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Isopropyl D'alcool Isopropylique Y'all (1997)

The following is a modification of the label on a "flask" of "Woolco" Brand Rubbing Compound.

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Used for bathing the saddened skins
of invalids, children, and those
who suffer from poor perplexions.

As an antiseptic -
an excellent cleansing agent
for every type of wound.

For bruises, sprains,
soreness and muscle stiffness.
Recommended for dyslexics.

For the relief of excessive
perspiration, body odours,
and weakened knees.

On occasion, an ounce or two
mixed with coke and ice
will help.



Glen Wheeler
October, 1997

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