to find unsweetened original flavor almond milk today. you can get original with sugar. vanilla without sugar.

[2014-04-25 19:55:22] <+FODUCK> what is the ghetto juice

[2014-04-25 19:55:23] <+howto> Or you could just use a placebo

[2014-04-25 19:55:24] <+ArmyAnt> it was like vaporizing air freshener

[2014-04-25 19:55:25] * +fickle kicks zuck

[2014-04-25 19:55:26] <+liveleigh> well do you?

[2014-04-25 19:55:27] <+xanthippe> but not very often can you find original unsweetened

[2014-04-25 19:55:27] <ejl> does the vapor smell like cigs?

[2014-04-25 19:55:31] <+arbitrage> i don't know but play is into it

[2014-04-25 19:55:33] <+ArmyAnt> you can get different flavors

[2014-04-25 19:55:35] <pratfall> djentstar may be free of cigarettes but still needs something to suck on

[2014-04-25 19:55:39] <+ArmyAnt> the one I tried was fruity as fuck

[2014-04-25 19:55:45] <ashtray> <-toilet baby

[2014-04-25 19:55:52] <+FODUCK> the juice i bought is tobacco flavor

[2014-04-25 19:55:53] <+djentstar> pratfall is still upset that i pointed out his status as shamed chatter returnee

[2014-04-25 19:55:58] <ejl> i'd be scared to have a cheap lithium battery that close to my mouth/face

[2014-04-25 19:56:02] <+djentstar> and as such he will continue to make butthurt noises in perpetuity

[2014-04-25 19:56:04] <+xanthippe> the lady at the tobacco store explained that the tobacco flavor juice for the vapes is most popular

[2014-04-25 19:56:09] <+djentstar> because that is what shamed chatters do

[2014-04-25 19:56:10] <+xanthippe> ppl don't feel satisfied after smokig cherry

[2014-04-25 19:56:15] <+Heraklwin> who is pratfall

[2014-04-25 19:56:18] <ashtray> i quit smoking today

[2014-04-25 19:56:21] <+djentstar> i bought the cherry refills for mine

[2014-04-25 19:56:24] <+djentstar> they're decent enough

[2014-04-25 19:56:27] <pratfall> your sense of self-worth is somewhat exaggerated

[2014-04-25 19:56:28] <+FODUCK> but on the bright side, i havent smoked a cigarette in 8 hours

[2014-04-25 19:56:32] <+FODUCK> so maybe it is working

[2014-04-25 19:56:37] <+djentstar> 14+ months

[2014-04-25 19:56:39] <+bougyman> i went 4 days without smoking

[2014-04-25 19:56:39] <+djentstar> nearly 15 i think

[2014-04-25 19:56:47] <+bougyman> damn non-smoking hospitals

[2014-04-25 19:56:55] <ejl> i'm doing a 1/4 nicotine patch and dry nasal snuff

[2014-04-25 19:56:57] <ashtray> smoking is kinda pointless

[2014-04-25 19:57:03] <+pd-> I quit smoking 9 years ago. I quit drinking 4.7 seconds ago.

[2014-04-25 19:57:06] <ashtray> i just do it to piss off people who say its not healthy

[2014-04-25 19:57:08] <+Heraklwin> you fucking druggies are disgusting

[2014-04-25 19:57:12] <+pd-> Oh shit, I started again.

[2014-04-25 19:57:25] <+ArmyAnt> i dont get why people smoke cigarettes

[2014-04-25 19:57:34] <+ArmyAnt> like you cough, but barely feel anything

[2014-04-25 19:57:37] <+djentstar> physical addiction

[2014-04-25 19:57:39] <+ArmyAnt> seems bad

[2014-04-25 19:57:40] <ejl> because it looks cool

[2014-04-25 19:57:40] <pratfall> don’t you want to be cool, man?

[2014-04-25 19:57:41] <+djentstar> nah, at first you get that CRACK HIGH

[2014-04-25 19:57:49] <ashtray> ArmyAnt, because they want to be in the movies

[2014-04-25 19:57:50] <+Heraklwin> ArmyAnt, i knew someone who once said, 'if i quit smoking cigarettes then i wont have something to blame everything on'

[2014-04-25 19:57:51] <+djentstar> there is a very noticeable tobacco high

[2014-04-25 19:57:51] <+ArmyAnt> yea you get lightheaded and nice

[2014-04-25 19:58:01] <+ArmyAnt> but i mean you have to notice that you are coughing

[2014-04-25 19:58:01] <+djentstar> but then it goes away and you're sucking that tobaccy dick

[2014-04-25 19:58:01] <ejl> nicotine really sharpens you up

[2014-04-25 19:58:02] <ashtray> smoke looks amazing on celluloid

[2014-04-25 19:58:02] <+djentstar> forever

[2014-04-25 19:58:05] <+ArmyAnt> and you smell like shit

[2014-04-25 19:58:05] <pratfall> djentstar has been trying to be cool his whole life, i think

[2014-04-25 19:58:09] <+FODUCK> i heard ArmyAnt went to jail for stalking Chef Boyardee

[2014-04-25 19:58:25] <+djentstar> pratfall any chance you can combine your butthurt into one blistering retort, type it all out at once and get it out of the way

[2014-04-25 19:58:26] <+ArmyAnt> I heard FODUCK went to jail because he fell on his ass walking down the street in front of a police car

[2014-04-25 19:58:30] <+pd-> Cigarettes used to be the ultimate social lubricant and excuse to not do shit you don't want to do. Also it can act as a literal smoke screen against Squares and Posers.

[2014-04-25 19:58:36] <+pd-> Everyone knows a smoker is no poser.

[2014-04-25 19:58:41] <ashtray> i heard ArmyAnt went to the university to explore his homosexuality

[2014-04-25 19:58:50] <+djentstar> because if you're going to be all murmur-faggy forever over something like this then you're not going to find much satisfaction from me

[2014-04-25 19:59:20] <ashtray> but then he met a malnourished underage chinese girl

[2014-04-25 19:59:25] <ashtray> who walked on his back

[2014-04-25 19:59:34] <+djentstar> mmm thinspiration

[2014-04-25 19:59:36] <+ArmyAnt> true

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[2014-04-25 19:59:37] <ashtray> she had tiny feet

[2014-04-25 19:59:46] <ashtray> from foot binding

[2014-04-25 19:59:52] <+FODUCK> i didnt even know chef boyardee was a real person

[2014-04-25 20:00:04] <+djentstar> his name was boiardi, i think

[2014-04-25 20:00:13] <+djentstar> typical wopstyle

[2014-04-25 20:01:19] <@Death_Syn> i can has raspberrypi

[2014-04-25 20:01:21] <+howto> Everyone look at Death_Syn, they're up to date on all internet memes!

[2014-04-25 20:01:24] <+howto> for example, <Death_Syn> all your base are belong to us

[2014-04-25 20:01:25] <+howto> fantastic.

[2014-04-25 20:01:28] <+djentstar> lul

[2014-04-25 20:01:39] <+pd-> howto 2.1

[2014-04-25 20:01:46] <pratfall> dj, i’m cooking brisket. you are not a target, except for the one you keep painting on yourself

[2014-04-25 20:02:16] <pratfall> i’m not an aggro chatter like you, fortunately

[2014-04-25 20:02:22] <+djentstar> so you're going to slow-roll the butthurt instead of just going for the one-time paroxysm of cryhard

[2014-04-25 20:02:27] <+djentstar> fine, that's your call

[2014-04-25 20:02:39] <+zuck> who is pratfall

[2014-04-25 20:02:49] <+djentstar> pratfall is a shamed chatter who does not wish to be identified

[2014-04-25 20:02:50] <+zuck> i appologize if this was already covered

[2014-04-25 20:02:55] <+djentstar> but we know who he is, don't we

[2014-04-25 20:03:01] <+zuck> so like what, fourdee or whatever?

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[2014-04-25 20:03:10] <+djentstar> not quite as bad as that, no

[2014-04-25 20:03:27] <pratfall> you can guess but you’d be wrong

[2014-04-25 20:03:29] <+pd-> Anybody fondling volumes of Balzac?

[2014-04-25 20:03:34] <+djentstar> hello, laertes. how does this image make you feel? http://i.imgur.com/4hNNZCG.gif

[2014-04-25 20:03:43] <laertes1> fondle these nuts

[2014-04-25 20:03:53] <+Heraklwin> pratfall must be destron

[2014-04-25 20:04:05] <pratfall> i don’t know who that is, but, yeah, no.

[2014-04-25 20:04:05] <+zuck> did that image really happen

[2014-04-25 20:04:08] <+djentstar> it did

[2014-04-25 20:04:14] <laertes1> no emotion

[2014-04-25 20:04:19] <+djentstar> none?

[2014-04-25 20:04:27] <laertes1> nope

[2014-04-25 20:04:33] <+djentstar> i felt an emotion when i saw it

[2014-04-25 20:04:33] <+ArmyAnt> laertes1, the lakers have 3 people under contract for next year

[2014-04-25 20:04:41] <+ArmyAnt> nash, kobe, and robert sacre

[2014-04-25 20:05:03] <+ArmyAnt> i think they have an option on kendall marshall

[2014-04-25 20:05:11] <+liveleigh> i had a job interview today

[2014-04-25 20:05:16] <+liveleigh> and i fucking nailed that shit son

[2014-04-25 20:05:17] <+djentstar> kobe at the 2, sacre starts at the 5, nash obviously is pg and just grab two fans from the front row for the forwards

[2014-04-25 20:06:01] <+pd-> Sacred Rob. Beef. And Nasty.

[2014-04-25 20:06:11] <laertes1> i hope they use their cap space wisely.

[2014-04-25 20:06:18] <+ArmyAnt> i hear they are going to go easy this year

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[2014-04-25 20:06:19] <@voltaire> [anachron] <+anachron> A little late-night lackadaisical experimentation.

[2014-04-25 20:06:29] <+ArmyAnt> because the next year should be a deeper fa class

[2014-04-25 20:06:31] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v anachron

[2014-04-25 20:06:36] <fluttrshy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEuAJL9slkQ

[2014-04-25 20:06:49] <+djentstar> they're going to go for lebron or bust

[2014-04-25 20:06:51] <+djentstar> it's hysterical

[2014-04-25 20:06:54] <+Neff> i think im going to make oatmeal cookies

[2014-04-25 20:07:03] <+Neff> what do you guys think

[2014-04-25 20:07:07] <+pd-> I'm the cookie maker here, motherfucker. Everyone knows that.

[2014-04-25 20:07:08] <+anachron> Yes. Do it.

[2014-04-25 20:07:10] <exaltator> Do you think America is aquiline?

[2014-04-25 20:07:12] <+pd-> FUCK YOUR COOKIES.

[2014-04-25 20:07:15] <+djentstar> win a title in miami, go to los angeles and fail hard

[2014-04-25 20:07:15] <+howto> o_O

[2014-04-25 20:07:17] <+djentstar> lather, rinse, repeat

[2014-04-25 20:07:33] <+anachron> I made 2 kilos of tuna fish salad today, in 20 minutes. Works out to about 10 meals, I like that.

[2014-04-25 20:07:41] <+ArmyAnt> what could possibly make lebron leave miami

[2014-04-25 20:07:44] <+djentstar> mets up 1-0

[2014-04-25 20:08:00] <fluttrshy> now you just have to eat all of that before it gives you food poisoning

[2014-04-25 20:08:11] <+djentstar> it would have to be a combination of factors. coming off a disappointment in the playoffs, unrestricted FA, d-wade retired, etc.

[2014-04-25 20:08:35] <+djentstar> maybe he follows bosh to LA

[2014-04-25 20:08:37] <+anachron> fluttrshy: freezer.

[2014-04-25 20:08:46] <+djentstar> i dunno. if you listen to the lakers fans lebron's already signed for next year, somehow

[2014-04-25 20:08:50] <fluttrshy> have fun with that

[2014-04-25 20:08:55] <+anachron> I do, thanks.

[2014-04-25 20:09:01] <+anachron> It works out well.

[2014-04-25 20:09:23] <+Heraklwin> people should be self-satisfied about important things only

[2014-04-25 20:09:23] <+djentstar> anachron how much fish are you buying for these monster tuna salad marathons

[2014-04-25 20:09:39] <+anachron> I buy 66 ounce food-service size cans.

[2014-04-25 20:09:46] <+djentstar> keerist

[2014-04-25 20:09:50] <fluttrshy> of cat food

[2014-04-25 20:09:51] <+anachron> From www.americantuna.com. This is quality shit.

[2014-04-25 20:10:04] <+djentstar> i don't know if i trust a tuna salad in the fridge for, what, 10 days

[2014-04-25 20:10:05] <fluttrshy> admit it, you used cat food.

[2014-04-25 20:10:17] <+djentstar> i mean after 5 i start questioning whether or not my milk is any good

[2014-04-25 20:10:31] <+anachron> fluttrshy, admit this: https://www.flickr.com/photos/79575223@N06/sets/72157644235944626/

[2014-04-25 20:10:57] <+anachron> Today's batch was about 30% larger than pictured

[2014-04-25 20:11:29] <+anachron> Freezer. Frozen solid. Keeps for weeks.

[2014-04-25 20:11:39] <fluttrshy> i was picturing keeping it in a huge bowl that you have to chip away at once it's frozen

[2014-04-25 20:11:42] <+anachron> I think the mayo-substitute seems to protect well against freezer burn.

[2014-04-25 20:12:08] <exaltator> I will never

[2014-04-25 20:12:40] <+pd-> Too bad tuna is over-fished and you're adding to the chances of global apocalypse.

[2014-04-25 20:12:41] <laertes1> you can get 3.5 lbs of canned tuna at costco for around $15

[2014-04-25 20:12:45] <+howto> They had a vote for the mingingest place on earth. It was won by costco

[2014-04-25 20:12:47] <+pd-> But hey, enjoy those cheap meals!

[2014-04-25 20:12:47] <+anachron> pd, do the homework

[2014-04-25 20:12:54] <+anachron> This is pole-caught young pacific tuna

[2014-04-25 20:13:03] <+pd-> POLE CAUGHT.

[2014-04-25 20:13:09] <+zuck> i dont really like tuna

[2014-04-25 20:13:10] <+anachron> Top 100' of the ocean, very diff. from long-line / big net deep fishing.

[2014-04-25 20:13:20] <+pd-> I rescind all previous statements!

[2014-04-25 20:13:25] <+anachron> They get the young'ns, much lower mercury also.

[2014-04-25 20:13:41] <+anachron> Srsly these are on average 10 to 20 lb fish, not 100 to 400 lb monsters.

[2014-04-25 20:13:48] <+pd-> If they're young, you never need to let them get old.

[2014-04-25 20:14:01] <exaltator> lots of poo in the ocean

[2014-04-25 20:14:02] <+anachron> The oldies stick around & reppperduce.

[2014-04-25 20:14:16] <+anachron> Also this stuff's not cheap, except in bulk

[2014-04-25 20:14:27] <exaltator> some of the fish eat poo you know

[2014-04-25 20:14:31] <+anachron> In standard grocery stores sized cans it's like $5 a can.

[2014-04-25 20:14:34] <+Heraklwin> i get wild salmon cheaper than that 4 lb can of tuna

[2014-04-25 20:14:38] <+zuck> you want to let the old fish reproduce. according to the theory of BOFFFF

[2014-04-25 20:14:48] <pratfall> have some eel, zuck

[2014-04-25 20:14:52] <+pd-> All animals eat poo, including us. All things become poo. It's Nature's way.

[2014-04-25 20:14:55] <exaltator> ut aves.

[2014-04-25 20:15:02] <+zuck> Big Old Fat FEcune Female Fish are the best reproducers

[2014-04-25 20:15:17] <+anachron> See, what zuck said.

[2014-04-25 20:15:31] <+anachron> I buy a case of 6 x 4 lb cans about once a year.

[2014-04-25 20:15:49] <+pd-> I agree, but still, there're tons of other fish that just get thrown overboard off those fucking trawlers that was perfectly good, just not popular.

[2014-04-25 20:15:50] <+anachron> Open it, split the meat in half, make one batch, freeze the other chunk.

[2014-04-25 20:16:18] <+anachron> Anyway. I am off to do this and that.

[2014-04-25 20:16:26] <+pd-> Eat a non-famous fish instead and let the young ones grow old! Just sayin'.

[2014-04-25 20:16:34] * +pd- hugs a tree.

[2014-04-25 20:16:42] <+anachron> Maybe I'll try salmon-fish salad.

[2014-04-25 20:16:48] <pratfall> matelote d’anguille

[2014-04-25 20:16:49] <+anachron> Or whitefish salad.

[2014-04-25 20:17:03] <+anachron> I tried to get myself to like sardines, but it didn't happen.

[2014-04-25 20:17:17] <+pd-> Sardines are only good in other countries.

[2014-04-25 20:17:34] <+arbitrage> i thought about eating canned sardines before

[2014-04-25 20:17:45] <+arbitrage> never followed through

[2014-04-25 20:17:47] * +anachron robot voice [ have ... a ... good ... weekend .... chatters ... get ... plenty ... sleep ... cook ... good ... food ]

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[2014-04-25 20:17:52] <ejl> fish that smells like a finger

[2014-04-25 20:17:55] <+FODUCK> i eat them sometimes

[2014-04-25 20:18:01] <+pd-> Fresh sardines out of the Mediterranean are otherworldly.

[2014-04-25 20:18:02] <+arbitrage> seems like something a bowery bum would be into in 1930

[2014-04-25 20:18:11] <+pd-> They sedn us their garbage.

[2014-04-25 20:18:12] <exaltator> In aere non audium te gemitu.

[2014-04-25 20:18:14] <+ArmyAnt> do you guys like hormel?

[2014-04-25 20:18:17] <+pd-> send, rather.

[2014-04-25 20:18:18] <ejl> canned mackeral

[2014-04-25 20:18:25] <+Heraklwin> i'm out of broccoli come to think of it

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[2014-04-25 20:18:31] <+FODUCK> canned sardines are probably the healthiest canned food

[2014-04-25 20:18:41] <+arbitrage> canned green beans are pretty good

[2014-04-25 20:18:45] <ejl> no mercury?

[2014-04-25 20:18:51] <+pd-> Canned sprats tend to be better than the sardines.

[2014-04-25 20:18:52] <+ArmyAnt> FODUCK probably eats potted meat and vienna sausages

[2014-04-25 20:19:06] <fluttrshy> canned vegetables taste like salt and metal

[2014-04-25 20:19:07] <laertes1> holy mackerel

[2014-04-25 20:19:09] <+FODUCK> well ive had a few potted meat sandwiches

[2014-04-25 20:19:23] <+arbitrage> yeah i guess that's a pretty good flavor

[2014-04-25 20:19:25] <+liveleigh> anyone into corned beef

[2014-04-25 20:19:33] <fluttrshy> and the smell of them makes me want to puke

[2014-04-25 20:19:33] <+arbitrage> i like the taste of batteries

[2014-04-25 20:19:37] <+pd-> Confit is a good potted meat.

[2014-04-25 20:19:45] <+ArmyAnt> i had corned beef on easter

[2014-04-25 20:19:46] <+Neff> Spam and corned beef hash

[2014-04-25 20:19:48] <+liveleigh> i got battery acid on my face and in my mouth once

[2014-04-25 20:19:48] <+arbitrage> i used to enjoy liverwurst

[2014-04-25 20:19:51] <+ArmyAnt> and reuben sandwiches as leftovers

[2014-04-25 20:19:52] <laertes1> http://www.bizarrefood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/canned-russian-herring.jpg

[2014-04-25 20:19:55] <+liveleigh> i love liverwurst

[2014-04-25 20:20:00] <+liveleigh> i have some in my fridge

[2014-04-25 20:20:02] <+ArmyAnt> my mom made pate

[2014-04-25 20:20:07] <+arbitrage> herring is one of those things russians eat while drinking

[2014-04-25 20:20:09] <+ArmyAnt> with liverwurst and cream cheese and green onions

[2014-04-25 20:20:16] <+arbitrage> although i think the main thing is pickles

[2014-04-25 20:20:32] <pratfall> i drink a quart of truffle oil each day

[2014-04-25 20:20:35] <+arbitrage> russian people will not just get a bottle of vodka

[2014-04-25 20:20:43] <+arbitrage> they will get a bottle of vodka and a bottle of pickles

[2014-04-25 20:20:45] <+liveleigh> liverwurst is the cheapest coldcut

[2014-04-25 20:20:58] <+liveleigh> it's like $2.00/lb

[2014-04-25 20:20:59] <+arbitrage> hold on

[2014-04-25 20:21:03] <+arbitrage> isn't liverwurst a spread ?

[2014-04-25 20:21:14] <+xanthippe> hold up wait a minute let me put my two inches in it

[2014-04-25 20:21:22] <+liveleigh> .wurst is sausage in german isn't it

[2014-04-25 20:21:27] <exaltator> y

[2014-04-25 20:21:34] <+arbitrage> ok but i think it's a spread nevertheless

[2014-04-25 20:21:34] <+pd-> It's amazing that out of the thousands of different sausages Germany sports, the only one that's known here is liverwurst--which is the most generic one.

[2014-04-25 20:21:39] <+pd-> Oh, and Bratwurst.

[2014-04-25 20:21:39] <+djentstar> let's all leave the fish alone and eat monsanto grains and mutant chickens until we get rounded up and fed to cattle bred to feed the next generation of future-livestock-feed

[2014-04-25 20:21:41] <+liveleigh> well it's very soft

[2014-04-25 20:21:42] <+howto> aw... your little robot toy is broken

[2014-04-25 20:21:43] <+xanthippe> sausage doesn't necessarily have a casing

[2014-04-25 20:21:44] <exaltator> sausages and beer man.

[2014-04-25 20:21:45] <+xanthippe> it's ground meat

[2014-04-25 20:21:50] <+liveleigh> and spreadable

[2014-04-25 20:21:50] <exaltator> the fuckin best

[2014-04-25 20:21:53] <+djentstar> it's the CIIIIRCLE OF (corporate-sponsored) LIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[2014-04-25 20:21:55] <+xanthippe> so yes liverwurst could be a sausage

[2014-04-25 20:22:01] <+liveleigh> well the liverwurst i get has a casing

[2014-04-25 20:22:11] <+arbitrage> i heard sausage is one of the least healthy foods you can eat

[2014-04-25 20:22:17] <+liveleigh> they cut it into slices and you have to take the casing off each one

[2014-04-25 20:22:25] <+xanthippe> i am a fan of eating sausage but i haven't had any in over a month

[2014-04-25 20:22:42] <pratfall> I went to a place called Wurstküche in DTLA… sausage and beer. “what else do you need?”

[2014-04-25 20:22:49] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-teacher-provides-full-contact-lap-dance-203041332.html

[2014-04-25 20:22:56] <+xanthippe> arbitrage you must be eating liver pate

[2014-04-25 20:22:56] <+pd-> http://www.ehow.com/info_8572262_kinds-german-wurst.html

[2014-04-25 20:22:56] <laertes1> why does Underwood Liverwurst have a devil on it

[2014-04-25 20:23:00] <+howto> hooray for earth!

[2014-04-25 20:23:03] <exaltator> haha

[2014-04-25 20:23:13] <+pd-> Kochwurst

[2014-04-25 20:23:19] <+arbitrage> i don't really eat meat spreads but i did a long time ago

[2014-04-25 20:23:30] <+xanthippe> when you were classy

[2014-04-25 20:23:36] <+arbitrage> i think underwood is some nasty shit isn't it

[2014-04-25 20:23:41] <+arbitrage> with a big dollop of fat at the top

[2014-04-25 20:23:44] <laertes1> http://www.underwoodspreads.com/products/

[2014-04-25 20:23:46] <+howto> you're on fire

[2014-04-25 20:23:48] <+arbitrage> another bowery bum food

[2014-04-25 20:24:00] <+djentstar> are you really all trying to poor-shame each other at the same time?

[2014-04-25 20:24:06] <+djentstar> didn't i just end that whole thing?

[2014-04-25 20:24:08] <+arbitrage> devil is like deviled ham i think

[2014-04-25 20:24:11] <+djentstar> fucks

[2014-04-25 20:24:13] <+arbitrage> although i don't know what that is

[2014-04-25 20:24:15] <+xanthippe> no one has been poor shaming for a few minutes now, djentstar

[2014-04-25 20:24:18] <+xanthippe> but i see you're ere to correct that

[2014-04-25 20:24:20] <+xanthippe> +h

[2014-04-25 20:24:21] <+djentstar> omg a few whole minutes

[2014-04-25 20:24:39] <+arbitrage> i was poor shaming dwayne earlier

[2014-04-25 20:24:48] <+arbitrage> that was quite awhile ago though

[2014-04-25 20:25:01] <+djentstar> i'm so poor i have to work 40 hours a week LOLOLOLOL

[2014-04-25 20:25:12] <laertes1> The Underwood Devil logo, which was registered in 1870, is believed to be the oldest registered trademark still in use for a prepackaged food product in the United States. The Underwood red devil symbol was to identify the company’s product â€" deviled ham.

[2014-04-25 20:25:13] <+pd-> Blutwurst is my favorite. Blood sausage with chunks of fat in it. Tastes like a medieval orgy on a magic silk carpet.

[2014-04-25 20:25:16] <+xanthippe> i stopped being poor at some point

[2014-04-25 20:25:21] <+xanthippe> idk when it happened

[2014-04-25 20:25:24] <+djentstar> it didn't

[2014-04-25 20:25:30] <pratfall> the more fat, the better

[2014-04-25 20:25:32] <+xanthippe> i supported rkl for almost 2 years

[2014-04-25 20:25:33] <+djentstar> that's what you're failing to understand

[2014-04-25 20:25:35] <+djentstar> we're ALL poor

[2014-04-25 20:25:36] <+xanthippe> so if i were poor that woulda been

[2014-04-25 20:25:37] <+djentstar> you work, right?

[2014-04-25 20:25:38] <+xanthippe> impossible

[2014-04-25 20:25:40] <+djentstar> well, maybe not YOU

[2014-04-25 20:25:45] <+djentstar> you just take sick hours until the weekend comes

[2014-04-25 20:25:50] <+xanthippe> djentstar only 1% of americans have a ridiculous amount of wealth

[2014-04-25 20:25:52] <+arbitrage> we are all poor

[2014-04-25 20:25:53] <+djentstar> but still, that's through an alleged employer

[2014-04-25 20:25:56] <+xanthippe> most of the rest of us are normal

[2014-04-25 20:25:58] <+djentstar> so you work

[2014-04-25 20:26:10] <+arbitrage> but you have some fucking retards like dwayne and z00p who constantly try to impress upon the world how classy they are

[2014-04-25 20:26:11] <+djentstar> therefore, you are poor and subject to the whims of the ultra-rich

[2014-04-25 20:26:28] <+djentstar> once you get used to that fact, imfinite, life will go much more smooothly for you

[2014-04-25 20:26:36] <+djentstar> it might even get to the point where you aren't threatening suicide every 2.2 months

[2014-04-25 20:26:36] <+xanthippe> i think the chinless guy on bates motel is going to rape norma

[2014-04-25 20:26:37] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/connecticut-high-school-girl-stabbed-apparent-prom-dispute-151247550.html

[2014-04-25 20:26:41] <+zuck> anybody here mentioning fickle apropos to nothing?

[2014-04-25 20:26:42] <+djentstar> shut the fuck up

[2014-04-25 20:26:45] <+djentstar> you dirty assclown

[2014-04-25 20:26:46] <+xanthippe> what is 2.2 months

[2014-04-25 20:26:50] <+xanthippe> just under six weeks?

[2014-04-25 20:26:50] <+djentstar> i haven't see any of season 2

[2014-04-25 20:26:54] <+djentstar> and you're trying to fucking spoil it

[2014-04-25 20:26:56] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/putin-stops-talks-white-house-193500418--politics.html

[2014-04-25 20:27:02] <+djentstar> do you want me to shit all over you and tell you what happens in game of dongs before you see it?

[2014-04-25 20:27:05] <+xanthippe> yes

[2014-04-25 20:27:08] <+djentstar> i have a hookup where i can get webrips before you can get hdtv

[2014-04-25 20:27:11] <+arbitrage> i stopped following current events recently

[2014-04-25 20:27:11] <+djentstar> and i can do that

[2014-04-25 20:27:12] <+xanthippe> what happened in game of thrones last sunday

[2014-04-25 20:27:13] <+xanthippe> which king died

[2014-04-25 20:27:14] <+arbitrage> about 2 weeks ago

[2014-04-25 20:27:27] <+djentstar> no idea. but if you want me to ruin this week's episode for you just keep fucking around with spoilers

[2014-04-25 20:27:29] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/satellite-images-suggest-nkorea-preparing-nuclear-test-think-020724828.html

[2014-04-25 20:27:29] <+xanthippe> arbitrage ther ewere a lot of massacres and bombings in the last couple of days

[2014-04-25 20:27:36] <+arbitrage> well whatever

[2014-04-25 20:27:37] <+djentstar> i'll openly shit on you AND xartet, because he still has it coming

[2014-04-25 20:27:39] <+djentstar> game of dongs fans

[2014-04-25 20:27:41] * +djentstar spits

[2014-04-25 20:27:42] <+arbitrage> i wouldn't know

[2014-04-25 20:27:45] <+xanthippe> xartet read the books

[2014-04-25 20:27:49] <+xanthippe> he doesn't have spoilers

[2014-04-25 20:27:50] <+djentstar> xartet still watches the show

[2014-04-25 20:27:54] <+djentstar> what the fucka re you talking about

[2014-04-25 20:27:56] <+arbitrage> no news of any kind

[2014-04-25 20:27:57] <+djentstar> he spoiled twd like a year ago

[2014-04-25 20:28:00] <+xanthippe> he knows the spoilers

[2014-04-25 20:28:04] <+djentstar> no he doesn't

[2014-04-25 20:28:12] <+djentstar> i know game of dongs fans. the books don't spoil the show

[2014-04-25 20:28:12] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/foursquare-founder-sorry-wife-stealing-boston-marathon-bib-213456189--abc-news-topstories.html

[2014-04-25 20:28:16] <+xanthippe> reddit spoiled GoT for me bc the fminist subs don't have spoiler rules

[2014-04-25 20:28:18] <+djentstar> no more than the comics spoil twdd

[2014-04-25 20:28:22] <+xanthippe> so they were posted all about this guy raping this lady

[2014-04-25 20:28:24] <+xanthippe> and i'm like FUCK

[2014-04-25 20:28:25] <fluttrshy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtjwdGeQ7kY

[2014-04-25 20:28:39] <+djentstar> anyway stfu because i haven't quite ejected on bates motel yet

[2014-04-25 20:28:43] <+djentstar> like i did that horrible hannibal show

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[2014-04-25 20:28:45] <+xanthippe> my brother is reading the books

[2014-04-25 20:28:46] <@Death_Syn> it was raping his sister next to the corpse of her son, as i've heard it

[2014-04-25 20:28:50] <+xanthippe> and he knows about everything in season 3

[2014-04-25 20:28:53] <+xanthippe> and has never watched the show

[2014-04-25 20:28:59] <+xanthippe> and he knows about the stuff that's happened in season 4

[2014-04-25 20:29:10] <+zuck> except stuff is supposedly different

[2014-04-25 20:29:12] <+djentstar> fine. keep dropping spoilers and risk not being able to watch another episode of GoT again without being pissed at me

[2014-04-25 20:29:14] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/georgia-leader-warns-west-not-alienate-russia-170644806.html

[2014-04-25 20:29:16] <+zuck> in some important ways

[2014-04-25 20:29:21] <+xanthippe> Hannibal is a very very good show. mads mikkelson #1

[2014-04-25 20:29:29] <@Death_Syn> i haven't watched the show yet

[2014-04-25 20:29:34] <+djentstar> hannibal fucking sucks

[2014-04-25 20:29:38] <fluttrshy> GoT is a rape culture enabling piece of shit

[2014-04-25 20:29:38] <@Death_Syn> so spoil away

[2014-04-25 20:29:39] <+djentstar> it's worse than that "hannibal rising" movie

[2014-04-25 20:29:41] <@Death_Syn> i don't give a fuck

[2014-04-25 20:29:43] <+liveleigh> my tv cable isn't long enough to reach my tv anymore

[2014-04-25 20:29:47] <+liveleigh> and i have done nothing about it

[2014-04-25 20:29:54] <+xanthippe> it's better than all the movies because it doesn't have anthony hopkins in it

[2014-04-25 20:29:59] <+djentstar> lol

[2014-04-25 20:30:00] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/forecasters-already-predicting-massive-tornado-outbreak-weekend-151627265.html

[2014-04-25 20:30:05] <+djentstar> hopkins made that character

[2014-04-25 20:30:09] <+xanthippe> i rewatched silence of the lambs after seeing hannibal season 1 and i was completely disillusioned

[2014-04-25 20:30:13] <+djentstar> it will forever be hopkins. everybody else is just a pale shadow

[2014-04-25 20:30:17] <+djentstar> hannibal season 1 fucking sucked

[2014-04-25 20:30:17] <+xanthippe> anthony hopkins is an uncreative serial killer

[2014-04-25 20:30:19] <+djentstar> you have horrible taste

[2014-04-25 20:30:21] <+djentstar> in everything

[2014-04-25 20:30:21] <+xanthippe> either that or the books suck

[2014-04-25 20:30:23] <+djentstar> kill yourself

[2014-04-25 20:30:27] <+xanthippe> but mads m ikkelson does a great job

[2014-04-25 20:30:28] <+xanthippe> he is good

[2014-04-25 20:30:43] <+arbitrage> The Pennsylvania boy accused of stabbing more than 20 people at his high school wrote a note saying he couldn't wait to see the "helpless looks" on his victims' faces, according to a new criminal complaint filed Friday in the case.

[2014-04-25 20:30:44] <+djentstar> you loved hannibal rising didn't you

[2014-04-25 20:30:50] <+djentstar> you couldn't figure out why the movie was universally panned

[2014-04-25 20:30:55] <+xanthippe> is that the one with the asian boy on the airplane

[2014-04-25 20:31:01] <+arbitrage> if you see this kid who did those stabbings i think it's understandable

[2014-04-25 20:31:13] <+djentstar> it was the one without hopkins

[2014-04-25 20:31:14] <+djentstar> and yes

[2014-04-25 20:31:22] <+xanthippe> i haven't seen one without hopkins

[2014-04-25 20:31:24] <+arbitrage> the kid was like 16 and looked about 9

[2014-04-25 20:31:25] <+xanthippe> except for the show

[2014-04-25 20:31:28] <+djentstar> ok it was the one without hopkins that wasn't manhunter

[2014-04-25 20:31:35] <+arbitrage> he got no respect in school, so he stabbed some guys

[2014-04-25 20:31:42] <+xanthippe> i saw red dragon

[2014-04-25 20:31:44] <+xanthippe> and i loved it

[2014-04-25 20:31:44] <+pd-> Hopkins _is_ SOTL. End of story.

[2014-04-25 20:31:49] <+djentstar> ^

[2014-04-25 20:31:54] <+xanthippe> sotl is a film

[2014-04-25 20:31:56] <+djentstar> see? why does pd get it and you never do

[2014-04-25 20:31:57] <+pd-> Your show sucks.

[2014-04-25 20:31:57] <+xanthippe> hopkins is a person

[2014-04-25 20:32:03] <+xanthippe> it's a good show

[2014-04-25 20:32:07] <+xanthippe> i like mads mikkelson

[2014-04-25 20:32:10] <+pd-> I saw that show, it sucks.

[2014-04-25 20:32:11] <+xanthippe> i want him to open his mouth all the way

[2014-04-25 20:32:18] <+djentstar> you have some crush on some finnish fuck with too many syllables in his last name

[2014-04-25 20:32:22] <+djentstar> and too many repeating consonants

[2014-04-25 20:32:24] <+xanthippe> he's like dutch

[2014-04-25 20:32:26] <+xanthippe> or something

[2014-04-25 20:32:26] <+djentstar> and too much suck as an actor

[2014-04-25 20:32:27] <+djentstar> whatever

[2014-04-25 20:32:32] <+djentstar> you have some girlcrush on this clown

[2014-04-25 20:32:37] <+djentstar> who can't act his way out of a paper bag

[2014-04-25 20:32:38] <+xanthippe> have you seen his mouth

[2014-04-25 20:32:41] * +djentstar facepalm

[2014-04-25 20:32:45] <+xanthippe> he is a good actor

[2014-04-25 20:32:47] <+djentstar> i'm not reading you any more

[2014-04-25 20:32:48] <+pd-> Judgment is compromised. Abort mission.

[2014-04-25 20:32:50] <+arbitrage> "I can't wait to see the priceless and helpless looks on the faces of the students of one of the 'best schools in Pennsylvania' (when they) realize their precious lives are going to be taken by the only one among them that isn't a plebeian,"

[2014-04-25 20:32:50] <+arbitrage> Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teen-stabbing-suspect-refused-stop-kill-documents-article-1.1769294#ixzz2zwptrhs2

[2014-04-25 20:32:54] <+howto> Stupid hobbit. Talking to himself like that. Not answering himself.

[2014-04-25 20:33:00] <+xanthippe> i'm saying the mouth is part of the acting

[2014-04-25 20:33:08] <+xanthippe> he plays this highly controlled intelligent psychopath

[2014-04-25 20:33:16] <+xanthippe> who strategically smiles or doesn't smile

[2014-04-25 20:33:18] <+xanthippe> the mouth

[2014-04-25 20:33:24] <+djentstar> he tried to redefine what lecter is

[2014-04-25 20:33:28] <+xanthippe> yes

[2014-04-25 20:33:33] <+xanthippe> and it's not some empty minded pervert

[2014-04-25 20:33:34] <+djentstar> which is why hannibal rising failed so spectacularly

[2014-04-25 20:33:36] <+xanthippe> with nothing substantial to say

[2014-04-25 20:33:37] <+djentstar> because they tried to redefine hannibal

[2014-04-25 20:33:38] <+zuck> danish girls have awesome mouths.

