Welcome to excelsiorflatearth.com home to the oficiel page of populer Flat Earth sceintist and thoerist Excelsior John!!! On this website we will talk mainley of topics relating to the Flat Earth Thoery and the afairs of the Internationel Flat Earth Society!!! However we will also expand our topics to that of race (especiley that relating to the hardships of my felow African Americans by the RASCIST stupit conservative (conservastupit) wite media) politics (especiley that of constint Republistupit bigotrey and rascism) and populer culture as well as many many other things! Please listen and acept my wisdom and I ask of you to plese not live in the world of Round Earth ignorence stupitiey and ignorence!!!