ChocolateZebras.com

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From the strange mind of Chris Salata and Idiot Sandwitch Productions... 

ChocolateZebras.com!

ChocolateZebra.com is the primo(premo?)web site for all your cocoa-bean based equus cacaous needs. Once you buy a chocolate zebra, hand carved by the finest sculpters in the world, kidnapped and enslaved for your benefit, you'll feel complete. There's just nothing like the warmth a chocolate zebra can provide melting all over you in the warm glow of a roaring fire. If you love someone, get them the gift that keeps on giving, a chocolate zebra. Just how it keeps on giving, we're still trying to work out, but don't let that stop you! Order now, and for only $1999.99, you can get your own chocolate zebra.

Please make your selections below:
Part One:
I want...

Part Two:
Mark all, if any accessories desired.

Select Zebra size:

Select Number of Chocolate Zebras:

Finish

OR...



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Caution: None of these features are real. I mean, chocolate zebras? Please.
Sorry if I've disappointed anyone. (Hee hee!)