[2014-04-25 20:33:39] <pratfall> i binge watched dexter

[2014-04-25 20:33:40] <+djentstar> and hannibal is a known quantity

[2014-04-25 20:33:51] <+zuck> some danish girls

[2014-04-25 20:33:56] <+djentstar> it's like if norman bates was suddenly turned into this extroverted sportshole guy

[2014-04-25 20:34:04] <+xanthippe> every hopkins line of sotl is "does your pussy smell like a wet dog, clarice"

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[2014-04-25 20:34:07] <+zuck> some some subset of danish girls have this amazing mouth, nose tip combination

[2014-04-25 20:34:07] <+pd-> Hopkins didn't play a pervert with nothing to say, you crazy person.

[2014-04-25 20:34:15] <+xanthippe> "did you manually masturbate him"

[2014-04-25 20:34:21] <+xanthippe> "did you masticate his semen, clarice"

[2014-04-25 20:34:26] <+arbitrage> i skipped the 8th grade and i had just turned 13 when i started high school, and i was really small, and all these kids would call me '8th grader' in the hallway

[2014-04-25 20:34:29] <+djentstar> you missed like 90% of the movie

[2014-04-25 20:34:30] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/video/man-killed-cross-091535572.html

[2014-04-25 20:34:30] <+pd-> You didn't actually watch it, did you?

[2014-04-25 20:34:33] <+djentstar> and you clearly never saw hannibal

[2014-04-25 20:34:35] <+arbitrage> i guess i was like this hribal guy

[2014-04-25 20:34:39] <+xanthippe> i have seen it like ten times

[2014-04-25 20:34:41] <+hurfduh> I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT

[2014-04-25 20:34:43] <+xanthippe> i am very familiar with the movie

[2014-04-25 20:34:43] <+djentstar> lol

[2014-04-25 20:34:51] <+djentstar> clearly not if you "relearned" it after watching the show

[2014-04-25 20:34:59] <+arbitrage> i smashed some farmer's nose with a math book

[2014-04-25 20:35:02] <+xanthippe> that doesn't really make sense

[2014-04-25 20:35:12] <+arbitrage> in the hall

[2014-04-25 20:35:16] <+arbitrage> it was bloody

[2014-04-25 20:35:24] <+djentstar> man. girlcrushes make women just useless

[2014-04-25 20:35:33] <+djentstar> they accuse men of thinking with our dicks

[2014-04-25 20:35:43] <+richtroye> did you apologize profusely?

[2014-04-25 20:35:43] <+xanthippe> what do girlcrushes make men like

[2014-04-25 20:35:44] <+arbitrage> it is not his fault

[2014-04-25 20:35:46] <+xanthippe> totally useful

[2014-04-25 20:35:47] <+xanthippe> i bet.

[2014-04-25 20:35:50] <+djentstar> but they find themselves being ordered around by their own clitorises 95% of the time

[2014-04-25 20:35:54] <+richtroye> Did you offer to replace his blood?

[2014-04-25 20:36:00] <+arbitrage> he was bullying me

[2014-04-25 20:36:06] <+richtroye> oh fuck him then

[2014-04-25 20:36:09] <+Neff> http://news.yahoo.com/parents-opt-not-separate-conjoined-twin-boys-163001202--abc-news-topstories.html

[2014-04-25 20:36:11] <+xanthippe> mads mikkelson does not have a relationship with my clitoris

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[2014-04-25 20:36:14] <+arbitrage> calling me '8th grader' and laughing at me

[2014-04-25 20:36:20] <+djentstar> you sure wish he did

[2014-04-25 20:36:23] <+richtroye> But still, you should have turned the other buttock

[2014-04-25 20:36:28] <+arbitrage> why ?

[2014-04-25 20:36:28] <+xanthippe> gross djentstar

[2014-04-25 20:36:34] <+djentstar> lol

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[2014-04-25 20:36:37] <+xanthippe> can we have one minute of chat where you don't bring up my genitals

[2014-04-25 20:36:41] <+richtroye> to get into heaven cuh

[2014-04-25 20:36:42] <+xanthippe> trying to run a community here.

[2014-04-25 20:36:43] <+richtroye> duh

[2014-04-25 20:36:48] <+arbitrage> i'm in heaven now

[2014-04-25 20:36:48] <+djentstar> i'm bringing them up metaphorically

[2014-04-25 20:36:53] <+xanthippe> this is a family channel

[2014-04-25 20:36:53] <+richtroye> oh ok nm then

[2014-04-25 20:36:54] <+djentstar> pointing out your compromised judgment

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[2014-04-25 20:37:22] <+djentstar> you are proclaiming someone better than the guy who basically defined the role. because OMG LOOK AT THOSE LIPS

[2014-04-25 20:37:33] <+xanthippe> he defined it 20 years ago

[2014-04-25 20:37:35] <+xanthippe> why does that matter

[2014-04-25 20:37:47] <+hurfduh> Someone is saying that anyone other than Anthony Hopkins can be Hannibal Lecter?

[2014-04-25 20:37:52] <+hurfduh> Burn this person.

[2014-04-25 20:38:02] <+xanthippe> if characters and stories should never be redefined and reinterpreted, then i guess the bible really IS the word of God!!!

[2014-04-25 20:38:06] <+xanthippe> (and jesus)

[2014-04-25 20:38:09] <+djentstar> that's like me saying "megan fox would make the BEST marquise de merteuil, have you seen those thighs???"

[2014-04-25 20:38:10] <+hurfduh> !!!

[2014-04-25 20:38:15] <+howto> *@~^£@@!*

[2014-04-25 20:38:18] <+pd-> You're basically picking the Star Wars Prequels over the Originals here. I'm suddenly starting to hate you.

[2014-04-25 20:38:21] <+djentstar> ^^^

[2014-04-25 20:38:28] <+xanthippe> star wars prequels? are you joking

[2014-04-25 20:38:32] <+xanthippe> there is no such thing as a good star wars movie

[2014-04-25 20:38:33] <exaltator> oh the lecter thing is done. Let it rest

[2014-04-25 20:38:38] * +djentstar slaps the fuck out of you

[2014-04-25 20:38:40] <+xanthippe> you're all basically regressed adolescents with problems inside

[2014-04-25 20:38:43] <+xanthippe> please leave

[2014-04-25 20:38:50] <+pd-> Ok I hate you now.

[2014-04-25 20:38:51] <exaltator> trying to milk a weary cow

[2014-04-25 20:39:13] <exaltator> cant you come up with any fucking new ideas?

[2014-04-25 20:39:15] <+zuck> for a while in junior high, i got in a fight every single day. because people would insult me and I would always stand right up in their face, even if they were 3 times as big as me. i got my ass handed to me in the locker room more than a few times because any rough dude could call a fight with me and id oblige them.

[2014-04-25 20:39:28] <+zuck> i guess you are supposed to just like, scowl or cry and leave

[2014-04-25 20:39:35] <+zuck> or whatever

[2014-04-25 20:39:52] <+xanthippe> i think we all learned a valuable lesson in chat today, which is that fictional characters

[2014-04-25 20:39:55] <exaltator> you obviously did not deliver justice to the first one, which would have given you The Aura.

[2014-04-25 20:39:55] <+xanthippe> are not people

[2014-04-25 20:40:00] <+xanthippe> no indeed they are not they are not they never were ohhhh

[2014-04-25 20:40:14] <+pd-> All the bullies I remember from school are all fat, broke losers now. It wasn't a shock.

[2014-04-25 20:40:23] <exaltator> when they tried to do that to, he went to the hospital

[2014-04-25 20:40:27] <exaltator> when I was 8

[2014-04-25 20:40:40] <exaltator> he was there for 5 weeks

[2014-04-25 20:40:44] <+zuck> thats supposedly how primate signal that they defer physical authority, is putting the head down or turning away. supposedly that somnewhat satiates the aggression.

[2014-04-25 20:40:50] <+pd-> The valuable lesson we learned is that you have no soul.

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[2014-04-25 20:41:03] <+pd-> You're basically an empty shell of a person.

[2014-04-25 20:41:06] <+djentstar> for many of us the 'goth' scene was a big problem in high school. i remember this one goth dork who also acted the role of 'bully' and did so quite successfully for a long time

[2014-04-25 20:41:09] <typhon_> <exaltator> and typhon_ will always be a failure in all aspects of life

[2014-04-25 20:41:11] <exaltator> no you simply deliver pure sweet justice to the first and the others will cross the street when they see you.

[2014-04-25 20:41:18] <+djentstar> then one day he decided to pick on the kid who just so happened to be all-state starting safety for our football team

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[2014-04-25 20:41:18] <+xanthippe> pd i saw dancer in the dark MORE THAN ONCE

[2014-04-25 20:41:24] <typhon_> Apparently I don't fail at making fools mad.

[2014-04-25 20:41:25] <+xanthippe> i have at least as much of a non-existant soul as anyone else

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[2014-04-25 20:41:28] <exaltator> what is a soul?

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[2014-04-25 20:41:32] <+djentstar> this kid was also a high-ranking belt in taekwondo

[2014-04-25 20:41:34] <exaltator> anima

[2014-04-25 20:41:38] <+arbitrage> exaltator has lysol dementia

[2014-04-25 20:41:42] <exaltator> that which animates

[2014-04-25 20:41:44] <+djentstar> which is what i guess fib often proclaims himself an expert in. this kid was the real deal.

[2014-04-25 20:41:56] <+xanthippe> empathy and memories are stored in the brain

[2014-04-25 20:41:59] <+xanthippe> what is the soul doing

[2014-04-25 20:42:00] <+pd-> Did his dracula teeth get kicked in?

[2014-04-25 20:42:02] <+xanthippe> stealing your brain's memory

[2014-04-25 20:42:05] <+xanthippe> storing it up for death

[2014-04-25 20:42:06] <+djentstar> anyway, gothboy had two ribs and his right arm broken while the rest of us just watched as this 5'7" 135lb ball of destructino dismantled him

[2014-04-25 20:42:09] <+xanthippe> for surviving death

[2014-04-25 20:42:12] <+djentstar> best bully comeuppance ever

[2014-04-25 20:42:16] <exaltator> nah just a few broken bones

[2014-04-25 20:42:24] <+xanthippe> the soul is there to make you consciously aware of eternity

[2014-04-25 20:42:27] <+xanthippe> aren't you pissed about that

[2014-04-25 20:42:28] <+zuck> its hard for me to picture a goth being the bully

[2014-04-25 20:42:29] <+xanthippe> doesn't that anger you

[2014-04-25 20:42:32] <+xanthippe> RIP OUT YOUR SOULS

[2014-04-25 20:42:36] <+djentstar> it was for me too until i hit high school

[2014-04-25 20:42:42] <+djentstar> then, sure enough, right there, in the flesh

[2014-04-25 20:42:47] <+xanthippe> SOULS ARE THE CHAINS OF YOUR SLAVERS

[2014-04-25 20:42:50] <+djentstar> he was like the 'leader' of the goth clique

[2014-04-25 20:43:00] <+xanthippe> it's holding you down

[2014-04-25 20:43:01] <+arbitrage> goth bullies are fucked up

[2014-04-25 20:43:11] <exaltator> never picked on anyone in my life\

[2014-04-25 20:43:12] <typhon_> Goth bullies are usually just juggalos, right?

[2014-04-25 20:43:13] <+xanthippe> i'm sure you are like ok maybe 70 years isn't long enough

[2014-04-25 20:43:16] <+xanthippe> but eternity?

[2014-04-25 20:43:20] <+pd-> The soul is what makes you recognize eternal works of art like Hopkins and the o.g. Star Wars instead of acting all special for watching spinoffs and counting the new (which is never new) as superior.

[2014-04-25 20:43:22] <+xanthippe> like religious heaven eternity

[2014-04-25 20:43:23] <+arbitrage> exaltator tries to pick on other chatters routinely

[2014-04-25 20:43:26] <typhon_> exaltator, I feel you are cyber bullying me to be quite honest.

[2014-04-25 20:43:26] <exaltator> but I was always the stranger

[2014-04-25 20:43:41] <+xanthippe> pd the brain does that

[2014-04-25 20:43:46] <exaltator> oh how superlative pd-. Lots of lovely words

[2014-04-25 20:43:47] <+xanthippe> you can see pictures of the brain seeing pictures

[2014-04-25 20:43:56] <+djentstar> they are now, i'm sure. this was long before icp was anything more than a bunch of kids masturbating to frederick's catalogues

[2014-04-25 20:43:57] <exaltator> of no meaning whatsoever

[2014-04-25 20:44:06] <+xanthippe> is new never superior

[2014-04-25 20:44:12] <+pd-> No, the brain is what you're using to rationalize your lack of soul.

[2014-04-25 20:44:15] <+xanthippe> when it comes to pretty pictures and masturbating german scholars

[2014-04-25 20:44:22] <exaltator> you have no concept of a solu

[2014-04-25 20:44:25] <exaltator> soul

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[2014-04-25 20:44:30] <+arbitrage> man, there is no worse feeling than working hard for a dollar

[2014-04-25 20:44:33] <exaltator> except your solipsism

[2014-04-25 20:44:37] <+xanthippe> so the brain just rationalizes and runs the eternally meaningless shell of your soul

[2014-04-25 20:44:39] <+djentstar> apparently i have chosen not to read exaltator's chat, but looking at his hostmask i have to assume that it's charmang

[2014-04-25 20:44:41] <+xanthippe> your soul is YOU

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[2014-04-25 20:44:49] <+djentstar> and the idea of charmang being a bully to anybody is delightfully ridiculous

[2014-04-25 20:44:50] <+xanthippe> so what if i took out a lobe of your brain. would you still be there

[2014-04-25 20:44:51] <+xanthippe> in tact

[2014-04-25 20:45:07] <exaltator> the soul is what animates

[2014-04-25 20:45:12] <typhon_> exaltator is this Canadian divorcee.

[2014-04-25 20:45:18] <+djentstar> i am so attracted to pd- right now

[2014-04-25 20:45:21] <+arbitrage> who sips lysol

[2014-04-25 20:45:24] <+xanthippe> muscles and nerves and bones and blood animate bodies

[2014-04-25 20:45:27] <+arbitrage> in a backwoods trailer

[2014-04-25 20:45:28] <+pd-> My soul can sense it.

[2014-04-25 20:45:30] <+xanthippe> you don't even need the bones!

[2014-04-25 20:45:31] <+arbitrage> from a grand mariner bottle

[2014-04-25 20:45:31] <+xanthippe> to animate

[2014-04-25 20:45:38] <pratfall> start healthing

[2014-04-25 20:45:53] <+djentstar> imfinite are you out of weed or something

[2014-04-25 20:45:54] <exaltator> a soul does not sense. It animates

[2014-04-25 20:45:56] <+djentstar> you've been a little off all week

[2014-04-25 20:46:00] <+xanthippe> i am smoking weed

[2014-04-25 20:46:08] <exaltator> the body senses

[2014-04-25 20:46:12] <+djentstar> did you get some mexicali brown shit or something

[2014-04-25 20:46:16] <+djentstar> something is off

[2014-04-25 20:46:21] <+pd-> The soul doesn't sense? What the fuck is James Brown, bitch?

[2014-04-25 20:46:25] <+djentstar> and it's not just that you refuse to see a doctor after bleeding out your gash for a month

[2014-04-25 20:46:28] <+zuck> is it charmang

[2014-04-25 20:46:32] <exaltator> quit flailing.

[2014-04-25 20:46:33] <+djentstar> i am pretty sure it is charmang

[2014-04-25 20:46:34] <+pd-> Daddy got Mack.

[2014-04-25 20:46:34] <+arbitrage> exaltator is not charmang

[2014-04-25 20:46:41] <typhon_> Anyone else on a permanent bulk without exercising?

[2014-04-25 20:46:52] <exaltator> yeah and that music made you animate

[2014-04-25 20:46:53] <+arbitrage> ps ure exaltator is pushing 60

[2014-04-25 20:46:54] <+djentstar> but like i said i don't read its chat, likely a decision i made before he changed nicks to 'exaltator', whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean

[2014-04-25 20:47:04] <exaltator> ergo soulful

[2014-04-25 20:47:08] <+djentstar> one who exalts? seems submissive for a chat.retard

[2014-04-25 20:47:12] <pratfall> my cholesterol is borderline, i’m trying to get it into lipitor range

[2014-04-25 20:47:18] <typhon_> djentstar, Markup/JohnXVII.

[2014-04-25 20:47:22] <+djentstar> aha!

[2014-04-25 20:47:23] <exaltator> you really need to do better than this pd-

[2014-04-25 20:47:25] <+arbitrage> exaltator is one of those dumb words

[2014-04-25 20:47:29] <+arbitrage> like conversator

[2014-04-25 20:47:31] <+djentstar> just as useless as charmang, in that case

[2014-04-25 20:47:37] <exaltator> I suggest remedial logic.

[2014-04-25 20:47:42] <+arbitrage> you guys feel like conversating ?

[2014-04-25 20:47:43] <+djentstar> i see my decision-making abilities are spot-on as always

[2014-04-25 20:47:48] <+pd-> This is definitely pedoguy.

[2014-04-25 20:47:50] <pratfall> shall we conversation

[2014-04-25 20:47:54] <+djentstar> you have to conversate with the ladies

[2014-04-25 20:48:08] <+xanthippe> djentstar for someone who has fickle on ignore you sure chat like her sometimes

[2014-04-25 20:48:10] <+pd-> My soul sense pedoguy's afoot.

[2014-04-25 20:48:11] <typhon_> At the end of the day, when it's all said and done, I like to shoot the breeze now and then.

[2014-04-25 20:48:14] <exaltator> now you are guessing at mistaken identities again, like the lowest of the low pd-

[2014-04-25 20:48:17] <+pd-> +s

[2014-04-25 20:48:17] <+xanthippe> anyway i haven't been on my period for over 5 days.

[2014-04-25 20:48:19] <+xanthippe> get with the times

[2014-04-25 20:48:22] <+djentstar> imfinite stop trying to be clever. you're bad at it.

[2014-04-25 20:48:34] <+xanthippe> you always say that

[2014-04-25 20:48:36] <+xanthippe> when i am burning you

[2014-04-25 20:48:38] <+djentstar> and yet you never listen

[2014-04-25 20:48:45] <+djentstar> it's like you're some sort of dumbhead

[2014-04-25 20:48:45] <exaltator> Whoever it is you think I am, I am not.

