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F.U.C.C.A. is the ancient and governing body of the United States Candlepin Curling community. 


Candlepin curling (CPC) is a winter sp

ort played on any ice 



was invented to battle winter 

head-on in New England .  CCP can be played day or night and it is recommended by F.U.C.C.A that as many people participate as possible.  If you are caught playing CPC by yourself i.e.practicing, then you are officially a loser.  

While F.U.C.C.A. is not affiliated with any other organizations, clubs or associations will do promote 

brotherhood among any governing body that promotes non-athletic sporting events, inappropriate behavior and an atmosphere that encourages a carefree environment with an emphasis on excess in a guilt free venue until it's time for you to go home to your wife and family. - Sincerely El Wayno Laser Show, 

F.U.C.C.A Commissioner

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  • Half Canadian Steve Barlock Ranked Last in latest FUCCA poll Half Canadian Steve Barlock pull up the rear in the early season FUCCA poll.  FUCCA commissioner Wayne Barrows said he like so many other voters don't like Canadians.  "This ...
    Posted Jan 5, 2011, 12:42 PM by Wayne Barrows
  • Candlepin Curling is HUGE in Pakistan The CPC video shot by El Wayno and edited and posted by Derek Barney has found it's way to the Pakistani web site pktube.onpakistan.com.  The link can ...
    Posted Jan 4, 2011, 7:57 PM by Wayne Barrows
  • Homo's Wanted If any of you Gaylord's want to participate in a FUCCA sanctioned event this week let me know - Thursday or Friday night - just email me back at wcbarrows@gmail ...
    Posted Jan 4, 2011, 6:12 PM by Wayne Barrows
  • Steve Collins suspected twinkie embezzler is F.U.C.C.A's new #1 Stephen the Shuffleman Collins is the FUCCA's early season CPC world number 1.  Much like Irish Micky Ward, Steve's brother is a crack addict while Steve has taken ...
    Posted Jan 4, 2011, 5:11 PM by Wayne Barrows
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