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Your mama's so fat, and ugly that when she was walking around Tokyo, Japanese people were pointing at her and screaming "Godzilla!!"

Your mama's so ugly that you have to put on a paper bag on your head as well as your mama to kiss her good night.

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 Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
 Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
 Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
 Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappears.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex

more yo mama jokes

yo mama's so fat that one day i punched her in the stomach and she's still jiggling
yo mama's so stupid that she can slam a revolving door
yo mama's so stupid that she tried to climb mountain dew
yo mama's so ugly that one time she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning people
yo mama's so ugly that when she was talking about having kids with yo dad and yo dad said "lets adopt"
yo mama's so ugly that she doesn't need to sing a triple high make glass break
yo mama's so fat that she one time jumped flew off the planet became a yo mama star with other yo mama planets orbiting around her
yo mama's so fat that she has 3 watches one for each time zone
yo mama's so fat that she has here own zip-code
yo mama's so stupid that when she had your younger sister she yelled its a boy!
yo mama's so ugly that when you were born the next 4 hours consisted of constant slapping to make you breath
yo mama's so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped her
yo mama's so old that she has a signed bible
yo mama's so fat that she jumped in the oceans and left Mariana's trench
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