[2014-04-25 20:48:47] <+djentstar> who doesn't learn

[2014-04-25 20:48:50] <+xanthippe> dumbhead

[2014-04-25 20:48:54] <+xanthippe> so you aren't 12 somehow

[2014-04-25 20:48:57] <+xanthippe> but i am a dumbhead

[2014-04-25 20:49:10] <+djentstar> would you have preferred "fucking retard"?

[2014-04-25 20:49:15] <+djentstar> because i have that in the bag too

[2014-04-25 20:49:35] <+djentstar> basically i'm here to shape your experience as you see fit

[2014-04-25 20:49:35] <+xanthippe> there was a mexican man painting the concrete outside my apartment

[2014-04-25 20:49:36] <+pd-> Vapid references to superior understanding, inarticulate forced arguments when inappropriate, obvious AssBurgers tendencies, etc.

[2014-04-25 20:49:36] <+zuck> dummkopf

[2014-04-25 20:49:37] <+xanthippe> and his kids were there

[2014-04-25 20:49:38] <+djentstar> within reason, of course

[2014-04-25 20:49:43] <+xanthippe> the little girl asked me which door i would pick

[2014-04-25 20:49:45] <+pd-> pedoguy.

[2014-04-25 20:49:47] <+xanthippe> and i pointed at my door

[2014-04-25 20:49:50] <+xanthippe> and he said the paint was wet

[2014-04-25 20:49:53] <+xanthippe> but there was no avoiding it

[2014-04-25 20:49:56] <exaltator> I made no claims of superiority

[2014-04-25 20:50:03] <+pd-> Actually, that could be like 3 people.

[2014-04-25 20:50:32] <exaltator> And I have no concern about what you think of me.

[2014-04-25 20:50:32] <+djentstar> it is sad that we have at least 3 or 4 separate chatters who can be described aptly as 'pedo'

[2014-04-25 20:50:40] <+xanthippe> are mexican people nervous or do they look at me like i'm crazy

[2014-04-25 20:50:41] <+pd-> Definitely pedoguy now.

[2014-04-25 20:50:56] <exaltator> making your assinine assumptions again

[2014-04-25 20:51:00] <+pd-> "I don't care" is the fourth marker.

[2014-04-25 20:51:23] <+djentstar> to be honest, i don't know if any of these new-look pedos can reach the heights assbag has

[2014-04-25 20:51:23] <+zuck> what about that dude who likes to be called The Other Macheath

[2014-04-25 20:51:29] <exaltator> all you have to do now is provide evidence that I am who you suspect, and we can call this off

[2014-04-25 20:51:31] <+pd-> They can't.

[2014-04-25 20:51:35] <+djentstar> i mean, who else can say they have an actual interpol green notice on their heads

[2014-04-25 20:51:46] <exaltator> until you can do that, you are wasting your time.

[2014-04-25 20:52:05] <+djentstar> that's when you graduate to big-boy kiddyfucking

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[2014-04-25 20:52:09] <exaltator> Be assured.

[2014-04-25 20:52:12] <+djentstar> when the international policemen get involved

[2014-04-25 20:52:42] <+pd-> exaltator, the fifth marker is the lack of denial to being a pedo.

[2014-04-25 20:53:01] <+djentstar> ask him how he feels about age of consent laws

[2014-04-25 20:53:02] <exaltator> oh I see because I do not fit into what you want to think, I am something

[2014-04-25 20:53:06] <+pd-> You've reached the Black Gate. No turning back now.

[2014-04-25 20:53:10] <exaltator> your solipsism is very evident now

[2014-04-25 20:53:32] <exaltator> you know pd- there is a world outside your ego.

[2014-04-25 20:53:43] <exaltator> it does exist

[2014-04-25 20:53:59] <exaltator> it is much bigger than you

[2014-04-25 20:54:08] <exaltator> much, much bigger than you.

[2014-04-25 20:54:15] <+zuck> i wonder if, for real, the nsa monitors this channel due to some chatter or other

[2014-04-25 20:54:24] <exaltator> you are but a particle

[2014-04-25 20:54:33] <exaltator> dont ever forget that

[2014-04-25 20:54:42] <+djentstar> there have been agents (not sure if federal) watching chat here

[2014-04-25 20:54:46] <exaltator> because particles think they are the universe

[2014-04-25 20:54:53] <+djentstar> may have been short-term, but it definitely happened

[2014-04-25 20:55:00] <+fickle> dear NSA: i am easily manipulated and ready to fall in line as soon as martial law begins. please put me with the general population so i can convince others to not rebel

[2014-04-25 20:55:03] <+pd-> Thank you for condescending to me about stuff from such a humble place.

[2014-04-25 20:55:05] <+fickle> love, fickle

[2014-04-25 20:55:18] <exaltator> well pd-, you asked for it. so dont whine now.

[2014-04-25 20:55:47] <exaltator> As ArmyAnt says, you got what came with that.

[2014-04-25 20:55:57] <+djentstar> pd, any chance you'll conf this weekend

[2014-04-25 20:56:04] <+pd-> Quoting ArmyAnt makes you even more ridiculous.

[2014-04-25 20:56:07] <+fickle> ^^^^

[2014-04-25 20:56:27] <exaltator> When someone comes up with a line like that, nothing else matters

[2014-04-25 20:56:51] <+pd-> I quit confs in the 90's. Had to go to rehab for it.

[2014-04-25 20:57:09] <+abm0brast> right-o. we're trying to reinvent them in the new age of shitty flash video

[2014-04-25 20:57:30] <+abm0brast> i kinda do miss the illicit phone confs, though

[2014-04-25 20:57:51] <+pd-> Used to use those alligator clips n shit and sit in a ditch.

[2014-04-25 20:58:00] <+abm0brast> long time back, on another channel, i managed to trick about 10 confers into thinking that the feds had raided my condo because of the conf we were using

[2014-04-25 20:58:21] <+abm0brast> it's a good way to end a conf that isn't going anywhere

[2014-04-25 20:59:27] <+zuck> i used to have the blue phone from the back of a phone company truck

[2014-04-25 20:59:29] <+pd-> Mostly back then it was just toning and people screaming fuck you.

[2014-04-25 20:59:37] <+djentstar> you mean a buttset?

[2014-04-25 20:59:41] <+pd-> But you'd listen for hours.

[2014-04-25 20:59:44] <+zuck> and I could go into the apartment basement and clip it to anybodys phone

[2014-04-25 20:59:47] <+zuck> and listen in

[2014-04-25 20:59:50] <+djentstar> yes, that's a buttset

[2014-04-25 20:59:52] <+zuck> or "call" them

[2014-04-25 21:00:10] <+djentstar> very handy equipment to have. i managed to hold on to some of my shit

[2014-04-25 21:00:23] <+djentstar> only good thing about telco

[2014-04-25 21:00:49] <+zuck> make calls on thier phone number

[2014-04-25 21:00:52] <exaltator> mundus hic est nobis

[2014-04-25 21:00:55] <+djentstar> i guess the death of copper makes that stuff not so neat any more

[2014-04-25 21:00:57] <+djentstar> but oh well

[2014-04-25 21:01:13] <pratfall> most pbxs still have 4 digit passwords

[2014-04-25 21:01:19] <@raphidae> a tracer is also very handy for that, I've had some good times with the key of the master switch building of our town and a tracer

[2014-04-25 21:01:20] <+zuck> yeah i guess even if i still had it, it wouldnt work anymore

[2014-04-25 21:01:30] <+djentstar> you mean a toner?

[2014-04-25 21:01:34] <exaltator> pbx hackers

[2014-04-25 21:01:36] <+djentstar> oh, right, he's "ignoring" me

[2014-04-25 21:01:37] <exaltator> lol

[2014-04-25 21:01:59] <@raphidae> not so much hacking than just tapping :)

[2014-04-25 21:02:04] <@raphidae> or maybe phreaking

[2014-04-25 21:02:15] <exaltator> heh the old mechanical exchanges were fun

[2014-04-25 21:02:19] <+djentstar> i should probably order weed now

[2014-04-25 21:02:25] <exaltator> dududududuud

[2014-04-25 21:02:28] <+djentstar> so if my weed guy flakes on me and doesn't show up til sunday again i'll still be good

[2014-04-25 21:02:35] <exaltator> the flash hook scam

[2014-04-25 21:02:42] <exaltator> lol

[2014-04-25 21:03:03] <@raphidae> shame the 2600hz trick didn't work in europe

[2014-04-25 21:03:12] <+djentstar> there was a trick that worked there

[2014-04-25 21:03:14] <@raphidae> most exchanges sent control info out of band from the start

[2014-04-25 21:03:19] <+djentstar> i was never really privy to it but i know people who exploited it

[2014-04-25 21:03:32] <exaltator> what you could do is start chatting with a local directory assistance operator in the UK

[2014-04-25 21:03:38] <+djentstar> waqit

[2014-04-25 21:03:39] <+djentstar> wait

[2014-04-25 21:03:49] <exaltator> so you call 411 and say you have a really difficult number for them to search

[2014-04-25 21:03:54] <+djentstar> i mean, TO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENT REVIEWING THIS CHAT, I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING ILLICIT OR MORALLY QUESTIONABLE

[2014-04-25 21:03:58] <exaltator> so they would flip you over

[2014-04-25 21:04:02] * +djentstar dot, dot, dot

[2014-04-25 21:04:07] <+zuck> raphidae did your friends call you capn crunch

[2014-04-25 21:04:09] <@raphidae> you could also add resistors to the point that the billing circuit didn't notice that the phone was off the hook anymore

[2014-04-25 21:04:11] <exaltator> then you would social engineer them to connect you

[2014-04-25 21:04:20] <@raphidae> no, since the 2600hz trick didn't work here

[2014-04-25 21:04:23] <exaltator> sometimes it would work

[2014-04-25 21:04:26] <@raphidae> and neither is captain crunch sold here

[2014-04-25 21:04:31] <exaltator> but it was always fun trying

[2014-04-25 21:04:59] <+zuck> you could just record the tone, if i remember correctly

[2014-04-25 21:05:05] <+djentstar> you could

[2014-04-25 21:05:09] <+zuck> or you could get a toner machine

[2014-04-25 21:05:11] <exaltator> there are also service numbers you could get which were really wild

[2014-04-25 21:05:11] <+xanthippe> it is cocktail hour

[2014-04-25 21:05:15] <+zuck> -r

[2014-04-25 21:05:16] <@raphidae> of course

[2014-04-25 21:05:21] <+djentstar> how much phone phreaking did zuck do

[2014-04-25 21:05:22] <exaltator> the phone guys would use them to test lines and shit

[2014-04-25 21:05:26] <@raphidae> but with the control info being out of band it wouldn't matter

[2014-04-25 21:05:35] <exaltator> telephony heh he

[2014-04-25 21:05:42] <exaltator> tele- Phoney!

[2014-04-25 21:05:47] <+pd-> You guys ever try to social engineer and Indian?

[2014-04-25 21:05:48] <+pd-> -d

[2014-04-25 21:06:00] <+djentstar> i thought that's why the efnet gods gave us enometh

[2014-04-25 21:06:04] <+djentstar> but neonjesus got all butthurt and expelled him

[2014-04-25 21:06:10] <+djentstar> i never had a chance to complete my master plan

[2014-04-25 21:06:12] <@raphidae> with ISDN the oob channel could send the calling number for a long time

[2014-04-25 21:06:20] <@raphidae> which wasn't checked by phone company

[2014-04-25 21:06:23] <+zuck> oh I just mucked around. enough to know what was going on

[2014-04-25 21:06:37] <@raphidae> so with a isdn modem and someone with caller ID you could have a lot of fun

[2014-04-25 21:06:49] <+rainrawr> raphidae: why are you in this shit hole

[2014-04-25 21:06:56] <+djentstar> by the time isdn was around i had gotten off that train

[2014-04-25 21:06:59] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -b *!*3cf2a79a@*.bstnma.fios.verizon.net

[2014-04-25 21:07:01] <+djentstar> let others do the illegal shit

[2014-04-25 21:07:05] <+djentstar> well, not 'around' so much as in vogue

[2014-04-25 21:07:05] <@raphidae> it was logged with the real number though, so nothing more serious than just having some fun

[2014-04-25 21:07:08] <@raphidae> why not

[2014-04-25 21:07:16] <@raphidae> though't I'd take a look here

[2014-04-25 21:07:28] <+pd-> We're amazing, aren't we.

[2014-04-25 21:07:28] <@raphidae> and people seem to dislike me so much that I decided to stay

[2014-04-25 21:07:33] <+djentstar> rain is not experienced with the clowns from mzima

[2014-04-25 21:07:37] <+djentstar> although i think she may have known gayzee

[2014-04-25 21:07:40] <@raphidae> totally

[2014-04-25 21:07:49] <+rainrawr> know is a strong word

[2014-04-25 21:07:54] <+djentstar> know OF, then

[2014-04-25 21:07:54] <+xanthippe> i said it's cocktail hour

[2014-04-25 21:07:55] <+xanthippe> so

[2014-04-25 21:07:59] <+djentstar> gayzee's fagputation preceded him

[2014-04-25 21:08:18] <+rainrawr> i think i know him from #efnet

[2014-04-25 21:08:27] <+rainrawr> is he no longer around?

[2014-04-25 21:08:27] <+djentstar> i wouldnt' be surprised if he slinks around there

[2014-04-25 21:08:32] <+pd-> What does it take for one to pursue a career in the ircop arts?

[2014-04-25 21:08:36] <+djentstar> no longer around as in kaput? my luck isn't that good

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[2014-04-25 21:08:41] <+xanthippe> wofopewp

[2014-04-25 21:08:44] <+xanthippe> are you home now

[2014-04-25 21:08:46] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v wofopewp

[2014-04-25 21:08:48] <+djentstar> pd, dicksucking. lots and lots of dicksucking

[2014-04-25 21:08:48] <+rainrawr> no longer on staff then?

[2014-04-25 21:08:50] <+pd-> Is there a program I can apply to?

[2014-04-25 21:08:59] <exaltator> ante et post nos semper

[2014-04-25 21:09:00] <+wofopewp> i have no legal obligation to answer that question imfinite

[2014-04-25 21:09:07] <+djentstar> i don't know. raphidae purports to have me ignored, which afaik is against channel policy for ops

[2014-04-25 21:09:11] <+xanthippe> wofopewp your host thingy

[2014-04-25 21:09:13] <+xanthippe> says otherwise

[2014-04-25 21:09:14] <+djentstar> but nj is too much of a milquetoast to enforce that with him

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[2014-04-25 21:09:24] <+djentstar> you could ask him. i'm guessing gayzee is still an oper

[2014-04-25 21:09:27] <+xanthippe> are you relieved to go back to your regular pooping schedule

[2014-04-25 21:09:30] <+wofopewp> xanthippe it says i DO have a legal obligation?

[2014-04-25 21:09:35] <+xanthippe> yes

[2014-04-25 21:09:50] <+rainrawr> i wish i could use the /ignore common

[2014-04-25 21:09:53] <+djentstar> pd- you' have to know people like neonjesus who latch onto ircops as a rule

[2014-04-25 21:09:55] <+wofopewp> :\

[2014-04-25 21:10:02] <+rainrawr> but then i feel like im missing out when i use it

[2014-04-25 21:10:08] <@raphidae> know a strong word?

[2014-04-25 21:10:10] <+pd-> I got a pretty mouth.

[2014-04-25 21:10:12] <+wofopewp> rainrawr i have you on ignore because of the anti-semitism

[2014-04-25 21:10:13] <+djentstar> become NJ's pal and the oper world is your oyster. after miles and miles of dicksucking, as previously stated

[2014-04-25 21:10:26] <+djentstar> rain you wouldn't ignore me would you

[2014-04-25 21:10:38] <exaltator> it is not necessary to talk to vermin

[2014-04-25 21:10:46] <exaltator> it does not hear.

[2014-04-25 21:11:01] <+pd-> ^--- Internet God

[2014-04-25 21:11:03] <+rainrawr> NeonJesus is a milquestoast?

[2014-04-25 21:11:12] <@NeonJesus> what

[2014-04-25 21:11:14] <@NeonJesus> oh.

[2014-04-25 21:11:24] <+djentstar> he might even be that, rain

[2014-04-25 21:11:38] <+rainrawr> i believe it

[2014-04-25 21:11:47] <+djentstar> you guys, check it out

[2014-04-25 21:11:47] <+rainrawr> sexually

[2014-04-25 21:11:48] <+djentstar> !!!!

[2014-04-25 21:11:53] <+howto> ##££*$^^#~%*$~

[2014-04-25 21:11:53] <@NeonJesus> I was friends with raph long before he was an oper.

[2014-04-25 21:11:54] <+djentstar> ebay has recommendations for me!

[2014-04-25 21:12:03] <@NeonJesus> your theories regarding my oper whoredom are false.

[2014-04-25 21:12:09] <+djentstar> i didn't say you befriended him because he was an oper, i just said you were an oper hanger-on

[2014-04-25 21:12:13] <+rainrawr> i used to say mean things to raph to get him to kill me, but he wouldnt kill me

[2014-04-25 21:12:18] <+djentstar> you are the gateway to fellating the opers

[2014-04-25 21:12:20] <+rainrawr> vanity kills ftw

[2014-04-25 21:12:21] <+djentstar> be proud of your statino

[2014-04-25 21:12:36] <@raphidae> who is vanity and why is he killing my precious bot ftw?

[2014-04-25 21:12:37] <+zuck> you werent friends with me before I was a +V. i bet you are just using me because i know Death_Syn

[2014-04-25 21:12:55] <+djentstar> +v in #philo is a few thousand light years away from oper on efnet

[2014-04-25 21:12:57] <exaltator> I saw some french texting and they have come up with K for QU and it is perfect.

[2014-04-25 21:12:59] <+rainrawr> ftw is totally your son raphidae

[2014-04-25 21:13:04] <+pd-> On IRC you measure your power by how many people you can get to passionately hate you.

[2014-04-25 21:13:08] <@raphidae> son or daughter

[2014-04-25 21:13:14] <@raphidae> I configured it to be ambiguous

[2014-04-25 21:13:14] <+djentstar> administratively speaking. not in terms of any difference in importance. you're all a bunch of useless motherfuckers in that arena.

[2014-04-25 21:13:15] <+pd-> I think resident is winning.

[2014-04-25 21:13:15] <+zuck> i was probably be pretrty srs

[2014-04-25 21:13:27] <+rainrawr> i see the resemblance to raphidae in ftw

[2014-04-25 21:13:28] <+wofopewp> is there such a thing as being buslagged

[2014-04-25 21:13:32] <+djentstar> resident pretty much is winning.

