Professional Reasons to Help the 

New World Order 

Don't Work Harder, Work Smarter! 

Have you ever noticed that one guy at work that seems to live a charmed life? You know the type. He works half as hard as you, screws up twice as much, and is at least seven times the jerk. Why is that? What are you doing wrong?


That guy's probably related to (or sleeping with) the boss! So how can you beat that? Easy!

Just Sign Up with the Bosses of the World!

Once you are 'in' with the New World Order, it's like you're related to (or sleeping with) the bosses everywhere! Things will just go your way without you even realizing it. Hurdles that you may not even be aware of will be pulled from your path. Opportunities will crop up at an alarming pace, so many that you'll be spoiled for choice! Your workload will lighten like a feather. You'll get twice as far on half as much.

All Because You're Helping Out!

So how does it work? It's actually pretty simple. First, as a newly minted asset of the New World Order, your natural talents would be best served in an important role. Don't worry if the role you find yourself in doesn't seem all that important at first glance - the New World Order has amazing foresight and has placed you in that position for a reason. Second, once you are in the position that They have selected for you, They'll need to keep you there. Many plans take years to come to fruition, so feel free to get comfy! This means that you won't have to worry about office rivalries (a midnight visit will get those jerks singing another tune) or being made the scape-goat for your department. Third, when it comes time for you to perform the action that you were put in place to do, you'll be rewarded for your success! That means even more power, another promotion, and a big fat juicy raise!

If you think about it, this is a lot like saving for your retirement. Every dollar you put into an IRA when you're in your twenties has the ability to multiply into tens of dollars by the time you're ready to retire. It's the same with the New World Order. Every thing you do to help them out is like an investment in your own future. Tipping off a New World Order agent now to a plot against the organization could be worth a promotion just a few years later! Busting up a 'towerbuster' or two you found "gifted" near a cellphone tower? That could get you a company car! 

No Matter Your Career, Helping the New World Order is Always Good Professional Development.