anagrams

 

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

 

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

 

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

 

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

 

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

 

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

 

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

 

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

 

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S

 

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE

 

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you

rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter

only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS