Chemistry Jokes


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#1


Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"


#2

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules.  A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. 

He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

#3


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?  A KNiFe.






That's all folks! You can email me if you know of more Chemistry jokes, let's spread the fun in learning Chemistry!



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