[2014-04-25 21:13:35] <+djentstar> whatever winning entails

[2014-04-25 21:13:42] <exaltator> looks like french is going to survive the upcoming tributes

[2014-04-25 21:14:13] <+pd-> Lord of The Troll

[2014-04-25 21:14:20] <+rainrawr> i have been called an oper whore but i havent sucked raphidae's penis

[2014-04-25 21:14:25] <+rainrawr> i feel like i should suck ftw's first

[2014-04-25 21:14:27] <+rainrawr> if it has a penis

[2014-04-25 21:14:27] <@raphidae> you wish

[2014-04-25 21:14:30] <exaltator> der Troll

[2014-04-25 21:14:32] <+djentstar> if effort factors into that, then yes, he's definitely the king

[2014-04-25 21:14:33] <+rainrawr> ikr

[2014-04-25 21:14:42] <+rainrawr> i dont think even ftw would want me to do that

[2014-04-25 21:14:44] <+djentstar> if it's just sheer efficacy regardless of how much trying occurs, i have one or two other notables in mind

[2014-04-25 21:14:44] <+rainrawr> if it has a penis

[2014-04-25 21:14:45] <@NeonJesus> wait wait wait. if you wanna suck his dick, you have to suck mine first.

[2014-04-25 21:14:50] * @NeonJesus takes one for the team.

[2014-04-25 21:14:51] <+rainrawr> ok

[2014-04-25 21:14:52] <+rainrawr> so

[2014-04-25 21:14:56] <+djentstar> one of whom is not welcome here, thanks to the aforementioned hanger-on

[2014-04-25 21:14:56] <+rainrawr> do i do ftw or you first then?

[2014-04-25 21:14:59] <@raphidae> just one?

[2014-04-25 21:15:09] <+rainrawr> lets get this in order properly

[2014-04-25 21:15:09] <@NeonJesus> me first, i don't wanna hear none of that bullshit about sore jaw.

[2014-04-25 21:15:24] <+rainrawr> but its out of alignment and gets sore easy

[2014-04-25 21:15:26] <+rainrawr> but fine

[2014-04-25 21:15:30] <+djentstar> as if her mouth isn't well-conditioned for that

[2014-04-25 21:15:34] <+djentstar> or yours, nj

[2014-04-25 21:15:46] <+rainrawr> we havent even gotten to nj's mouth yet

[2014-04-25 21:15:51] <+rainrawr> CALM DOWN DJENTSTAR

[2014-04-25 21:16:00] <+djentstar> let's hope that ssaves itself for a rainy day

[2014-04-25 21:16:04] <+djentstar> rainier

[2014-04-25 21:16:18] <+rainrawr> i feel dirty when djentstar highlights me

[2014-04-25 21:16:22] <+djentstar> as you should

[2014-04-25 21:16:29] <+rainrawr> NeonJesus: halp

[2014-04-25 21:16:38] <@NeonJesus> what

[2014-04-25 21:16:39] <@raphidae> ignore him :)

[2014-04-25 21:16:40] <@NeonJesus> WHAT

[2014-04-25 21:16:44] <@NeonJesus> oh.

[2014-04-25 21:16:44] <+rainrawr> he's not an oper, but he has ops in here, so i can uck his dead and feel good about myself

[2014-04-25 21:16:50] <+rainrawr> *dick

[2014-04-25 21:16:51] <@NeonJesus> tsarbomba loves you.

[2014-04-25 21:16:53] <+djentstar> you uck his dead as much as you want

[2014-04-25 21:16:58] <@NeonJesus> i'm not going to stand in his way.

[2014-04-25 21:17:00] <+rainrawr> oh its tony

[2014-04-25 21:17:09] <+rainrawr> ok i see why raphidae has you ignored then

[2014-04-25 21:17:12] <uhuhmmm> http://pastebin.com/PFab7RtM RALLY IN MY NAME, FAIR #PHILOSOPHY

[2014-04-25 21:17:30] <uhuhmmm> Shall we stand for the tyranny of raphidae?

[2014-04-25 21:17:31] <+djentstar> raphidae has me ignored because he doesn't want to face the fact that he opers a shithole skiddy haven

[2014-04-25 21:17:36] <@raphidae> haha, yeah I just got that pasted by someone

[2014-04-25 21:17:37] <@raphidae> awesome

[2014-04-25 21:17:41] <+howto> What is the meaning of this$$~*^$£#%*£

[2014-04-25 21:17:41] <+djentstar> hi dwayne

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[2014-04-25 21:17:48] <+djentstar> don't focus on this clown, he's transient at best

[2014-04-25 21:18:05] <+djentstar> he'll eventually get pissed, fire off a few unjustified /kills, be reprimanded and leave in shame

[2014-04-25 21:18:10] <uhuhmmm> Shall we the people suffer oppression at the hands of dogs?

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[2014-04-25 21:18:27] <uhuhmmm> Shall we suffer slavery, g-lines?

[2014-04-25 21:18:28] <uhuhmmm> No.

[2014-04-25 21:18:28] <+djentstar> hello churl

[2014-04-25 21:18:35] <+djentstar> the g-line won't last

[2014-04-25 21:18:42] <+djentstar> again, mzima is involved. things are scrutinized

[2014-04-25 21:18:49] <uhuhmmm> Eris

[2014-04-25 21:18:53] <+pd-> I'd like to be banned forever please.

[2014-04-25 21:18:53] <uhuhmmm> FREE

[2014-04-25 21:18:57] <uhuhmmm> Network

[2014-04-25 21:19:14] <+djentstar> pd-, with these clowns around that might be construed as an actual gline request

[2014-04-25 21:19:20] <+djentstar> suggest against, ymmv

[2014-04-25 21:19:23] <+zuck> Eris Free network actually means that Eris was kicked out

[2014-04-25 21:19:29] <+zuck> but, you know

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[2014-04-25 21:19:38] <+pd-> I'd like a Being Banned Forever Party first though.

[2014-04-25 21:19:42] <@raphidae> irc is a privilege, not a right

[2014-04-25 21:19:46] <+pd-> Where we all get drunk and party.

[2014-04-25 21:19:53] <uhuhmmm> Zuck: shhhhh

[2014-04-25 21:20:07] <uhuhmmm> How dare raphidae speak to me of privilege

[2014-04-25 21:20:13] <@raphidae> Eris Free Network doesn't me what you think it means, it means it is free of eris.berkeley.edu

[2014-04-25 21:20:16] <uhuhmmm> Is this prole for serious?

[2014-04-25 21:20:17] <@raphidae> which is still is

[2014-04-25 21:20:26] <churl> hello sir

[2014-04-25 21:20:28] <uhuhmmm> Do homage now little man. You are no big wheel in here

[2014-04-25 21:20:34] <uhuhmmm> I shall forgive you for I am kind

[2014-04-25 21:20:47] <+rainrawr> there is an entire network dedicated to not being liked to that server?

[2014-04-25 21:20:59] <@raphidae> yes

[2014-04-25 21:21:00] <exaltator> oh dear we seem to have an infestation

[2014-04-25 21:21:04] <+zuck> this network

[2014-04-25 21:21:08] <@raphidae> it had open H: lines so everyone could link a server

[2014-04-25 21:21:12] <@raphidae> chaos ensued

[2014-04-25 21:21:16] <exaltator> there are no wheels here.

[2014-04-25 21:21:19] <@raphidae> then EFNet and IRCNet split over it

[2014-04-25 21:21:28] <@raphidae> efnet being the one without eris

[2014-04-25 21:21:30] <uhuhmmm> Remove your silly gline now please. Raphidae

[2014-04-25 21:21:34] <+rainrawr> i could see how that could cause issues

[2014-04-25 21:21:38] <uhuhmmm> I don't like finding other ways to Irc

[2014-04-25 21:21:41] <+djentstar> uh

[2014-04-25 21:21:43] <+djentstar> ircnet split MUCH later

[2014-04-25 21:21:47] <+djentstar> raphidae is such a fucking poseur tool.

[2014-04-25 21:21:56] <exaltator> maybe if you were a human being, you wouldnt have these problems, uhuhmmm

[2014-04-25 21:21:58] <+djentstar> like everybody else who's ever opered on mzima

[2014-04-25 21:22:04] <+rainrawr> why areyou talking shit about raphidae djentstar?

[2014-04-25 21:22:04] <+djentstar> faggotsquared

[2014-04-25 21:22:05] <+rainrawr> that isnt nice

[2014-04-25 21:22:11] <+djentstar> because he's demonstrably wrong

[2014-04-25 21:22:13] <+pd-> Efnet History is my favorite class. GO ON PROFESSORS.

[2014-04-25 21:22:15] <exaltator> but you are not.

[2014-04-25 21:22:17] <ZHaDuM> go ahead, cry home to mama!

[2014-04-25 21:22:18] <uhuhmmm> Exaltator that is true.

[2014-04-25 21:22:20] <+djentstar> ircnet didn't split off when eris was sent packing

[2014-04-25 21:22:38] <exaltator> just rmin

[2014-04-25 21:22:40] <exaltator> vermin

[2014-04-25 21:22:50] <+djentstar> someone needs to set up a b(ullshit) line for this retard

[2014-04-25 21:23:49] <+pterosaur> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[2014-04-25 21:23:52] <+howto> :o

[2014-04-25 21:23:59] * +djentstar hugs howto

[2014-04-25 21:23:59] <+pd-> 2 pedos, and a bunch of losers.

[2014-04-25 21:24:03] <+howto> ^_^

[2014-04-25 21:24:05] <+howto> Pd-: that's numberwang!

[2014-04-25 21:24:09] <+djentstar> wait. who's the other childraper

[2014-04-25 21:24:19] <+pd-> ptero is kinda pedo.

[2014-04-25 21:24:24] <+pd-> exaltatretertrer is the pedo.

[2014-04-25 21:24:24] <+pterosaur> What, assbag is back?

[2014-04-25 21:24:27] <exaltator> pd- has finally ascended to permanent verminhood

[2014-04-25 21:24:29] <+djentstar> oh, ptardsore? yeah i don't see him any more, but i can totally buy that

[2014-04-25 21:24:34] <pratfall> the only way to win is not to play

[2014-04-25 21:24:38] *** ZHaDuM quit (Quit: â€"I-n-v-i-s-i-o-nâ€" 3.3 (November '11))

[2014-04-25 21:24:45] <uhuhmmm> Exaltator stop declaring people vermin bro

[2014-04-25 21:24:49] <+djentstar> he seems like the kind to skulk around his frozen neighborhood looking for kids who can't see him coming because of overstuffed winter coats

[2014-04-25 21:24:49] <uhuhmmm> I know you're a nice guy

[2014-04-25 21:24:52] *** pterosaur changed topic to <pratfall> the only way to win is not to play

[2014-04-25 21:24:53] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +t

[2014-04-25 21:25:12] <+pd-> exaltator's astride a white horse, stomping my dirty jew chat with his italian kid boot.

[2014-04-25 21:25:24] <exaltator> he had a chance, but oh well

[2014-04-25 21:25:39] <uhuhmmm> One chance? One opportunity to blow?

[2014-04-25 21:25:41] <exaltator> just more shit for the sewer

[2014-04-25 21:25:48] <uhuhmmm> True chiefs give a chatter one million chances

[2014-04-25 21:25:58] <uhuhmmm> Infinity chances, into the stars, right exaltator?

[2014-04-25 21:27:07] <+pd-> Dear anonymous posturing clowns: We try hard to please.

[2014-04-25 21:27:16] <+pd-> GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

[2014-04-25 21:27:31] <uhuhmmm> B~)

[2014-04-25 21:27:49] * +djentstar has a great sad, picks up the bong and engages last week's grand prix

[2014-04-25 21:27:52] <uhuhmmm> Those are my shine-blocka blockers, but I can't hide the tears

[2014-04-25 21:27:58] <+djentstar> (the first part was a lie, you see)

[2014-04-25 21:28:46] <+djentstar> there were glasses in america called blu-blockers, dont' know if they ever enjoyed international distribution but they spawned a knockoff brand in magazines at the time named 'shine blockers'

[2014-04-25 21:29:05] <+djentstar> i used to have an link saved in my flickr to an ad for those glasses

[2014-04-25 21:29:20] <+djentstar> but the image disappeared and that being the last reason to have a flickr account i nuked the fucker in rage

[2014-04-25 21:29:26] <+djentstar> having never had the chance to put that shit on ingur

[2014-04-25 21:29:28] <+djentstar> or imgur

[2014-04-25 21:29:34] <+pterosaur> This is worse than usual weekend chat. Much worse.

[2014-04-25 21:29:36] *** uhuhmmm was kicked from #philosophy by raphidae (reason: people vs. raphidae: raphidae wins [1302])

[2014-04-25 21:29:37] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*@101.119.14.213

[2014-04-25 21:29:41] <+djentstar> yawn

[2014-04-25 21:29:53] <+djentstar> neonjesus sees no problem with importing newbie fucktards who don't even know the history of efnet (and yet posture about it anyway)

[2014-04-25 21:29:54] <+pterosaur> The guilty must be identified.

[2014-04-25 21:30:01] <+djentstar> and opping them so they can ban long time regulars

[2014-04-25 21:30:03] <pratfall> danth’s law

[2014-04-25 21:30:08] <+djentstar> ridiculous conduct

[2014-04-25 21:30:12] <+djentstar> shameful

[2014-04-25 21:30:20] <+djentstar> and you stump for this behavior, imfinite

[2014-04-25 21:30:28] <+djentstar> that makes you a shitty person. i'm not even exaggerating here.

[2014-04-25 21:30:55] <churl> chat outrage sets passions aflame

[2014-04-25 21:31:01] <+pd-> raphidae, is there a way you can ban me forever? That'd be rad.

[2014-04-25 21:31:16] <+zuck> Vae Victus, chat. Vae victus

[2014-04-25 21:31:21] <+djentstar> if he takes you seriously, pd, i'll be v sad

[2014-04-25 21:31:27] <+djentstar> because he's just enough of a dumbfuck to do that

[2014-04-25 21:31:37] <+djentstar> and invent some reason when brought to bear for it

[2014-04-25 21:31:47] <+pd-> Join me in the wilderness.

[2014-04-25 21:31:53] <exaltator> when you win, you get something.

[2014-04-25 21:31:57] <exaltator> a prize

[2014-04-25 21:32:20] <pratfall> i’m not sure that a ban is the worst thing that can happen.

[2014-04-25 21:32:21] <exaltator> whan you say you have won without getting something, you are simply a liar.

[2014-04-25 21:32:30] <+djentstar> i can't. i'm tied to this technology like neonjesus is tied to the need for perceived irc.superiors to look upon him with approval

[2014-04-25 21:32:32] <churl> do you lack the will to avoid efnet without outside influence

[2014-04-25 21:32:47] <exaltator> it is not a Danths law, although it is nice.

[2014-04-25 21:32:47] <+pd-> churl, obviously!

[2014-04-25 21:32:48] <+djentstar> i'm not sure raphidae has the juice to pull any of it off, despite his threats

[2014-04-25 21:32:53] <+djentstar> and posturing

[2014-04-25 21:32:55] <+djentstar> and ignorance of efnet history

[2014-04-25 21:33:01] <exaltator> it is just simple bullshit

[2014-04-25 21:33:06] <+math_> howto: wine or nah

[2014-04-25 21:33:09] <+howto> Math_: nah.

[2014-04-25 21:33:13] <+djentstar> marijuana it is

[2014-04-25 21:33:15] <+math_> ok

[2014-04-25 21:33:19] <exaltator> scumbags, vermin, liars.

[2014-04-25 21:33:31] <exaltator> that is what you are, and that is all you want to be.

[2014-04-25 21:33:40] <churl> eliminate howto's presence from efnet forever and all is forgiven

[2014-04-25 21:33:45] <exaltator> you display your zero characters with every line you type

[2014-04-25 21:33:49] <+djentstar> you have that power, churl

[2014-04-25 21:33:56] <+math_> howto: marijuana or nah

[2014-04-25 21:33:59] * +howto ponders

[2014-04-25 21:34:00] <+pd-> !banip exaltator Can a vermin do this?!?!?!

[2014-04-25 21:34:00] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*@modemcable081.238-179-173.mc.videotron.ca

[2014-04-25 21:34:00] *** exaltator was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (Banned: Can a vermin do this?!?!?!)

[2014-04-25 21:34:00] <+howto> math_: nah

[2014-04-25 21:34:00] <+zuck> howto: mention_fickle_apropos_to_nothing or not?

[2014-04-25 21:34:03] <@raphidae> I was just playing along with the analogy to a court procedure

[2014-04-25 21:34:05] <+howto> zuck: actually, i think it's an audience

[2014-04-25 21:34:05] <+djentstar> crushed it

[2014-04-25 21:34:05] <+math_> wow

[2014-04-25 21:34:16] <+djentstar> stop asking howto, math_

[2014-04-25 21:34:22] <churl> i have so much power

[2014-04-25 21:34:25] <+djentstar> ask real humans who have your welfare at heart

[2014-04-25 21:34:33] <+math_> djentstar its fast for me to ask howto than to flip a coin

[2014-04-25 21:34:36] <@raphidae> pd-: its possible, but why would I want to?

[2014-04-25 21:34:55] <+pd-> Sorry. There's only enough room for so much posturing. He was passed our chat quota.

[2014-04-25 21:34:57] *** wilson (~j1@50.131.90.228) joined

[2014-04-25 21:34:58] <+djentstar> it's not possible

[2014-04-25 21:35:06] <+djentstar> he'd have to answer for the g-line eventually

[2014-04-25 21:35:08] <wilson> what lebron getting mvp?

[2014-04-25 21:35:13] <+djentstar> and he couldn't, unless he made up some bullshit and got people to stump for it

[2014-04-25 21:35:36] <churl> i just filled a small cup with peanuts and m&ms, and this is turning out to be a winning combination in the snack category

[2014-04-25 21:35:40] <+djentstar> lol, wilson must be drunk. he picks the day after a hilarious thunder loss to shill for dur-can't

[2014-04-25 21:36:04] <+djentstar> that does sound delicious and probably will kill you ten minutes sooner than you would have otherwise croaked

[2014-04-25 21:36:08] <+djentstar> will those ten minutes be worth it, churl?

[2014-04-25 21:36:37] <+math_> i wonder how howto's "or" algo works

[2014-04-25 21:36:39] <churl> as i shovel this clever creation into my face i am inclined to say yes

[2014-04-25 21:36:40] <+pterosaur> churl: Sugar, starch, chocolate and salt is always a winner.

[2014-04-25 21:36:46] <+math_> is it rly a coin flip

[2014-04-25 21:36:46] <+djentstar> you already answered it, math_. it's a coin flip

[2014-04-25 21:36:48] <+djentstar> random generator

[2014-04-25 21:36:55] <+pd-> I could have my fan club write you an essay on all the reasons why pd should be excused forever. ArmyAnt is the President of that club.

[2014-04-25 21:36:55] <+math_> o kewl

[2014-04-25 21:36:56] <+djentstar> as random as modern(ish) computing can be

[2014-04-25 21:37:04] <+djentstar> do it a million tims and it should come out roughly 50%

[2014-04-25 21:37:14] <+math_> neat

[2014-04-25 21:37:34] <churl> if i add raisins to make this a trail mix will it become healthy

[2014-04-25 21:37:47] <+zuck> howto: random or pseudorandom?

