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Sunday Family Humour 10th January 2010

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

A very special thank you to all contributors.
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Jokes from Bob Hope
Thanks to John W

ON TURNING 70

  'You still chase women, but only downhill'.
 
               ON TURNING 80
  'That's the time of your life when even your birthday
suit needs pressing.'
 
               ON TURNING 90
  'You know you're getting old when the candles cost
more than the cake.'
 
               ON TURNING 100
  'I don't feel old. In fact . I don't feel anything
until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
 
             ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
  'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept
stepping on them.'
 
             ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
  'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at
my home, 'Passover'.'
 
                   ON GOLF
  'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay
the green fees.'
 
                 ON PRESIDENTS
  'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained
only six.'
 
         ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER
  'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,
Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.'"
 
        ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
  'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength
of character to fight it.'
 
            ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
  'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold,
mother threw on another brother.'
 
               ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
  'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the
bathroom.'
 
               ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
  'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't
for the stuff the audience threw at me.'
 
                ON GOING TO HEAVEN.
  'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to
blow the hereafter .. on a technicality..'
 
             Give me a sense of humor.
  Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,

 



Second chance video
Thanks to David H

Second Chance




Has this happened to you?
Thanks to Mark, Laos

Has This ever happened to you



Bride at 84
Thanks to Ray

bride




Malekie
A fascinating artist from Iran
Thanks to Ray

Malekie



A crazy woodpecker
Thanks to Tony

Crazy Woodpecker



Facts of life
Thanks to Lee


Facts of life 1

Facts of life 2

Facts of life 3

Facts of life 4

Facts of life 5

Facts of life 6

Facts of life 7

Facts of life 8



Facts of life 9

Facts of life 10

Facts of life 11

Facts of life 12





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