Some of the funny things which makes me smile in my busy schedule :-)

About Love & Marriage 

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out :-)  ( may be the one who is engaged ,his/her situation will be like cat on the wall )


Every One Has The Right To Be Stupid But You're Abusing the Privilege 

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you 
will always have the most complex of transactions.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull 
in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Life and experience thought me many valuable things to me, some of them are really worth mentioning 
  • When in Rome, do as the Romans do --> when you happen to speak with stupid and nuts in life, behave as if you are more stupid. failing to do so those stupids don't like you :-)