[2014-04-25 21:37:50] <+djentstar> as the founding member of the pd love club, i can only give you one reason: because my heart belongs to him, so i would die. because he'd be gone, with my heart.

[2014-04-25 21:37:50] <+howto> Zuck: none of the above.

[2014-04-25 21:37:52] <+djentstar> forever

[2014-04-25 21:37:52] <+pd-> Raisins have a high concentration of sugar. So yeah!!

[2014-04-25 21:37:52] *** Emi- (Emi@for.the.lulz.in) joined

[2014-04-25 21:37:58] <+math_> wtf

[2014-04-25 21:38:03] <+math_> none of the above

[2014-04-25 21:38:10] <+math_> that wasnt a choice

[2014-04-25 21:38:14] <+math_> what is this magic 8 ball

[2014-04-25 21:38:23] <+djentstar> churl, from what the grocery stores tell me you'd need to add raisins, cashews, pretzels and about half a bag of salt

[2014-04-25 21:38:33] <+djentstar> then you have 'organic trail mix'

[2014-04-25 21:38:38] <@raphidae> just try again until you get the answer you like?

[2014-04-25 21:38:45] <+math_> no

[2014-04-25 21:38:48] <+math_> first answer is final

[2014-04-25 21:38:48] <+pterosaur> Emi- and fickle should have a love-in.

[2014-04-25 21:38:51] <+math_> always

[2014-04-25 21:38:57] <@raphidae> then its neither :)

[2014-04-25 21:39:09] <+math_> but still what would make howto say that

[2014-04-25 21:39:16] <Emi-> bzzzzzzzzzt

[2014-04-25 21:39:18] <+fib> hi

[2014-04-25 21:39:21] <+djentstar> ok are we done relying on a dead idiot's idiot bot to make decisions for us?

[2014-04-25 21:39:27] <+djentstar> wait. no, we're not

[2014-04-25 21:39:31] <+djentstar> howto: ban emi or murder emi?

[2014-04-25 21:39:33] <+math_> someone get me a hammer so i can smash open howto and look at his insides

[2014-04-25 21:39:35] * +howto ponders

[2014-04-25 21:39:37] <+howto> Djentstar: murder.

[2014-04-25 21:39:39] <@raphidae> its probably akin to the "ask again later" 8-ball response

[2014-04-25 21:39:39] *** resident- (~erasmus@66.87.133.12) joined

[2014-04-25 21:39:40] <+djentstar> winning

[2014-04-25 21:39:43] <+djentstar> i like the energy in the room

[2014-04-25 21:39:54] <+fickle> i'd kill emi

[2014-04-25 21:39:55] <+fib> math, your chat quotient is rising.

[2014-04-25 21:39:56] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -t

[2014-04-25 21:40:01] <+fib> bbl

[2014-04-25 21:40:03] <+fickle> shhe thinks i'm too aggressive

[2014-04-25 21:40:05] <resident-> (tm)

[2014-04-25 21:40:08] <+zuck> howto: mention fickle apropros to nothing or dont?

[2014-04-25 21:40:08] <+djentstar> heh

[2014-04-25 21:40:11] <+fickle> because "shut up and show me your tits" isn't aggressive

[2014-04-25 21:40:12] <+howto> Zuck: nothing.

[2014-04-25 21:40:14] <+math_> what is a chat quotient ya'll

[2014-04-25 21:40:14] <+howto> Or you could just use a placebo.

[2014-04-25 21:40:17] <+howto> :)

[2014-04-25 21:40:28] *** raphidae changed topic to <pratfall> the only way to win is not to play | <uhuhmmm> http://pastebin.com/PFab7RtM RALLY IN MY NAME, FAIR #PHILOSOPHY

[2014-04-25 21:40:28] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +t

[2014-04-25 21:40:39] <+djentstar> math, i think that was him trying to flirt with you

[2014-04-25 21:40:42] <+djentstar> you may have Turned fib

[2014-04-25 21:40:43] <+pterosaur> math_: fib is making an oblique and typically incorrect reference to QCI.

[2014-04-25 21:40:51] <+djentstar> see how he left all embarrassed and fast

[2014-04-25 21:40:51] <+fickle> i have to make smoothies ad leave

[2014-04-25 21:40:53] <churl> do you see howto infecting the pure body of chat

[2014-04-25 21:40:56] <+fickle> it's been fun lovers

[2014-04-25 21:41:18] <+djentstar> churl i agree that howto is probably not good for us. but right now we have assclown opers from skiddy servers banning 10+ year regulars

[2014-04-25 21:41:19] <+math_> oh fib bb ;)

[2014-04-25 21:41:23] <+fickle> sex

[2014-04-25 21:41:27] <+darwin_> what is wrong with 'tits or GTFO'?

[2014-04-25 21:41:32] <+djentstar> so tell me, out of howto vs. moron opres, which is more dangerous to chat.purity

[2014-04-25 21:41:43] <+djentstar> *opers

[2014-04-25 21:41:46] <+math_> FREE DWAYNE 2014

[2014-04-25 21:41:52] <+math_> even tho he needs 2 chill

[2014-04-25 21:41:56] * +pterosaur calls metachat.

[2014-04-25 21:42:00] <+pterosaur> Off with his head.

[2014-04-25 21:42:05] <+djentstar> dwayne needs to chill. raphidae needs to be the fuck out.

[2014-04-25 21:42:18] <+math_> look ya'll

[2014-04-25 21:42:18] <+djentstar> go back to the skiddy channels and talk about skiddy tings with your retard pals who don't know when ircnet split off from efnet

[2014-04-25 21:42:20] <+math_> change is scary

[2014-04-25 21:42:25] <+math_> ya raphidae is new

[2014-04-25 21:42:30] <+math_> but he's probs a cool guy

[2014-04-25 21:42:32] <churl> i am creating a small sign with the name "dwayne" on it to show my solidarity for the outcast chatter

[2014-04-25 21:42:39] <churl> i will march around my chair with the sign

[2014-04-25 21:42:41] <+djentstar> i see TEAM DWAYNE forming and i approve

[2014-04-25 21:42:45] <+math_> you aren't even giving him a chance

[2014-04-25 21:42:49] <resident-> Battlesign.

[2014-04-25 21:42:57] <@raphidae> I'm less than an asshole that people make me out to be from all sorts of generalizations

[2014-04-25 21:43:08] <@raphidae> *than

[2014-04-25 21:43:08] <+djentstar> i'm not, but that's his own fault for being an oper from a skiddy server and posturing about knowledge he doesn't have like a dickhead

[2014-04-25 21:43:11] <Emi-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1tOV7y94DY

[2014-04-25 21:43:12] <Emi-> This is so good

[2014-04-25 21:43:20] <+zuck> its kind of condescending to say "free dwayne", then dwayne needs to chill.

[2014-04-25 21:43:28] <+math_> ok look

[2014-04-25 21:43:32] <churl> maybe dwayne has delivered his last line of chat in this channel forever

[2014-04-25 21:43:37] <resident-> Are you sufficiently interesting to merit even that label?

[2014-04-25 21:43:37] <+math_> idk why dwayne flipped his lid

[2014-04-25 21:43:39] <+djentstar> seriously, if you don't know what happened on efnet prior to 1995 then don't fucking pretend like you're old gramps telling the young bucks on #philo about when eris was shunned

[2014-04-25 21:43:48] <+djentstar> fucking assclown

[2014-04-25 21:43:48] <+math_> but srsly that histrionic display was a bit much

[2014-04-25 21:43:52] <+hurfduh> I was a #bible op in 1995.

[2014-04-25 21:43:58] <+hurfduh> ANd you were all lamers.

[2014-04-25 21:43:59] <+hurfduh> :DDD

[2014-04-25 21:43:59] <+djentstar> how is it condescending, zuck?

[2014-04-25 21:44:06] <+djentstar> see this is a major part of why you end up being a shitty op/halfop half the time

[2014-04-25 21:44:23] <+wofopewp> I HAD OPS IN #HACK FOR A COUPLE HOURS IN 1994

[2014-04-25 21:44:35] <+djentstar> you don't recognize any difference from having dwayne dial it back a little and preventing dwayne from being able to access a channel or entire network for no good reason besides butts were hurt 2015

[2014-04-25 21:44:38] <+djentstar> and 2014

[2014-04-25 21:44:38] <@raphidae> are we comparing epeen?

[2014-04-25 21:44:41] <@raphidae> I'm in 66 channels on 7 networks, and have op in 49 of them. Slave population: 1554

[2014-04-25 21:44:46] <+djentstar> but this might actually continue into 2015 at the rate these skiddy asslicks go

[2014-04-25 21:44:57] <+pterosaur> I was an op in #80plus in the 1950s.

[2014-04-25 21:44:58] *** xartet was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (idle 1440 min)

[2014-04-25 21:45:08] <resident-> Nobody worth a damn went to #bible.

[2014-04-25 21:45:09] <+pd-> dwayne is drug free. He's sensitive. We need to help him feel loved. Let him know it's good to be hyper-aware, violently bored, and a slave to anxiety.

[2014-04-25 21:45:18] <+djentstar> someone thinks there was chat to be had in #bible?

[2014-04-25 21:45:20] <pratfall> give him drugs

[2014-04-25 21:45:21] <+djentstar> must be ptardsore

[2014-04-25 21:45:26] <+hurfduh> I'm going to guess raphidae is a NeonJesus invite-and-op. Because IRCop.

[2014-04-25 21:45:27] <@raphidae> meth

[2014-04-25 21:45:28] <churl> can dwayne even exist without this channel in his daily life

[2014-04-25 21:45:40] <+djentstar> does it matter? raphidae hasn't earned the right to do anything about his access here

[2014-04-25 21:45:46] <+djentstar> that's what is under discussion right now

[2014-04-25 21:45:55] <+pterosaur> Fuck, I forgot to take my evening vitamins.

[2014-04-25 21:45:55] <@raphidae> hurfduh: actually he invited me here already before I was opered, but I didn't have time for another channel at that time

[2014-04-25 21:46:02] <+pterosaur> Need more food.

[2014-04-25 21:46:06] <+djentstar> oh, figures, hurfdumb is involved now

[2014-04-25 21:46:10] <+pterosaur> 'before I was opered'

[2014-04-25 21:46:13] <+djentstar> i don't even see what he's saying and i'm cringing from the Stupid

[2014-04-25 21:46:18] <@raphidae> also, why would neonjesus need an oper?

[2014-04-25 21:46:22] <+djentstar> so, yeah, you guys have fun with the new op

[2014-04-25 21:46:24] <@raphidae> its not like I take commands from him

[2014-04-25 21:46:32] <+djentstar> and i'm going to go abuse white supremacists in a medium where my talents truly shine

[2014-04-25 21:46:34] <@raphidae> or give him anything

[2014-04-25 21:46:49] <+pterosaur> You give him blowjobs, pretty obvious.

[2014-04-25 21:46:53] <@raphidae> he's already good friends with an admin irl, he doesnt need me for shit

[2014-04-25 21:46:56] <@raphidae> me?

[2014-04-25 21:47:03] <churl> did neonjesus get turned down by a female chatter

[2014-04-25 21:47:10] <@raphidae> for what? to be allowed in here and get shit from you?

[2014-04-25 21:47:12] <+djentstar> dwayne, good luck in your efforts. neonjesus has employed a skiddy server's second oper in command

[2014-04-25 21:47:23] <+djentstar> this probably won't end well for anyone, as it was intended

[2014-04-25 21:47:25] <+pd-> I'm not completely convinced yet that being in this channel isn't a BIG DEAL.

[2014-04-25 21:47:26] <+hurfduh> djentstar: How can you not want to kill yourself everyday when you're a middle-aged man still working help desk?

[2014-04-25 21:47:29] <+djentstar> #philosophy? anyone

[2014-04-25 21:47:42] <+pterosaur> I live for IRC.

[2014-04-25 21:47:48] <+darwin_> so do I

[2014-04-25 21:47:49] <@raphidae> haha, he is helpdesk? that explains a lot

[2014-04-25 21:48:05] <+pterosaur> Without IRC, I wouldn't exist.

[2014-04-25 21:48:07] <churl> #philosophy is an acknowledged upper class channel

[2014-04-25 21:48:09] <+djentstar> lol. one of the shamed clowns is spinning yarns again

[2014-04-25 21:48:14] <@raphidae> hello. my computer doesn't work, can you fix it? It's completely broken!

[2014-04-25 21:48:17] <+djentstar> gotta be ptardsore

[2014-04-25 21:48:22] <+math_> dont worry raphidae this is just a hazing process

[2014-04-25 21:48:24] <+djentstar> he's the only one who truly believes what these retards say to him

[2014-04-25 21:48:28] <+math_> it'll get better eventually

[2014-04-25 21:48:30] <@raphidae> what is?

[2014-04-25 21:48:31] <+djentstar> this isn't hazing. raphidae has overstepped his bounds

[2014-04-25 21:48:32] <+math_> THIS

[2014-04-25 21:48:34] <resident-> raphidae explained the funny.

[2014-04-25 21:48:45] <+pterosaur> I'm just here because I heard about this room on Usenet last week, then found an article in an online zine that recommended it.

[2014-04-25 21:48:46] <+djentstar> anyone involved with #dfw has overstepped their bounds by banning dwayne

[2014-04-25 21:48:50] <+djentstar> because none of them were here before him

[2014-04-25 21:48:52] <+djentstar> consider that fact

[2014-04-25 21:48:58] <@raphidae> oh, I've experienced far worse

[2014-04-25 21:49:00] <+math_> guys he flooded once then dwayne flipped out and flooded like 16 times

[2014-04-25 21:49:05] <+djentstar> doesn't matter

[2014-04-25 21:49:11] <@raphidae> I've been on IRC long enough to just /ignore

[2014-04-25 21:49:12] <+djentstar> the appropriate response is a 2 hour timeout

[2014-04-25 21:49:23] <@raphidae> eventually it all disappears from scroll and problem solved

[2014-04-25 21:49:26] <+djentstar> raphidae has already escalated that and claims to have glined at least one of dwayne's hosts

[2014-04-25 21:49:26] <+math_> is dwayne gone forever tho

[2014-04-25 21:49:30] <@raphidae> nah

[2014-04-25 21:49:31] <+math_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmkBSbmF-8Qis dwayne gone forever tho

[2014-04-25 21:49:32] <+djentstar> a gline means gone forever, yes

[2014-04-25 21:49:33] <@raphidae> glines expire

[2014-04-25 21:49:36] <+pterosaur> Of course, the article was dated 1992.

[2014-04-25 21:49:36] <+djentstar> lol'

[2014-04-25 21:49:37] <+math_> wat

[2014-04-25 21:49:37] <+math_> no

[2014-04-25 21:49:40] <+djentstar> only if you set the expiratin, fuckhole

[2014-04-25 21:49:40] <+pterosaur> But hey.

[2014-04-25 21:49:42] <+djentstar> +o

[2014-04-25 21:49:49] <+fib> Dwayne is awful

[2014-04-25 21:49:52] <+djentstar> i doubt you mzima tards are smart enough for that

[2014-04-25 21:49:53] <+math_> raphidae when does his gline expire

[2014-04-25 21:49:57] <+fib> let him go

[2014-04-25 21:50:01] <@raphidae> unless he doesn't wait until expiration and evades and what not

[2014-04-25 21:50:02] <pratfall> hey, DSM-V says the correct nomenclature is ‘intellectually disabled’

[2014-04-25 21:50:04] <@raphidae> depends on the server

[2014-04-25 21:50:06] <+pd-> You sure you weren't looking for #dreamzone?

[2014-04-25 21:50:07] <+djentstar> fib is much more disposable among channel long-timers than dwayne

[2014-04-25 21:50:09] <+zuck> anybody here taking a Stance on the Issue?

[2014-04-25 21:50:09] <+math_> raphidae D:

[2014-04-25 21:50:12] <+math_> y u do dis bb

[2014-04-25 21:50:12] <+howto> *shakes head*

[2014-04-25 21:50:19] <+djentstar> fib has literally nothing to offer but self-satisfied oldfart life advice. and he doesn't even own his own land.

[2014-04-25 21:50:23] <@raphidae> also, I can't unset a gline anyway

[2014-04-25 21:50:27] <+pterosaur> zuck I hear you take a wide stance.

[2014-04-25 21:50:32] <+pd-> It's good to own land.

[2014-04-25 21:50:42] <+math_> ok now am pissed

[2014-04-25 21:50:43] <+djentstar> zuck likes to make light of this but he spends hours in #pho "working on channel policy"

[2014-04-25 21:50:56] <+djentstar> it suits the party line to make light of anybody who argues against the banning and oper abuse of a ten year regular for no reason

[2014-04-25 21:51:00] <@raphidae> expiration is somewhere between 2 and 7 days, server admin gets to decide

[2014-04-25 21:51:07] <+math_> #FREEDWAYNE2014

[2014-04-25 21:51:07] <pratfall> #pho sounds delicious

[2014-04-25 21:51:11] <+howto> O_O.

[2014-04-25 21:51:11] <@raphidae> most are 5<expiration>7

[2014-04-25 21:51:29] <churl> attacking fib is like attacking a log

[2014-04-25 21:51:38] <+pterosaur> Forget free dwayne, I wouldn't take any if you paid me.

[2014-04-25 21:51:43] <+djentstar> i'm not attacking him. i'm pointing out the reasons why he is more liable to be banned forever that dwayne

[2014-04-25 21:51:44] <+zuck> i dont say anything in #pho ever, except to complain when fickle is there, because it reds my channel

[2014-04-25 21:51:47] <+djentstar> *than

[2014-04-25 21:52:07] <+pterosaur> fib is eminently dispensable, true.

[2014-04-25 21:52:09] <churl> dwayne will always exist in our hearts

[2014-04-25 21:52:24] <+pterosaur> But that's no reason to let dwayne here.

[2014-04-25 21:52:31] <+djentstar> dwayne has enough proxies apparently to get through regardless. this is just more pointless posturing by the assclown who bragged about phone phreaking in europe but didn't know when ircnet split off

[2014-04-25 21:52:46] <resident-> fickle hangs out on # pho? I don't even go to #pho.

[2014-04-25 21:52:46] <+math_> a gline is p excessive

[2014-04-25 21:52:46] <+djentstar> fucktards run mzima. this only proves it.

[2014-04-25 21:52:48] <+math_> tbh

[2014-04-25 21:52:59] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -b *!globules@89.127.178.*

[2014-04-25 21:53:27] <+djentstar> i wonder if this was nj's response to last week's conf going legendarily (yeah, that's a word now) once he went silent/left

[2014-04-25 21:53:59] <+djentstar> "haha i'll stir shit up by opping a mzima oper who, by virtue of that fact, will likely do some ridiculous shit and overstep his bounds rather quickly"

[2014-04-25 21:54:02] <+howto> Doom. doooom.

