Dominick is Not Remotely as Handsome

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Handsome Donkey is/are probably my favorite internet movie people,

AND they are responsible for one of my favorite internet videos:

LE MONTAGE!  (don't drink anything while watching, 

as I will not reimburse you for your keyboard.)



"Well, it's been a long day..."  Oh, mercy.  So you can imagine my glee when I read that they would have some sort of deal going on with ABC.com.  I remember thinking, "Please, please, please do not name it: 

'The Handsome Donkey Show'"

 because I am maybe not mature enough to not giggle profusely at that.   

I can't believe I'm attaching that to my name.


Anyhow, sometime last month I was super excited about that because ABC is tangentially related to a lot of excellent programming.   Temporarily ignoring shows like "Lost" that are critically acclaimed and such, I remember last year discovering "Greek" on ABC Family (that is, I stumbled upon the show and told my brother and other television obsessed friends who might have missed out on it due to the fact that the wholesome family comedy genre is maybe not assumed to be an instant winner with the childless 20-30 something set).  However, that show is fantastic, even if only for the presence of Clark Duke (FTW!).   And it is coming back soon too!


Clark Duke, by the way, is/was also involved in internet programming with Michael Cera who is also fantastic.  You should check out ClarkAndMichael.  And you should trust that my taste is superb.*


(The other sort of more conventionally hot dude from Greek also had an internet show that appears to be making the leap to actual television later this month, called Quarterlife. I haven't really watched that, but it sort of is related to my argument of ABC as hit-nexus.)


Oh internets, how do you expect me to ever get anything done!

See also: last week when I was directed to season one of Solitary;

the one reality show I would stand a reasonable chance of winning, 

as I would consider it a Holiday.

 

Well, it seems that unfortunately, due to the writers strike, Handsome Donkey's show is going to be delayed.  *sad trombone*.  Say it ain't so!  The problem with working ahead a little, but limiting posting to once per week, is that every once in a while I get excited about something and then the world turns and leaves me here and it disappears before I have time to post.  But then I post it anyhow since I am lazy.  Because I think it was originally slated to start February 11th which is why this was slated to be posted this weekend.  But the appropriate reference no longer exists and I am relying on my rickety memory which is engaged in a crap ton of other processes.  Grumblecakes.  And because of silliness I don't have the time to look for the post in some cached internet archive.  Anyhow, I imagine things will work out eventually.  So be ready!

 

I hope the standard rich and famous contract gets pulled out 

for each and every one of these hilariously talented guys to sign 

and then they will live happily ever after, amusing theirselves and us.   

Surely that is how it works: 

"The Muppet Movie" couldn't have lied.

(they were in a weezer video too!)



If entertonement were online I would totally link to audio of maybe Mike Meyers, but more likely Gordon Ramsay yelling "DONKEY!"  It's great!