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And now fur da show!EPISODES:
I be DJ, tha' British Naval Dude, and I'm glad ya' have come ta' see me show!Explore tha' witty interactions of all yer bonny Star Trek characters.
I thank ye fur stoppin' by and I hope that ya' have yerself a knerboopy'aklaggee time on me webbypage.
Contact me wit' yer complaints, ya' bongke knerks!
Send reviews, send lol-cats, send jokes o' yer own and I'll be makin' a sorta o' MyDeepSpace page fur all yer contributions. Arrrrrrr!
If ye' be a woman, then attach a photo fur me to savor on tha' lonely, forlorn eves at sea. If ya be a bloke, well, remember in tha' Navy- dunna ask, dunna tell!
Serious Star Trek fan? Just a jokester? Clinically depressed English Major? Well, it no matter! All arrrrrr welcome in!
So come on along and join tha' party, mates!
You arrrrrrrrr visitor number 3 ta' this webbysite. Thanke! ...awwk, I gotta advertise more.
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Put 'im on a loveseat and make him watch Star Wars
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