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Canaan
is the term used to describe the “Promised Land” in the Holy Bible, the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire. Canaan is depicted a land flowing with milk and honey that was first spied on, attacked, and ultimately conquered as depicted in Numbers 13:17, “And Moses sent them to spy out the land of Canaan, and said unto them, Get you up this way southward, and go up into the mountain”. The mountain is evidently a reference to Mt. Olympus in Greenland (i.e., the North Pole). The term “Canaan” (C/K+N+N), which acronymically speaking equates to “Con North”, was likely derived from “Chania, Crete, the founding city of the Greco-Roman Empire. According to noted American archeologist William Dever, archaeological evidence suggests that the Israelites arose peacefully and internally in the “highlands” of Canaan. Coincidentally, Greenland is considered the highest land on Earth, hence the Scottish Highlands which border it. Because Greenland is shaped like the head of a wolf (i.e., the Beast of Greenland), the term “canine” (C/K+N+N) is the scientific name for the dog and wolf family. The letter “R”, which is an acronym for Rome, is referred to as the “littera canina” or the canine letter. The letter “R” can be trilled to sound like a growling dog as evidenced by the word “perro”, the Spanish word for dog. The term “K9” (i.e., “canine”) can be translated numerically to “11-9”, the same numbers found within the date of the September 11 Attacks (i.e., 9/11) which were ordered by the Greco-Roman Empire in Greenland. Lastly, because Canaan is in fact Greenland, the Roman Catholic Church adheres to Canon law (Greenland Law) while the process of declaring a person to be a Saint is entitled Canonization.

Cannons of Canaan
Since the Romans invented gunpowder, it stands to reason that they also invented cannons. The mobile forms of artillery are evidently depicted in the Holy Bible in references to Canaan, although they are called “hornets”, likely due to the buzzing noise made by cannon balls when airborne. Exodus 23:28 states, “And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee”, two other Bible verses depict hornets as a destroyer which is stronger than the sword and the bow. Needless to say, only gunpowder-based weaponry are more powerful than the sword and the bow and arrow. Deuteronomy 7:20 states, “Moreover the Lord thy God will send the hornet among them, until they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed”, an apparent reference to mayhem and carnage of cannon-based warfare. Joshua 24:12 states, “And I sent the hornet before you, which drave them out from before you, even the two kings of the Amorites; but not with thy sword, nor with thy bow”, another apparent reference to the power of the cannon. Lastly, the genocide inflicted on Canaan by cannons was captured in Psalm 106:38, which states. “And shed innocent blood, even the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood”.

Daughters of Canaan
In what appears to be the internal power struggle within the Greco-Roman Empire over whether to interbreed with the native Giants of Greenland, four separate verses are found in Genesis explicitly stating that “thou shalt not take a wife” of the daughters of Canaan. Firstly, Genesis 24:3 states, “And I will make thee swear by the Lord, the God of heaven, and the God of the earth, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell”. Secondly, Genesis 24:37 states, “And my master made me swear, saying, Thou shalt not take a wife to my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, in whose land I dwell”. Thirdly, Genesis 28:1 states, “And Isaac called Jacob, and blessed him, and charged him, and said unto him, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan”. Lastly, Genesis 28:6 states, “When Esau saw that Isaac had blessed Jacob, and sent him away to Padanaram, to take him a wife from thence; and that as he blessed him he gave him a charge, saying, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan.” In the end, the Greco-Romans decided to interbreed with the native Canaanites, ultimately becoming giants themselves (i.e., Nephilim). Their decision is evident in at least four Bible verses within Genesis and 1 Chronicles. Firstly, Genesis 28:8 states, “And Esau seeing that the daughters of Canaan pleased not Isaac his father”. Secondly, Genesis 36:2 states, “Esau took his wives of the daughters of Canaan; Adah the daughter of Elon the Hittite, and Aholibamah the daughter of Anah the daughter of Zibeon the Hivite”. Thirdly, Genesis 38:2 states, “And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her”. Lastly, 1 Chronicles 2:3 states, “The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the Lord; and he slew him”.


