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Here we go I thought you'd all like some riddles so here we are! 

 

As I was on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with seven wifes, each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens, each kitten had seven rats. How many Wifes, Cats, Kittens, and Rats were going to St. Ives?  

  None, as I was on my way to St. Ives I saw a man with seven wifes, that doesn't mean they were going. 
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A father and his son are driving in a car and get in a car wreck the father died but the son is taken to the hospital. At the hospital the doctor says "I can not operate on this boy he is my son." How is this possible?

The Doctor Was the boy's mother

A train is going west at 4mph and the wind is blowing 59mph what direction is the smoke going? East or West?

It was a toy trains because trains don't go 4mph meaning it has no smoke

Steve was taking a walk in the park when it started raining. He was not wearing a hat or carrying an umbrella.  His clothes got soaked but not a single hair on his head was wet. 

Steve's Bald

Romeo and Juliet were found dead, glass shattered over the area and water spilled on them. It is impossible they got murdered because they lived in a house far away from the city the only thing near is a noisy train track. How were they killed?

They were fish, the noise from the train made they're bowl shatter causing them to die

Black, I am Much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find we they break my head, and take me from my resting bed. What am I?

I'm coal

A plane crashed on the border where the USA and Canada meet. Where would the survivors be buried?

 Survivors aren't burie

Which clock works better the one that loses a minute a day or a clock that doesn't move at all? 

 The one that doesn't move because its right twice a day as the one that loses a minute a day will only be right every 720 days

What kind of soda should you not drink?

Baking Soda

If you take off my skin I will not cry but you will what am I?
 

Onion