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Herb  

Editor in Chief - Webmaster - Chief News Correspondent

Bio: Top Ten was born on some boring night in April 2008 as a way to rank my favorite things, and at the same time, put off doing homework. Also, I go to liberal Penn State and quickly tired of reading liberal college media. Because I'm lazy, I recruited my roommate and siblings to also contribute their pro-GOP, pro-Burgh ideas. Here are some quick hits.

Pets: Samson, aged 1.5 years


IQ: 142

Favorite Book: A Game of Thrones

Favorite Newspaper: USA Today

Happiest Moment: the Steelers Super Bowl XL run

Proudest Acheivement: Ranked #1 (out of 10s of 1000s) in the World at Call of Duty on the "4th ID No-running" server for four months.  

 

 

Top 10 MoviesTop 10 TV ShowsTop 10 Video Games
10. Gettysburg10. Entourage10. Rock Band
9. the Dark Knight9. Nip/Tuck9. Call of Duty
8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail8. House8. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
7. Jaws7. 247. Metal Gear Solid
6. Die Hard6. Seinfeld6. Diablo II
5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade5. The Office (UK and US)5. GTA: Vice City
4. LOTR Fellowship4. The Simpsons4. Mario Kart 64
3. Empire Strikes Back3. ROME3. Warcraft III
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark2. Firefly2. Goldeneye
1. Braveheart1. LOST1. Final Fantasy VII

 

 

 















           

 

URBAN

Weekly Columnist - Pro Gambler - Sports Correspondent 

BIO: So I came to Penn State as a pretty smart kid; I did my homework and studied a lot.  Today, because of Team Florentin, I check my fantasy football team three times a day and write a weekly article for Top Ten.  Since I’m used to writing history papers, my articles are not as “edgy” or “sexy” as either Herb or Dave, but I hope the content remains pure.  As with the rest of the crew, I am highly conservative and hate everything Philadelphia.

 

Favorite Book - The Killer Angels

 

Favorite Newspaper - Tribune-Review

 

Happiest Moment - Late 2005, Early 2006 - Steelers win Super Bowl and PSU wins Orange Bowl

 

Proudest Achievements - Two degrees in Four Years, and finishing 2nd in a Poker Tournament in Atlantic City

 

Top 10 MoviesTop 10 TV ShowsTop 10 Bands
10. the Usual Suspects
10. the O'Reilly Factor
10. Godsmack
9. Psycho9. The Office (US)
9. Led Zeppelin
8. Ben-Hur8. Burn Notice
8. Tool
7. The Great Escape
7. Tilt7. Metallica
6. the Godfather
6. ROME6. Pearl Jam
5. the Empire Strikes Back
5. MacGyver5. Audioslave
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
4. Nip/Tuck4. Sevendust
3. The Passion of the Christ
3. The Office (UK)
3. Stone Temple Pilots
2. A Clockwork Orange
2. LOST2. Alice in Chains
1. the Godfather Part II
1. Seinfeld1. Soundgarden

 

 

 






 

 

Doctor Jay

Guest Contributor - Burgh Reporter - Sports Correspondent

BIO

As a direct descendant of “one of the most important Latin American writers of the 20th century”1, Jason has lived up to his royal writing genes, despite receiving four F’s on his senior year term paper.  For twenty-six years, Jason’s influence has been felt in the modern areas of transportation, white-guy sports, fine film, gaming of all sorts, and anti-liberal, anti-marxist, anti-save-the-whales activities.  Jason’s vast resume includes appearing in written publications for The Robert Morris University, Penske Logistics, Knoll Inc., Federal Express, some poetry book, and now TOP MAN.  He has also met John “The Professor” Clayton and Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA).

 

FAVORITE BOOKSon of Man, by Uncle Augusto Roa Bastos

 

FAVORITE NEWSPAPER – Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

 

HAPPIEST MOMENT – Super Bowl XL

 

PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT – Coaching my troops to ultimate glory in the Fall 2007 Pittsburgh Sports League softball championship.  Also, eagling the Par 5 #6 at Lindenwood Golf Club, and my pending marriage.

