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  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. (Steven Wright)
  • If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. (Mario Andretti)
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good. (Steven Wright)
  • Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. (George Carlin) 
  • There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. (Christopher Morley)
  • We create stress for ourselves because you feel like you have to do it. You have to. I don't feel that anymore. (Oprah Winfrey)

 

 

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