Get Off My Lawn

I was the first Francis Uy on the internet, with my first public postings back in the 1980s (no, I won't give you a link, go find them for yourself). These days there are hundreds of us. If you're looking for a Francis Uy from , , or of course the Flip Side, please ask him to change his name.

I am the Francis Uy who began fighting spam long before you even heard of it; I was already in the game when Green Card happened.

Stop that Hoax!

Here's a handy rule to follow whenever you receive an URGENT WARNING that you should pass along to all your friends:


Be warned that if you include me in any sort of chain mail with an unverified story, I will do my level best to track down the source material and lambaste you if the tale is false. No exceptions!