 

1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augusto_Roa_Bastos

   
Top 10 Movies (I can provide top 160 if necessary)
Top 10 TV ShowsTop 10 Steelers of My Lifetime
10. the Dark Knight 10. Jon & Kate Plus 8
10. Troy Polamalu
9. Indiana Jones (I lump them together, but 3 was easily the best)
9. Star Trek: The Next Generation
9. Norm Johnson
8. Lord of the Rings (again, lumping and #3)
8. Big Love
8. Erric "Pee Wee" Pegram
7. Super Troopers
7. WWF Monday Night Primetime (early 90s)
7. Carnell Lake
6. Pulp Fiction 6. ROME6. Dermontti Dawson
5. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
5. The Office (US)5. Greg Lloyd
4. Heat
4. Curb Your Enthusiasm
4. Jerome Bettis
3. the Godfather
3. Seinfeld3. Rod Woodson
2. Gettysburg
2. LOST2. Tommy Maddox
1. the Cable Guy
1. The Sopranos1. Cowher Power

 

 

Doob

Guest Contributor - Director of Music - Tamer of Horses 

Bio: After an extended blogging tenure with myspace abruptly ended, I took up with Top Ten as an infrequent guest contributor.  Mostly, I don’t agree with the crazy right wing slant of the page, or pretty much anything that Andy or Herb publishes.  Let’s see, I work in downtown Pittsburgh, I want to see more from Gram on the site, I once sold Troy Polamalu some Xbox games, and I’m the only person I know with a mint condition NES that still gets weekly use (I want to get a Nintendo-themed tattoo and not have it pop up online). 

Pets: Merlin, aged 19 months.

Favorite Book: A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Favorite Newspaper: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Happiest Moment: First Pearl Jam Concert, September 5, 2000.

Proudest Acheivement: Getting a college degree IN ONLY FOUR YEARS 

 

Top 10 Movies

Top 10 TV Shows

Top 10 Video Games

10. The Jungle Book

10. Lost

10. Guitar Hero 2

9. There Will Be Blood

9. Flight of the Conchords

9. Sim City 2000

8. Wet Hot American Summer

8. Black Books

8. Sonic and Knuckles

7. Shaun of the Dead

7. Weeds

7. Rock Band

6. Donnie Darko

6. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

6. Duck Tales

5. Beetlejuice

5. Arrested Development

5. Mario Party 7

4. The Royal Tenenbaums

4. Mr. Show

4. Mario Kart

3. Hedwig and the Angry Inch

3. The Office (BBC)

3. Mega Man 2

2. The Godfather

2. The Simpsons

2. Earthworm Jim 2

1. The Big Lebowski

1. Freaks and Geeks

1. The Legend of Zelda



D  A  V  E

Former Weekly Columnist - Current Guest Lecturer - Entertainment Guru
 







BIO:  As one of the founding members of this website, I had an amusing weekly column that I updated at least once every two or three weeks.  Spurts of articles written in a timely fashion (top ten lists, too) were followed by weeks of blank sections.  It didn’t bother me much, but it bothered the webmaster here who gave me an ultimatum: start writing again or your fired.  My position was that it was enough just to see my handsome mug, but Herb got ornery and brought the hammer down.  Demoted to Special Guest Columnist, I’m left throwing in my two cents when something interesting comes my way.  And for the record, ‘Small Talk With Dave’ was a title I never approved of.  It was forced on me when I took too long coming up with my own.  I wanted ‘Shits & Giggles’ but it got vetoed.

FAVORITE BOOK:   The Indispensable Calvin & Hobbes

FAVORITE NEWSPAPER:   The Daily Courier

FAVORITE MOMENT:   Super Bowl XL/Front Row at Queens of the Stone Age concert (caught pick, setlist)

PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT:  Pending…

 

TOP TEN MOVIES                  TOP TEN TV SHOWS                           TOP TEN BANDS

10.  The Departed                   10.  Nip/Tuck                                    10.  Kavorka

9.  The Life Aquatic                 9.   Flight of the Conchords                 9.  Audioslave

8.  The Dark Knight                8.   House                                          8.  Eagles of Death Metal

7.  The Big Lebowski               7.   The Sopranos                              7.  Howlin’ Rain

6.  Mosquito Coast                  6.   The Simpsons                              6.  Led Zeppelin

5.  This Is Spinal Tap              5.   It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia   5.  Soundgarden

4.  The Royal Tenenbaums      4.  The Office (UK)                             4.  Kyuss

3.  The Godfather                   3.  Rome                                           3.  Alice in Chains

2.  Raiders of the Lost Ark       2.  L O S T                                         2.  QOTSA

1.  JAWS                                1.  Seinfeld                                        1.  Pearl Jam