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Monkey Land, Ltd. is a limited liability partnership. Monkey Land, Ltd. bears no responsibility for any damage--property, psychological or other--that may inure to Monkey Land, Ltd. customers within the due course of monkey fun and/or consumption. All customers of Monkey Land, Ltd. assume all risks associated with monkey entertainment and consumption including but not limited to contusions, abrasions, deep, arterial gashes, brain injury, severe nausea, guilt, night sweats brought on by nausea and/or guilt, or the like. Monkey Land, Ltd. is an equal opportunity employer of monkeys and does not discriminate against monkeys based on their phylum, class, family, religion, race, or gender. Monkey Land, Ltd. is a leader in the movement of monkey entertainers against Monkey Torture.