Canaan Cut Off

Once Greenland was conquered by the Greco-Roman Empire, a decision was made to cut off Greenland from the rest of the underworld, permanently. This decision is evidently depicted in Joshua 7:9 which states, “For the Canaanites and all the inhabitants of the land shall hear of it, and shall environ us round, and cut off our name from the earth: and what wilt thou do unto thy great name?”. Aside from the Greenland Saga which was produced in relatively modern times, the name and country of Greenland has been stricken from the historical record. In order to prevent explores and tourists from accidentally re-discovering Greenland, a buffer zone known as “No Man’s Land” was created around Greenland in northern Canada and Russia, the two largest countries on Earth. No Man’s Land is evidently depicted in Zephaniah 2:5, which states, “Woe unto the inhabitants of the sea coast, the nation of the Cherethites! The word of the Lord is against you; O Canaan, the land of the Philistines, I will even destroy thee, that there shall be no inhabitant.”

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Canaan in Popular Culture
The terms Canaan, Canon and Cannon, all of which relate to Greenland, are is found throughout popular culture, including but not limited to: Business:
Canaan Partners, a global venture capital firm; Cannon (ITT Corporation), a manufacturer of cables, switches and connectors; Cannon, an automobile produced (1902–1906); Cannon Mills, a textile manufacturer; Cannon Films, a now-defunct motion picture studio Canon Inc., a Japanese imaging and optical products corporation; produces Canon cameras; Canon, an office product company; Château Canon, a winery in de Brem; Château Canon, a winery in de Coninck; Château Canon, a winery in Horeau; Château Canon , a winery in la-Gaffelière; Château Canon, a winery in Moueix; Château Canon, a winery in Saint-Émilion; Château Vrai-Canon-Boyer, a winery in Canon-Fronsac; and UBM Canon, a media company headquartered in Los Angeles; Comics: Cannon, a comic book character from Wildstorm; and Heroes, Inc. Presents Cannon” (1969), a comic book; Films:Canaan” (2009), an anime based on the “428: Fūsa Sareta Shibuya de” video game; and Film canon, the limited number of masterpieces by which all other films are judged; Games: Cannon, a British/Canadian term for a snooker or billiards shot; and The Settlers of Canaan”(2002), a multiplayer board game; Literature: Canon” (1994-1996), a manga by Chika Shiomi; Canon, a rule or a body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy; Canon, the conceptual material accepted as "official" in a fictional universe's fan base; Canon of Dutch Literature, a list of the most important Dutch literary works; Danish Culture Canon, a list of 108 works of cultural excellence; The Canon” (2007), a science book by Natalie Angier; “The Canon of Medicine” (1025 AD), an encyclopedia of medicine by Persian philosopher Ibn Sīnā; The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages” (1994), a book by Harold Bloom; and Western canon, the books, music, and art that have been the most influential in shaping Western culture; Military: Cannon, artillery that uses gunpowder or other usually explosive-based propellants to launch a projectile; Cannon Air Force Base, New Mexico; Old Jeremiah, British naval gun, affectionately referred to as The Cannon; and “USS Cannon (DE-99)” (1943), a World War II United States destroyer; Music: Canon” (2007), an album by Ani DiFranco; Canon, a contrapuntal composition which employs a melody with one or more imitations; Canon, a type of Eastern Orthodox hymn; “Cannon” (1995), a song by the pop/rock band Self; "Cannon" (1999), a song by the White Stripes from their self-titled album; Cannon, a post rock band from Glasgow, Scotland; Cannons” (2007), an album by Phil Wickham; Cannon depth drums, tom-tom and bass drums deeper than power depth; Canaan Records, a Christian record label; Il Cannone Guarnerius, The Cannon, violin made by Giuseppe Antonio Guarneri in 1743; and Pachelbel's Canon, the name commonly given to a canon by the German Baroque composer, Johann Pachelbel; Names: Cannon, a surname; Religion: Biblical canon, a list of books considered to be authoritative scripture by a particular religious community; Canaan, the Promised Land in the Bible;  Canaan, the son of Ham and grandson of Noah in the Hebrew Bible; Canon, a Christian priest who belongs to one of certain chapters; Canon law, the body of laws and regulations made by or adopted by ecclesiastical authority; Canon law, the system of laws and legal principles of the Catholic Church; Canon of Kings, a dated list of kings used by ancient astronomers as a convenient means to date astronomical phenomena; Canon of the Mass, the Eucharistic Prayer of the Roman Rite; Canonization, the process of declaring a person to be a Saint; Chinese Buddhist canon, the body of Buddhist literature deemed canonical in Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese Buddhism; Daozang or "Taoist Canon", around 1400 texts collected circa C.E. 400; Pāli Canon, the standard collection of scriptures in the Theravada Buddhist tradition, as preserved in the Pāli language; Penitential canons, religious rules laid down by councils or bishops concerning the penances to be done for various sins; Tanakh, sometimes referred to as the Jewish Bible Canon; and Tibetan Buddhist canon, a loosely defined list of sacred texts recognized by various sects of Tibetan Buddhism; Schools: Cannon School, a private school in North Carolina; Science: Aesthetic canon, a rule for the proportions of a human figure; Canaan Dog, the national dog breed of Israel; Cannon, a crater on the moon; Cannon bone a bone in the forelimb of a horse; and Hail cannon, a shock wave generator claimed to disrupt the formation of hailstones in the atmosphere; Sports: Canon Yaoundé, a Cameroonian association football club; Television: Cannon” (1971–1976), an American television series; and Video Games: Canaan Online” (2008), a free-to-play browser MMORPG; “Canon” (1997), an online browser-based strategy war game; “Fallout” (1997), a video game series in which New Canaan, is a Mormon town; “Final Fantasy III” (1990),  a role-playing video game in which Canaan is a location; and “Xenosaga” (2002), a video game series in which Canaan is a character.


