Cerebral Stimuli

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Informative, weird, funny, cool news/documents

Here are some documents (mainly simple text files) for download/viewing on various subjects... The date & origins of the information are included in the documents. It would be best if you save the documents to your computer then view them. Sometimes the wordwrap doesn't work right in certain browsers

Prefer pdf? Lemme know, I can convert any of the text files you want into pfd format. & the other way around.

--[ *Actual Labels & Instructions*

Desc: It's pretty damn hilarious what shit has to be put on lables, warnings & instructions these days ...
Snippet: "On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
From: HERE!
Size: 2kb
Format: .txt

--[ *The Myth of Sisyphus*

Desc: A great read & synapsis on the Myth of Sisyphus.
Snippet: "Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
From: Trent
Author: Albert Camus
Size: 7.94kb
Format: Txt

[ ORIGIN ... ]

--[ *How to be Invisible*

Desc: How to make yourself invisible from the government...
Snippet: "Governments keep a lot of secrets from their people... why aren't the people in return allowed to keeps secrets from the government?" --Philip Zimmerman, Der Speigel
From: unknown
Size: 1.71mb
Format: PDF

--[ *Illustrated secrets of lockpicking*

Desc: In depth How-to pick various types of locks, with illustrations & various techniques.
Snippet: By picking the lock you simply replace the function of a key with a pic the raises the pins to their 'breaking point', & using a tension wrench one rotates the cylinder to unlock the mechanism
From: Crackhead's FTP
Size: 193kb
Format: PDF

--[ *Martial Arts pressure points, Military Hand-to-Hand*

Desc: Great doc on military h2h combat & martial arts pressure points & how to rly bring sum1 down!
Snippet: "(10) Back of the ears, base of skull: A moderate blow to the back of the ears/base of skull can cause onconciousness by jarring effect on the back of the brain. However a powerful hit can cause brain hemorrage & death."
From: Crackheads ftp
Size: 614kb
Format: PDF

--[ *How to cheat the lie detector*

Desc: In-depth info on the polygraph test & how to cheat it.
Snippet: "In this book, you will learn the little-known truth about polygraphy. You will learn:
• that polygraphy is not science (p.
1 ff.);
• that polygraphy, like phrenology and graphology, is without scienti
fic validity (p. 1 ff.);
• that our Government’s reliance on unreliable polygraphy serves to protect spies,
undermining—not enhancing—our national security (p. 11 ff.);
• that polygraph “tests” are actually interrogations"
From: Crackhead's ftp
Size: 503kb
Format: PDF

--[ *Time does not Exist*

Desc: A great article written by Trent that give in depth detail & analysis as to how we percieve time & why you must understand that time is a non-existent entity.
Snippet: "The answer is, in all likelihood, that time is nothing but a perception, an abstract concept invented by humans and used by the human mind. It's part of having an advanced brain with a good memory and the ability to make predictions."
From: Trent , ORIGIN
Size: 5kb
Format: Txt

--[ *What Happens when there's no plan B ?*

Desc: An infuriating topic about the problems in the world of unplanned parenthood... A MUST READ!
Snippet: "The conservative politics of the Bush administration forced me to have an abortion I didn't want. Well, not literally, but let me explain."
From: SU to me by LeiAxe, article from WashingtonPost
Size: 8.85kb
Format: Txt

--[ *Now I'm Confused*

Desc: A funny little post by willlburrr full of true but weird facts of life.
Snippet: "
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. "

--[ *Top 10 accidental Discoveries*

Desc: Uhmm, the title speaks for itself doesn't it...
The Popsicle, Velcro, superglue ...

--[ *So you think you know everything*

Desc: Various informaion about crap you had know clue about.
Snippet: "
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue."

--[ *HOWTO anonymize your search history*

Desc: Article discussing how to anonymize you search history making the internets (yeh i typed it like that on purpose) more enjoyable & safe...
Snippet: "
Wired News has published a collection of simple steps you can take to prevent your search-history from being associated with your identity at Google and other search engines."

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail... A MUST READ!!


Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!