Horny Soccer Moms

    soccer moms
  • The phrase soccer mom broadly refers to a middle-class suburban woman who spends a significant amount of her time transporting her school-age children to their sporting events or other activities.
  • The Big Show's name for the Dennis & Callahan Show.
  • A middle-class suburban mother who spends a great deal of time taking her children to play soccer or engage in other activities
    horny
  • Hard and rough
  • corneous: made of horn (or of a substance resembling horn)
  • Feeling or arousing sexual excitement
  • aroused: feeling great sexual desire; "feeling horny"
  • Of or resembling horn
  • having horns or hornlike projections; "horny coral"; "horny (or horned) frog"
horny soccer moms
Life Updates
Life Updates
1.) This me, duh. 2.) I've got a girlfriend. 3.) I'm proud of that, lol. 4.) I can make this really weird throat sound that Josh doesn't like. 5.) I recently built a cool scene... I think it's pretty good. 6.) I need a haircut 7.) Flood Warnings in NoVA. :,( 8.) I hate the rain 9.) I'm a writer 10.) My Girlfriend plays soccer for the state. 11.) Josh thinks she is ugly. He has bad tastes. 12.) Riley thinks she is ugly. He has a jewfro. 13.) I think Josh is emo. 14.) I've been improving my Wheeled IFV and my tank. Expect pictures soon. 15.) Evan and Erik are funny. 16.) My girlfriend thinks long sleeve shirts are sexy. 17.) Long sleeve shirts are sexy. Arguments = Invalid 18.) I sketched a super badass jet in school today 19.) It was a good use of time. 20.) Health is fucking boring. I text and sketch MOCs in that class. 21.) Apparently the girl FLE teacher got horny in FLE.... Oh lord, my school. 22.) My school is ghetto. My town is not. 23.) I go to eat places with my friends after school on Fridays. I'm random. 24.) We went to California Tortilla today. 25.) Tried to wait out dat storm. Didn't work. 26.) Friend bought a Pez container today xD 27.) My mom thought New Balance was fashionable. My head hit the granite countertop. 28.) French Teacher= Awesome. She lets us use wikipedia. 29.) No joke, my little bro has like no friends. Forever Alone. 30.) He told someone he wanted to stab them. 31.) Some kid who sits on his computer all day tried to tell me I had no friends. I lol'd. 32.) I have a PS3, but I want a Xbox 360. 33.) It's dark out e.e 34.) Apparently my bro called my mom the Lord of Shit yesterday >.>
Soccer Moms Westfield
Soccer Moms Westfield
Soccer Moms Westfield
horny soccer moms