- Mention or refer to (someone or something) to provide evidence or authority
for a statement, argument, or opinion
- (quote) repeat a passage from; "He quoted the Bible to her"
- Repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech), typically with
an indication that one is not the original author or speaker
- Repeat a passage from (a work or author) or statement by
- (quote) quotation mark: a punctuation mark used to attribute the enclosed
text to someone else
- (quote) name the price of; "quote prices for cars"
- Used to emphasize that something is unpleasant or wrong and should be
regarded seriously or avoided
- Causing laughter or amusement; humorous
- Expressing a speaker's objection to another's laughter or mockery
- amusing: arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady
stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical
look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny
writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "
- funny story: an account of an amusing incident (usually with a punch line);
"she told a funny story"; "she made a funny"
- curious: beyond or deviating from the usual or expected; "a curious hybrid
accent"; "her speech has a funny twang"; "they have some funny ideas about war";
"had an odd name"; "the peculiar aromatic odor of cloves"; "something definitely
queer about this town"; "what a rum fellow"; "singular
- A copy of the Christian or Jewish scriptures
- the sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word
to the heathen"
- a book regarded as authoritative in its field
- The Christian scriptures, consisting of the 66 books of the Old and New
- (biblical) of or pertaining to or contained in or in accordance with the
Bible; "biblical names"; "biblical Hebrew"
- The Jewish scriptures, consisting of the Torah or Law, the Prophets, and the
Hagiographa or Writings
quotes - Da Jesus
Da Jesus Book: Hawaii Pidgin New Testament
This translation of the New Testament was done
by a team of 26 dedicated local people, all native speakers of Hawaii Pidgin in
the Islands. They worked from the original Greek, with the help of Wycliffe
Bible Translators, and also referred to English translations and to commentaries
supplied by United Bible Societies, and others. It is intended for those
speakers of the Hawaii Pidgin language (sometimes called Hawaii Creole English)
who find the English Bible difficult to understand. That is why this translation
uses a heavier rural Pidgin than is normal for urban speakers. It should also be
noted that the Pidgin language differs slightly in different parts of the Island
chain, just as Standard English differs than in different parts of the U.S.
mainland. The Pidgin used in this translation, though heavy, leans toward a
common form that is understood in most of the areas where many people speak the
language. It has been examined for clarity by people from Oahu, the Big Island,
Maui and Kauai. There is a glossary of concepts in the back that has two
purposes. First, it explains cultural concepts from Jesus' time that may not be
familiar to readers today. Second, for readers whose experience with the Bible
up to now has been only English, it gives the Pidgin expressions (usually more
than a single word) that are in use for some of the more basic Biblical
concepts. (vinyl cover)
Funny Brian Quote
Brian, a friend from work, was actually
refering to a book called "The PHP Bible." None of us knew that at the time as
he just blurted out the text in the image. I made this as a reminder of the
laughter that this statement brought us at work.
I took this picture by
holding a lens I was borrowing from a coworker backwards. It is actually neither
the Bible or the PHP bible. It is a Net+ study guide.
Church Sign 00
I thought this was some programming humor, but
apparently it's a bible quote.
No one tells a story like Charles Swindoll.
This book is the perfect companion for pastors, teachers, ministry leaders,
writers, and speakers. It is full of poignant tales, real-life funny stories,
and perfect punch lines.
The book includes a lifetime of Chuck's favorite
stories, illustrations, anecdotes, poems, and quotations.
Over 1,500 entries
Organized in A-Z format by topic
now easier than ever to find the perfect story or anecdote to hook listeners and
hold their attention. Listeners and readers will laugh, cry, think, and get the
point…and remember it.
If you need just the right illustration to illustrate
a biblical truth, to capture the audience's attention, to clarify a point, or to
draw a conclusion this book will help you find it. With the right example, you
can turn hostile skeptics into interested participants and turn people around
Truth made clear through the use of just the right illustration,
anecdote, story, or quotation is applied more quickly and remembered long. -
Publisher's note: This book was previously published as The
Tale of the Tardy Oxcart.