[2014-04-25 21:54:09] <@raphidae> I killed him, then klined and then glined on host and when he evaded that with webchats I glined on packed IP in ident

[2014-04-25 21:54:15] <+djentstar> ^lol

[2014-04-25 21:54:20] <@raphidae> its normal escalation

[2014-04-25 21:54:24] <+djentstar> dwayne i do hope you're logging this for your eventual day in 'court'

[2014-04-25 21:54:36] <+djentstar> you 'escalated' what wasn't yours to escalate, you pretentious faggot

[2014-04-25 21:54:36] <Emi-> I'm surprised I haven't been glined more places

[2014-04-25 21:54:39] <+djentstar> kill yourself

[2014-04-25 21:54:44] <+math_> there's going 2 be arbitration?

[2014-04-25 21:54:44] <resident-> I recall dwayne crying foul before, eventually getting ops, and then going ban-crazy.

[2014-04-25 21:54:53] <+djentstar> again. glines are waaaaay more than bans.

[2014-04-25 21:54:56] <+djentstar> period. this is not up for debate.

[2014-04-25 21:55:05] <@raphidae> math_: no, a gline needs to be seconded and thirded by other opers

[2014-04-25 21:55:07] <+djentstar> glines require explanations. bans require 2 hours of fucking patience.

[2014-04-25 21:55:09] <+pterosaur> Yes, that will probably happen again sometime.

[2014-04-25 21:55:09] <@raphidae> that is the arbitration

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[2014-04-25 21:55:20] <resident-> Did he really get glined?

[2014-04-25 21:55:24] <+djentstar> twice

[2014-04-25 21:55:25] <@raphidae> I can't go glining clients on my own

[2014-04-25 21:55:28] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -t

[2014-04-25 21:55:28] <@raphidae> yes

[2014-04-25 21:55:29] <+math_> wait so the gline was approved by more than one person

[2014-04-25 21:55:30] <+math_> omg

[2014-04-25 21:55:31] <+djentstar> for "escalating" by slipping raphidae's original bullshit ban

[2014-04-25 21:55:35] <+djentstar> it was not, math

[2014-04-25 21:55:37] <+djentstar> it will be pulled

[2014-04-25 21:55:44] <@raphidae> three opers a required

[2014-04-25 21:55:48] <+math_> who else approved it

[2014-04-25 21:55:48] <+djentstar> he did it of his own accord, out of his own butthurt

[2014-04-25 21:55:48] <@raphidae> *are

[2014-04-25 21:55:55] <@raphidae> not going to tell you

[2014-04-25 21:55:56] <+djentstar> bullied gayzee and r0b did you

[2014-04-25 21:56:04] <@raphidae> none in here though

[2014-04-25 21:56:05] <+djentstar> mzima needs to be stricken from this channel

[2014-04-25 21:56:16] <+djentstar> nj must reverse course on this immediately before people actually pull out the big guns

[2014-04-25 21:56:23] <+math_> ugh internet heirarchy

[2014-04-25 21:56:35] <+djentstar> don't mistake this for anything more than a butthurt oper doing butthurt things, math

[2014-04-25 21:56:43] <@raphidae> hierarchy? why?

[2014-04-25 21:56:47] <+djentstar> won't be the first time. probably won't be the last.

[2014-04-25 21:56:53] <resident-> That should be reserved for network - disrupting behavior. Retard noc nerds drunk with dorkpower.

[2014-04-25 21:57:16] <@raphidae> it's a check to prevent an oper unfairly glining and/or breaking the rules in other ways

[2014-04-25 21:57:24] <+djentstar> one can only hope this particular episode of butthurt nerd rage is raphidick's last

[2014-04-25 21:57:33] <+djentstar> because fuck that clown and fuck mzima

[2014-04-25 21:57:38] <+math_> who all has the power to approve glines

[2014-04-25 21:57:47] <@raphidae> well, you can have that opinion, but then again it doesn't matter

[2014-04-25 21:58:00] <+djentstar> right. because you have the powah. you posturing little faggot.

[2014-04-25 21:58:07] <+djentstar> eat a dick and tell me again how ircnet split off with eris.

[2014-04-25 21:58:10] <+djentstar> you. fucking. retard.

[2014-04-25 21:58:11] <resident-> Three people can overreact as easily as one.

[2014-04-25 21:58:13] <@raphidae> it is how it is, be glad people donate enormous amounts of bw and take regular ddos so you can chat here

[2014-04-25 21:58:14] <+pterosaur> interesting story arc

[2014-04-25 21:58:22] <+pterosaur> well not really

[2014-04-25 21:58:23] <+djentstar> be glad indeed, posturing faggot

[2014-04-25 21:58:51] <+djentstar> be glad that we fucking STARTED the network you skiddy assholes defecate all over on a daily basis

[2014-04-25 21:59:03] <+zuck> how did the dwayne thing begin

[2014-04-25 21:59:10] <+djentstar> it started with dwayne attacking swanson

[2014-04-25 21:59:13] <+djentstar> raphidae postured up

[2014-04-25 21:59:14] <+djentstar> the end

[2014-04-25 21:59:21] <+pterosaur> Probably dwayne was being dwayne.

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[2014-04-25 21:59:25] <+math_> zuck i'll post the paste bin of the logs

[2014-04-25 21:59:29] <+math_> hold up

[2014-04-25 21:59:30] <+djentstar> it's in the /topic

[2014-04-25 21:59:32] <+djentstar> no need

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[2014-04-25 21:59:35] <+math_> o ok

[2014-04-25 21:59:36] <+math_> nvm

[2014-04-25 21:59:38] <+math_> check topic

[2014-04-25 21:59:48] <resident-> Fuck #dfw and their asslicking IRCoper pals.

[2014-04-25 21:59:50] <+djentstar> fuck me. the slow shift.

[2014-04-25 22:00:01] <+zuck> so in effect dwayne was banned when raphideae got involved in the swanson/dwayne feud

[2014-04-25 22:00:02] <@raphidae> well, dwayne left out what actually happened

[2014-04-25 22:00:12] <+djentstar> dwayne was banned when raphidae overstepped his fucking newbie one-day-old bounds

[2014-04-25 22:00:16] <+zuck> ?

[2014-04-25 22:00:18] <+djentstar> i don't give a flying fuck about his o line or the @

[2014-04-25 22:00:18] <@raphidae> what?

[2014-04-25 22:00:21] <@raphidae> who is swanson?

[2014-04-25 22:00:34] <+pd-> I miss dwayne. I miss dwayne's garden. I miss dwayne's obsession with ancient history and rap. I miss the wind through his hair.

[2014-04-25 22:00:43] * +djentstar rips off pants furiously

[2014-04-25 22:00:47] <+zuck> swanson is the person, supposedly, dwayne was talking to when you got involved

[2014-04-25 22:00:48] <wilson> who is raphidae?

[2014-04-25 22:00:49] <@raphidae> I pasted something, dwayne didn't like and instead of just asing me to stop he went full retard

[2014-04-25 22:00:55] <@raphidae> <----

[2014-04-25 22:01:05] <+math_> this is probs just another one of dwayne's schemes

[2014-04-25 22:01:08] <+djentstar> raphidumb doesn't even know the players involved. he just had to Man Up and Get Involved

[2014-04-25 22:01:11] <+djentstar> fucking shitclown

[2014-04-25 22:01:12] <+math_> but im not so sure it's going 2 work this time

[2014-04-25 22:01:13] <+djentstar> get murdered

[2014-04-25 22:01:20] <resident-> dwayne is an unrepentant e

[2014-04-25 22:01:22] <ejl> it was some kind of arguement about bandwidth and what not

[2014-04-25 22:01:28] <+pterosaur> "Must lords not be bound by the same rules as peasants?"

[2014-04-25 22:01:35] <@raphidae> anyway, I have explained the process for you, but I really don't have to explain myself

[2014-04-25 22:01:43] <+djentstar> no, we were talking about perfectly normal shit.

[2014-04-25 22:01:43] <ejl> and being an internet-deprived aussie dwayne went apeshit

[2014-04-25 22:01:49] <resident-> douche-spaz. But fuck you anyway.

[2014-04-25 22:01:50] <@raphidae> and as I said, I can't unset it anyway

[2014-04-25 22:02:18] <churl> i am marching holding my dwayne sign

[2014-04-25 22:02:28] <+djentstar> a feud escalated. dwayne overreacted because he's been attacking swanson like that recently. raphidumb stumblefucked his way into the feud with his baby-booties flopping behind his onesie

[2014-04-25 22:02:33] <@raphidae> he's spamming opers with that pastebin of his, if he does that too often other opers are going to gline him too I guess

[2014-04-25 22:02:42] <ejl> i don't think that arbitrage was even in the channel

[2014-04-25 22:02:59] <resident-> Yes, imaginary plausible deniability. Get the fuck out of this channel. We choose our own trash.

[2014-04-25 22:03:17] *** djentstar changed topic to oper shitclown, unjustified g-line <@raphidae> anyway, I have explained the process for you, but I really don't have to explain myself

[2014-04-25 22:03:18] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +t

[2014-04-25 22:03:22] <+zuck> math, do you have an url of what set this off

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[2014-04-25 22:03:50] <+math_> hold up

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[2014-04-25 22:03:55] <+djentstar> i think even raphidumb, as slow-witted as he is, is slowly beginning to realize the barrel of snakes he just opened

[2014-04-25 22:04:14] <+djentstar> it'll take time for him to achieve full understanding

[2014-04-25 22:04:19] <+djentstar> but right now he's very, very tentatively mulling this over

[2014-04-25 22:04:22] <churl> who put so many snakes in a barrel

[2014-04-25 22:04:29] <+djentstar> with a very, very worried look in his mongoloid face

[2014-04-25 22:04:41] <+DwayneLvr> Dwayne is the father of my child.

[2014-04-25 22:05:14] <+djentstar> anyway, i'd like to point out that none of this is fucking with conf, because if butthurt opers show up they're going to be just as violated by the banhammer as the random anonytrolls

[2014-04-25 22:05:19] <+djentstar> JUST SAYIN

[2014-04-25 22:05:40] <+DwayneLvr> He impregnated me with his semen after 5 hours of passionate lovemaking.

[2014-04-25 22:06:16] <@Death_Syn> DwayneLvr: that's pretty hot

[2014-04-25 22:06:39] <+djentstar> how were your waffles, t.f.?

[2014-04-25 22:06:45] <churl> we should return to our discussion about kant's categorical imperative like we normally do on friday evenings

[2014-04-25 22:06:50] <+djentstar> hee

[2014-04-25 22:06:52] <@Death_Syn> wat

[2014-04-25 22:06:55] <+DwayneLvr> I am also obsessed with fickle. Or so I heard. But so are all of you. And the universe. It's easy to get obsessed with a duckfaced narcissist.

[2014-04-25 22:06:57] * +djentstar <3 churl

[2014-04-25 22:07:02] <+djentstar> he really is the best we've got left

[2014-04-25 22:07:06] <+djentstar> high praise, i know

[2014-04-25 22:07:40] <+xanthippe> u

[2014-04-25 22:07:41] <+xanthippe> h

[2014-04-25 22:07:43] <+xanthippe> there is no conf

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[2014-04-25 22:07:55] <+djentstar> conf is always and forever

[2014-04-25 22:08:00] <+djentstar> unless yo ugo to that faggot foduck room that fib ops

[2014-04-25 22:08:03] <+djentstar> they can foad

[2014-04-25 22:08:12] <+xanthippe> foad

[2014-04-25 22:08:22] <+djentstar> this should not be too difficult to figure out

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[2014-04-25 22:08:54] <+xanthippe> one of the letters is in fib's nick. three of the letters is in foduck's nick. one of the letters is in neither

[2014-04-25 22:08:58] <+math_> zuck : http://pastebin.com/wAY3t29v

[2014-04-25 22:08:59] <+xanthippe> are

[2014-04-25 22:09:03] <+math_> this is where i think it started

[2014-04-25 22:09:17] <+math_> the last think i remember seeing is the FOSS guy spouting the chimpout forum thing

[2014-04-25 22:09:25] <+math_> i wasnt there for the rest but i did see the gline

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[2014-04-25 22:09:52] <Emi-> what's up everyone

[2014-04-25 22:10:00] <@Death_Syn> Oh, hello, Emi-

[2014-04-25 22:10:12] <agt> kill yourself scene whore

[2014-04-25 22:10:14] <@Death_Syn> I had a strawberry waffle and I thought of you

[2014-04-25 22:10:22] <@Death_Syn> sup agt

[2014-04-25 22:10:27] <+math_> god my logs look messy

[2014-04-25 22:10:34] <agt> not much

[2014-04-25 22:10:42] <+math_> you should probs start from the bottom tho

[2014-04-25 22:10:47] <+math_> that's where all the action is

[2014-04-25 22:10:55] <+pd^> junes, pterosaur had a dream where he was lusting after a 7 year old whose tits weren't as big as yours. Or that's how he described it. Heavy on the creepy, low on the saucy.

[2014-04-25 22:11:09] <agt> just got raked over the coals by my ex for talking to my ex before her

[2014-04-25 22:11:17] <+junes> Oh yeah.

[2014-04-25 22:11:21] <+junes> My tits aren't all that big.

[2014-04-25 22:11:22] <Emi-> strawberry waffles remind you of me?!

[2014-04-25 22:11:24] <Emi-> :D

[2014-04-25 22:11:28] <+xanthippe> O-burma!

[2014-04-25 22:11:35] <Emi-> My tits are too big

[2014-04-25 22:11:39] <Emi-> Gravity isn't kind to large breasts

[2014-04-25 22:11:54] <@NeonJesus> did someone say tits?!

[2014-04-25 22:11:58] <@Death_Syn> TITS!

[2014-04-25 22:12:00] <+pd^> I might be able to help, Fwd pics to djentstar.

[2014-04-25 22:12:03] <@NeonJesus> TITS!

[2014-04-25 22:12:05] <agt> may they get cancer

[2014-04-25 22:12:11] <+zuck> thanks math_

[2014-04-25 22:12:22] <+math_> ur welcome

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[2014-04-25 22:12:48] <+pd^> Isn't it a cruel world that you can't give away some of your excess tit to those in need?

[2014-04-25 22:13:14] <+darwin_> the big tits are the good ones

[2014-04-25 22:13:23] <@Death_Syn> you know, it'd be kinda cool if you could get lipsuction and it could be turned into food for starving people

[2014-04-25 22:13:26] <Emi-> yes

[2014-04-25 22:13:36] <+pd^> All tits are good, if they're below the age of 42.

[2014-04-25 22:13:44] <Emi-> tits and gtfo

[2014-04-25 22:14:03] * @Death_Syn hugs Emi- and pd^

[2014-04-25 22:14:04] <agt> no to your tits and gtfo

[2014-04-25 22:14:05] <Emi-> I was trying to explain to my therapist what "tits or gtfo" is

[2014-04-25 22:14:07] <@Death_Syn> *squee*

[2014-04-25 22:14:13] <@Death_Syn> how did that go?

[2014-04-25 22:14:18] <Emi-> She was asking why I showed my tits online

[2014-04-25 22:14:19] <+djentstar> is your therapist female and under 45?

[2014-04-25 22:14:23] <+djentstar> ok, that's yes on one

[2014-04-25 22:14:23] <Emi-> I just said it's something girls do on the internet

[2014-04-25 22:14:23] <Emi-> lol

[2014-04-25 22:14:29] <Emi-> I don't think she really gets it

[2014-04-25 22:14:31] <+djentstar> let's get an answer to the second question

[2014-04-25 22:14:37] <+djentstar> and then i'll be glad to explain it to her in person

[2014-04-25 22:14:39] <Emi-> She's female and under 45 yearh

[2014-04-25 22:14:44] <+djentstar> ok

[2014-04-25 22:14:49] <agt> she doesnt because youre nuts

[2014-04-25 22:14:50] <+djentstar> please send me her office #

[2014-04-25 22:14:53] <Emi-> lol

[2014-04-25 22:14:57] <Emi-> I am a strange case

[2014-04-25 22:15:04] <churl> why is reddit's ssl certificate invalid

[2014-04-25 22:15:06] <Emi-> I don't think she knew what to make of all the hacking and the ED page and shit

[2014-04-25 22:15:07] <Emi-> lol

[2014-04-25 22:15:10] <+djentstar> the jews, churl.

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[2014-04-25 22:15:22] <+junes> !kban leftyfc

[2014-04-25 22:15:23] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*@190-208-41-67-entel.mobilelink.cl

[2014-04-25 22:15:24] *** leftyfc was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire (Banned: Requesting.)

[2014-04-25 22:15:31] <@Death_Syn> that wasn't the lefty i was hoping for

[2014-04-25 22:15:38] <+FODUCK> why dont you invite your therapist to chat

[2014-04-25 22:15:45] <+djentstar> consider that in 2 months you've gone from graduate music student to headshrinker explaining why your tits got your parents' home defaced

[2014-04-25 22:15:49] <@Death_Syn> FODUCK: splendid idea

[2014-04-25 22:15:50] <+junes> What's the business, yeah

[2014-04-25 22:15:53] <+djentstar> now give me her number and i'll go straighten shit out for you

[2014-04-25 22:15:56] <+djentstar> easy-peasy lemon squeezy

[2014-04-25 22:16:15] <+pd^> Emi, give me the link to your ED page.

[2014-04-25 22:16:22] <+pd^> I want to know you.

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[2014-04-25 22:16:37] <+djentstar> i don't think you're supposed to ask the subject of an ED page for her ED link

[2014-04-25 22:16:44] *** Death_Syn sets channel #philosophy mode +b *!*@denuncia.anonima.empleosonora.gob.mx

[2014-04-25 22:16:44] *** Donations was kicked from #philosophy by Death_Syn (*yawn*)

[2014-04-25 22:16:49] <agt> jesus christ

[2014-04-25 22:16:54] <+djentstar> i wonder why raphidae was so quick to gline dwayne but doesn't seem to care much about c himpout

[2014-04-25 22:17:00] <+xanthippe> should i have another cocktail

[2014-04-25 22:17:03] <+djentstar> can anyone explain this in a reasonable and forthright manner?"

[2014-04-25 22:17:23] <@Death_Syn> the explanation will become clear to you shortly

[2014-04-25 22:17:28] <Emi-> Yeah

[2014-04-25 22:17:29] <+FODUCK> i guess because a spamming user doesnt make him cry

[2014-04-25 22:17:31] <Emi-> It is pretty easy to find

[2014-04-25 22:17:33] <Emi-> I'm not going to link it

[2014-04-25 22:17:33] <+djentstar> quiet, fatfuck, adults who know their shit are talking

[2014-04-25 22:17:41] <+djentstar> don't you have another maintenance window to jump through

[2014-04-25 22:17:42] <Emi-> I might get banned for self info dropping

[2014-04-25 22:17:42] <Emi-> Like I did before

[2014-04-25 22:17:43] <Emi-> lol

[2014-04-25 22:17:44] <+pd^> Are your enormous tits on it?

