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·       read, or write

·       play it

·       cash in a little bit

·       count that high (I’d count all the stars on high and then my
friends, I think I’d count all the apples in a pie)

·       find somebody who’ll give me a helping hand

·       time travel back and “police” patrons with my authority and flashlight at the Avalon Theater in Detroit where I was an usherette

·       make you see how much you mean to me

·       speak to you, the way you speak to me

·       show Al-Qaeda this picture

·       find my marbles

·       be certain that no one is going hungry

·       lie to me

·       clone myself so I could keep blogging while I tend to regular business

Before I die, I want to ...

·      know what the “scroll lock” key is for

·      be the richest man in history

·      leave sweet memories behind

·      swim among the reefs in Cozumel and breathe in the colors, the beauty of the flora and fauna

·      raft through the Grand Canyon

·      honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing “God Save the Queen” to all you men

·      be happy and make someone happy

·      stay in the ice hotel in Lapland