Sunday Family Humour October 25th

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 The fall Crop of Walmartians

Thanks to Ray how you dress before you leave the house please!

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Rocks Around the World

Thanks to Lee

Rocks around the world


 Thanks to Ray and Lee


geography facts 1

More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska . 

The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply.

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The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean.  The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States .

Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

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Ninety percent of the world's ice covers Antarctica . This ice also represents seventy  percent of all the fresh water in the world. As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it, ice.), Antarctica is the driest place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert.



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Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.



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Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. Canada is an Indian word meaning ' Big Village .' 


Next to Warsaw , Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.

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Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan, carries the designation M-1, so named because it was the first paved road anywhere. 

Damascus, Syria

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Damascus, Syria, was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence. 

Istanbul, Turkey

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Istanbul, Turkey, is the only city in the world located on two continents.


Los Angeles

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Los Angele's full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula -- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 

New York City

The term 'The Big Apple' was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930's who used the slang expression 'apple' for any town or city. Therefore, to play New York City is to play the big time - The Big Apple.

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There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin , Ireland ; more Italians in New York City than in Rome, Italy ; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel . 


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There are no natural lakes in the state of Ohio , everyone is manmade.

Pitcairn Island

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The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia , at just 1.75 sq. miles/4,53 sq. km.


The first city to reach a population of 1 million people wa

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s Rome , Italy in 133 B.C.  There is a city called Rome on every continent.


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Siberia contains more than 25% of the world's forests.

S.M.O.M .

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The actual smallest sovereign entity in the world is the Sovereign Military Order of Malta (S.M..O.M). It is located in the city of Rome, Italy, has an area of two tennis courts, and as of 2001 has a population of 80, 20 less people than the Vatican.  It is a sovereign entity under international law, just as the Vatican is. 

Sahara Desert

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In the Sahara Desert , there is a town named Tidikelt , Algeria , which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years.

Technically though, the driest place on Earth is in the valleys of the Antarctic near Ross Island . There has been no rainfall there for two million years.

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Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.' 

St. Paul , Minnesota

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St. Paul, Minnesota , was originally called Pig's Eye after a man named Pierre 'Pig's Eye' Parrant who set up the first business there.


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Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A : 1%, in Canada : 75% 


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The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole, in Russia . It reached a depth of 12,261 meters (about 40,226 feet or 7.62 miles). It was drilled for scientific research and gave up some unexpected discoveries, one of which was a huge deposit of hydrogen - so massive that the mud coming from the hole was "boiling" with it.

United States

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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. 


The water of Angel Falls (the World's highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters). They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls .

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I have always said , you should learn something new every day.

Unfortunately, many of us are at that age where what we learn today, we forget tomorrow.


But, give it a shot anyway.


had to remind me,

so I'm reminding you, too.

Don't laugh....  It is all true!

Perks of reaching
50 or being over 60.

And headingtowards70!

Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be
released first. 

No one expectsyou to run

People call at 9 PM and ask,
'Did I wake you?'

People no longer
view you as a hypochondriac.

There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.

Things you buy now
won't wear out.

You can eat supper at 4 PM
.. & again at 10PM

You can live without sex
but not your glasses.

You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in
no matter who walks into the room. 

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You sing along
with elevator music.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off. 

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't  remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells
is finally down to a manageable size. 

You can't remember who sent you this list. 
And you notice these are allin big print
for your convenience. 


under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill,
and a laxative on
the same night!

Jokes to Offend Everyone 

Thanks to Chris


Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.

They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.


Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care...

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.

A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said

'We didn't even know they were living up there'.


Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean,

A ginger haired kid, with two friends?
I had a mate who was suicidal.

He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front Of a steam train. 

He was chuffed to bits.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... They are bound to be curious about Sex at that age."

"Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor

Balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Nature's Pharmacy

Thanks to Bill S.

Nature's Pharmacy

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