Canaan Around the World
Places named after Canaan, Canon and Cannon are found throughout the world, including but not limited to: Canada: Canaan, New Brunswick; Canaan No. 225, Saskatchewan; Canaan, Kings County, Nova Scotia; Canaan, Lunenburg County, Nova Scotia; Canaan River, New Brunswick; Canaan River (New Brunswick); and Canaan, Yarmouth County, Nova Scotia; England: Cannons, an 18th-century palace built for the Duke of Chandos in Stanmore; Cannon Street, London; and Cannon Street station; Haiti: Canaan; Trinidad: Canaan; Tobago: Canaan; and the United States: Canaan, California; Canaan (CDP), Connecticut; Canaan, Connecticut; Canaan, Indiana; Canaan, Maine; Canaan, New Hampshire; Canaan, New York; Canaan, Vermont; Canaan, West Virginia; Canaan Township, Athens County, Ohio; Canaan Township, Madison County, Ohio; Canaan Township, Morrow County, Ohio; Canaan Township, Ohio; Canaan Township, Wayne County, Ohio; Canaan Valley, West Virginia; Canaan Valley Resort State Park; Canaan Valley National Wildlife Refuge (CVNWR); Canon, Georgia; Cannon, Delaware; Cannon, Kentucky; Cannon Beach, Oregon; Cannon City, Minnesota; Cannon County, Tennessee; Cannon Falls, Minnesota; Cannon Falls Township, Minnesota; Cannon Mountain, New Hampshire; Cannon River, Minnesota; Cannon Township, Michigan; Cannon Township, Kittson County, Minnesota; New Canaan, Connecticut; North Canaan, Connecticut; and South Canaan, Pennsylvania.


The Dark Tower Series
The Dark Tower” series by Steven King contains multiple references to the Bible, Canaan, Greenland and Rome, albeit in a disguised manner. For example, New Canaan is the name of the Barony in which the capital city of Gilead is located. The name of “Gilead” (G+L+D), which is referred to in the Bible as “the mount of Gilead", acronymically and/or consonantly equates to “Greenland Day”, a reference to the 24/7 sunlight of Greenland via Earth’s second moon. Like Canaan in the Bible, Gilead is known as the “Land of Milk and Honey”. It is also the seat of “The Affiliation” which is the name of the alliance formed by the Inner Baronies in the wake of the collapse of the Kingdom of All-World after the unified Kingdom fractured into smaller governmental entities. The Affiliation appears to be a direct reference to the Fall of the Rome and the hundreds of governments which were formed in its aftermath. The Dark Tower also states that “People say that all roads lead to Gilead”, an obvious reference to the idiom “All roads lead to Rome”. Barony of New Canaan is touted as the innermost barony at the Center of the light and civilization whose capital is Gilead. This is likely a references to Thule, the capital of Greenland which sits atop Mt. Olympus in Greenland. Gilead is surrounded by a defensive wall, an apparent reference to the Great Wall of Greenland which in northern Canada and Russia. Lastly, Eld was a country ruled by Arthur Eld, 29 generations prior to the time of Roland, a possible reference to multiple generations spawned by the 13 bloodlines of Rome in Greenland.