One Sentence Reviews of OnLive Demos

Jake Spencer
30 March 2012

Alien Shooter: Vengeance

Somebody sincerely thought that name was cool.

Ecco Jr.
Dolphins and whales play Marco Polo.

Crazy Taxi
Without music by The Offspring, Crazy Taxi gets a Class F license.

How come nobody told me there's a sequel to Sheep?

Driver: San Fransisco
"...who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear."

Adam's Venture Episode 1: The Search for the Lost Garden
The main character is named Adam Venture, and he goes on adventures.

AC-130: Operation Devastation

NBA 2K10
I don't understand the keyboard controls.

Grappling hooks make any game better.

Planet Horse
The horse's animation reminds me of that Colin's Bear tribute with the giraffe.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian The Video Game
Finally, proof that video games are art.

Afterfall: Insanity
They probably should've budgeted for professional voice actors.

Cargo! The Quest for Gravity
Kick short, bald, fat, naked men for profit.

Red Bull X - Fighters
I want to hate this more than I do.

Age of Booty
This could have only been about two things, and they picked pirates.

Zombie Shooter 2
Needs more vengeance.