[2014-04-25 22:17:47] <Emi-> yeah

[2014-04-25 22:17:54] <Emi-> Just search "Emi IR"

[2014-04-25 22:17:56] <Emi-> IRC

[2014-04-25 22:17:59] <+pd^> Ok, I'll report back in a second.

[2014-04-25 22:18:00] <Emi-> It should be there some pages back

[2014-04-25 22:18:08] <Emi-> ah

[2014-04-25 22:18:10] <Emi-> it's moved to the first page

[2014-04-25 22:18:15] <agt> dickscab maybe

[2014-04-25 22:18:16] <+djentstar> can you google her tits? yes. do you want to see them? probably not.

[2014-04-25 22:18:45] <+FODUCK> Emi- is proof that an ED page doesnt shame everyone

[2014-04-25 22:18:46] <@NeonJesus> hey

[2014-04-25 22:18:50] <@NeonJesus> you wanna see something funny

[2014-04-25 22:18:56] <+junes> Yes.

[2014-04-25 22:18:56] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode -t

[2014-04-25 22:19:03] <@Death_Syn> Damn straight I do.

[2014-04-25 22:19:15] <+pd^> Seems to be down.

[2014-04-25 22:19:24] <+djentstar> saved by the incompetence

[2014-04-25 22:19:35] <+pd^> I guess the enterprise was doomed from the start.

[2014-04-25 22:19:41] <agt> oh shit

[2014-04-25 22:19:44] <agt> its tony

[2014-04-25 22:19:48] * +djentstar hitches up, preps for the ride into town with the winchester draped over the nutsack strategically

[2014-04-25 22:19:54] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +o rainrawr

[2014-04-25 22:20:01] <@rainrawr> oh hey guys

[2014-04-25 22:20:04] <+pd^> I guess I'll never be IN THE KNOW.

[2014-04-25 22:20:05] <+math_> hi

[2014-04-25 22:20:06] <@NeonJesus> see? thats pretty funy.

[2014-04-25 22:20:08] <+djentstar> yawn

[2014-04-25 22:20:17] <@raphidae> rainrawr: congrats

[2014-04-25 22:20:21] <@raphidae> welcome to the cool people

[2014-04-25 22:20:24] <@rainrawr> thanks raphidae <3

[2014-04-25 22:20:27] <+zuck> whats a rainrawr

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[2014-04-25 22:20:28] <@Death_Syn> aww

[2014-04-25 22:20:28] <@raphidae> whose opinion matter

[2014-04-25 22:20:29] <+djentstar> eventually when this channel is just another dead satellite of #dfw they'll probably congratulate themselves for their own cleverness

[2014-04-25 22:20:35] <+junes> Who even is rain rawr

[2014-04-25 22:20:37] <@Death_Syn> zuck: a roaring rain, i think

[2014-04-25 22:20:37] <+junes> -space

[2014-04-25 22:20:38] <+djentstar> but, deep down they'll know

[2014-04-25 22:20:51] <@NeonJesus> rainrawr is a cool dude.

[2014-04-25 22:20:53] <+xanthippe> rainrawr is a #dfw regular

[2014-04-25 22:20:55] <+xanthippe> like all the other ops

[2014-04-25 22:20:58] <+djentstar> uh

[2014-04-25 22:20:59] <+djentstar> dummy

[2014-04-25 22:21:00] <+djentstar> she was

[2014-04-25 22:21:05] <churl> we seethe with impotent rage

[2014-04-25 22:21:06] <@raphidae> what is #dfw?

[2014-04-25 22:21:07] <+djentstar> stop trying to be clever you fucking bleating cow

[2014-04-25 22:21:13] <+djentstar> you're SO GODDAMNT AWFUL AT IT

[2014-04-25 22:21:16] <+djentstar> i try to help you

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[2014-04-25 22:21:18] <+xanthippe> stop yelling

[2014-04-25 22:21:20] <@rainrawr> who are you caling a bleating cow djentstar

[2014-04-25 22:21:21] <+djentstar> but you just let your stupid show all the time

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[2014-04-25 22:21:26] <+xanthippe> no one here is a gay guy looking for your super accepting approval

[2014-04-25 22:21:26] <+djentstar> xanthippe, aka imfinite

[2014-04-25 22:21:36] <+zuck> i think rumors of this channels pending demise are often overstated\

[2014-04-25 22:21:36] <+djentstar> who thinks by toeing the party line she can somehow be with the cool kids

[2014-04-25 22:21:39] <@rainrawr> xanthippe: i was never really in #dfw

[2014-04-25 22:21:47] <@rainrawr> i am from dallas though

[2014-04-25 22:21:47] <+djentstar> but is otherwise too spastic and headbroke to do anything but act dumb here

[2014-04-25 22:21:47] <+xanthippe> sur eok

[2014-04-25 22:22:18] <+djentstar> i think opping random newbies is a good way to hasten it along, zuck

[2014-04-25 22:22:18] <Emi-> Did you find the page?

[2014-04-25 22:22:19] <Emi-> lol

[2014-04-25 22:22:19] <+xanthippe> what are the cool kids

[2014-04-25 22:22:25] <+djentstar> but, again, you're a shitty op and you don't understand why that is

[2014-04-25 22:22:26] <churl> i perused a terrible technical manual today and thought of imfinite

[2014-04-25 22:22:26] <+xanthippe> is this some stratum you have imagined

[2014-04-25 22:22:34] <+djentstar> perhaps it's just because you're fucking stupid, i haven't yet decided

[2014-04-25 22:22:49] <+xanthippe> i think djentstar needs to take a nap

[2014-04-25 22:22:50] <+djentstar> i'd like to think it's not, but that would mean you have some measure of sadism in you like the rest of these nerdcore faggots

[2014-04-25 22:22:52] <+math_> djentstar this is probs just the oppers way of trolling their userbase

[2014-04-25 22:22:53] <+math_> tbh

[2014-04-25 22:22:56] <+math_> i've seen this b4

[2014-04-25 22:22:59] <+pd^> ED is down.

[2014-04-25 22:23:04] <+xanthippe> pd is down

[2014-04-25 22:23:07] <+zuck> rainrawr, are you here to usher in the age of doom and decadence? like some sort of efnet four horsemen of the apocalypse?

[2014-04-25 22:23:14] <+djentstar> math_, be silent. this is a conversation that requires a minimum of 15 years on efnet to be involved

[2014-04-25 22:23:21] <+pd^> Just send me the pics, I guess. Summarize your most notable shames.

[2014-04-25 22:23:21] <+djentstar> whifch means that raphidumb faggot should remain silent

[2014-04-25 22:23:25] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode -b *!*@denuncia.anonima.empleosonora.gob.mx

[2014-04-25 22:23:25] <+xanthippe> i think raph and rainrawr should overthrow the channel

[2014-04-25 22:23:35] <@rainrawr> LONG LIVE THE R NICKNAMES

[2014-04-25 22:23:42] <@raphidae> takeover!

[2014-04-25 22:23:44] <+djentstar> and of course that bleating fucking cow continues to dance among the people who mock her behind her back

[2014-04-25 22:23:45] <@raphidae> hmm

[2014-04-25 22:23:45] <Emi-> ED is down

[2014-04-25 22:23:46] <@Death_Syn> i should get one of those

[2014-04-25 22:23:46] <Emi-> good

[2014-04-25 22:23:47] <+djentstar> and, at times, openly

[2014-04-25 22:23:47] <Emi-> assholes

[2014-04-25 22:23:54] <@raphidae> I can block it on chanfix :D

[2014-04-25 22:23:55] <@Death_Syn> what's a good r-based nick for me?

[2014-04-25 22:23:58] <+xanthippe> i am mocked to my face

[2014-04-25 22:24:02] <+xanthippe> you are doing it now

[2014-04-25 22:24:02] <agt> nobody cares about ed, emi

[2014-04-25 22:24:03] <@NeonJesus> Reath_syn

[2014-04-25 22:24:10] <+xanthippe> wreathsyn

[2014-04-25 22:24:15] <+djentstar> renal_failure

[2014-04-25 22:24:20] <+djentstar> OH SRY TOO LONG

[2014-04-25 22:24:29] <+djentstar> "renalfail" works

[2014-04-25 22:24:30] <+FODUCK> what is the goal of the ops

[2014-04-25 22:24:31] <+pd^> RadCool

[2014-04-25 22:24:31] <+xanthippe> djentstar is having a hard time sitting still

[2014-04-25 22:24:32] <+FODUCK> idle channel?

[2014-04-25 22:24:36] <+xanthippe> bc his butt is so painful :/

[2014-04-25 22:24:41] <@rainrawr> THIS IS THE NEW AGE OF R & R IN #PHILOSOPH

[2014-04-25 22:24:50] <agt> y

[2014-04-25 22:24:54] <@rainrawr> idk Death_Syn

[2014-04-25 22:25:00] <+djentstar> bleating cow is going to double-down on the side of the #dfw clowns because she perceives them as "winning". which should basically tell anyone with any sense just what 'winning irc' means.

[2014-04-25 22:25:02] <@rainrawr> i was thinking wrath

[2014-04-25 22:25:04] <+FODUCK> could you guys state your goals

[2014-04-25 22:25:04] <@rainrawr> but thats w

[2014-04-25 22:25:07] <+xanthippe> you ppl are doing a bad job at taking over

[2014-04-25 22:25:09] <@rainrawr> Rath_Syn

[2014-04-25 22:25:09] <+FODUCK> what would you like to happen here

[2014-04-25 22:25:16] <+FODUCK> idle channel?

[2014-04-25 22:25:26] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode -oooo cheez Death_Syn NeonJesus voltaire

[2014-04-25 22:25:27] <agt> wow tony. your mental state sure has changed over the past few years.

[2014-04-25 22:25:28] <Death_Syn> I'd like more hugs

[2014-04-25 22:25:32] <+xanthippe> chat has been trying to end for a while now

[2014-04-25 22:25:35] <+djentstar> lol. they're bringing in other clowns

[2014-04-25 22:25:37] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode +vvvv NeonJesus cheez Death_Syn voltaire

[2014-04-25 22:25:37] <+xanthippe> no one will let it end

[2014-04-25 22:25:49] <+djentstar> and then, later on, after the embarrassment has died down, they're going to deny like fuck that they tried this hard over something this stupid

[2014-04-25 22:25:53] <+FODUCK> who knows, maybe NeonJesus sold it

[2014-04-25 22:25:58] <+djentstar> but, forever and always, winningatirc will be there to document this

[2014-04-25 22:25:59] *** raphidae sets channel #philosophy mode +oooo cheez Death_Syn NeonJesus voltaire

[2014-04-25 22:26:10] <+xanthippe> djentstar i said that raphidae and rainrawr should take over. they are not #dfw chatters

[2014-04-25 22:26:15] <+xanthippe> are you having some kind of episode

[2014-04-25 22:26:32] <+djentstar> this shameful entry on the interwebs will outlive cheez and death_syn, easily. probably neonjesus too. stoner bob is so well-preserved and oblivious he might outlive the planet

[2014-04-25 22:26:34] <@rainrawr> are only #dfw chatters allowed to take over #philosophy ?

[2014-04-25 22:26:43] <+pd^> Emi, this is what came up when I tried to google your nick + efnet: http://wormfood.net/pictures/potato_chips.jpg

[2014-04-25 22:26:43] <@rainrawr> because i have been to #dfw a few times

[2014-04-25 22:26:44] <+djentstar> this is a sad showing, even by your standards, bleating cow

[2014-04-25 22:26:45] <@rainrawr> it always sucked though

[2014-04-25 22:26:46] <+xanthippe> i don't know. djentstar is saying conflicting things

[2014-04-25 22:26:47] <@rainrawr> hey Emi-

[2014-04-25 22:26:51] <@raphidae> rainrawr: what is #dfw?

[2014-04-25 22:27:01] <+djentstar> you've decided there is merit to piling on with these clowns and their attempt to stir up shit

[2014-04-25 22:27:11] <+zuck> raphidae took over

[2014-04-25 22:27:16] <@rainrawr> raphidae: #dfw is a channel for dallas ft worth people

[2014-04-25 22:27:16] <+xanthippe> ok djentstire

[2014-04-25 22:27:17] <+djentstar> i can tell this is what counts as 'friendship' in your crazybrain

[2014-04-25 22:27:19] <+xanthippe> i'm piling up

[2014-04-25 22:27:22] <+djentstar> and i think that's about all i need to know about you

[2014-04-25 22:27:27] <+xanthippe> i don't have any irc friends

[2014-04-25 22:27:30] <+xanthippe> and you sure as fuck don't

[2014-04-25 22:27:32] <@rainrawr> the metro area of dallas is called DFW for Dallas-Fort Worth raphidae

[2014-04-25 22:27:33] <+xanthippe> so let's me less judgy

[2014-04-25 22:27:36] <+djentstar> and i can kind of understand why rkl wanted to beat the fuck out of a bitch after over a year of being exposed to it

[2014-04-25 22:27:37] <+xanthippe> be*

[2014-04-25 22:27:38] <@raphidae> ah, right

[2014-04-25 22:27:39] <@raphidae> ok

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[2014-04-25 22:27:47] * +djentstar winfist

[2014-04-25 22:27:51] <+djentstar> i knew that would do the trick

[2014-04-25 22:28:07] <agt> you should leave with him

[2014-04-25 22:28:10] <+blancNoir> when does the g-line expire

[2014-04-25 22:28:14] <+pd^> I used to be xanthippe's friend until she talked shit about the original star wars.

[2014-04-25 22:28:15] <Emi-> rainrawr!

[2014-04-25 22:28:15] <Emi-> Sup

[2014-04-25 22:28:17] <@raphidae> a week

[2014-04-25 22:28:18] <+djentstar> cry me a river, interloping faggots

[2014-04-25 22:28:22] <churl> one man stands alone speaking the truth in the storm of adversity

[2014-04-25 22:28:39] <agt> djentstar: hows your brother darkwise doing?

[2014-04-25 22:29:13] <+djentstar> agt thinks he knows me and his conflation of me with some other random is only going to add to this stew of failure

[2014-04-25 22:29:20] <+djentstar> neonjesus and death_syn are likely jerking each other off over this in #pho

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[2014-04-25 22:29:29] *** rainrawr sets channel #philosophy mode +v agt

[2014-04-25 22:29:32] <+djentstar> even junes is disgusted by this showing. junes.

[2014-04-25 22:29:38] <@NeonJesus> she is.

[2014-04-25 22:29:43] <+pd^> Who would've ever guessed Philosophy would be dominated by Texans.

[2014-04-25 22:29:44] <@rainrawr> agt is moving up the ranks to take over with raphidae and i jfyi

[2014-04-25 22:29:46] <+agt> im well aware of who you are, tony. but with your mental status, you dont remember me.

[2014-04-25 22:29:47] <+djentstar> lol. and the funny thing is you won't ever be able to get me to take down these logs.

[2014-04-25 22:30:11] <@NeonJesus> i'm a californian, thank you pd

[2014-04-25 22:30:11] <+djentstar> they'll be up forever so we can point and laugh at your ridiculous behavior

[2014-04-25 22:30:16] <+fib> you guys confing yet?

[2014-04-25 22:30:22] <+pd^> THERE ARE MORE TEXANS, BRO

[2014-04-25 22:30:28] <@NeonJesus> there are =(

[2014-04-25 22:30:32] <@NeonJesus> raph is .n;

[2014-04-25 22:30:32] <@rainrawr> djentstar: you dont remember agt?

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[2014-04-25 22:30:35] <@NeonJesus> .nl

[2014-04-25 22:30:44] *** voltaire sets channel #philosophy mode +v xanthippe

[2014-04-25 22:30:47] <+pd^> Agitprop?

[2014-04-25 22:30:49] <+agt> i thought raph was british

[2014-04-25 22:30:50] <+djentstar> agt, i know who you are purporting to be. that you'd go along with this short of clownshittery tells me that you, like rain, are simply the kinds of irctards that neonjesus likes to use to white knight for his posturing idiotpals

[2014-04-25 22:30:52] *** xanthippe changed nick to calming

[2014-04-25 22:30:53] <+penut> can someone explain what happened today?

[2014-04-25 22:30:55] <+penut> my dinner is cooking.

[2014-04-25 22:31:01] <@NeonJesus> nothing happened today.

[2014-04-25 22:31:04] <@NeonJesus> just another day

[2014-04-25 22:31:05] <+djentstar> i'm not impressed. i've seen better. i've seen smarter. you are neither.

[2014-04-25 22:31:06] <@NeonJesus> for you in me

[2014-04-25 22:31:07] <+penut> I heard a gline

[2014-04-25 22:31:08] <@NeonJesus> in chat paradise.

[2014-04-25 22:31:13] <+agt> crack kills, tony. crack kills.

[2014-04-25 22:31:13] <+calming> penut: some bombs went off in syria

[2014-04-25 22:31:16] <+penut> you want me in you?

[2014-04-25 22:31:18] <churl> has anyone seen dwayne

[2014-04-25 22:31:28] <+zuck> The is a Big Matter on which you must take A Stance.

[2014-04-25 22:31:28] <+penut> and what is junes disgusted with

[2014-04-25 22:31:30] <+fib> penut, y u no cam anymore?

[2014-04-25 22:31:31] <+FODUCK> raphidae flooded the channel, glined dwayne, NeonJesus gave raphidae and rainrawr ops

[2014-04-25 22:31:36] <+djentstar> look at the /topic. that should tell you all you need to know about this fuckhead

[2014-04-25 22:31:44] <+pd^> penut, the short story is: butt + penis + typing

[2014-04-25 22:31:48] <+calming> i like raphidae because he glined dwayne

[2014-04-25 22:31:54] <+calming> this is called making a pile

[2014-04-25 22:31:56] <+calming> of happiness

[2014-04-25 22:32:12] <+agt> purporting?

[2014-04-25 22:32:17] <+djentstar> lol

[2014-04-25 22:32:24] <+agt> hmm

[2014-04-25 22:32:26] <+djentstar> that fucking bleating cow imfinite actually whined to zuck about being banned from a vanity channel

[2014-04-25 22:32:32] <+FODUCK> the problem with giving these people ops is they get their feelings hurt easily and start banning people for that

[2014-04-25 22:32:32] <+djentstar> and got him to join said vanity channel and whine on her behalf

[2014-04-25 22:32:36] <+calming> i haven't chatted to zuck privately in a long time

[2014-04-25 22:32:43] <+djentstar> do you idiots realize just how badly you're clowning yourselves right now?

[2014-04-25 22:32:51] <+djentstar> should i paste it here or will you faggots have raphidumb gline me for that too?

[2014-04-25 22:32:52] <+calming> that never happened djentstar

[2014-04-25 22:32:55] <+djentstar> really?

[2014-04-25 22:32:57] <+calming> zuck joined bc he whoised you