Hiland's Random Ass Bullshit

Or:  How I spent the day before my vacation    

On the Backs of Fools

 One of the greatest things I've ever had the chance to do was kick Steve Goldstien in the face.  The whole event started in 1999, and I was barely tall enough to ride the roller coaster at Coney Island (recently taken down to make way for a NASA landing site).  

 Since I found a way to harness the power inherent in kicking Steve in the face, I've become a much happier person.