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A previous version of this was sent to badspock.

I think I heard about the project from one of the feeds I read and was particularly struck by the word "interrobang." Basically that single word led to a many minute digression into the world of punctuation. I mean, if I consider the amount of maybe less than genuine email I write and the fact that I very seldom use sarcasm marks...

no wonder no one understands me! 


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hehe. (<-- Kid Tested, Mariam Approved Sarcasm Indicator) But really, uncommon typography is pretty neato. The band name "!!!" (pronounced "chk chk chk") alone was almost enough to get me to listen to their music. Almost. It has the same problem that "Live" does, though.


Anyhow, I did play around on the distance to here which is how I ended up with the below image which was not appreciated by its intended audience. Lame. But I like it. If clicked on, it's big!

(The critique was that it was lazy and it was not Hollywood Squaresy enough.) 

But...Can't you feel it intensify?


There was even a whole page I had built around it.

(You see, he is falling into a progressively darker mood, though the following order does not match the order of the gradient. Consider it a mental challenge. TopLeft=happy, TopMid=dopey, TopRight=grumpy, MidLeft=sleepy, MidMid=sneezy, MidRight=bashful, BottomLeft=doctory, BottomMid=funereal, and BottomRight=grad-studenty. Grad studenty can be a heck of a dark mood. Ask your local graduate students.*)

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(Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I've been in an unhappy superglue situation, I would have at least one bill in my pocket.)