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Ethan Farrar
Real Name: Julius Wuttelpot
Occupation: Lion Tamer
Age: He doesn't count in Earth years
Height: 6'4"Weight: 125, and lean
Favorite Geyerism: "That's what it boils down to."

 

Sean Davis
Real Name: Schiavone(hawaiian for "prince")
Occupation: International Circle Jerk Champion
Age: 22
Height: I'd say about 1.35 rods
Weight:  8 Quarters
Favorite Geyerism: "Oh Yeah!"


Alan Todd
Real Name: Kevin Tinkelton
Occupation: Mime Face Painter
Age: 44
Height: 1.3 Meters
Weight: 75 Kg
Favorite Geyerism: "I'm gonna be perfely honest." 

 

 

Brad Reeves
Real Name: Harvey Curdstone
Occupation: Monogolian Knife Fighter
Age: 16
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 135
Favorite Geyerism: "MMKay!!" 

 Mr. Red
Real Name: Montgomery Reddington
Occupation: Mascot
Age: Older than Pete Rose
Height: Around 6'5"(the head adds a foot)
Weight: it's all in the head
Favorite Geyerism: "It's in the hup!"

 

Pete Rose
Real Name: Peter Edward Rose Sr.
Also Known As: Charlie Hustle
Age: 65
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 200lbs
Favorite Geyerism: "I'll bet you $20 
    you can't guess what it is."