Sunday Family Humour 11th October

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BIG PEOPLE WORDS

Thanks to Ray

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

'I went to visit my Nana'.
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.

'What book did you read?'
( I love this...)

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, 'Winnie the SHIT'



Amazing Photos
Thanks to Ray

Amazing Photos





   ABOUT DRINKING WATER
Thanks to Ray
drinking water 1

The following will probably amaze and startle you.. 

drinking water 2

 

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study. 

Lack of water 
is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 

Preliminary research indicates that 
8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

 

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen 

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily 
decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. 

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

 

(No kidding, all of the above are true...) 

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects.


drinking water 3


drinking water 4

 

drinking water 5
Now that I have your attention, go get another glass of water! --BUT BE VERY CAREFUL

 

Laugh often.  And if you have friends who make you laugh, spend lots of time with them.

 

 


Are people born this way?
Thanks to Cindy
 

WomenAreBornThisWay.mp4

 

MenAreBornThisWay.mp4




Drone Controllers
Thanks to David H.

Drone-Controllers.mp4



Heaven

 Thanks to Janet

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
'What are the greens fees?' grumbled the old man.
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!'


The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself..'

The old man glared at his wife and said, 'you and your f....ing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'

 


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I've Fixed It
Thanks to Ray and Blain


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