Sunday Family Humour 5th July

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Skinny Dipping 

 
 An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.. 
 
 
 He had a large pond in the back. 
 
 It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
 
 One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. 
 
 He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. 
 
 As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 
 
 As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 
 
 He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. 
 
 One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 
 
 The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
 
 Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
 
 Some old men can still think fast.



Swiss Army Car



Port-a-potty makeover

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Some unusual things


Square Watermelons


A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator and the usually round fruit
often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves. Smart Japanese farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases while the fruit is still growing on the vine.
square water melons





And take a look at this!? Made in Japan!
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STOP YELLING ACROSS THE HOUSE

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Split second Timing


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